The evening world. Newspaper, February 15, 1902, Page 6

Eien eee ll ‘THE WORLD: SATURDAY GVENING, FEBRUARY 15, 1902. . * ¢ e @ 4 « - 4 > i Ghe Funny Jide o ife i : q e + Of t. r i Published by the Press Publishing Company : : Ff the Brookly nite a Park Row, New York. Entered at tho P . $ David Rosen! ramped on dy Oy men te at New York as Second-Class Ma ;. >< 4 rus for a * Diridge to-deg.— — - - = “3 : Daily : : JOKES OF OUROW! BORROWED JOKES.: VOLUME AB oo corns on NOU TSS E. | THINGS WE SHALL NOT SHOW PRINCE HENRY. JE il) a vin oe a ' stem A prryt =s HIS COLORS. THE REFERENDUM To BE TESTED.|) |. nent ha LARGEST GLASS t butter ia too white. Give me | suttenty roar tikae nw idea of the refers) % catied hew lasue of atampe be : A SQUAR ST GLASS # of this. It has more color ® - i TC) a ee li Kdward's tace on them i#n't Menai IN THE WORLD in at ae naw ue asberZepoLed (ot sndum will be given a trial in Chicago under the most) Saat F aik > EVERY GLASS For SCENTS ' — Rs *All Heht, alr, Anything else? ® RAGS favorable conditions. . bh a lot RQ i . Yes. i want half a pound of un- o{f* hase and swing my All the etreet railroad franchises of Chica e about]? on them colored Japan tea."—Chicago Tribune. tavenie ts ae rar: era ‘ eee furnace, 1 fill its gapl ; to expire, and the terms on which tins ne ‘e ba tee shea IS ONLY CHANCE, ¢ The beg Ts r round and f smash constitute the vital issue of local administrat : Mother—Another time you must not} Whea any i traction interests are contending for fifty-year renewals Interrupt me when IT am talking to + nee s rt sockets and I'm Bere . 7 . ain Fou sgh, and a practical continuance of existing extortions and] i visitors, Wille ‘ Vetart withia ruin (or cha ble ierlé axe a ; : route na rush for the ridge crush, my dail} abuses, and there {s a great deal of money at stake k stra NE ee you'd : Shela o y daily i The City Council has made a goo! beginning thing sof 1) wanted! to\eay!—Detrolt: Pree’ Press, © When I hear the sound of battle come ringing from yi ing With the difficult question by pussing an ordinance oy =r * afar : a 7 < T atep on the feet of all 1 meet and long for the old that future traction legislation must be ratified by a pop: THAWED HEM OUT, ‘ {op a meet and long for the o ular vote in order to become Jaw. Pua arse I saw your father and ét's all] ive ueneii¢ slifray! tel incense) (mel pecepect ae ly inte! ad vii or ts ‘The people of New York should be deeply interested | Po junn SomERAY “Splendid! How did you accomplis! Wid eee an fm the result of this experiment. There ts a very strong| {way stranded in Jeraey the other much a delightful result?” tying messenger Doyen °F the BEY feeling in favor of applying the principle it represents to] # day they didn't have money to buy a G8 C3 Lana oe crack on all As I climb the stairs from the Plaza and finally get several pending local questions. The referendum is a Wicks Eanes vests bagel nee sty Cinta nth LLU in the whirl movelty in American politics, and until it ts tr it ts . vuwell?™ = ? [clamp my grip for a struggle to strip the coat feom = “Wall i _Cleveiand ® a working «trl; Amposaible to tell how {t will work TqQUNn: PASE Goh cat Crab. Bhould any old man oppose me 1 fully compose my cm mon 7 mind A Bare Thing.—There isa fortune for young Mr Croker Carnegie declares we need ———_ finan timate preven . new F t his expe DIDN'T NEED ‘EM. A 5 ‘Ip is bare. and hie futher de aasurniny thelacer Terie King A to write up-to-date sea “I should Uke.” said the man, “tog AIA ee pred bess . 2) wis new libra: get a position prootresder.’’ 