The evening world. Newspaper, March 3, 1902, Page 8

Se eo Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 3 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-ofice at Ne Mal! Matter York a3 Second-C’ VOLUME 42 NO 14,804 CONSOLATIONS. A SAMPLE SUNDAY. If District-Attorney Jerome proposes to make good his promise of excise enforcement he has a work before him. He Is pledged to the full ment of the excise law and has threatened to againet any police captain who fails to close up every saloon in his precinct that opens on Sunday A ing to the unanimous testimony of this morn pers no attention whatever was paid to this x the first Sunday of its test. The as usual, and with the usual experience What is the District-Attorney going to « Two points are worthy of notice It ts a EXCISE renuou proceed ‘ mate to say that there were a half-million violations of the excise law. On the other hand, apart from this Ine 98 Ke A sutr technical law-breaking, there never was a more quiet orderly, law-abiding great city than New York was . yesterday. = ; — _ MOTIVE POWER Quer Steady Surplus. Feb: s not jh f M k . ¢ him: Uncle Sam. By strict economy he manteed p his ( ure ve expenses last month a little over two m Jollars below ferly wife was draw his income. t WHERE THEORY FAILS. Seldom, indeed, have the ideal labor and capital found more beautiful expressir fin the eloquent remarks of Senator Hanna in his speech at the Ohio banquet. They gave expression to the un derlying principle of the National Civic Federation, which aims to render conflicts between labor and cap! : : tal impossible. ®AVea anal tlk [tswaa. a rage But the homely provert tells us that “fhe words, * Ww 1 tu New York and butter no parsnips,” and in spite of the fine words of | +78! me ) Senator Hanna and of the National Civic Federation | - the telephone linemen of New York and New Jerse 5 ere sesnaliliew a wn out on a strike, and their cause has been taken up by | ong tan Sans an the Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, and we do not 1 lor A antes even hear {t proposed that any arbitration shal! protect the interests of either the corporations or the workmen HAND TO or the general public. e “le hing bu ail day And yet in the matter of settling and preventing |. 94 * ABEL: LOA ee AT ue labor disturbances the very smallest minimum of prac- | | USDER A REGENSCHIRM. tieal results is worth any amount of beautiful theory . He Wichereln to re Sevemnnen ec =iee = ° A s cadets. Mis Karly Tra —The Ansonia policeman wh) was + P ne: those royal ducks discharged because he had made only one arrest in went) f ) relgn, you know years may have got his training on the New York force |) watching the side-door of a saloon on Sunday MISCARRIAGES OF JUSTICE. The failure of the Grand Jury to indict the New York Central managers, who are really responsible for the tunnel disaster, is made all the more glaring by! their picking on poor Engineer Wisker as the only one | | | | culpable. The case {s now burled under the secrery of vr PRESIDENT—of Harvard, Grand Jury proceedings; after this conspicuous faiiure ninks New York ts the ugilest city of a first attempt to secure justice and protect the world, ae Two beauties | public it is hopeless to expect better results from fur- 2 a ther proceedings. But this is not the worst of it ag Mr rpbeataed be erst eh mee Lhe If no one really guilty can be reached for the tunnel) cannon used the Chinese rebels in| disaster, why should we proceed against any one for| the siege of Peking the subway explosion or the loss of Iife in the Park Ave-| MITCHE YAN Jr ees 3.0 a year as President of the st | nue Hotel fire? What prospect !s there that we shall | & Savings Bank This ts th second not have a repetition of what the impartial press with | S's ane fie Ua te mean singular unanimity calls a “travesty of justice’ bank ofMficta 1 3 his pay in the Surely the District-Attorney’s office has more serious anne bank was s month work before it than the prevention of beer-drinking on | SHAH ¢ RSIA has orfered in England watches made espectally | seneay: = oe for him inbreaka ings. i} Amether Wet Sunday.