The evening world. Newspaper, March 12, 1902, Page 10

Ra 5 THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, MARCH 12, 1902 | ® BWVIENING WwoRLbpS O24, Pee ie? a68 Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 83 to 6) Park Row, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Maf! Matter, 3 VOLUME 42 NO. 14,813. | } THE MAYOR'S DUTY. RARP INSTANCE ce fo Were you ever seasick during you 2 The public will watch with {nterest to see what) i ‘0! nick ng your Cc course Mayor Low will pursue with regard to the 1s aver qeentlotlooureantherHimed tion taken by Police Commissioner Partridge and De; | Pt was C Commissioner ‘Thurston {n refusing to second the e of The World to solve the McAuliffe murder mystery. | EMU dia na Berke Yet ernSutars : Speaking in his official capacity and authority, and | ite SWEETNESS. thereby assuming to represent his superiors In autho: j 4 A sentimental editor out in Kansas the Commissioner and the Mayor, Deputy Commissioner | usks: “Are there any sweeter words Thurston makes the following remarkable declaration: | ae THe RAINES Law N ay Beas peal toad tremelanery ‘The World haa und to prove that McAuliffe was STRATEG) BOARD MiunT words, “Here's that dollar I borrowed, murdered anil to for olice officers, and | waa irenlyl set GET A RAPIDTOODLE UM ire not lacking in eloquent and delight- we prefer to let The World work out tts own case. healer lauonian dledearen ant The “we” in this statement includes the Commis- sioner and the Mayor. Commissioner Partridge has suf- ficiently indicated his view of his duty in the case by eae ie no refusing to permit an examination of the records of the | No; but men attached to the West Forty-seventh street station at the time of MoAuliffe’s arrest. Mayor Low has i promised to answer The World's request for his co-op- ie ee pce omce eration as soon as he has consulted with Commissioner In Partridge. Sublime Porte: tu It is this answer which the public will eagerly await Much depends on !t. One of the first duties expected of &@ reform administration is that {t will clear an {mpor- tant department of city government from all suspicion of complicity in a cruel and revolting murder. : A RUN OF LUCK. ‘Smithers insured his for $26,000, and the very next week he was killed in a mrbway expl q “That man always did have luck.” f Gimple Arithmetic—As this country {s still paying « A CASE OF COPY modest pension to the last survivor of the war of 1812 it is| “How can Hngiand he easy to figure out that in 1988 we shall still be paying the Hoers, after their late setback pensions to the survivors of our benevolent Intervention tn Wel, they might kopje Delarey { the Philippines. tice" ; A DREAM. { A LESSON WELL LEARNED. “What do you think of the plan of Immediately after the Park Avenue Hotel catastrophe | ¢%ooting mat! from New York to Phila- The Evening World took occasion to predict that, ex-| 2% eas aries pele pipes?” cept for a few perfunctory recommendations, the finding = ‘ of the Coroner's Jury would be farcical, with no direct READY MADB. fixing of responsibility. And it advised a rigid investiga- “He wanted propose, but he was tion and improvement of similar existing conditions of |} Mf*l4 wonte would fail nim, 0 he bad danger in hotels and theatres as the best use to which| @nande stST PE cutal ret pte: the lesson of the disaster could be put. ‘The verdict has| + “A ready-made sult, eh? fully justified the prediction, and the great amount of | + aaepannnaemeaaaaaed good already accomplished by Supt. Stewart and his In-| 2 A NEW FORT. é : Bpraking of poetry, we alwaya itke spectors shows the soundness of tho advice then given. | 25 Keep in touch with the Fuvette ew Interviews with ironwork firms indicate how generally} + Va) Journal Mr Jo Hill is an occa New Yorkers are taking to heart the warning of the fire| { Sonal contributor to the Journal, and and its unnecessary sacrifice of life, All these firms re ne fe port a greatly increased demand for fire-escapes, orders coming not only from notels and apartment-houses but f to last from those worst of fire-traps, private residences akes hie skindo.