The evening world. Newspaper, March 4, 1902, Page 10

THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 4, 1902. @-O9-86.8 tae esos aes BAAD ODOC EET ERED EOE DEES Ghe Funny Side of SAMMY SUBURB MAY ORDER A GONDOLA. |S°RROwED Joxts. IT DEPENDED. ~ JOKES OF OUROWN! RAINY DAYS. ENTY oF ; Ae a result of the side-door reconno! You seem to mending more tr ¢ (oun CELLAR “ Tommy, would you say that ES s y Dis -Attorney ‘2 eth 13 ALMasT. tian let easy or Hea cas > county detectives last Sunday District-Atterney Vane , Pe eaal ws FuL ommy—Who's de man | ase?—¢ fa now ready for a gra coup of generalship anon Ag se the cash It laid Louis Post Dispateh campaign against the violators of the excise law His against « rainy «a \ yee detectives watched suspected resorts with such success Swaatial Sa DOCTOR PRESORIDES. that they were able to report nearly one thousand cases ; ofc ia Now, then," sald a physician, “you? of forbidden liquor-selling by saloon-keepers. Proceed)” aes) a close ve today Paid 2 Bt nus take a cold bath every morning § ings will first be taken aga ese minor culprits, | fr ge a bad scrape. Pald 10 thats what I'm doing an-$ | and this preliminary attack wil wed by OD | ¢ cents for t + Howe swered the patient : certed move against the police captains in whose pre-| . . Um we then, you must stops cincts the violation of the law occurred. The negligent | ¢ THE ATTRACTION, ladelphta Record, : paptains will be called to account and tndicted and the) po! Near a deleastion ae indians are to REVERSIBL é historic|é with a view to 2 (rindication of the Jaw wil! be such as to become historle | sib here Paul—Percy, what is your idea of suc- among similar epieodes. the fire-water experience th cess? | No “pull” will avail and, as Kim would aay, there) Ptown's Just gone through that attracts Percy—My idea of success? Well, it fi i * . | nem, T muppose, Is having people run after me who will be “no hand of friendship to avert the whip of} WRAP CML RWES DIESER eet calamity” from any offender. will be a masterly MISSED THEM. Free Press Cannan i county baieearnany Lihatah ne Did you see the Pyrenees while you force with strictness a statute already made odi were in Europet’ ) your marrying that? her father. “He'l anything, He's a® there was {Illness tn their family weren't going out partial enforcement. All the powerful machinery of the District-Attorney’s office will be made use of to punish gunk liquor sellers as gratified the desire of a certain NOT DRY. lump young woman mumber of citizens to take a drink on Sunday a News York oidnvt Gave'eiacy Guns imp young woman It will doubtless be a famous triumph, but after the day after all? salle BEA ae Dattle is over and the station-house cells congested with “If you'd seen my new @pring overcoat oT fie?) Was not ‘orm you wouldn't ask euch excise prisoners what good wil! come o! ; lowe Sey, much more accomplished for municipal morality Satur-| 4 { ee @ay by Capt. Goddard's quiet raid of the policy-sellers | 7 DOSTONESE. st vols Due er an amateur or a pro : in Halptn’s district? Would not much more be accom-| 7 “Mamma, what ts a oritict” : he's a professional! Why, ? plished by letting the “small deer’ go and gunning for) 4 | "1!'s Me Boston wont for “Knocker, seloani Galil aioleticatani Rac gouccantet Dig game—law-breaking railroad directors, negtgent | { °™** tell what it Onto State Jor : gubway contractors, hotel-keepers violating the fire or-| + END OF F ROPE. Wisin AGO ws) @inances and other animals of a real sportsman’s size?|» ‘I hear your brother went West to Charlee en oe atanilisaui amezuvou ans i _ pT Krow up with the country Did he suc- trod on that lady's gown? Why didn oar’ Submarine Rallroading.—A rullrvad journey to Albany by | ET ong all ex: alan t you apologize? the Central ia now as exciting as travel by tho raging | Sup in a norsenteal nod cetera Willam—I didn’t want her to know It tr . . ; was I. She might have smiled sw canal in the old days) Mogul engines draw thelr train-| + neighbors elevated him eeveral yards ™ "i She might have smiled sweet loads over the submerged tracks and throw up waves like] J gi cve tne rest of the country nd have said, “Don't mention it, & aide-wheel ferry-boat. Travellers who escape tunne!