—The side-door weather conditions | TAFT, GOV.—saya he would yesterday resembled those without. The day w as dry in ommend the Philippines ap a health spots, but mostly wet resort SS WALDTEUFBL, EMIL-—who has com- PL UCKY PATERSON. posed over etght hundred waltzes and | other specimens of dance music, is ov ‘ Our neighboring city of Paterson {s probably the) ,j.y, Sn") 1 works hart at new | greatest sufferer in the whole flooded district, but her ym position courage is undaunted. Her Relief Committee was at work on the moment when the waters began to ree end the city will probably stick to its precedent of re fusing outside assistance A community which Insists on taking care of Itself in adversity ‘s well equipped to conquer prosperity it | will be but a short time before every trace of the recent double disaster is obliterated. In the mean while Pater 1 shown a t gon has set an example to other cities a ism which is an honor to the country THE MORAL LESSONS OF PLATS. Cosi ah arent The case of Mrs. Keating, the pretty and well-to-do Btates Senator fron young wife who puricined from a departinent store f wo bunches articles for which she was quite able to pay ing in the annale of kleptomania. Even more fe the excuse she gives for her offense “The Girl and the Judge,” the drama Russell plays the heroine's part, shoplifting act. This play has for \ts mot! ible soul agony” of a consclence-stric has stolen a diamond ring. Problem plays like “The Girl and the Judge leged by playwrights and al) apologists teach moral lessons more effectively schools or pulpits or all other zed mo. combined. It has been enth Message from Mars,” by p nteresting that ir is responsible than a LETTERS ecoRt hness complished an immenre amount of good Mra. Dane Defense” was popu! upposed to clinch and fortif Avian ate the weakening resolution of every girl in the audience | who might be on the brink of and mor P ay influence exerted by “The Mrs had lengthy sermonizings from Pinero } his early interpreter, Mra. Kenda If the dramatic lesson works just the other way we ‘ 1 P Gamst begin to look upon playwrights of this kind as Rr an Satan's advance agents and their plays as works of tore Keinal They poiron the minds of ingenuous youth |! # witho y the vicious example of their characters and sully in-|J¥" t ag sol ce. If so, far worse than Mrs. Keatin lapse | Ka Rie AO eRY j reotitude 1s the excuse she offers in extenuation aly CORA 3 tmests the mow! dreadful possibilities Makes a Dintinett —_———_— — T) the Wiitor of The Evening World Experienve.—The recent slew! storm has| 1 would Kat (hat the “Duane Tote the Pennsylvania road the advantage of | Street Merchant," who scores office boys so unmercifully, makes a big blun- beh oaige py right has he to so speak of wires underground, and this improvement is _ After seit ‘We may expect the grade wire, XZ “Ghe Funny “Fide of Live; “JOKES OF OUROWN) THEY ALL MUST TAKE OFF THEIR HATS TO US. THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, MARCH 3, 1902. HOTT HHRE DE Perec) ete steeee Sie ——~ man is the difference betwsen men Ac a 03 5, “INFIe CAN It seen that a oman with a ‘Wikep HE Un) in ang metallic yatce ought to be well q miified THE > By Te, s | to yell “Cash!” [a a dry-goods store. OLiow, Cag Tates GL You can't tako the measure of a man's Ya) ING Ey WAS REAL brain by putting the tape line arosnd ® Cheese anak Wes, hie wats . Chonda wok ee it's a good rule to always keep your Ua AMEE Sos | \ ESTATE money in one designated ‘pocket; then © (vee. Cea seo /¥ on § you'll have some place to put It when 6 Hew ae (96S OFFICE HOURS. 