The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1902, Page 10

PARTRIDOL The constster with ™an to © i in the McAu vestigation tion of the dey u goon found to nurd masquerade as an © @ioner Partridge to the press. no evider agree on the depa The almost com DENNER. AND quiry, The neglect of the police to t wwitnesses when McAuliffe's body was ‘ wre to notify the Homicide Bureau pointed clearly to a murder) th ‘Mentifying the victim; the wh “Blarloy's biased “invest!ga: @uct of tho department {* that of men standing fm time of accusation to meet and dive with ev rited mspic Bnd suppreasion the we! them, The course of Commissi swholly extraordinary The feform and purify the ice methods which w the case ts Part man who was looked to to the Feproach and scandal of Van Wyck admini fe seen to be doing in ar ntiemanly way wh Predecessor did tn a pot-house manner. The vo! wy Whe voice of Partridge, but the hand ts still Devery h for Partridge? Ys “the system” proving too mu: two heads are »Mce of Sheriff etter | | than one” does not apply THE ST. LOUIS EXPOSITION. Whe only explanation of the course of the Assembiy @t Albany in dealing with the question of a State ap- Qropriation for the Louisiana Purchase Centennial Ex-/ position at St. Louis !s that !t misunderstands alike the e@cale and the importance of the Exposition Tt is really to be the greatest of all our expositions. Gite expenditures will be greater, {ts buildings will be fier and {ts scope more comprehensive than any of tts ‘predecessors. Among foreign nations France, Germany| end Jepan are already pledged to displays surpassing any previous effort; no European nation will be absent; ‘Asia will be better represented than !t has ever been; fn a word, the Exposition {5 alike international and ‘universal. In such a congress of nations and Gustries, if the creat Empire State of > Kk ts to be represented at all !t a display which ts tn| ‘accordance with its supremacy in wealth, population| and reseurces. An appropriation which would indicate! that we held the Exposition in slight esteem would be| misplaced economy, not only unworthy of the State but positively injurious to {ts interests. ates and tn- (Western Union's New 1 den: boy" who has risen to the Pres! Uaton must be reganiet as speed “ex-measenger Y of the Western an most of hts claas. THE LIMIT. ‘To open discussion by the lovely Eclectic Club of the bi her ail inex lebate hasshad a deeper inte: isbandas fof the fair debaters, ang ourh Object to any euch top It is gratifying which lovely we fm her researches {nto the id stage or the proble proper place. It | i wh Problem is brought bh with ¥ figure, even though " * a membe eet Gressed woman's club in existe nd even ¢h Whe Deadly Frying Pan. + ra hola Economic Ass «lat that the young wi how to cook. T all.” Ambitious young #« e and take a br they invade cast aide IN MRS, Some very ployed by settlement » tho east © are invite att mot of t visits © De resented on } Bweeney's kit this sort of Mrs. Jone Mously bo & M riments we Nesterred the feeption of Mr gon could w package Arte isplayed ", SWEENEY'S KITCHEN Cleantinese ' we the end justisle sides of + i * " p crank on mental nue mansio: with ‘The Commissioner bas « new plaa fo: nd the year is still young. Ei @ of the! EDISON SS : JOKES OF OLR OWN: } THE DIVIDING LINE if Ka ares for He Tyou know Wei. “The Boer cavalry uncouth » largely made up . te farmers * “ta that w hey're called ‘rough Triders . THE WOErS of cCoNQuEsT. @ “Why do you hope the Transvaal . elnnas such a beastly nut don't y Ttivate a Boer w know, to have to eul- MODERN "How do y COMFORTS, © increas. stography i ark roomm’ the extra charge ce ree oar } someBopies. } AGASSIZ, PROF —of Harvard, wil pre vent @ portrait of himmelf, painted tn b ORE, DUKE » celebrated oc t performed his tour fn pataract {AR the noted celebrate’ his THOMAS A —promises noon put the market a f RANCIS JOSEPH. PMPEROR-«f |? Austria, je having hin pe t paint: {3 ‘ r gift « ra] 29 “ae RAPIDTOODLEOMS TO HELP LINDENTHAL. mhoud, 3-5 Ta lowe if Herr Ls stble-hat-rack TOO MUCH FOR HER. Andent developed Raph Pear aey model roadway Samson and Sande run the wide-ope a good at breading Rapidto that tt mYleums Brooklyn Toller x 9s discharged, but fay ome great rtie—Ye LETTERS RANK Gold Veraus Pame ' ‘ t A tar Kreater incentive to great deeds than ts the love wold. It ts understood that when once fame hi been achieved mgney will take care FRO f_ my morning me walk unti there was 1 them inalde the curb line, 60 part of the cans were rolled out on the walk i the gutter, Then the inspector or fore-] I have @ little girl not yet five years ‘ l. THE PEOPLE O 1 ypy | man inte fan alowing the asl N A Word To the Petit was with « ne the by yus to me eft in days, and put out on ot room for | lass of boys wh: Rertie—Guasic ingness of senmes can entertain rail'k other business men of this to he possessed of & high standard of Intelligence and earnestness. erate eats aught he hud lost something va * Defense. 