The evening world. Newspaper, February 21, 1902, Page 8

Park Row, New Y at New York as VOLUME M’AULIFFE AND HIS DOUBL E. District-Attorney Jerome thinks that p ‘on the part of the police may account for some seemingly inexplicable conduct in the McAuliffe ‘This stupidity, he believes, may expiat r failu take the names of bystanders after th battered victim on the sidewalk, and tre to recognize in him the occupant of a + cell of the night before. ( Perhaps it {s with an endeavor “stupidity” by a display of great ingenuit advance the theory that there were two McAuliffes the affair—the dead man and a double of , now to view, but recalled as the man who Was kept 0% night in the Forty-seventh street station chars: intoxication and released thirty minutes befo: NO. 14.79% their furt th he finding of the victim of the “accident.” They suggest a) one-night performance of a two-Dromio drama, 4 sug gestion that would border on the grotesque ff It were not for the tragic and awkward fact that the chief per former is dead by violence. It is an ingenious hypothesis, but it will not divert public attention from the main point of interest in the mystery, which is: Who murdered McAuliffe? Swo Important Half Hoors.—in both the MeAulnt and the Brooks tragedy a balf hour has ti moment. Thirty minutes elapsed between the dive! of McAuliffe from a cell and the very of body. And in the thirty min between 10.45 a P. M. after the death of Brooks Florence Burns ted to the bridge from the Inland b to Brooklyn and taken the Kings County which Conductor Wetbies Inks he mw he fragmenta of time of the greatest importan« THE ENDLESS CHAIN OF DIVORCE. When it is known that a young wife tn New York society has bought a ticket for South Dakota the first question that is asked is: “Whom does she want to ‘marry next?” It fs also assumed that the afflicted husband has al- ready picked out hie consolation for his first failure. Furthermore, it is the invariable rule that the new partners must be married people, whose existing tes must be loosened before they can contract new ones If they are really “in society” their deserted part- ners in turn will seek new affinities under the same conditions, thus widening the circle of divorce, after the manner of the “efdless chain.” Technically all this is not bigamy, but it certainly fg not real matrimony. Does any one claim that It Is in accord with sound morality? Exceeding the Limit.—Isn't the Weather Hureau ask oe too much of Dr. Woodbury tn @ending us this second snowstorm before we have got through wit’) the fir ‘There ought to be reason in all tningy THE FIRST CARNEOIE LIBRARY. The awarding of the contract for the first of the Carnegie lbraries for this city is an event of hardly ‘less importance than the beginuing of the work on the Public Library. If the splendid structure on Fifth ave nue will attract the world’s admiration as one of the proudest of our municipal monuments, the branch lbra ries will be not leas admirable tn serving the useful ‘purpcse of bringing the books near to the people who are to read them. Mr, Carnegie has given away much money—none of It unwisely, But nowhere has he made a more judicious endowment than in bringing the resources of learning and literary recreation within reach of the masses of this great city. He has thereby done much to leave the world better than he found it Police Commissioner for positions on stocks an walks. n the force when t aptains 1 the patroin nek FORTUNES “ADE FROM “SHINE 5) _ the owne f The suit in the Supreme ¢ of the firm name of “Tony irow teresting light on the profit a th humble profession of hintn Antho' \ w asserts that he Is the ¢ bootblack’s pri and has since In one year he Produce Exchar . C Whitney and J. B. Hagein f $ showed how some of his When Dickens was first int morial parlors.” and emporiums,” their high to mirth, But a vootblack i y bi $25,000 on the right 1} nap fingers at the ridicule of feller, How many of them are making we Ap» Unnotic arrears of taxes, water 1 troller might as we r ARCADIA IN TELINGIS Hons of suffering passenger must have read with feelings of mir lmirat envy the story of the Ii} eliyn Mason, and his! Brateful passenger as ment" received from him. It | M nols railroad ' re acy of $1,900, beq et ecognition th. unive New York that this story should have « tion, and that the de pason it contains «he impressed upon the attention of all conductors mi mep and others whore empic t bring @rect personal contact with the It is to be feared, however, that would be futile and that the hope The order to “step lively” comes from the Ii conductor, but it emanates from “bh {g no reason to believe that even a prospect ¢ of $1,000 would induce our traction magna courtesy to their victims. New York ts 1 ton, 11. pu ich an Bloomir Bides.