The evening world. Newspaper, February 28, 1902, Page 10

oe oC ee Sau eat. wipe eta Te Ra | Sea ee THE WORLD: WRIDAY SVEDIING, FIIRUA RY 2m 1yUE Cali Ba scared PFO DTODCLIDS 0-08 G6b5004 weer $96 64486 ppspebesawisisesss Pere ererr ete er Co ey 5 9-99-4-6-0:5-066-00-869-05-600-090-09000000000 LOOKING FORWARD A Century or So. The sun ts now fn the hands of a trust, It rains when a millionaire says it inust, \g Ghe Panay Tide of Life. < ished ain by the Press Publishing Company, No. 5 to pie "4 Entered at the Post-Oftice “Woe. x 80. TJOKESOF OUROWN) SAMMY SUBURB AND HIS MOIST GAYETIES. jS0RROWED JOKES.) : [ostihuunig te THE PARK AVENUE HOTEL SUIT. | , C “ How sur NELFED CoD Tria] esi laredntaplied iby a bla icorabrne: The suit of Max Neumann against the Park Avenue) >), ihinkei you asaveu we ted Wie tw Nesta pant td pura cars rune: and seas is busy cornering trees, of his nic sulla to go as far as poesible?” “L think 1 did.” agreed George. “Well, 1 have helped you them to the misstonary society to che South Sea Islands."— And Wall stre Hotel to recover damages for the loss Miss Schlesinger. in the fire, charges the hotel prietors with “gross neglect to warn the slee guests of the imminent danger; failure to prov fire-escapes and apparatus for extinguishing fire in the house; failure to post guiding signs to ‘he exits ant | The hens have been trained to lay eggs on demand And plums now all fall in a syndicate’s hand The apples get ripe when somebody wills And a combine of doctors controls all the bills, SAFE THERE. PVH 99OOS2 09909054 FFTPDOOOD PDS 90990000 a * negligence in turning out the lights and leaving the irs hatter bake ale -T think you lihelled that Chicago The thunder and lightning, hallstones and such fire-imprisoned guests to grope about aimlessly in the epslaea' caltraincracks made (hens of yours. 1 had him out to lunch ? in cas ¥ enone in somebody's toh. c t * 1 and he didn't eat with his knife + And everything every where's come panic that resulted from these conditions verlook J That wherever we go, we're on somebody" 7 e 4 ay e ee 4 a he ave dewerved (he mt bifid et dl, ab Staten If the suk is fought to a final issue it may prov pe he or deser “That 90? What did he WILLIAM JOHNSTOD to be in the nature of a public service. The lasne and yater stow, —Philadelphia Press impotent finding of the Coroner's jury we are able to NOT INTIMATELY. — SIS OO Lee % forecast on what the old rhetoric writer used to call Doy ow German HEREDITY. —____—-. “antecedent probability.” Within less than two Only puta ? ee Clee en \ iateanes 2 a think that boy door was bor months we uave seen two coroners’ jury flascos in be a Congre : r Congressman cases where the law and public opinion were equally Sr Nr. Crimaonbesk—Way. he Inherits = Did ear the atory of t 1 t h her’ strong against an offending corporation. The loud re- Hees pole acted lat ee iesuane A Tale for the Little Ones, Yerberations of popular disconient at Park avenue tun- tHerelalncthingstoiit tong! : nel operating methods have entirely ceased to jar the . CALL THEM ! ; ued Nat-house whose fifth and top story was adorned atmosphere, und those that were almost equally loud UL take kd “Trey have Just established telephone * Hee ontiteeets A ee aicores ueceend Y why do 1 suppose ever: or is tons all ove Ips | voaets . Digs. ¢ ren or book agents allowed." after the dynamite explosion have supk to whispers. | > "Wh do vou suppose every actor Jus Cacat Moon LiGn? RACE ay | asa cer ee” ney get oat 2 | BME the Janitress was kind of nature and eeder Glenn The traveller still takes the same chances of death! 6 opeciae the gloat le bound to walk Ba rwetn Tue NATCWE up there now, all they?! have to doe! So, when the Spoggs moved into the fourth floor she ‘gnored when he enters the tunnel, and the storage of dynamite| fat leas: avery performance ano Roper E LEE Down \- Vien fwitt be to cat up he St. Berna alk pitts oe We as pac cae elaten sic flimsy tures! ® 7 AUSH AVE S 5° § Gleveland Plain-Deale ? jut the rest of the house didn't ignore it, after the first in excess of the law's permission in flimsy structures! 