The evening world. Newspaper, March 5, 1902, Page 8

- - - a a ln el Te ee iat ha eI LE LLL ET a a i ba THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, MARCH 5, 1902, DOUBLE PAGE. li The March Girl, 8-9689-4-95-9-4-4 9-90-94 F-85459 008 ee Pi ELSE E REESE ORORECY 4-0 6-O06-6-04-0-6 § che eam NS Ghe Funny Side of Life. < |. The March Girt. eeiian < Soe JOKES OF OUROWN MAGNATES RUN WITH THE MACHINE. BORROWED JOKES. | ‘ The man who doesn't know his own 1 resents being informed dy “TO TEST A BUILDING SET IT AFIRE.") 7 So he (Ba 7 er t king absinthe On IN AY According to Chief Croker, wa , td whether a bullding is fireproof is to “set : y 6 i es the heart @row e nkonlalas) tay whaclia tat eenlibael pata prhether it will burn. That would be about t . é 4 g aca} Primes absolute test.’ Then, if th ng | to be . A MERITED REDUKF, 4 af > “Eat WHY HE ASKED. hotel or theatre, count the \ F A? Paul—Why do you euppose Clara cover with surprise the abs: arn) @ oT . | Mites Joe if nis fe was insured? with horror how r . ead echo ovr ue \ May—Possibly to find out i¢she was tne tors who do not inspec’ c f MORGAN Be the elf class of callers.—Chelsea tf ‘ MEVORGANT > Prete . mendations to the proprieto: re Fi is, pass on to the next; Wut i TWo cvTs. dent, from indicting an) em :. a Mre of ord. einer ico) yee Ge a “ Tetthbit tT this vivisection quention? nust de ployee. ‘What's the use nean | 5 « a stake 8 i] awful to be cut up alive. Mre Graham—Yes, and ft !9 awful to ead, as I was by one of my lends last evening.—Boston * it, of course. It is a process with which New Yorkers are not tin : familar, and the preliminary test : PAPACS NOTION, ng Goldenkranz’s jury read . What father say when : ed to Kies a A NEW TRADE. ‘Haven't you any occupation?” asked Hoi A ft iD = the woman at the kitchen door, aft { "4 ee continued story The one thing in all the agitation fire is the beginning of re fo force hotels and theatres not comply with the provisions of the Ustening to his tale of woe responded Tuffold Yes, malar “Im a nunter rub, mia PTI TD) ‘of guests and patrons. His inve i vie ‘ ya EW GRATES istence of some remarkable « , e ba e pastes \ gar a marion, ieee found tinder-box dressing-rooms In th w } nsote UN WELCOME. : x1 palsy ch spark would cause a catastrophe; a lack exit ETERNAL FEMININE. ' by fe am op poets wall ie: Gekrirdah py eatery ton elas Sesser: be thea Uweeckt® knocked was finally opened; “I knoe and one stage “fixed up with cardboard, thin Naked’ if ERG seeds hos once at each — 4 At other seasons her attire and cotton flowers.” Alay eT } ; inmate angrily interrupted. : as brim and Hie with ister “ nocked some of the paint ut then, somehow, we don’t admire que Cuesta ‘s ay Wy WHY WE pow. } der do you think ¢ Her as we do in March, eum suenuTeward was: ler aural to tue notre Ot tly . scuisl ihe douin Africans saying he slammed the Her January garb is trim, department, apparently In the belief they . Ye oe ye South siphia Press. . Her August dress is duck; matters of routine, not Intended to be ‘aken seriously” No, it has @rown to Boer us. wvnnee = Bed eads Shh a ome cy eae ‘round, Then the customary jury post S i owned, naa eal vane oeeee actin cae ah we AGO. “J thought you said she never sang « With fluffy, gauzy hat she's crowned; ee ene tHe cus omrary recoramendat serenors: 1 ih { with any feeling? She welcomes then the breege's sound— = er te ar that Prince Henry saw more 4 i 5 “She She's Jolly at the luck. Not Complete Rellef.