2 ir Vortex; they crowd on every ' = oe = “Sorry,” said the publisher, “but we've « rem A TRUE KENTUCKY PATRIOT. | WASTEFUL Paid off all our proofreaders; don"t need $ Pa neighbor's 6o long as the Hon. Charles K. Wheeler represents wonder why fat men are so seldom m + It is here rivelioweil waprre(renpis Kentucky in Congress the palladium of American piace sl uyiauttres Urey can lkrealy pabliabing? nethlie NuCe seins erty will remain sate—secure under the aegis of his ora- wats: Gialect stories now.''—Philadeiphia ¢ ite eaieae Me Hh emit PMs) tory. Mr. Wheeler's speech yesterday was maate | AT mae Press 2 1 crowd my course to the platform, | shoot myself Performance. His denunciation of the supine Secretary) [ esa Ss ean cme ec ty st 7 IN TROUMLE, : F through the door Hay kind of diplomacy led him into flights of tmpas- |? |, Shansathusetis coast: clingiogito “Wealthy, ts he? Why, the jaa forme ihe en ie Jiving wedge and lay them four Sioncd invective that maintained the best traditions. He| + the time I saw him he had trouble keep. © am hte ; he , 4 b ce they must ing the wolf from the door." ? v1 Bet to my office my trophies I show Peeper nner anniay, more desirable Whe) shirislecres |g een 2 Well, now he as trouble keeping his wen bs port of diplomacy is than that of the “shoulder-strapped, | 7 "*** "eth &e see SF relations) tromithe parlaleceians | A couple of eyes and a few neckties that I've gath- faced flunkeys" who represent us abroad; and when he! + OP FATE. SCatioli| Standard and rime 4 ered during my ; 4 } $ ; ARTI pressed a desire to “boot out the man in the State De-| + club ‘ — « 4 a = +. Aw Has) sisried ss) Ale: wouLD po EVEN ETE ———_ ">> partment who has brought us to this humiliating post.) 1 > to whether tea or wine ts : ; = =— tion” the bird of freedom fairly screamed | Deno more fatal to the eystem Ix this Mr. Jones?’ asked the re- — a The bit Reiiaway Coal es and | 2.,.“It all depends on whether one pre- porter am the door of the office opened in we ee “a Republic may drift away from its moorings and) + Mare tavalaiveiaraeleciey lator? Nasonssitovnlitnasek . —— —— forget the teachings of its fathers, but it won't be Whee = sir’ answered the man (who tgh Roads er's fault. The fires of his patriotic Paducah American- Wy soTr but Lam p # Mi Leseanl 0 “4 dan yo re lool ‘oy fem glow bright in his breast, and they will gleam with a My dear young lady, you should boll 1 King for. 2 myself. Im the Jones drinking It in order to rinking 1 order shim his whiskey and his To Happiness. | _By GRACE DUFFIE BOYLAN. | warning glare when any such departure thre tor, Va fu ‘That Breach of } eu P ini/am/a/ rotcrobeloermetery. Fo exactly the Jones T want vate Secretary Ke v OUD | OF mnt ned the reporter, whipping of etiquette which Baudiesin's of | 2 No pounT. bor igo Tribune ear Nelal visit to remalr more thi twe f ri — = C hours. A diligent secre i BK Ye! perm: Bent Cee eta te AND AWAY IT WEN ID IN FATIGUE DRESS. Jamentable @ lapse in the rtesies of exalted station rv PHRODITE set an excetlen: example for all the later goddesses of Love when she arose each morning fj ‘8 door, tis true, but there a: it w Mmitations mble a a tin w Ay 1 every bowl of purifying water brims and overt dancing bactll - piness and beauty Ant me nee, but tt te Bal king matron to me the other me for massage and stam THE WAR ON VIC : The Parkhurst Society is planning a campaign Pundouvted against the Raines Jaw hotels, beginning with the worst + cases of violation of the law, and every honest int will wish success to the effort. One of the first aud Most important steps in the final and satisfactory set- tlement of the excise question is to get these law-brea ing Raines law hotels out of the way But the people of New York, who have just elected and installed a reform administration, have a right to ask why the enforcement of the law now has