1 THAR FLAT Bi CHEZ Dias veland Pla Payal calntitenl <The) morningca tier: therapese see cearionte . in the continues. In each case the jury failed consplenously + RE THEY Win. * | Meintyres awoke with the strong conviction that an {legal to meet popular expectation. ° eRe e . * | amount of subway dynamite had been stored in the flat below. ent A ne physl t j This being so we know what to hope for from the of-! Jat success } a Nz wainstcte ane m and that Us 1 gotten mixed up in a Saengerfest witts y a buzz-saw, a rolling mill and a dog fight ficial investigation of the Park avenue fire. ang the) ¢ : . Then vegan a hectic period for the familly of McIntyre. Schlesinger suit will be watched with interest and a : . sGuak aie + | The dear children on the fourth floor (to Judge from the lively anticipation as likely to accomplish more definite! . Sie ‘ 56 “5 As ? sounds) had acquired t art of walking on the cefling Tesults for public security than can be looked for from]{ = a 3. prasad a ae anes ii a berated pene Sother man Z| to avorite newspaper to start a find for the bullding of a jury. i ie os BARNY np we WOR. © | a solid gold monument to ory of the late lamented. = — > “Say, what's the proper way to sit 09% | dterod. Mrs. McIntyre advised a surprise > " letter to the agent. But @ A Negative , ard sow adm oy Nate ineeie a asked the young pullet, nerv-. | more brilliant plan suddenly struck McIntyre. that tt h . r s Perr, C ee a ened | ea rhe ShORRR next day received a neatly engraved tnvitation avenue tunnel « nik Leai= ° . “| ri "i h steh-way the old en, 2] toa children's party in the McIntyre fat 1 1 No MORE saLACY Fon eo} P 4 nm e at | twelve ace apparently . ackling siliily rs oe ted. _ _ 2 Can you ine circumaia | The Yelntyres entertained them royally. After they had , . . i Hy 2 a % | eaten 89.28 of candy and mot and had broken a $42? THE WISE USES OF WEALTH. . , “Jageors went * masquerade ass | mirror and a $12.51 Annie Morris chair playing a merr: i . when mesa widow fi + The first year's report of the trustees of the An-| 4 as rt 2 ? | of blindman’s buff, Mr. McIntyre gathered them ab drew Carnegie endowment for the Scottish universities) ¢ “That so? Did he look the part?” + | with a rake and lifted up his vol 1 them the en= furnishes an illustration of one of the beet uses of | + Yes, ox bat he was full, as | suing true story, in his cheattullest, Sundayeachool/auperis= th. Fe h ee ant f th fi . usuvl ; tendententest tone weal ‘or the winter session of the «different unt-| « “That was ail right. Time is money, « “My dears, there were once twelve children. They weren’® versities 2.441 poor students have been assisted by the| af money's mighty tight these days.":¢ | good, ¢, quiet boys and giris like you. In fact. they were payment of their fees to the amount of $114 This | * —Philadelphia Press. Z| little scourges, To refer to them as screeching, demonate . 4 _—_—_—_—— «| flen in semi-human form would be throwing the baked a verage J ro on stude . - Tepresents an a Re ae nee of $50 to each student © HOW SHE KNEW * | wind of idle flattery into them. Alongside of them a boller @m amount #0 small that it can be appreciated only by| + Husband—How did you suspect that 1) | factory would be as atlent as m rainy day in Greenwood. the very poor. But to more than two thousand of | {/aushing mplie I didn't had been drinking? | And on the floor just above them there dwelt a noble, worthy, these, of struggling, ambitie and deserving seekers| ¢ wan a 4 I 4 Ww By your polite mannerm—De- 7| kind-hearted, intellizent family, wh! of are after knowledge {t means release from perplexing « : P) gument, I will christen ‘Mel | ‘ * | good man had stood thelr racket and in many cares it makes attendance at col | as ®| notveleasiy down to where they lived reat big kettle of be and { Won nd then what do you suppos echoing brats? He — “If you pleas mum, I'v ome for the children Intere mes maid, appearing suddenly at the door, A concerted squeal of: “We'vehadaveryzo itimean’d reallcomingagainverysoon! the twelve departed, causing the impression that Squadron A was charging down the McIntyre stairs against fearful odds If that