4 get it nas : ' ¢ girl with the perpetual smile | Gaels tom Purchase (558 ANY OLD Time ! mages one think that perhaps she le ad Manet 1967 — ees) walking advertisement for rome tooth- ¢ ponder Am concern ( Aetppme 1897 Md tern dtl etappree 192! Manish Mth Im ase 4 oa Deter [BHO — Charley, dear,’ said young Mre.® CEN en te 90¢. say Torkins, “do you think that women? Salam ought to be prevented from voting?" Maa AMERICAN H it \ use of wanting to v TERR | Star. now ty EXCEEDS is claimed ere I dmnno. h, Wow OPE y bed for uncounted centuries?’"—Cleve- ? EUR ]}]| | fused Pisin Deater BY pdoFooo ‘ | ONE ON FREDDY. 4 SAU HI Freddy—1 found a little comb over $ Hy there, Miss Ida, and 1 used tt H ' straighten my mustache. Iam sure thet | 5 | mb is yours | Ido—Yes, I use tt often ; | dy—1 knew 4t! To part your beat { { tiful tresses, 1 presume? i H \\ Ta io atraignten the poodle'sw ; \ | fnair when tt gets tangted Chicago @ SNL BNewe ¢ A < NoT IMPOSssInI. 4 a : Rill—Do you think tod Vncle Sam to John Bull—Here's some facts and figgers ky » g004 man down? No, not if he's dead —Balttmore for ye, John! HE SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ROAD TO FAME. W, And lnes mille. ager Frank McKer tears true. seems now Mr play Robby veud a talke has the fame 1 wants to be- { of man in the Yee and the to the most Is ensy to guess. of with all the Make a weather forecaster than a quarter ern, play Camille she ern, he is not wi at the possible ex utation as a sta . Bellew bh Mannoring’s Mr DIPLOMATIC. th Kyrie Mary Ry bandmasters are the way, Teacher—Tommy, would you say re a man les easy or tes oiaily? mmy—Who's de man in de case? NOT SO SCIENTIFIC. eaning ato the type nin Germany Frank Willard enport’s stage man same positio hus Me! most 1s the gold tion of fone, on fret, ntlst—Ah, good T'd like to get le ‘Oo7" by Slobder- naed Se kins Wootsy m ve FROM THE PEOPLE ON that has materially altered {ts course. change 1f you'd occupied be one of reason for dalking at the role of ArmanJ Camille always walk sympathy, Armand looking like twenty ta Hackett is willing his wif cows disposed who sixteen years was the late Fanny Day- ~~ BORROWED JOKES. MAUNDERINGS. ‘The difference between a nan and a her dropped a tear on the grave of her wayward son, and behold! there * sprung up a violet Baltimore News. DOESN'T WANT TO. SEIS it a Inly not." Roce a? hasan 7 if ainly no} Gm Bes iy “Wouldn't you try to a! oo Ve | {i} wanted to go to the polls?" , then, what in the world is the ote?” CHANGE NEEDED. the alan’ aoe. UNDERRTHEt id 5 WAY Gi GL Hackett positi Armand e to Some things are too good two Hacketts the ut ing t nse ero, oe s bee sp will away the #tipend cannot be ft ts sata that Germa bewalling mig: umbers that to secure compe: fe ager, with Mine urne aft KINDNESS, “My love is gone, Bhe smiles on me no more, And yet the days keep coming VARIOUS TOPICS. the same ar. ng tour in apldly becomin, keit'e refusal pany MacDowell herished possessione are watoh and chain » notress right t ihe’ Fourteenth Street ‘Fed Mine Ravenport thon Mr "Willard as a mascot JANE GORDON. poe my love Is rs rs o top me if 1 —Washington stream 3 Queer, gulf you want ag its Ab Bx Onde D-Gr are ARES to his wifes His decision has driven Man- the verge in Hackett m. cents less Like & ome her own rep- vine f his n tor play Armand ap in the pte: engaged n the Armand the rating to ‘or upward now holds the Davenport's Mr given him er the produc: heatre looked Much as they did before. @ ceased to sit alone and And Iam seldom rad— But tell her that I'm moping yet, IT lke to know she’ 8 EB. wind.”