to depend a: I'm glad to hear ast one I bought was of yo = Philadetphia OUR BOWERY BEER KOMMERSES. INQUISITIVE, na COMPETENT. areca an,” anid aie om: UNDERETHE yk» |i ar Her hair wax strained back from her face; her naila were GLARE broken and unlovely. And 1 though and ‘time Tecan spare from my children I ed at her hie that even so great and excellent a th 1s & woman's club 1) ABRU? . DUKE—W at the request ; might well be sacrifice! on the . on the efforts of a private society. There is no longer any, of the King of Laly pone for jie “ gto os 1 on seca vanity a - h Shite ; ot of nonsenm preached and prattle t suspicion that the law-breakers can count on the pro- | three yearn his search § North Tire tt IM Nut potaile shat tie some of n Bn on tha th ln-reakere an count on the re omeia Welles, of the American Thea-| when I hear men and women talk about unchanging love I clals are in complete accord on the question of enforcing INEY oF, S R—Who drank only has just come into a large estate in) want to tell them that the unalterable quality is found only * s year as died of ad th death of a distant) with God and some mothers ft Ive. Miss will continue at} Romantic love lasts as | | the American for a few weeks longer.) Not one moment longer. It jand will nd early in the forgive deep injuries, only te the law. ati 4 Is it not about time that official authority should @ume the responsibility for official duty? is its object remains lovable. survive gr c SIDENT—Has introduce nt Iter and die a 5 iyi bossa rei spring. is pospares e en-| crumpled ribbon, a tousled head or a knott Tee 5 tun Yes, sir, In my business it ie? the character 0: ate-| And the woman who woul! keep 4 bea Ce rt n>? i * af inn seary to be an all-around man.’ 4 ks she can make a hit in) must preserve all the Ideals w y clus forward by Mr, Whitney s) soon af 5 retirement | zi ~ . eo ee Alea Sipalons onsahe: throuen) the) ale . from the cares of business lead us to der what he| Pesesse AS OTHERS SEE US. . fzona” ba ted the fancy of| (Oz Tins. which might far better be retained. Little are would have done if he had kept s ONRY. PRIN 4 Arizona’ Hat . + tices which added to the girl's attractiveness, and are cone vis In pt at at work u seat fin 2 tS Teh Ss “ see nit fessed and abolie at the they are most needed. a —s baireioinl fee % p | Sora Pany ‘ make a tour of| Of COUrs®, this is generally at the suggestion of the husband A SURVIVAL OF KACE PREJUDICE. | : 4 jand wt Me bet Bonta ts MRO theoretically denpiaen commeticn and defeats tie wite's ; What is to be done with those students at the! , oo private ot | : and in having 0017'S), (he Metle wife cheetfaty pute t Ht ILI, PRIVATE—Of ¢ . and ts ba Be “the wits pute them away then lebraska State University who declare tha: they will re- ed two : people ne wants | weeps and wc > hear him loudly ads , eived ° SAT sau artnet oesaan(s y lly admire some other fuse to accept their degrees !f the invitation to Booker | UPS I Lan ThA acl bale whose complexion comes out of a Jar similar to her Washington to deliver the commencement oration {s not} KEARNS SEN\TOR-Owns H see ee |kEa’ Hy i I reeail the case of an otdurite old farmer who would ; Withdrawn? It is evidently useless to reason with them| ‘les: wa e Senate. 