nurse had stayed away half a minute longer T@ unmentionable s seared Into permanen® ed MeIntyre, apologetically to his wife, “Im sible to those who might not have been able to con tinue their studies Scotland can bestow no honors on Andrew Carnegie not fully deserved by this one endowment Hd to those twelve spon the old Flatbush plantation? Well, ll tell you. punch and let the heat from my battery of double- You wish to Know how I spend my evenings way down A ket my fourteen little ofl stoves a-going. I take a r es dry me off Then I take the scoop shovel karret now, not the is always something to d the Het a Work of Art.-The demant of th Government shal! x old om into this country ts master of Tammany in case he York. He ts not a work or art V2 THE TALE TOLD BY HIMSELF. nd for twenty minutes I ex ‘ At cise my muscles in balling out the garret. (We're this a light supper on the root per. You can watch the farn king dow he wash f mn the telegra) Robert BE. Lee down Fintbush avenue npelled to stay aw Woods ted Lasie asters apply to mult return vimming his cows home to rning there was a trol- a large crowd tn attend- owing to the searcity of en c Club is going to give a grand torchlight procession rk to Avenue © A delegation will pick up all the = hickens that have ted fora late lunch. Every neighbor will have his woodshed re- rend SAMMY SUBURB, Per T. E. POWERS. A GOOD COFBINATION, have had the silence.” abe ¢ who have watched the steady | the mean time upward progress “In the mean time.” rejoined Mra. McIntyre gently, “your ahe first eriment has cost us just M719, whereas a letter to the ay agent would nave rid us of them for good and would have saved us all that st quite all.’ corrected MeIntyre, brightening vistblye The stamp would have cost two cents woman with John Drew. Miss Dale| SM tat tnopebtieomrers ea ae on eres, || is yo! Pretty, clever and most am i, a tous, She lives with her mother in « Se tue exccent work this aa | The Farmer and the Valuable Hen. Commanter of The Missachusette Margaret Dale sinc OUR REOLULAR FIRE LESSON. For every additional ray of light thrown on the que. tion of safety in theatres and other places of gather the people of New York fee! duly grateful Last nigh: was at the Grand Opera-House, at Twenty-third str and Eighth avenue, that the audience were given a fire rill and a practical experience of actual conditions The fire was not in the theatre proper, but in a lodge room in the same building; it started at the top of the building, instead of at the bottom; it was small and} operred on the stage as th ingenue of Henry Miller's mpany “Heartaease,” will be glad to hear of her Promoticn to the position of leading ITO, MARC “ 4 Stead’s book “Japar | | NAIRNE JOHN Gothe famous nae this sea g00n extinguished; the audience could not see eithe: he ‘Rank of on as th ( ‘ a her fire Highest poritior ' RONIARIL Peal OnsLomAwomPAn Acc tien stcek| FARMER who had a hen that Jad golden egms see company in 8 Or smoke and were not alarmed by the Fire Depart ment| tle, Mins Rowan ts «| £ world great store by the fowl, She was an industri $4-3-99045-004-58/5-66596S 0286 04% (by the Fire tall, handsome young an and a engines; they were reassured from the stage, and 0 nO! RANEURIAY, lant one jut a Tete i iMenteniitee nand an ture, poor but proud, and wont to cackie . ae ther ~ : ie os SPOR ILSy loud when she had added a few ounces to the visily But it was a close call. The danger of 1 | New Zenla ett ant aie aaa’ af Rsantine ai os a Ls =f panle ts only | New % James K, Mackett and Hut she followed the custom of hens, never Ind more tham great ¢ he danger of fire, and the flremen were SHAH OF PERSIA he ¢ Bur Utila mings Leer a her wae ate otue laying) Se Perfectly correct in saying that if a panic should break] lection of care t ® Mikel spring. After due dellber: weather wax disagreeabie she quit | j i u ° ever players have decided “That hen.” remarked the farme ‘Is muck out it would “make the Park Avenue Hotel fire look! “i! sma!!. Are all our theatres fully prote Wee wate J ka big na Biles cme ne ‘ baths rest] lagier than she should be. She does noc work more toan tem panic as well as against fire? | —— We ites or ite an | minutes a day, [ have figured that if she spent more time : s ee £ jE Hackett wht probably give us An) on the nest and less hunting for worms, and atil! leap re aan THE WORLD | » Arenesna apa faisininarnth and Ass MAN tn cackling, she would be the most valuable biped on eartts We Place for Sentiment. enc; se | ‘OF WONEK, BY] nering’s Camille hax already won favor! 