6 A RUBBER Bo or bridge for Herr 1 {lous with a view to st heavily 4 TAXPAYER N What Can This Mother Dot Dy | To the Editor of Tee Bvening World “THis GREAT - “Tre . tHe oss NEE OS mre EVERY UNCE ACROSS tderadt BRIDGE— Funny Side of Life. of my e@trongest and peat- ‘or him thal to take a hand tn. ° BORROWED JOKES. SERENITY. vas sald somo- Myer—What de you co! sige The de makes you want to alt tow other people work. —Chi love your than I do mr nal, orr. odd! That lecturer marry brunettes, ure a deci says and § yous She—How Dionds shot vice versa know He—! suppose so. You're a blonde, aren't Oh, no! 109. ou? She I'm a pronounced bru- j nette He (in terror)—Now, Miss never make me by complexion ural De Mutr, e that 4 golden Stray Stories you can your creamy ir are—er—not 6 ‘ ‘ é : é i WASTED AGONY. q A Uttle, dignified-looking man was al- most knocked down by a horse in Pennsylvania street the other even: > and while brushing off hie clothing let forth a stream of abuse. "You ought to have the driver ar- 4." aid @ passerby. ‘That's mot what makes me mad, said the man, straightening up. “It's $ the idea of being run gown by a horse when there are so many automobiles in town!""—Indianapolis News. FLUSTERED. Gilicus—For a new woman she gets terribly flustered. 4 Comicus—Yes, I've seen her quite un- % manned.—Philadelphia Record t ANTIQUITIES, Miss Singleton (effusively)—Oh, papa ta wo good to me! At every birthday presents me with some ; Young Archaroiogist ave you preserved t specimens?—Sing § With a little train er than the BR. Aa aAw a8 ond yroiucing a spectes with a natural roof- . , th: his breakfast of mornings to + Shatup hie softer at ieaureon thea oeer 2 / FOOTLIGHTS. SAMMY SUBURB, per T. E. POWERS. ° ng the t happe! “Is your Chimmtr pugerlint?” he's tra ON THE RIGHT ROAD. Naw: tor" A CASE OF SMALL LOSS, ks began to go down Gusse sable. y Woodruff has surprised rmest admirers, who frankly ¢ didn't think it was in him t the splendid work he is now do! 4s Lake It ot call his Orlanus « greet performance, but nobody can deny that ¢ | Mr Woodruff ts Orlando—with the ac Z| cent on the “is"" Mr Woodr onger attacks h js hitherto Harold Russell, who has Jing with Mra, Le Moyne of the Duke of Marlborough this on Broad- ed by and ts usua sarming w ws comp. platoon system dramatic TO A MAID’S FACE. With a kiss for every dimple I would woo you ending tow to catch the twilight in your eye Radiant head! for but one side- turn do I sue you, ‘Turned my way, tneuning loving- lost his head ¢ . wise, Little head! where stolen gold of suntight lies It seems as if the starlight, stealing down crept into your eyes and nestled there: Nor needs your sunny head a braver crown, Than rippling mase of waving rat hair. you are a Had dainty lady fa In saucy sweetne crowned the curls That riot run upon your winsome head With tullps; and, beneath, your eyes like pearls Are shining with the yet left unsaid t know, at sight of man's peace has fed? —Chicago Tribune. have you thoughts D you, for Y whom I think the world and all of. whila whe child she Iam obliged Formerly ity consider BROWN, her th late It seems to n her at which times ashe aches at me, slaps at me or sticks neue should not be allowed by parents. does not mind apanking. I white her more severoly? GERTRUDE a HI To the Biitor of The Evening World My private opinion, publicly expressed, ie that it would be more to the credit of the Distriot-Attorney’s office if they would pay more aitention to the mur; N VARIOUS TOPICS. — | der of McAuliffe than to seeking to inn affectionate | convict Florence Burns. If the prose- disobedient. At times |cution will put the whole police station by spanking, | where McAuliffe was supposed to have ery had tie desired effect. |feceived his injuries under inquiry maaan J|they might get at the facts of hi make no imprest: | sired murder 8. F wCLOUD han Rernapal to/anate For More “Days On. To the Editor of The Evening World thin) [am an attendant at the Museum of She | Natural History. We have to work on Mothers, shall, holidays, and also Sundays, We work seven months in the year, wwo nights a week also, from 7.30 A. M. to 10 P, M., with no extra pay or time off. Fire- men have seventy-two days off, and policemen the same. What more do the: tr Oe ours. "We get fila wesks while a Are: man or Teoelves $1,400 year. i ry 5 —-. 