9 1 now we that Booth Tarking-| 15: tet his wife crimp her huir 3 ° t the their Is a 3 sto write a phy for Cecilla Lotus: |) shy had bee ¢ ene . ; And hopeless to attempt to instruct them if th eS Tecan ORD om darth CRTiOE the /MQINtY pie 1 t t ighvorhood, and more years of study have not taught m to lay as Atami y with a dainty part Tarkington | nH one young planter had thought nothing of swinging out Py " { » t | i a say 1s: Ww L dite pas U ‘or & mooniigh alk of ten miles of #6 to sit for an hour face prejudice even to 0 slight an exten’ | : PP 1 jeorm Z] can rlly a lovely pair to draw tO—1 on her father's vine-sheltered verane and hear her sing + Burely, after Mr Washington has been received on |RO* TS SJandtodraw, | |, The Land 0° Lea ri terms y by the Presi ’ ‘ uta . = rn She was prettler than any girl ar ' “ her esa eat cine eat ea i si = Eh] Gertrude Homan (Mrs, Edwin Tan- hepa meaieiacd tie it with wonderful tie oben other colle; and by the President mo! of a brand lo and ted with ynderful blue ribbons. Presid: lou | haurer) ls the h aoe atte the other (UN Aight ate husking bee she had danced and laughed and United States, not to speak pj now oa Tt_neema only the other | eee ay girl f Seine a jaughed ans e could t * q INE If sman was delightin ny xt A right ta de, whi strains ol to him in Burope, there could be r IN CANINE LAND. 5 THE FLY : he pmattle as. Vitel sk made the raf id barn tremble. fm his appearance as an orator at [ . Tempus di fidget, |iAnd when the light win tatoood lanterns at Nebraska has a special reason for : eG the corn ne was al ala “ 4 who did not ce 4 te i ba \ rs : i pray that he might find a scariet ear and claim a kiaw from ine worth of this able representative of the r | Maude Ww pies veces petired ie eeeth Janie, But while they worked in eager ha i — oof one wor Leal Tie CUNeta ee tet Dp husks Wackward, Albert I: : From the Dark and Blovdy Ground. 5} i \ » jor eee tg! *Dalnty Maude | Of fumph and leaped over ; emid to where the } 4 Kentucky bas pardoned before t : P| White la what the critics always cal [STi Played at helping the husker County feudiats i ; 4M may No one doubted where his choice would fall; and bis pe ; S| ner, and she haa learned to accept the . anlattempt to try them aby 1 $ Tl jictive suet am whe accepts other ine | Met Janle's and found them unprotesting. walked ¢ killing in the court-ho k 7 zy)” ie | Uke one-night. stands, |20M together; and as the others saw her eves shine up at « charged with was only Jus ; | Sua packing’ trunks, and. carly’ call, [MM Uke tare they turned back out of the runnin ’ pes apie att . Bad Pace Leone dour, "wien, ate The two were married Iater in the year under the holly é * would welcome ‘the word “beefy as] wreaths and mist But asx they rode over the whi A DREADFUL WARNING i i : Npplied “to her charms 4 to thelr new home Albert wald Dee It is to be hoped that the managers of the New York F tox om |e don't want you to frla your hale any more, Janie; tt theatres, especially of tose oted medy and thel ‘ na zea I attracts too much attention Bo the soft locks that had been his pride w back, and after a while Vighter forms of the drama, wili hee lesson conveyed | brushed , : : he biue riobons were put in a box fee roti dra on i and left there. Then people wondered why they had ever Buditor .. the balco: wercome by e drowsy influ-! fs said to have Fido—Gee! Old Towser tooke dis. “ wvAilert wondered; too: put fi ences of the performance. fel! into a slumber so pro-jt Pr Hue who fought with thi spated! is slowly dawniag Albert wonde: too; but Janie erled when her mirror told found that he was only awakened by ing over the] 7 Bruno—Yes; he's been going to the ertain amd peculiar advantages of the Gailagitna sara alee Mean iste en Dorothea men at an awful pace ‘rom ‘T™ during the years to be allowed to wear her hair in the old fashion. But he told her not to bother about that; she was good if she wan not pretty, railing onto the heads of the unsuspec.| & occupants fae orchestra. 