* Kiser. se easy a signs on the ferry- al! day, and try to get seats on the sand . peaple Hut x seat arn referring to the cars, Some fortunate in this re- ; a this ertme are not spect: others have to stand, And, worse Se Par ‘ ny Wone ares peNheae San all, there are some who cannot one Ny i aay, let mieanures [even get Inside the care, but try to nae reed to put rink ir lives and expose themselves Worked’ to accidents by hanging on to the rail- ings. human beings. hould not only the in contact hinder the be battle, life's rlenve he Heldge Crush, tler are hei Judging from Miss W. stopped in the most ‘ be Veltor of The fvening Warld The men) Germs, at any hom, could,| Traffic, in my opinton, could be car- : \ that vo in my opin lowwoned if tae mas|ried on much more quickly, eapestatly | It ts really a myatery doubdtiess, men of comfortable means, | jority of would just tolat the Brooklyn Bridge, if more cars ent who could afford to send thelr bo: | think that the dreadful disease known| could be run, In the present condition eideration that am: thelr majority. as consumption ts brought on by the | of affairs, the majority of permons can- nia have plenty ot} Cormnene of such vulgar habit as|not be accommodated. They are alliCan't we hat schoo} un While at they rea school phe; 1? Maybe be means an es-time te play ball on week days; so they | spitting in theatres, and other public! anxious to eet home after working hard eo La # act tore like animacs than These kind of creatures severely dealt with, aw they traMc, e# of those with whom they come Rut, no doubt this trouble could be somewhat averted {f some ar- Mingement could be made to put Into effect the system of having more cars, but endanger me that there are not more accidents than at the prea- time, when It is taken into con- mass hae aa | man In the tone which means RUNNING WILDCA rT A Song of Nothin’ Doin’. “I'm running wildeat!"’ —DISTRICT-ATTORNEY Standin’ at a railroad crossin’, hear a hummin rail, » sce the train whizz by me, be the faat mail; Noise it keeps a-growin’ JEROME. on tee Stop think it might louder, gits to be a reg'lar roar, Fraid that I might git sucked unter, step back * twenty feet or more © Rickety, clickety, bumpity, bumpity, . Bim, bang, bim! * Hear a Injine whistle scheechin’. Holy Moses! what a screech! 2 Echoes up an’ down the country; thinks I “This here train's a peach!’ See a cloud o' smoke aristn’ almost blottin’ out the sun; Don't take long to make my mind up it's a record- brea run. Binklety, bunkdety, rammity, slammity, Bim, bung, boom! Ali at once I eee her comin’, ewingin’ as she rounds the curve; Exhaust throbtfn', steam Jets workin’, what @ swerve! clangin’, wheels a-roarin’, raisin’ dust; Hold my ears to stop the clatter, hold my breath because I must. Rattlety, battlety, Siap, dash, taff! Passes by in "bout a second: git my breath an’ look arin Jeeminently, Bell spittin’ sparks an’ smicklety, smacklety, Hasn't got a car hitched on her, runnin’ wildcat, dum her skin! Makin’ more nolee than a freight train, uN you hear the welkin ring; e i 3 3 : | 3 3 : ¢ Tearin’ up the bloomin’ roadbed—an’ not doin’ @ dogeone thi: Spisalety, fizaiety, rigzlety, tizzlety, Oh, fudge! MARTIN GREEN $ Pee ee ero ae POO GRETCHEN GOT THERE. How She Quelled a Riot of Tongues, HEN little Gretchen, who ts surely not more than five ears old, was helped on the Broadway oar by her Ger- man nurse and lifted to @ seat beside that rathe stolid-looking person, she had no expectation of becoming # heroine. Perhaps, for the matter of that, she doesn’t know yet that she has been one She had on her blue velvet cloak and the little blue sh that button almost up to her knees, and her cunning rub! and the big blue hat with feathers, and her long, brown, curly hair had been twisted into ringlets, and she felt ale together quite contented Of course, everybody in the car looked at didn't worry her any, for she was used to ft looked back vith her big brown eyes—and smiled. It happened that Gretchen, little as she was, filled the car completely, for every other seat was ocoupled by growa- her, but that! She just People The German haps he was gentleman came in shortly afterward. Pere one of Prince Henry's retinue, He was a wells tly, dignifiel man, with a mustache turned up he way the Kalser used to wear his—and, as he dressed at the end— | held on to the strap, he made it a business to look out of the window. so he must have