-M. Santos-Dumont promises to 1 3 oF trae Ben arent Ce LEAD RARE BORE Craw! st lawt song ahe was over the Brooklyn Fridge As a remedy for the | Aotveg, he ha ease rineelner t more than half the November sees her prim again; crush there in a suggestion tn this, but the relief thu | ¢ = ; I Iphia Bulletin. ? In May she ts demure; obtained would be, at best, only partial : dt Has on Ne poe vi October sees her dressed in gray: a = = stoop. * But—March! She's gay, then, sure. how 4o stand 2] year ‘round in papa’s ears A STANDARD OF VALLE, ae ~ or dry ra ie le 9 dinned— A partial solution of the difficulty in awarding dam- speakin’ 1 ° stiff as starch, . summer whout raint Iso]? tram ‘bout Atlanta 5] f hed in New 1 that while f two fin- ages for physical injuries has been r Haven. There it has judictally been deel $50 was sufficient compensation for th ‘gers of a man’s hand, two toes of a valuable St. Bernard dog amputated by a swift-moving trolley could not be valued at less than $37.60. | While this is a step toward a final solution of the) problem, it must be admitted that it | factory. It {s an advance on the > Jer q that a child’s life cannot be valued at more than $1. and {t rebukes the argument of the New York liwyer whe contended only Jast week that a child was such a trou ble and expense that {t could be said to have any value at all. Still, there !s a strong fe gers of the humblest citizen ought to have a higher loss Kate ts ‘earning to Risky N an will dare marry he they'll be at swords’ with lace in summer's parch, Juno brides with glances arch, ‘ Or dares the lusty gales of March— Dear dad must raise the wind. —W. D. Nesbit. AG ATG 8-2 RBG PAA ONE- 06.20. een “***/FATE.TESTS FOR EASTER. Old Spells and Omens to Be Tried. | T would seem strange to attach the curious ceremonies and gambled always not wholly satis dee | ae it UNDERETHE! hm ' LARE the coming Baster is the reviving of quaint superstitions of £ wm of conflagrat t inte fire Nehting as tnte ar have no doubt gone into t long ago for the benefit of the new century maiden whe ould test her fortune and tnsure good luck for the year, There are found to be a number of old superstitions attached: ter Day. Here are a fow of the most popula: ng out fires asualtles @ fend eo art of this bra, uts with the pling that two fin better burnings They will probably svsten will make as it ware stm 6 mee hours than at preser value than two toes of even the most high ds tre 5 rather ‘ ie pei ate Wholesom affairs to Es _—— Savin ey have tps t wit corr all the flres—bune’! Poser Easter water ts the water that is taken from the river om t mT, ring syndicates again grind their pr m eas heels » the Her aster morning before the sun has risen. The person wishe Not Gis Job.—'T would rather have the task of + ’ Ahi wntrodden pr time, has had all the fires to himself. TE ow Mr to test tts efficacy must rise while it is quite dark, walle x ~~ over thirty-five, Um-m. fl her phial or pitcher and return home ta anarchy than with government by the mn trict-Attorney Jerome at the Ald esn't look st silence, and without looking back even once. She ee 8 may then return to bed and finish the interrupted nap. HANGE IN THE W EATHER. tunately he has the task of dealing wit th typews —— - F GEN. w | pretty Dorothy Kent, who appears at The water thus obtained, so runs the legend, will keep WOMAN SE rese at the Marquet 1B ae | mon's this week, ts @ New | sweet throughout the year, and {s considered invaluable as @ AS wOM : ts IT. Chicage. on Ma 2s i for some time was | remedy for diseases of the eye, athe your face with it ‘ The foolish critics who have her wont Ply re nJ t Andrew Mac every week and you will never have wrinkles The dew @gainst the American woman that grow ' ree was marric gathered at sunrise from »cuses is also a preventive Aifferent to home life and to the claims of home dutir ‘ 7 | agalhit wrisklet a vcag annloate bane cates oe an you stand silent and alone and watch the sun rise, i @re answered and confoun: un eral y your eyes on the radiance until dazzled, then close the eyes ethics proclaimed by the I th te Federa , 5 e er aman | and say three on tion of Women's Clubs yesterday NORTON rewith Pat when's mere ohie Beautiful aun! Oh! shew co me . Seater’ ini thie contre,” she sald Soticmant - & 6 6 ‘The face of my lore that is to be, y, hs A 1 then let imagination do the rest, you will see the face of your club {f you cannot do your y your hom M your future husband This unreserved declaration + me wily on If @ small spider ts found near you at any time on Easter important than the club is an epocl-marking . 