5 ¢, ve been| « PERN etre ed dipee be pd ewebeedee Pe ey i 3 Da Matt - ° natin ps fae Dectsed ct Robie el 5 dhe wae satiatied, ; * alee ———— Nelther the port nor the town of Bou- E - The unfortunate victin was handed over to the pollee and aries poeed Ali o single steam fire en- | 80 for thirty years the old wish clutched her meek heart, 4 i , a ved’ Te 0 ora bustled about the ceremoniala death requires of ‘Be found on the stage. Certainly, such an occurrence!’ : rat ‘—m Svea 5 The Kalser’s motor car ts geared tol us But when one kind woman was about to amooth the ‘should not be repeated. Either the buleonies should by Gan Us irene: thing at al will read tay plearant 4 ereatty reileve the eruth. | Cour wpoods, F from three to forty son the cold brow back In the old fashion he stirred y with a wire screen or the performers on the zi Helbata Meh eat . 3 Satta as en 5 ier te miles an how uneasily, : n - ‘ me ‘ 7 sa enland is one o very fo va pts dn't do any more, Miss J “he sald. “Jante 7 furnished with a new ser ¢ ‘ polls with a . wile Greenland ne of the very few coun. You needn't ny mor ‘an! pe should be si paney ze sake [fiadate petty plies z ees: The Cross Passenger, tries where infectlous diseases are une | liked her hatr frizzed, and | think lll go to town and feteh ‘ i A Senaibtc View. " ae w | known out the hairdresser.’ And, with the amazed looks of the Gould's Advice.—iHelen Gould toi a say ew | ¥ . bel kins Nah 1 wont ta say a word In a tthe le ser one-third of the manutactured {Woman upon him, he went é Beery that the way ert Ls psthesd . avis. ny | tas 38 ys same Ne ¥ on hint and "| goods which ure made in France are the} _'t Was late In the afternoon w alled into the friwe wt 5, ay her father did, and study by 5 kdgar Thomas, who fvel msoner rea ARS ge CAN y icin davai Se anion te satremely abuaive, Then| ont nt tomate labor. room ayain, and the sunlight rested like a halo around the wile, “Then.” sald Mivs Gould, you : academe abe iclkel eae eas : fa Legal. angered by f ener pee Hite (08; Fem face In the casket, Albert's hand touched the softly waved ey cies Sialen” Or of ‘ a: Americar ' 14 ue the Brentag_ H ¥ me *} At fe maid that a full investigation of | treasen trembiingly. > smart small boys are beginning to 1 + now tn Bos y oe fying : See kesh | the Sritfeh army semount sea L thought.” he whispered, “that Janto's halr war yellow.” | CF married by any : arriane FF calgacaa eian | reveo! the faet that the nation “Bo 1¢ wan once," #ald the woman who waited bealde him, as ured is Mre. V team Hoxie. sculptor of] PMO. Theo» et #08 Kvening Wor | reindied out of £8,000,000, with a seb, “itut don't you know she iw old? I remember y Club recept negie last Foyt vin ota which aiands tn th mes Eeioey. 1Uipt ul Relieve Bridge Crus boats be run by eletricity or} Princess Iolanda of Italy at the age|how pretty she was when she married you “Mr, Carnes me ax an author will rest | ocspite AVashingtons Vana’ the’ About eee OF To the RAltor of The Kvening World of seven monthe is beginning to talk,| There was reproach In her voice, but he did not hear It. Serilings, those small rectangular slips writ | woman acuiptor to recelve an order from| (s ehow tim all It Sr. Gtndenthal. wishes to reliey , and “mamma” and her} His rough flngetw stroked the beautiful white meshes ten- — . Ath nothing origina! about them except | the Government, ut to move, with Why at tne Hrldge to Lake the erowd trom the Pa Row aide, | would ruwest that another opening form a kind of tabloid her husband, from Washington to St.lto reysity? ie ‘of the Willems sirest side of Feaders much preter. Feu, Minn im be. our opera Dessay iat bist do any: | ise ridge, wich am esit as the aorta side of)" 4. 'g . sh and italian nurses are quarrel- to whether she is speaking Ital> rly. “I'm sorry, Janie," he murmure¢ to his dead, “that 2 aia Jet you crimp your hair. I am sorry,