been a stranger. When the conductor came for the fare the German gave him a cotn. The conductor glanced at {t and handed it back. tan.” ne ead The German seemed dazed that he did not understand. ductor and thrust the c "Cant take it,” It's Canadian.” The face of the German flushed with embarrassment and ho glanced appealingly around the car “Cana It was evident at a glance He turned and faced the cone in toward him again said the conductor @rmly; “it's no good. “s worth 2) cents,” said a passenger casually “Can't help tt if it's worth a dollar.” replied the con- ductor; “the company's rules are not to take ‘em.” “I gave one to a conductor day before yesterday,” wot teered a large woman In a flaring picture hat; “he took and handed me back 2 cents change “Then he had to make it up out of his own pocket,” re torted the conductor. “They'll take ‘em at the bank all right. said another passenger, “and glad to get ‘em.” “You can buy stamps with them, too.” declared a timid woman; “I did." “There's as much silver in them as there ts in Uncle Sam's quarters,” asserted a positive man who hadn't spoken before “It isn't the amount of silver in a coin,” began the finan: cler passenger excit@ly—and the spectres of two awful Presidential campalens rose ductor interrupted him “U've got to have your fare," from the grave—but the oon- he said, addressing the Ger- You must pay up or get off.” “Ton verstehe nicht.” sald the German, helplessly looking at the passengers in a flnal appeal for ald. The financler and the large woman and the others regarded him with the Pleasant, expectant, impersonal interest displayed by an auNence at Weber & Fields'’s. The conductor reached for the bell rope. It waa at this crisis that Gretchen slipped from her seat and ran in a jiggering sort of way—for the car was Jolting @ sees deal—down the aisie, and stood in front of the big German man and lifted up her anxious, tender little face and le Deutsch > Ane radiance on the big man's face as he cried . ‘a, ja, kleines Madchen,” and then tt seemed sudden- ly that the air was Milled with German talk, for the nurse began to jabber and a half-dozen other passengers, who hadn't thought of it before, developed a knowledge of the Janguage and they all turned in together to help the Ger man gentleman—and Gretchen. Of course, after a while the German found out what was the matter and paid his fare in acceptable money, and_ Gretchen went back to her seat and the passengers all looked at her as though they would like to eat her up. Indeed, the feeling in Gretchen's favor reached such a point that when she and the nurse went cut the plumber who was standing on the rear platform beside his kit of tools helped ie Gomi ene steps and said “Good-by, “Good-by,’ Gretchen, as the nurse cau, hand, “and I thank you very much.” py we ECONOMY IN GLOVES, “Men pride themselves on thelr superior eeonomy,” says a well-known young Washington matron, “but it is without kool grounds, Take gloves, for Instance. You buy more gloves in a year than I do, and you are not well gloved halt the time. You put @ pair on when you buy them and get the fingers twisted, As a result, they never look well, there {a a strain on the seams, they rip, and in a few weeks they are thrown aside, #olled and spoiled, Now, take your first lesson in glove economy, Buy good gloves and have them fitted on by the clerk, It Is the first fitting that counts, At- ter that they will go on all right. “Never wear the same palr two days {n succession, Straighten them out at night and give them a rest for a day, Four times a year gather up your gloves and have them cleaned and pressed for 15 cents a pair. You will find that your glove bill will be cut in two, But always get good gloves, I bought a pair of reindeer driving gloves in Lendon four years ago and paid a guinea for them. They are serviceable. When they are solled I put them ina ‘vasia Sit) Se them th cup Aa wae ah ty ate oad ere ‘