—The sentiment of Wall = ee has given !t a hard knock se / goui {x that the more Wall street gets of tae —" ple demand { Senator—Pshaw! The peo INSULT TO MeJixger—What's the matter with Thingumbob—Bite McJigger—Boll (ae ive TEMPERANCE just man NATURALLY, OVR DOVGHT¥Y TOWNSMAN ONE ON THE HORSE. “JOHN DOE.” road rates and the tariff that I'm some- times afraid [ won't ha me to raise the stuff to send to mark Wasting- ton Star. IN THE GREAT CITY. statuesa| Thomas doing the haw-haw society act, ficult’ to realize that Mise Thom stepped from the ranks of the chorus Into her present position The fact re- mains, however. MILMAN, SIR Company, waa Intended H | ‘san English officer in the Royal H when {t comes to a HAT TWEIR DOINGS: ~ TLOR IDA, was George Washingt ed the Father of his Maybe the way } nglond had something to do with it ON MANY TOPICS ipon it fs vain Uitee-platoon system 1 oMce Noy. Under the three-pla toubled and there were fewer ant on Als tiptoes, close his mouth, owly a jong breath ntti the lungs Record-Herald Te Fanny Side oF Life. joxtsorouows THINGS WE SHALL NOT SHOW PRINCE HENRY, jsorroweD sones.: AS SUBSTITUTE. Congressman—t tell y sugar of ¢ fled with ago News taffy wee ONE MAN? ou believe HIS MORNING MEAL cher in the first grade was de z the word “breakfast.” By way rodu she addressed the class thus * “What is the first meal y@ eat in the © morning?" : “ promptly responded John- t 0 Bs . FEMININE LoGte. : v were both her friends, arse. “Do you think asked he, at she ® saw old ass : © tries t replied she, muat de é yersplcacity transcends mas- reasoning —Indianapolis News RUN DOWN. 1? ngumt No, bile. Automo.—Phil- ra Press, IF IT WERE TRUE. m oft remind us ir lives sublime, We can make * ye that time le money) . y have the time. Fe Baltimore News. If we ALERT. “A farmer ought to read a great deal fe same as any other business« “Yes, answered Farmer keeps me so busy posting BO9-910- 54-404. as, of “The Way of the is a handsome and g woman. To see Miss Maude Thon World comp on a level Neve her ts dite s the handshak tty chin, Is he manner born.” eo 8 Hamilton Revelle, of Mrs Carter's for thé army. mother ts Spanieh but hte father se Artillery. Young Revelle ran aw from home, however, and at sixteen yf age was playing at Daly's He t* doing excellent work son in the Du Barry play. ee laigh, who made one of th hits in “Under Southern Skies’ thie plece was produced th will be seen in the part of Mra. Star- enn ne Emma Carua {s that rara avis a wom- an who can keep a secret. Miss Carus is now laughing rignt merrily over the way In wh ther friends gueasing fairs. Some of expecting almost ly to see t ex a husband, but of them hal an idea t the little woman with the big volce was already provided with a lege lord. Genevieve Whitlock Harris If now a member of the Florodora company. Mrs. Harris recently came on from Washing- ton to try to induce her sister Isabelle Whitlock to return home with her, and ended by signing a contract to ear in the Florodora sextet with her sister. Mrs. Harris ts a very pretty and striking brunette. Both these young women have been prominent in Washington s0- fety JANE GORDON It in reported that no fewer than thir- teen officers of the garrison at Per- 1, in German Poland, have com- mitted suicide within the past three xem! montha Duelling among the students at haa been forbidden by the Vice~ cllor of the university, who ha | broken up the college fencing club. ‘The lowest tide In any large sea in In ne Mediterranean, At Toulon there Is ut four Inches, which Is the average the whole Mediterranean. ‘The Increased use of telephones in London has greatly diminished the de- mand for hansoms, That !# easily un- ah | derstood, for busines Commissioner | time is precious, no longer have to a going | drive hurriedly to this or that office or-General of the French 1s has just sent a cir- ilar to all the schoolmatsers under his authority forbidding them to allow thelr pupils to play at leap-frog, foot- many men out durii the public more mf and would exbale {t Just al thio ten times, and when walking in! tection an 1 wish a eehoo! | for eMice boa could be formed to save us trem bali, rounders, tops, hop-scotch and as it should be. PATROLMAN. other gamem =e 2° Philadelphia | public, has been engaged for Ope Read's new play, “The Starbucks,” and varsing in Chicago. Mine Letgh The scenes of the play are laid) men, to whom BEG EO 6 Bb 6nd 8E-999 BOOS OOOOH Cheery Chant of the Chauffeur. I'm the cheerful, cnafMfng, chattering chauffeur, Dread foe to common, everyday humanity. And everywhere I whizz you'll hear a stir Of pale-blue, objurgational profanity, I love to hear my townsfolk's bodies crunch And titulate my padded wheels pneumatic; To know Iam the warmest of the bunch {And hand out brands of fate aristocratic. Watch that man who tried to cross! Didn't he have a gall? Hark the Yuletide chiming of the ambulance’s call! Here's a leg, ‘san arm, and eke a spinal on, a bone occipital to add to my collection! on A group of ladies leave the cable car, They hesitate a moment on the crossing I'm ‘mongst them ere they see me from afar; An inquest job Jerome's foea can be bossing. Hurrah! There go two cunning little boys Whose running ‘round the streets ts not advisable, Behold me waft them to celestial Joy Til bet nine cents they're both unrecognizable. Hoch der Heber auto man!" sing we merrily. You may sidestep fate and taxes, but you can’t side- step from me. 1 get a curse from every one, from heathen or from Quaker, Hut only smiles await me from the genial