™ It is @ healthy scare. No such individual alarm fol-|* __ : lowed the burning of the Windsor Hotel three vaars ago, | etter ttt esrest tre trtrmprtiee o though its casualty list was larged. The fright 1s a good! , ailig fruit of the disaster and while it js on it might well to Je ; put the hallboys and elevator men of the smallor apart- | } SOMEBODIES. } ee a oi Baie hs " ment-houses through a course of instruction. How much| prt ier. sin REDVERS-I8 alte : u ; does the average darky who stays on watch in the hall | rroat wilful nt 4. and | 4 at night know of what will be expected of him in case mild have little the | , of ef Ane res . they were « turted out of the of fire? Does he even know the location of the nearest alarm-box? The Rat saloon acre thirst has blown the foam Law Strategy Foi AMPASSAT} n his nev « ates Embmasy at 1 Penny W * and Pound Fooll then will be to te the a, arid United § or the expenses of the Loulsana P) Jo the St. “HIN TAN-SUN—the richest Chinaman in America, came t r | a boy tn the ateerag WHERE ARE THE ARBITRATORS< When the Dayton cash-register st last week, after a year of useless loss, great credit was given to the National Civic Fed- | eration for its officient service, although its only service | consisted in offering a room for the meet to the settlement of the s' Now, after six weeks ing and threatening the freight handlers’ strike under conditions w tending loss to valuable by ests. Both sides) saw SECRETARY—of the Treasury appear to be equally determined in their refusal to come weve kes to an agreement j; home if he These are conditions w all tn a special manner | for friendly and {mpar tration—for the inter- | * vention of just such a body as the National ¢ : } WOMAN'S WORLD. EDWARD VII ike was settled | era of hospit nflict and mutual] ments serv he tre-| KIPLING, RUDYARD which led has been star serious and wide-ex- ess int meal away from hi avold K 80, — 1 ar eration. It is an opportunity ¢ show its efficiency, but it does not hat any ald . tt } in averting the disaster of t 6 to be expected |” sins ! | from that body. Young: Mes, J NT | The Mule as a sea rn bileps . “ si LINDENTHAL’S BALLOT-BONLS walks 1 from genius full y order {ts output of M s swna mining something phenomenal, And how wide their x ; Yesterday |t was tall t and a iey Grins i into which the coupons of voters are to fall as lightly as! a tens Mr. Whit 4 snowflakes to register the w aie s tins A . : mane bridge traveller i The questions t ani i Jonesy (cheertu Here's where I what part of m. Tsald Vd you use the ferry?” &¢ The the Commissioner an ink Risclence bridge-crush pr matter will be It is an idea in whi If developed we may able daily use and Where. Motorme yout Le Missing a steam engine ) whether to run past the red | er to ring the alarm gongs—what a relief to th om call for a show of hands or a straw vote before t action! And when the scheme |s in general use we *Suydan build a statue to Lindenthal and his Great Iden i tolSwhya wilen\and how: tolee teary @ him and it for the gratitude of posterity, | The! Human Ontriah: ty laughing at a Jerseyman,” 1 will aay _—_—-— the Paitor Tae ¥ ae Wor! it would ta m than one guess to Taere are th ches run-|reply to the “how and when,” but th “| ning wild in « pts to-day whyfore is easy. The Jerseyite is often pmow regard him ay ax big a man as Brother | OMttienes Ate found mostly in our cara. as full of brag aa Jersey Ix of ‘akeotors: , of princes . re better than they wore | TREY are nwt the ostriches from the Take a Jersey Rube on a visit to the plume ourselves a Httle on the repute, | NUds of Africa. but from our own cities, | Metropolis, He is always tellin’ the ‘These ostriches always push women and |gosh firedest doin’ a