414 would make the Income of a Trust magnate look like @ most Important wi HeBGtne | Tein poince | |: " at a and Mea Hay ltenele « is ar { AMD Twcin | 7 w ‘a 2 ow Adak in a vids | “Why not give her some of this patent food that the ade r tlon ther for SAYINGS yetever new, play in June, when they) reisementa aay “Makes Hens Lay’ and thus increase hem sentiment | SIR SAS PRE RU UNS) CATER industry?” asked the wife en ere | = nothing sanyciteewatt it Serie od (dea, said the farmer, and he bought two barrels | Mre Mary Nea aitatitaatiee thow Gatly jo, Soberson; what are you doing now? Rudolph Arenson has compo: a dat food. He thereafier permitted the hen to ea bs praon j of the patent food p A HARMLESS ATTAChK. | rae a a a stock ron. ow ton S| march called “Firat in Command,” in| nothing else, and to keep her from soldiering he fastened her ‘The silly attemp: of Lieut Gov. ‘THIman. of South | a Sohn ‘ for fam Ww hy 1 didn't know yeu hat studied medicine S|honer of Prince Henry of Prussia. | oy the nest Carolina, to show discourtesy to the President of the! . / ast mane aven't, I'm an undertaker now 4 Syitheraoever- Erie ear may wenite Now get busy,” he ratd ; ; ae f ¢ S ye sea} ; Saar ea TTT OTTO OCCU TIED www |in our land o free this march wi ‘ h treatment and accustomed to seratehin St b exce - oliah . a ~ Unused to such a United States will hurt no one except it Meh author | rx ritics her writings were classe! HE WINS THE * le plaved the military band ac-] ea, per food, the hen became fatter than ever, and Inater, id hi 4 . | IPE. 3 for her . and his acrimonious backers ja se of Alice and FP Cor ompanying FORD' too. She laid but one egg a week, her embonpoint incrensedy The people of this country hold that the Presidency Bernhardi’s. -« Mi = her chin became triple and then quadruple, gout attacked hety of the United States {s the most alted of earthly | said to have made a complet she had puffs under her eyes. And then she ded honors. The sense of its importance has ‘ccent , WAYSIDE SONG. - Moral sched pees rony ) ee Sh BOB HOL LAND. most profoundly {mpresse! on eir minds by bg Rn ere a 1 » much o' the summer sun, mented death of the late President MeKin Ww 4 i 1th 7 > much winter rainin’; digvetion over any attempt to bettie che i + But day by day RIGHT , SIDE EARS MOST. an indignity on its occupant estrai only when . as ‘a We walk the way; “The Journals in street car trucks always wear out on the on in this the offender {s palpably too contempt k and f “What's the use complainin'?” | side fret, 1 an expert in traction mechanics the lite glee " amt owas) pr | ul Om | t i r day. “That's because the majority of people are righte ble to be noticed. ee liteaena x SH neaurar Too m sighin’ for the song— H Ads funny, but it's a fact, Right-handed - ——e y Little grace for gainin’; people involuntarily choose a seat on the right-hand side of WILD-WEST POLICE METHODS Pe neal fimet tan Too much tot! the car, and moat people standing up reach for a strap on the . " Tie . asta On sea on’ soil, e Ol ‘oltua c othe Vi wie Fight The performance of Patrolman Met shorwise ‘ But “What's the use complainin’ Hoch: conductor will tell you that the right-hand seats ale make It @ | {ey “Buspender Jack,” and his pal on foree, Van Winkle, + |r . , . 