casket- maker A. P. TERHUNE. FADED AD A PFRFUMED REVENGE. Its Scent Round the Boarders Still. O VON MARSCH PPHE-6-3 99-5 5-999S-909OTFHHOTDEDED SIPDPD EF re FREESE OOOO rfume is more enlightening than Burke's Peerage or palmistry He swears he can tell everything but the age of a person who uses It Von Marsch has queer ideas on music, love and beer. Otherwise he is sane One day last week a vaudeville “artist” swooped down on the Madison avenue boarding-house where Von Marseh lives, She carried herself with all auteur of having secured & metropolitan engagement She was tall, dark and passe For four meals and one breakfast the old original boarders failed to draw regular breaths—except the cynical Von Marsch When the over-ripe “artist” made her first entrance to the dining-room on the bell cue, the diners were visibly op- pressed by her hall-mark—it looked genuine Von Marsch failed to succumb. Their tables were close together As she passed him he sniffed the perfumed trafl left behind and grinned. He grinned more as he watched her. Her well-proportioned figure was gowned in sorabre black. was so quiet, so gentle The strained look of demureness on her face Interested mn Marsch and he made bets with himself as to how long she could keep it up. “If Thad that bluff for poker use I'd own the town,” he said to his wife, and he sniffed discustedly at the perfum Being a woman she didn’t ur At the fifth meal Von Mar: Her a jerstand called the hand reness was lunching in state The cynic was the only other in the room. He had eaten perfumed croquettes, perfumed patatoes, pt fumed bread, perfumed salad and topped off with perfui pie. He looked unpleasantly at the perfume dispenser. he ordered Me black coffee and lit a cig As the smoke wafted o'er Her Demure lent start Von Marsch looked up surprised The hall-marked lady wriggled in her chair Von Marsch puffed meditatively on the ct She looked around nervously ‘I beg pardon,” he said slowly, “does the emoke bot ess she gave a vic N-n—no, only !t was so sudden,” she answered with @ head toxs and an air of why-didn't-you-ask-me-firat. “Hut is it disagreeable?” he insisted politely ‘Oh, no,” In a tone that meant “Of course it ts I'm so glad.” murmured the brute CS She arched her shoulders, haughtily disgusted. He wuiche 5 disgusted “ her for a moment. She continued to twist in her chair. “You are sure {t isn’t he sdid again. “Well, you see, I'm not used to tobacco smoke,” snapped ; Se ae “Really now! That's too bad!" he said with a show of em tonishment. “And you're on the stage, and In New York, toate She drew herself up Now, yo? know, I've the same feeling about perfume” he went on pleasantly. “I don't like it. And it's a long time since I've been where they use perfume lke yours. I'll tell you, I'M stop smoking if you'll" — on Marsch didn’t finish the sentence. He only grinned upon an empty room ePL WHEN YOU SEE ‘SEE THE PRINCE Be Sure You Address Him Correctly. OW shall we address the Prince and his suite?" As the hour for the invasion of the vi from the royal household of Emperor W: illgea atone cloner, this question Is uppermost in the thougtts of those ‘who will have to do with the welcome and entertainment of the nation’s distinguished guests Court etiquette In not part of the dally indulgenc average politician hereabouts, Even those Be fibe reat set who have acqulred a Piccadilly stride and a London hites in their tongue trip over it with fll grace. But most likely the Prince will not be a atic proprieties, He 1s a pretty good democrat lyn yagmes was evidenced tn his recent rompings on a “bow led arith his royal helpmeet and his impertal “kide.”* So, whatever our shortcomings may be on the at court, Prince Henry will not criticise, but pe genes come, our Western etiquette asa relief from the acitt-kneed, simmering conventtonallties of European kingdoms, Of course, he may be a bit startled 1f Alderman Bridges, in his ‘funeral coat,” inquires warmly about the health of “Brother Dill," and he might think it discourtsous to be ree ferred to as the ‘Dutchman’ or “His Royal Whiskers.” Neither will it be good form for the Aldermanic Committee or any one else to slap him on the back with an offer to “set ‘em up." ‘The Prince doesn't mind clinking glasses and toss- ing down foamy beveruges with a merry “Prosit.” but that Is only when he ts incognito. In person the royal visitor should be addressed as “Your Royal Highness." By letter he t# to be reached as “His Royal Highness, Admiral, Prince Henry of Prussia.” He has a yard more of names, but under the mentioned title Uncle Sam's Hverted servants could locete him. And In this connection here is a leason in the proper forms of addressing high and low potentatess A King—Your Majesty, A Crown Prince—Your Imperial Highneas, A Prince—\our Royal Highness, ‘An Earl—Your Lordship. An Ambassador—Your Excellency, TNe President of the United Btates—Your Exceliency. A Governor—Your Excellency. Congressmen, Mayors, all members of the judiciary—Tour Honor. ‘The Pope—Your Holiness A Cardinal—Your Eminence. An Archbishop—Your Grace. | A Bishop—Most Reverend Bishop. Barons, Counts ani waropiew are stdronnes merely thelr inherited tities, ari \