up our iy you ever oata, children aside in their mad rush for Aes tell of, and they aint nothin’ “a that seems nece nacar Then when tna aeat they 1 bury th Call for Boer Flage. BA { The Evening World pvailing every- Eira chances of just engineers in doubt ot jew are C fist Increasing J. FRANK RENNETH. New Haven. \elerks uncertain F Jerseymen, ral million American soy. who did not know of Pri Henry's existe << Ghe Funny Side of Life. ~< JOKESOF OUROWN} A RAPIDTOODLEUM FOR EAT-EM-UP JEROME, |8ORROWED Jokes. UP-TO-DATE BARGAINS. INFORMATION. LETTERS | FROM THE PEOPLE ON ‘VARIOUS TOPICS. | are Ree ee is CRETE RE RE SG “| MR. B. B. TALKS PTight Off the Bat. eee 99604066454. 0-099-449900004- HISTORY ELUCIDATED. “What did the Puritans come to this country for?’ asked a Massachusetts teacher of a class in American history. ‘T) worship in thelr own way and make other people do the same,” wane ful enunctation.—Kansas City Star. TOO LATE. “Say, I'm not gettng any returns from the advertisement you persuaded ¢ me to put !n your wall calendar.” 3 “It's on the December sheet. People 3 will seo it during the Christmas shop- ping season, and it'll draw like a house @ afire."—Chicago Tribune > (Firm Exclusive Interview of the Season.) anes AM the Baseball MANIFESTLY WRONG, ] You may have heard of Me cnce or twice. “Yes,” said the head of the firm, “Miss @ I'm a pretty well-known rounder, Addie is a good bookkeeper, Dut she Dd you get that “Rounder?” makes scene qucer mistakes.” That's a joke. “What, for instance?” asked the silent Imi Just full of jokes. Everybody gets to be such a Mad Wag when talking about Me Just about this time of year the Artist and the Screaming- ly Funny Fellow get together. And the Artist drawa a picture of a Little Boy and an O14 Gentleman. And the Screamingly Funny Fellow writes these Lines: | _“Boy—Please, str, may I get off thie afternoon? I have to | go to my grandmother's funeral?” And the Artist draws a picture of the Grand Stand at @ Ball Game. And the Little Boy and the Old Gentleman sit side by side. partner. Well, she enters our messenger boy's wages under the head of ‘running ex- penses.’ "—Philadelphia Express, CORNERED. “That woman next door,” she said, “is the newsiest thing. She's forever stand- ing in her dining-room peeping over Into oura.”* “How do you know?" asked her hus —. Ni \ Yi \ \\ // Palm: y Y, \ vand.—Philadelphia Record, / C Oher WaTS band=-Enitacelpuial And the Screamingly Funny Fellow writes thus: VA na“ UNSYMPATHETIC, AU BS ee Rd bee “Bunkins takes life very eal TUS NSEY Arty ~ “But he te always telling hard-luck 4 | And 8O new, 2 a Also, this {s the time of year when Managers most do talk. rea tele ee itehowe: tlaiehranacses alt And any able-fingered Reporter can sit in his office and = Me a ny ah ikee time telling funny | Write what they say witHout going near them. orie: le would say he was loaf- For this is the burden of their song. axe stories: Pecele ie Why, aay, It's a Pipe. SCoROME “My club will annex that Pennant just as sure as Apples > Give ME A Y) grow on Trees, Sy RABIpTES OL EUM SPARING NO EXPENSE. “Honest, it's & shame to take the Money. 5 tS su gc 0 fe your; Seo YET_~ Lee ee ee tccetitare caren tt “Wh new pitcher can throw a ball clear through z u ids Niners F inane the door of a burglar-proof safe and never wrench his arm. We ai z sey Bioeeat cedieapoure: “And every time that new Outflelder goes to Bat, it's « use royal purple ri Bl came of Lost Bail pune. “Come around to the Club-house next Fall and eee how aca ae! nicely the Pennant harmonizes with our furnfture."" I'm used to this kind of talk. I'm used to a lot of things I'm used to being knocked around. I'm used to High Lite I'm the only person on record that can go off on a Bat and never get called down by the W. C. T. UL I'm the National Game, that’s what I am. @| Old Drs. Funk and Wagnalls will tell you #o Consult them when tn doubt as to my status. } FOOTLIGHTS. They furnish yeu a nice Ittle diagram, on Page 16% which shows one gentleman tn the act of Imitating a Kanga- Jessie Dodd ts considering an offer to! roo, and another gentleman stan(/ng on one leg like a hue on the road with ‘The Country man Pelican company, which ts now being or-| You must look this thing up. “She's awfully stuck up.” ‘Awfully! I never saw any one make a worse botch of trying to appear high S toned."