1 do feel that DEMOREST. to Jerome. Poersooennaee> even Some there may | } gas kn: P4-9-3-5-9-9-D2-28-D9984043-58 D239 D OD 9OOOOSOSOO® » Aldermanic Amenities. A Song of Strife. A meeting of the Aldermen, the air {s full of smoke And microbes and other things, ascending from the folk Elected by the citizens to make the city’s laws, By straining of their intellects and working of thelr Jaws. An Alderman from Brooklyn way pulls down his checkered ves And twists the rivet strong that holds his diamond to his chest, And whispers to a colleague wise that comes from out in Qu “What is this it means?" ‘The one addressed swings in his chair, his hands asped on his knee, And § Answer, nonchalant: ‘ou kin search me."’ ng’s Manual, Cult, tell me what 9 Fo dn9 Or exonano-d- 9181810 S-dndro- DES HD A meeting of the Aldermen, the air fe full of noise, Pull twenty men all talk at once, the spectator em Joys The sight of waving arms and beards, the eras& and bounce of sound Reminds him of a big dog show when feeding me comes ‘round. fevered statesman, corpulent, arises in his plnen, ‘A steely glitter in his eye, a cigar in his face He cries out: “Mr. President, I think you ere e sieh, You haven't got the goods to hold you anchored im your job." But hark! above the din a note arises, higher, higher, The votce of Brooklyn Bridges: “You're a iar." oe ee ee ee A meeting of the Aldermen, the gallery has fled; ‘The turmoll in the Ctty Hall ts ft to wake the dead Tim Sullfvan by wily moves has passed an ordinagos To give an enst-side clothing firm a contract for the pants The animals in Central Park this summer ere @e r To save them from exposure to the moisture-ladem alr. Jobn Oakley wants an awaing buitt Deore « barber shop And Dickinson, of Brooklyn, moves the eity plant a crop Of cocoanuts at Sheepshead Bay, when quicker than a wink The Board adjourns; some one has mata: buy a Grink.” + MARTIN GREEN. $ + 50148428660 00OO8 THE M'INTYRE FLAT. The Tragedy of a Plant. i was an Asdea. A pink one. A youthful admirer Forpion Ni) dn eames birthday present. The McIn- No J, sent Masa tyres were glad. Mrs, MeIn- tyre said they'd put it fm the front window, where the wom. pn across the strest—the o: whose husband had the Jacqueminot nose—could see it The birds, too, ehe said, tter around 4 im the £49 2099000000-041-995961506 69664-40000 00F9 OOOOH 90 1VE05510552 1260000045 040000 B86. 018-0-8-4.-2-8- i who knows but what ¢wo loving ostriches may fly past and build thetr nest tm ite branches? Then we cam eafe- ly defy the Egg Trust.” Fut to get the Asalea and to — keep tt allve ‘very dif- Ald to the Asalen. ferent propositions es the ae. yres learned to their cost. Ome morning, on rising, they ound that ft had but M7 blossoms, where 148 had swayed in the breeze the previous night. They coneulted @ florist He sald maybe the fumes of the gas were bad for {t So the MeIntyres put tt in the dining-room and burned only pink candles there. For a time all went well. But one morning they were awakened by the shrieks of the maid, and rushed ¢@ tho dining-room to find only 146 blossoms, Decifedly the Azalea was slowly but surely coming into a clinch with the ‘were ant yellow.” A veterinary florist was again called in, He eald maybe the steam heat was bad for {t. So steam heat ae well as ‘ked in vain, thereafter, at the dining-room door, and Mrs. MeIntyre wore a ragian and white fox furs to @inner, while her husband donned two sweaters over his dinner coat. Then still colder weather set in and a new horror menaced the Azalea. Suppose it should get frost-bitten some night ant die in agony while its carel guardia umbered! thought was too horrible. Night after night, in. bitter weather, the McIntyres crept out to the @ining-room and wrapped hot cloths around the m of the plant to keep its eap from getting “caught.” and rubbed the leaves between thetr hands to restore ctreu- lation. Mra, McIntyre even went #o far as to swathe ita branches In her 8 white fox furs, and to pour digitalis and stryehnia, in equal quantities, every half hour on its roots. They at tast had the front door bell muffed, lest the jar 0 should disturb the wick plant Reclaby {henioat But, despite these herotc remedies, the Azalea daily grew thinner and weaker, while hectic flushes dyed Its few remein- Ing blossoms, Things had reached this pass when Mre. Mo- Intyte went for a week to Lakewood, Her last instructions to her husband were to keep on caring for the Azalea, as she fancied she detected faint symptoms of convalescence. MeIntyre promised, and promptly forgot all about the measly plant. Unwatered, unnursed, {t perished miserably. The morning before tis wife's return McIntyre re- membered to look at the Azalea, It was cold tn death. He uprooted it, ted his card on the leafless branches and sent It to the Flower Mission. Then (for apprehension had turned his brain) he went te the grocer, pought a huge bunch of spinach, brought tt home and neatly planted it fa the jardiniere that had held the Azalea, and set it In the sunilt Turkish Corner to await the arrival of his wife. “That must have been a sine wularly sinful Azalea,” he feebly remarked later, unable to stand the withering scorn of her glare, ‘for when It dies look what It turned Into! Bite had Mived a better life h might have been an Easter Lily now." < you'll take the lemson to heart,”” was al! Mra. Me A. P. TERHUNE, WHERE COLD WATER IS LIKE HOT. Water throwa upon ice in the Arctic regions will shiver % ee ligyrice sate cea Sle ees Intyre 4