| J stilts something of that kind, but she would perils are soon plunged into others which are apparentiy, | » THE sane. havi t tk bbing me through the if not really, och 4 yack ~3 u WiLL, You heart 4, what 1s more, she never ‘i © “Do you regard marriage uo a fallure” PLEASE LET would have forgotten nor forgiven — } “In your case I should rather call tt HAVE A cul Boston Transerivt THE APPEAL TO ALBANY. a remnant sale” y ¥ = N LE Commissioner Woodbury eays he would like to hear) IT MAKES TROUBLE. SBo\cou corse ae the opinion of the public on the action of the West| “A new book gly history of @. nded a bomb rt stage last End Association in securing legislation at Albany pre-| 2 kins’ ght 1 was acting was trying wwenting the location of dumps on Its exclusive water It would take a whole library to! ate me? Ked’ ‘the: tra Peive the history of the kiss with which front. me matrimonial careare began and {t answered the comedt “he As this action obstructs the work of street cleantng and of snow removal at the expense of the rest of the trying to elevate the stage, Ohio State Journal, I hwould be a pretty hot and tumultuous} 1 lbrary at that’ n “Arizona,” he received city, there can hardly be ie opinions ovat ier 8444-249 $40-09-40-004-408 +o Q dnb none of the ranks of the West End Association t times oS PASSO 4 : a ° we hear complaint that New York {is denied its natural b 4 THE TALE TOLD BY HIMSELF. : | How 414 1 get home from the theatre last night? Well, I'l tell you. 1t was asy—easy greasy, as we used : x 4 Byes right of local self-government, but it appears that al-} aay before the war . UNDERRTHE! 4 te most any local interest in the city can get almost any You see, we are running swan and canoes now in Flatbush Families that used to have et ’ LU kind of government by going to Albany and asking coach mow have their private swan beat or cance Bach dugout ta numbered a when the pla : . aia have to do ta to give our number to) the megaphone-vaiced « J man in uniform. who shrieks it : ® WAI nEgk | [3 Atter Mle the dugout efor eracaetiy up t) se front st Tie thea'te nid the ft pa meas GLAR i 2 through the beautiful moonlight and the mushy mud puddies : Ver Twin Nightmares—There are almost as many ways of SURES ee of It'e #0 tke Venice that I'm beginning to feel real Doge-y over and I'm seriously thinking of ordering a 6 om not relieving the bridge crush as there are of not ann niveralty) naa, ween warned gondola and getting Alice Roosevel: ® christen it with a bottle of gooseserry wine . proving the New York Central tunnel fae big Sectors ite Soars Ww aa: SAMMY SUBURB, per TOE P 3 3 i - day orator there. L| Robert Lorraine, the Engitsn WORTHLESS CLUES. SESS Dae nr DOMESTIC RECIPROCITY, DID SHE MEAN IT? = S| who appeared in “Frocks and Pr In the absence of direct evidence as to the mur-| MPNEY wit recelve the offer of a a | eat eeu rleseec LUE tines “4 , peerage at King Ex coronation : » him in otre e and p derer of young Brooks the Sherlock Holmeses in and out! Cys Spantrequalorenn erase Pil’ waves in tha. BarRcesEe Llarealing of the detective force are trying to identify a revolver Marohtoness of Dufferin and Ava $ | Kood-looking chap, but, Judging by which may have been used to kill him and a comb al-| started the banking and brokerage 3 n the Grundy play, he w leged to have been found in the room he occupied fro ga 1S ERI Deel OR eat ree ORE ll reveeeuiaecneres o Inasmuch as revolvers and combs are manufactured | ipso rere, MAYOR—of Paterson, KR thy wed his by the thousand and the ten thousund, it is obviously | N Jo made his fire! reputation as . re ir oon ae , Ampomsible to identify any one revolver of a given cali-| orewer Sl aesal an aiNe Ue n wieene pera pan tre as the one used by the murderer or to prove that | SHEPHERD ALEXANDER KR Lied ie | the 300 ancy obithiel bith enil Otth ernment of the District pny one comb—even a side comb—was the identical | ‘wl of the Governmel Nt The Die [Victor Hugo | |, feomb worn by any particular young woman at any time | vears tr wing the ity of Wash ° | Bt will be a defeat of justice if the murderer in this | is returning thither, a mfilton ola frase escapes unpunished. even the Sherlock | #!ft- after/an absence of enany years {| and ts eee Holmeses of the detective force can hardly hope to se- | ST! AB LMIEUT, ER aap a a |! aslo ten ea eure a conviction on th idence of a revolver exactly | ary service tnstitu- : 4s ! by the w th 13 which, A | THE