7 ary ways fll up before the seats on the left, and If y in pumping lead prowiscuously through City Hal! p t ke the last m Too much tears an’ doubts an’ fear: - a count the number of persons occupying seats in & ¥-Hallpiace} But there's a rest remalnin’ point t ‘ Jest night maintained the best traditions of W | ot sean ut. isch led Aateps : es ved r you'll almost invariably find thet ere arg mare mel the livel | the thls aiperist es . vople squeezed into the right-hand seats than in the le mining camp Jaw-and-order methods In the lively five| ston! Veleds fi al, are you dolr that chick An’ heaven's above— j Deen with the majority of standing passengers holding onte minutes during which the fusillate lasted a Poker Plat|* Nae sadatea Mary iHAker : Recent tlon—-Drawin’ What's the use complainin'? che yight-hand straps, throws most of the weight on che | out of sieht Atlanta Constitution. and the extra friction grinds the right-side or a Tombstone marshal witnessing the fray | jis cect w (eee fight wheels, might have supposed himself on bis nat heath. was a great time. The thief for whon Sefer scot; LETTERS FROCM THE PEOPLE ON VARIOUS TOPICS. Pe oxeroors | the policemen’s weapons in the hospital, one perhaps dy-| Fede eee ened fore those on the left are much worn,"=~ D See Wm en € > see fore h t 2 ing, to testify to the effectiveness of thelr marksman.) "Te" we ‘ Pejene:: ail Neve to) ace) Nira} t ¢ leaves the) Hut 1 guess it is the mre: time a tidy, as formerly, Few German-Americans| son, King recelves £8 in leu of duty and butterage om r@ . 1m ning World vite € | named ice 1 %) " Jerman. h . . ro and it is not “Suspender Jack's" faul: that the!™ yi ee ; PUPIL OF PUBLIC SCHOOL No, & | E at Alice has lived: tn: We write! | Sotek Germann. ts the, Bore lane wines Imported Into the Duuhy of Lancaster; the Prince of were 0 few. Le venues ms | re HESTEREIBLD M'GUIRE. BMAD Wales receives many thousands a year for the loss of duties ot a New Name to Him, The Eve je Fair sex Brookly we Flitor of The Rvening World on tin in Cornwall, and the housekeeper of the Crown Office yeceives £13 a year because the House of Lords, in an ime ‘To the Milter of the Beeatng Worlt julaive moment eigiiteen years ago, abolished her post an@ 5 We were told bya 108 of: people, that ith nothing to do. In the days of Its early ma than King Edward. He t ctr-! ine gpanish war would lead to our get-| Met Mer mi ee et ie Plon, whatever Cie Me ; i , hood, England had an Officer of the Pipe, whatever that may, town schools just as bright and in-|@Mperor or Prince Henry, They bad an|Ivn! They are the most unfeminine lot | not Webberfleldian 4 IAN ting fine clara at much lower pr Busleed had ani Ceicer of hea nals er ULE Of this nature must ruMe even his cal-|teixent as the children of the uptown |AURC Alice, Queen Victoria's daughter,|1 ever saw. Just guze up and down a| stage. Hle moiher, being Engilsh, & im fut, up to the present, che: pare pase caed the. Ont er af the re Bae, mat 4 It wes a very outrageous abuse of | hools, Our cla: { girle wrote athe Pr oe Allee, She is dead a long] Brooklyn car any di and note the! explained, made this ihe tongue of the pe ive fe cane fee ia cigars uae by 4. bat nobody steme able to stop his ¢ They have to shoot. which a patrolmai Composition about Prince Henry, the| time. She was a ster to King Edward| number of women who cross thelr legy| nursery. The fact suggests that Ger-| fio * vere spanigh posserions, Woen en at Sty stemalnsis Snien haat Coe fi in erroneously | Hroher of Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany, | 4nd Empress Frederick, 80 she was)and swing thelr hoofs out Into the| man t# rot held to, be go important in| are the wood cheap cfr Fh Coming along?) bees pal sine: ft kely, RPE aah Bs revolver, qd therefore would like to see bim. We/ an aunt to the Kaiser and Prince HearyJ aisle just Uke the genus homo we commercial of other curriculums now be REIS ou te be paid unt the Stuarts come again.—San Francisco Bust, e is not going to ¥ Dying Oatt | One Prophecy Untul of The ieeeing World » Henry, it ts sald, speako better of the things that happen in New York to ex-. ™ astonishment of visitors from less progressive)” to visit the 1 laced bo ocean re ee ine Onsite (tT ke sneoert and tate: bel iat BEY: re such old stories to the native that ne 2 ee Se h Ai ar ate Roosevelt's daughter) thing against tem, But heaven save shrug his shoulders at their repetiti think that the children the down. | Alice at name is not new to the! me from the women and girls of Brook- y petition. «Worl Jowntown pifdile rely