4 x Day {t will bring you luck and money the rest of the year, Weatntent sioner tov; somert . : If you shed toars on that day |: foretells misfortunes and ‘3 IRL ST oe shay . rit eq \ ‘ unhap all kinds, prominence to assert that man shoul! give up | * A presen ood omen. Always wear some than neglect his family a thing new—a . if procurable, if not, some 7 7 atticle worn next to the person 1 % I me ‘ Hates and Frank Eat ana on Easter morning as soon as you awakes, The Prince and the I e , Worthing out @ constitutional on ve 1 the awhile and repeat all the whil waukee to evoke fron | TPRA WANT (ivallatierncn ass MiROE HALee cve in her thirst for knowledge ate, ‘ charming, handsome, sweet ‘ was a in brown, Her short s ‘oo, thirst to know my fate. : Whether Insp the s i walking drese was of tobacco brown] phen count the seeds, and If they are of even number your a Behtoss Joha ‘ and with It she wore @ Jacket of] sweetheart will prove true; if uneven, he will prove false, seit with collar and cuffs of mink. | Another test: Rreak KE at midnight, carefully separ- Into a cup and let deserved and | Birls of the “city whe 16 vas get @ mhower ! | it wn eyes twinkled through the| ating the yolk and white: pour the whi eilies suns! | enite veil oar which | it set until you rise in the morning, The particles will sepa- J , cone . ~ > 5 A Behan aah en - Doked fit—qu rate; examine them well, and tf any letter has formed it will E MR. RIVES WANTS TORE. N GARJEN SASS SOCIETY. MICROBESCOPIC, JANE GORDON. | be the tnitial of your future husband's name Now it is Corporation Counse! Rives » ppears THEIR) bolt a A This te about all except don’t wear flowers on Easter the role of Oliver Twist asking for more Hoe Ir pripdtorty el except jonquils and violets. Widows must wear violets ale t ss of his office cannot pos ¢ han SAYIN: ways, but every one must wear some spray of green, no mate that the business of his office ca 4 Soni] LENTEN PENANCE. ter how tiny, fwithout a largely increased a or [8] If this is true, it is unfort One of ler ballroom gowns are laid iments against Tammany was If sree Yeeettea vant MODERN FABkES Mer welled baubles rare | ° T pnt. Now c , ‘ ea Ror nee de , st. | Are hidden and no more adorn marks, every depar { : “ lady fal : My m Hag? EG THE INDUSTRIOUS GAS METER. (wants an increare ost : Would it not be worth while for M ' S Thus in the ashes of N ¢r was placed on duty In a Hage worry along on th nq (i oI 2: So very emall and white, lem ft Its home was down in the base muine refo gang Milady ten does, ment ne r bottles abound an@ ge J ies) mo nm From early morn ‘ti!! night where it was fm formances shal! s¢ his “Do your duty. said the man w ed the Meter on 1 begged but one kiss from her the little wooden shelf ‘The Meter did tts duty and also the = aint Mr. Stiomte—Madam, how long wt} lipe— young marric ved Inte the flat on which the The Vv dal Hablt.—Only prompt act ft be before y © ready to start What harm could one kiss be? Meter way k d OMecers of the Hohens y ‘ for the : Hut to my pleadings she replied Ali day Jo ul through the weary watches of the silent Cagney ter - Mrs M Just as soon as 1 “No, you must fast with me night th ter kept moving, The b nm ite face went jo were trans? tuck sus s four-mile in » oeane . pune vl sund ea cyclometer a See ree ; papron isitie botieat tual n hin f Boston Post, aaslenal y= coun andr and lik yelometer assisting in @ zallern m © fen » many proof . = : = = - — ted It encouragingiy on the back, dropped a lttle oll national affection and adr TE ease esa See LET ROM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS TOPICS. (2) 8800 So. tu: mi +r he Industrions 0} hit oy Dey cop pinch A MARCONI BLOKET sHopP, renitecneritirenes ne Aes . a ingustriaua( One:|) UBIeSR sale ve a eo anehee) meee Mrs. Elizabeth Pobinson 7 ‘ p merican w ret time a very good) This tk one of the few adages that ft, bu Keeps me from doing my {kind of person, 1 think, ahoula