W'INTYRE FLAT. LITTLE LOCK That Worries the Poet. A iittle lock’ Oh, You little ress Kat know what anguish great A curt that strays ail uncontine Stirs inas nh net wholly blind ‘Throughout a lengthy tete- Were [a poet, I'd relate In verse my And hymn A most unhappy des of many rek! state a kind 1 ev'ry evening I would wait pon you and my pangs narra tyour rich papa, whose mind “1 against the undersigned aced upon his garien gate ttle lock! —vin, ri The King. The Fate of the Turkish Room, | HPRE was a certain room tn the McIntyre flat. Mra, MeIntyre called it ' The Den” Her husband didn't eall anything, but spent t nine-eighths of &le spare timn there. It was one of those rooms tired men love, and wise wives tolerate There was 48. much-beloved leathep lounging chair in it fr id be reached cou ing lamp, a toreous brter ette or two alittle wall That K were div dubtous rug ju @mell of te yoom | But the Serpent | Coming home fr jw ad been ¢ | the Surprise ail | Den, and stood On a tavle beside Fa, a tobacco } weattereld boxes the box of o! an “up jain skull Cull of matches. stood a bottle of f. the r side of the obacco Meo im: else in the room, hair were a rende liree flercely olfiace Ing an odd cigars She fed him to the: if thin iy my 1 foating place.” ob- served Melntyre “ banged since I met it G Itwas, [tw tabe, shabby Abode of Joy. It wan dece 1 with rare Oriental tros | pntes from far E A divan occupied the space once devoted ¢ srold chair An tnlatd tabouret, | with a narghte bul nt near by The floor | was infested by ar rug tha Mors of the | spectrum and two more shued dra. | den If you choose. @uplicated by ten thousand other revolvers, and of aj vil side comb identical with a hundred thousand other side | eight tames & week all ek astech Haas combs regularly used by women in New Yc | kK of the play. Mr. Hale 5 ij ‘ior | i but a villain off the atage The Terrapin Still Pursues Him. 1} 3 " arted, courteou canvas-back p: y . wi ade a how Chicago and caught : frienda and out profession dinner At | | wh ¢ follows. That he may speedily restored to h is e earnest wish elke EA y of t of Wales ts H Shes serps the ction of parasols It ts ania} : " nse) the {tt CU DATRSO ME a | Mmm AplyIf 1 hire you will you promine to stay a year? mally —O ek, 1 | ee : (Distt alee Dosaesass/ Ata ensione,nundred Servant—Sure. "I! pr you will agree to k that\tone. i Haward Harrigan, supported by the ve han | > Aare Reriesiot at the Girard af snr ror the lI ACCOMMODATING, | Avenue in Philadelphia. Mr The tardy suse Rita ergot rain o | Harriear is engagement last only fireproof armor t F t woek w viva! Vd Lavender, , oo r Wa ays without Mrs, Y¥: It is not impossib! y . wham ( the noted be celery taiivis mane > c Duilding, the experience of to ne, ie My + te Lary the contrary t a secured her through AY ony ARIE acy tO }/her friendahin) with) Benjam! Drasy k Daniels in a suburbantte, with construct a public building which shall not 1 a) Whose regiment, the One Hundred and me at Rye. Monday night of dangerous and iisgracefal fire naeeiieltae drat | Nint? York, he accompanted is reached the Regiment Armory. he wa ° is thet nunder of two ur minutes before ringing- Hinndrets of th hi = Re ones Sues ALT Mr. Daniels says that nothing ndreds of thou have visited ne ofjaca, NS aa! the other at Des Moines. | A merry Uttle bilzzard will ever this ruin and : , the wre ack eft Paris that Miss Het | drive him into town to live, He prefers ened walls, and the spectacle has been {nstruct Bee m Wilt an American: tdy keep right on taaine chances. wt k pital her home, will 6.6 fore the fire tower t pment and course flaca ieiaraelnwntex . George Irving, Melbourne MacDowell’ impressed the with the tof his fat 4 , Hy teak ° . Wer Te LE son, has decided upon a stage caree! After the fire all that is left of wal “ Navel ds ; ow oa member of his fathers | @ Buddensiek etr omted with a s, as exe Oscwr y. His mother, Nellie Irving, fraudulent skin of » ige and nde dai k remembered as the little page Pe eee : 7 inca, ewer S ra” when her husband was 7 , pleying Loris with (ne late Fanny Day (There ts every rea: Be sera fen “<c~o LETTERS FROM THE LE O US TOPICS. — PEOP A Sugwested Reform, auote! Of el ey * SYA AT Hrookly i disgraceful b more dangero. é ive Henry 3 " r k r nat Ur Rien thn is ba) of the pretentious armories bulit " whe ampiete durkness.