—Philatelphia Bulletin. <s we ES : ng with which to run crime to earth wherever and whenever tt shows y apot in a Jiffy, a it Is the F “5 Brie for a Willle-on-the- e Tt foesn't make any difference how far aj are, my Rapld- ats trolley cars to a lly and makes auto cabs ashamed mp. Ith advant The Ra n sniff an open ganized for a short spring tour Miss] It ts funny without betng vulear. he front or ald man with the Dodd ts an excesdingly clever char Anyway, I'm the National Game, ani ready to deal out Syort niecehtn will have a ers Rage and doubles and home runs and balks and base hits » Raptdtowdieum and whisk him to the nearest Robert MoWade {= about to revive his| And errors and Interferences and singles and muffs SAMMY SUBURB, Per T. E. Powera veraion of “Rip Van Winkle,” in which} And fies and fowls and coaches and batteries and fumbles he toured thie country for many years. | °"4 few Mr. MoWade not long ago on the] On-decks and spikes and steals and grounders and elide street, and thought he was looking ai-| and ” t as young as his son, Ry All the rest Who ta a member of the Mu Tackett fren inoeiee Bicok Comes, I'm IT, IT and ce ‘ Don't you fo Pretty Mary Karr, in a mixed brown| D0"'t you forget It. cheviot sult and a knittet watstcoat of white and black worsted, decidedly ’ odd and fetching, waa on the alley this Ekk CULLE S 6 0C ” afternoon, Mise Karr has two excel- e lent offers for next season, but haa not seen pear during te mam-| AN Obligato to Dr. Savage’s Hammer. mer m the tngenue role of a play which Harry Corson Clarke will produce 1 move a vote of thanks to Dr Minot Save ADI . . . age.” chirru: breezy Nell Cullen, of Montana, ag ell, Amelia Bingham's new she entered the boarding-house dining-ream on her elghth day in New York. “At iasi we women who cannot Maine to California as a hustler of the! afrord $100,000 worth of Jewelry, even for gala occasions, most pronounced type. Mr. McConnell! nave a man champion. We are avenged. Hurrah! oye all tant popularity “Did you see what he said about the opera-boxholders itexhaustibie. Asa raconteur he takes| Sunday? Whew! But he must have made them ait up. all the honors JANE GORDON, | And they deserved every word of it, even though, his dece ton to the contrary, they don’t look much lke any ij! nders or Gosh Indians I ever saw. if course, it isn't pleasant to think that when you've got $9 worth of gilt gems radiating from your system you suggest a Fiji er, and tt ts far worse to have one's diamond stomacher tke ty a wampum belt or @ string of scalps or bears’ teeth, but neither is It nice to feel Uke a plain, onfin: Undecorated savage by comparison with the lovely Fi ns of the first and second thers, “Ah, thore stomachera and tlaras and jJewelled collars and things, how wicked they make Us feel! That's where the trouble is Jc ted. Any woman knows that those jewels are worn simply to make other women envi And, of courme, they do, A modest, unobirumive longing for a little runabout automobile takes an ‘also ran’ place about the same minute that one gets into thar opera-house, and begins to wish for the contents of a pawnshop with which to conceal one'e commonplaceness, “The next time I go to the opera I'm going to sit in the family circle with the opera enthustasts and other sensible impossi rhere the stage will be the centre of the plo- ture. I was up there for the last Saturday night ‘pop.’ That top gallery seems especially constructed to keep off the dlamond glare. It was really a great comfort. The most wonderful part of it wax that everybody lstened te the music, ‘Dhey seemed to enjoy it, in fact, T was de Ughted. I actually forgot that there was a diamond in the house for a while, “But there was oodles and oodles of them. Broadway show-windows are dim and dinky displays, as the reverend Doc. says, alongside of a millionairess in a dollyket dithy: ramh in skewaee minor and with a bootful of spariders sprinkled in rhinestony profusion over her splendiferous SoS togs. ‘That's why we dlamondless female nexers rejoice ano . W. AULICK, ®, what does this “tax 7 Im you spose same thing as “head tax? mean WIRELESS. When the wireless telephones Have been perfected, Conversational cyclones May be «© ected. ft ts very evident ‘That we'd take chances If a message should be sent Ry way of Kansas, There the wireless air'd be crossed Ry breeze and zephyr, Such as have ao wildly tossed ‘The deard of Prefer; And the roaring, ranting gale Would almply bellow Over cornfield, hill and vale A windy “Hello!” WII] the wireless telephones, In accents whizzy, Tell us, tn soft, girlish tones, “The air ts busy?" Will they fetch another trust To set us gawking Ata sgn: “Our Patrons Must Not Breathe While Talking?” —Josh Wink, In the Baltimore American. Now did you lke the show taat night? Second Tomato—Great! T got mashed on the | aoe rhetoric. More power, say I, Indies and gentlemen, to the New York lke fist with which Dr. Savage pounds his pulpit!” >> Hackensack ones to suffer a the result of the re-/much a candidate 1s good looking and to lm BUI he in hin wanderings cent tire on upper Madiaon avenue. I) oleaaing to the ey And with that Nell went way up to the head of the table 4 OWN, gaze at everything in slght) wish to say that my loss would have ‘The si and sat down, CE nie mo! te resembling been greater had it not been for the rai tered < ie ava . ling | efficient ¢ the Fire Department. |? itor of The Evening World: the wondertal dotn'e up th | hele. w Stent aaa elnaea’| RY are contractors allowed’ to THE MODERN BANDIT, and take wac highly endable ana I am|2#mo stow and ath on Knickerbock-| First Bandit—How Is the lady missionary quoted by eh» weeks t t about the! pleased to speak in thelr behalf. er avenue between Grove and Linden | Brigunds’ Commercial Agency? wonders of the 5 If you meet RICH HABERMAND, Hotel Roland | ntreots Brookiyn, on the next block | Second Bandit—I find that che Is marked "A-7-11-xx-000,% A man on Broadway and hear him re- from Public School Na 116 ” ain't nothin’ What Say Women to Thiet Litte | First Bandit—What tn thunder does that mean? children going to actool have got to| Second Bandit—It means that sho can be easily kidnapped, have um,” mark him |p) the Editor of The Evening World | walk through de: slush, Are the | but that the kidnap will be lucky If they get any ran. Me brings to our busy! Women want suftmge. They want it nie to mand by and say nothing? | gom, There ix a possibility that her friends could raise $20, ie Kreathess of A small town and | pecause they think it ta thelr right c ’ A.D. B | but before counting on this It would be well to investigate tho smaliness of a great city, and Wel Have you ever seea a woman trying to Wisdom the private archives of the agency. That's all, can't help but smile a few smiles. jeatsh a car? Nine times out of ten she | 7 the PAltor of The Evening Worl “Well, say, ain't it a shame?" WM: | misses the car, ‘Tala shows great buai-| How is it that in the Brooklyn and] «ain't what a shame?” Praises Firemen, ness activity, indeed! Does a woman| Ne™ York care, wren a lady comes in, Why, that any woman should think of coming out here To the Editor of The Rvenihe World: know anything of politica? If she does, | (he men son thay are pet) 2 87 | a5 @ missionary. without any rich friends to back her wu. T happen w be one of the.unfortunate|she usually knows only that euch ené ‘RRdINALD o o Ite too bad.""—Cleveland Plain Deale,