have| all break the record! for centurs: ru . eth fobinson, whose wireless teleg Coane Fevalte Mpressi f this t is 1 Keep your eye on | work, I would J such a ger ivate car, where they could chatter Ab agent for the company owning the Meter soon pres Ducket shop for women {s the new: nie A . aw As e001, nts leave the) March ant pee Vrarchoutelebtne ise s ; wl ued long and as loudly aa they saw | sented the bill to the young man who lived in the fiat. He quick finance, says that she “had a I street training arae, «it ® Mice they are ¢ these ily ! make k when I'm work te and would not annoy others paid the Dill pee 4 ladle bankruptey proceedings and t a sufflelent a iA “ era yruten. 0 ought to do | month of the bue 1 Ve > ASSENGE tHen moved sadly to Brooklyn The explanation ts sutliclent, ot be sald, without Pie AGAVE SRE ET NIERT inter: Land l@ll aches tera cae f EEN GEE: Another tenant moved Into the vacant flat, lured by the any desire to flatter, that nen an exceedingly apt " canis eter at Kive necessary changing ¢ ature. To Clean Our iffer of “two weeks free’ At the end of the month his gas pupil. Had she been a men he limitation ars one- | inform: rant, friend-| Dlustering | scan breed. 1a out | To he Baitor of The Evening World bil caused him to flee the realm and ois name was printed . “ 18 nents | less em to WEY J. HENRY VESTA. ders It is the simplest thing in the world to] as “among those missing anof| Other tenants followed and fell victims to the Industrtous | clean the streets and keep them cl nd to remove snow. Divide the} Gas Mi least tw rhw Tatke, ora ght be reme i mem~ | t. We need | Where th a night or two) rv The: ew hen a plumber moved into the flat d with Gostin or Mackay with Ives careseni: ave, feed (0 Ms ee evaled j ores , : th i RY K 1 pert Where they | To the Raitor of The ere on the #a | The small scale on which Mrs. Robinson's business would hatha There {a a young working at Jast week and w boroughs up into sections, place a head| This plumber, a large, we man, with dighting muscles gonducted prevented any great accumulation of | chy tmmigrant. OF trea tenents f reg. | the next o rt She ts very | else could hear con-| in charge and furnish him with men and | and brutal Instinots, went Into the cellar and saw the scorch. th rae Brenteg W aide D VEY. | pret: and siever and versing about business affairs and how| proper appliances sufficient to keep the| Ing Meter. The hands were whizzing round and round an@ te are Lamb and Lion, the plumber's head grew dizz very n and f like her a lot, But] stocks were getting along, I aay when] district clean and transportation to re- when I'm trying to add up my accounts | a person is at work all day he or she| move the dirt, Give him additional men He siezed a heavy hammer and hit the Meter a terrifie or sort the stock, she talks all the| doesn’t want to be bothered by being | to be assigned when snow is to be re-| blaw in the region of the equator, thus disarranging ite die. time to the lady or the gentleman at| reminded of it when trying to become | moved, Each section would soon com-| phragm and so ending Its career of crime, her counter. Her conversation is real| interested tn a newspaper and endeavor- | pete with others and take oride in be- Moral: It is really a shame tliat Gas Moters have no soula, W. BOB HOLLAND, refined and cultured and I love to hear!ing to forget business for that day. That! ing the best section A. G, GEAR. but her methods were of the most improved kind. ¢ eh the immigr: that Wall street has produced surpasses in in-| treated vy a few tough-looking spect ng World ithe telegraphic relay system by which whe was} men* ed men who stand near the March came tn ike a lamb, It ts still to hi if es a ntl: entrance to the barge office at the Bat-| Inmbijce—though like very weeping Eeeegne ereel: parently coming} tery is n shame and not conducive to| lamb most.of the time. Let us watch — give the immigrants es they land on and see if it will ge out like « Lica. the Mattior