The evening world. Newspaper, February 12, 1902, Page 8

WURLU! WIhUINESUAY vai, CUDIUAIE $2, 1902, ‘bob Bnt-9-9-O¢-5- Re mans AOee} Pa re — Published by ‘°° hing Company, No. 83 to 6 tered at the Post-Office nse Mat! Matter, THINGS WE SHALL NOT SHOW PRINCE HENRY. | rk as Second-C. JOKLS OF OLUROWN VOLUME ae NO. 14,788 rel HEPLALISTEC SERVING NOTICE ON THE CENTRAL. a oo Except that it cannot order the substitution of ¢ . we tric traction {cr steam in the Park avenue a State Board of Railroad Commissioners jent aise PTT aa Cole's words, “has anp!+ ; Nan York Central Railroad to « ive up f the report” and to : he gence” én adopting Us ae lees acal el pats PHP PNCLUSION of the signal lights and tive details in the tunnel Bivve of red tn the warning lamp missioners observed, the for the engineers’ vision Nor were the lights facilities adeqnate, and tial suggestions of chang these recommendations, as being easy to carry out with the “due diligence’ enjoined ot Tt {9 with regard to the Central's procedure in ad ing the Board's one important recommendation that © effec ob nigh there were ot ms in switching devices, &c he road ts | @educing the number of signal blocks we p $ two—that the public yncerned ig psoas 5 FRonT Row — Z Dian of a single block ; the Board's t Nok | { OLD PHRASE REVERSED, Your ey, ne) } System ts the half loaf which {ts better than no bread.) + i a “2. CWANE If it is not ndopted Col. Cole says he “will prod the com-| + bettie d Ss n convince it of the ishes him more that ts wanted that will The public for It 1s mafet pany up” manner Board's vigorous intentions power above his prodding tron all things. he Fanny J ide of Life. INT TON Gs SY OURILID"S5 ee CROP DLT BORROWED JOKES. WHY SHE WORE IT. He-I believe that woman goes to church to show her new bonnet. She—How ungrateful you men are She wears {t to show how generous * some husbands can be—Chicago News. | PRESSING. She—And you ere not gotng to apend the evening with me? He—I'm very sorry, dearest, but I have a preasing engagement, and— She-Then take back your ring. I'm r to be engaged (> a man who * to do all his pressing here. ows. ? Kate Carew In Washington. Dashaway—The trouble is, old ma: thet she's a widow, and I am afraid that {f I walt and don't tr> to kiss her at once ahe will think me—well, a nov- toe. Cleverton—I'4 wait, my bey. If she’s awidow ehe'll like you better that way. —Detrott Free Press. —— —__—_. L248 OS OOODEROE I OGEEE De SELF-ABNEGATION. z She—Will you make any eacrifice dur- a7 ing Lent? a He—On, yeu: I'm going to Europe % She—But that's usually « pleasure He—Well, I expect to give up a tot of things on the voyage —Philadelphiu Press : ——— GREEK MEETS GREEK. ‘I despise a man who aiways has a remedy for a cold or a toothache’ said the person who tries to be candid cs —-—— | 1" 4 se Why?’ PS Lenten Hesol One of the best resolutions ——— “He Invariably wants to interrupt yous t utr ake and keep during Lent » PREFERRED OTHER WAYS, when you are talking about your trou-% be a res ton 1 . e dies "—Washingt r 2 pansion and Impe ston that pride of i sina ait { = STEREO RAIL 3 IAAT were Ea te eiand:slauphters ¢ Perhaps will; but I prefer to have/ sn i on , ava ie Bi mir fellaw me $ “ put on lots of —~_—-~~~~~ ? Yes. uocan enstily see it is ang PLAIN BUT UNPLEASANT TRUTH Hs ¢ put on. fa Bulletin Sheriff O'Brien and ex-Assistant District-Attorney Mo-| 2) “Ir ROLE Re aUGoES Intyre should be thanked for telling the third panel of | 2 Able housewife. Pan aT fear the Sheriff's jury, at the Savoy banquet, that they repre | 0 "Qian Cyan alunicieen rune ahereaee © sented principally the desire of the “best citizens” to| 2 aiplomat ‘ only one hitch taltimore News escape those duties which should be borne by all good] fbetter. wut Tm a ~ citizens. afraid of what? so povnT i. y Ww am. if I wae to eat “He's worth a lion : Mr. McIntyre was especially emphatic in hie deotarn-|> conn ae Mata ntaia “M'm—ah—r that's why he gets g tion that on the Sheriff's jury is etmply an| 3 stummick sit wouldn't such ption everywhere hes evasion of other Jury duty” He added, addressing the| fot! HE Shere goes. a Bulletin < guests at the banquet © ; se se mieT eee : warvice ent eiel ae me atummick Mrs Neighbors—I have the recipe for 3 jes mark Mra. Hon Mine ys longer than ¢ are unwilling § A Great at, My. hustand stort heme ‘ ago News This ts quite in line with Mr. Jerome's recent scoring if —— ; of the college graduates tn thia elty for thelr refusal to THE AGE WAS THERE, » 4 do their duty in the recent campaign, and even more| | “Aren't asnamed to manera , i alana OUR GICKET SPECVULAGORS. Ma) Oi oe ns peas Hon Cee 0 “Well, to tell truth." responded Unnatural Parents. In the case of the three child-thieves The sidewalk nuisances that make theatregoing in New York s& the so-called tes. of lamb oes mere of Br the firet duty of the Iaw fe to punish the real - 5 2xpe > me feel a UT le eat eaibelis Be cailiaisa: Cat ince arenthn oct| perilous and expensive. Record 1 what ta adequate for the unnatural parent —_— a ane who tr to @ life of erime? A REFLECTION ¢ HIM. H aes } A SUDDEN CONVERSION. The appearance at Albany of the Allen bill to wipe out the civil-service eligible lists of this city has had the remarkable effect of demonstrating that Tammany fa at| ALBAN heart devoted to the principle of ctvtl-service reform.