\do more than any other plan toward gpder the same super ‘ ‘ (ex geider that right? 1 © crush that now impedes well ¢ KA « au Brooklyn and which ts ) our Dore re Street “b. THE CANAL STREET FIRE, {Pais 4 oly There seems to be hardly any t the C ‘ Seeker for L toubt tha nal rooktyn ) street fire with its inevitable loss was due to the 3 Nee RII Ineberal fae : wee t lacan Darrice ; m of a quantity of celluloid largely in excess of the Delayed ad hing ton my mustache | > r jevated A tie peg ein the legal limit. | 1 TN ma eit ; ecting Bridge x 7 ee ine NO the ‘The Commissioner of Vombustibles will now proceed! gum: tale plying roy it : « Mrs, MINNIE PORSMANN, Anvestigate the case. Grand str York, and To th ' 1 Wor A Mother's Pity rom , per h On the Outside. ig so much easier to find out whether the law see irae Brovkiyn? As an example t There ts bt that Mme, Sem- [To the Buitor of The Kveatne World structure will have four stati of of The Bvening World: the disaster by thorough and effective in-| week. 1 entered the ferry-House|House. But {t must be taken into con-| money for three days and told them so.{at either bridge and go to Brookisn ed dere eteie dt samen bes whiie the ferry-boat was loading up|sideration that the people went to the] But they came and turned & off op th ither way and for a five-cent fare reach | tween them? i | peries, fringed wi bove the divam hung a scimitar, a mp under @ canopy, Joes sticks burned somewh Allah, if Allah!" rema millah and Mahmoud Akbar That's about ail Arabic T can cough up bur I dare say 1 pprove, Araby the Blest would t ng away bacl among the buggies while this room was following close bee hind the hearse For t's really a Turkish room, isn’t 10?" ber queried, anxtously “It te, indeed,” Mrs, McIntyre prompt “I don't wonder all the world reviles Turk,’ ne rejoined, sad “Phe whole out bonnet and scalping knife to the canopy from any dew or snow that may fall from too good for me. If I tried to amoke thar feel as if 1 was swallowing a bath tuly inseripe tions would remind me Dut too kee Chinese faundry bills, Dear, fair as it ta, it for me. It geht to have a harem and an Uit je anda glass of the Sublime Py to are aft perfect Mberty to conver: the k dumb-wnlter o# the fire-escape Into a And at the end of forty-seven m key had been partitioned and Mcintyre | tn his die leather chair, a glase of the Pat Nand “A Turkt prefer ita room to tts company kish pa But as for th watch m sian Rose Gar aniuous toil Ture there once more cidal Fluid in hie ish Room ts all right," he sighet haopily, “but f A. P. TERHUNE, ENGAGED GIRLS BARRED, “No engaged giris need apply’ nursing profession. conclusion should not because, In they only lightly into profession Moreover, at of picton t privile tons tt among th view of speedy side ts that ried wou! year or two yseeanen, for the purpose primarily « that damaels who a be admitted as probats: the opinion of these staid engaged to marriage, and thus sta is the latest phase of the Doctors and matrons have come to the be married ers to training schools matter-of-fact persons, ally wiTh nursing until the time comes to trip 4 in the way of thoes |who intend to devote themmlves whole-heartedly to thetr doctora and matrons entertain a strong suse not a few of these giddy canditates seek the wearing a nurse's uniform, with all the attrace working havas hearts of medizel stuients and others with m marriage even young women who are engag! derive inestimable advantage from among nurses and le passing An argument used on the other to be mare rning something about how to treat almple maladies such ax occur frequently in houses holds, That may be #0, Dut nursing is now a recognized profession, and those engaged in it do not look favorably on those whom | engaged girl probation | PLANT 1,000 YEARS OLD, to nique 1 spr rs derful plant clings am{d thickly grow of the famo it has bloot —The Presbyterian, n they regard as matrimonial interlopers. So the ts to he shelved.—London Telegraph. own of Hildershetm, Germs in probably the » plant In the word. It is a rash busn 1,00 years ‘outs of its branches have realized fabulous sums, rich Englishman offe sum was indignantly mo pus old Church of St. Michael. med perennially since the da; ~~ ago but fused of King ee 29,000 for this This won- S aguinst the aide It is claimed ¢hat Allived. +e