| ° nunctation of the bill by ex-Alderman | Muh ts an outburst of eloquence not unworthy of the B P—ts the 1 t better days of the Repub! It enco’ es the hope that $ as 4 s ? Tesmmany w ake the firm occasion to put itself ot ne s i record officially as repudiating spoils syst and | CKAWFOF DEAT iD ana : Committing itself irrevocably to the side of reform in| * ene ST re : theory and in practice ' sHe wor ‘ : The bill itself pb Afsioan| |; needed, that the ties spollsman and t : difference between « orig basse y dita to : Mre Bluffkin—You ought to be Petitions avhamed to buy me such a cheap Commuters’ Rluffkin—Not at all, my dear. When an inexpensive one you anata sf ‘ : ; w 2 Out of a buff old roldier so badly about removing n : it at the theatre. : aanitia a i “ ‘ Y { TOO MANY BILI s. SOCIAL DIFFERENCES. : THE RELIEF OF FIFTH ANENLE, — | 4 Thalfivet’taithat canary, ca =e F Sy SAYINGS AN ii remain on the € na. at ah ei) MI ¥ ‘| | i se ied 5 i a | traffic to the paralle ° e i aA at AI il tical resu a a , . tla | experien f fa wor : ’ 7 \ a pli! i vii} i theorizins ~ ® heat | ig \! Ku ‘ Py Aine (yr | off a Smith just now.” A mays there te a law in the States of ‘I have said it before ar If all the men and women who have received pecuniary ald from the late Jonn H Haverly were to attend the tewtiinonial to be given his widow and only daughter this month at the Viec- toria a solid financial success would | he assured. Nobody ever applied to Jack Haveriy’ in vain. No pigger,! kinder heart than his ever beat Poor Maurice Barrymore waa always the dumb bea#t's good friend. Barry wed to travel with pets of all kinds. The large dogs went in the baggage ar; the small ones travelled in his arms and pockets. Nobody who knew btm well would have been the least surprised to mee a snake coed up tn hits collar box, or a coyote slumbering in bis trunk. Animals were his hobby. Anna Marble ts to be congratulated on hor success as press representative of “The Way of the World.” No better press work has ever been don Miss Marble ts a daughter of the Eéward Marble, comedian, with Lotta for many years. Her knowledge of things the- atrical and her career as a journalist have combined to make Miss Marble what whe ta Dresent—one of the best press agents fn the profession. Martha Waldron, whose performance in a play recently given by the pupils of the Stanhope-Wheateroft Schoo! of Acting so pleased Henry Miller that he engaged her for his company on the spot. ‘s @ tall, slender girl with blue eyes, ruddy lips and a wealth of chest nut tr Miss Waldron ts from Cohas- net, Mans This fs her first .erm at school, and will of course de her last, as well JANB GORDON. ————————__ LOVE. KNOWS tre seems to bet : Ae Ray soda’ at seaanaars . < . What id she say to yer?” 3 OT WINTER. @ardine packing ; mew afin’. I putrified her with a glance.’’—From The King. . —_ ehequate; f POT NENES : POP bh- rBxd M988 > o> POOOP P99965-9994-98-94-6-003008OO89 |] The mariner in northern seas, 0 Rood h en eae Held fast in winter's arotic bond, fe LETTE RS FROM THE PEOPLE ON MANY TRG. “indy Ae mummers ae : on . : Kindled by fickle summer's wand FOR HE “LF HAS SAID 11. Gat ra oat Mr. Nixon has peated hi rt t f | Hewa Nad Man ro oce must veua: An painted by a zane orvati " . “ A picture grows before his eyes. , n mn t : the real lender of ‘Tammany and m 1] Men nave com women aue- can't” fewer people Of nun-kissed flelds and noonday husn, give him orders, and any one refuses ‘9 tig ' t . atter’a Aoi LADY STENOGRAPHER. A vision that too quickly dies. Sie fe prepared to re-repent {t. Ho evidently be th [ines dustry ex anional There Is No Such Law. rer rede eel | “Alice in Wonderland,” i ; a: AER To the Editor of The Brening World Peecate Bea pda Ie fi t after ied . Sigh flercely through the leafloss | x a uraes epeotram? — York and Ne " yet the prevalent incredulity as to the genulnoness |”, ma Kelploriatia’ eongel| Wosial Onltiini These! sakes. 10) ore csttstan sens isel oo eilinteees eilee aaa ee 4 att to royal and diploma shes. ote « [ Mr. Nixon's leadership ts rather increased than les-|t: ae a Leen meas ot ene: | to the me Balter of The Bveaing World: | Paratcas, “WwaieR is Sormett,"” “nuatsese || And then your face cide ahae iat " By hy +1 now "coop thee silly telepdone jokes called tn And warma my frogen heart anew, by the frequency of these protestations of Mr | lanreereaaa uae asdvotooves | ‘rhelechan: Gari ti eawdlal eats an ane Alek bali m No more in realms of ice I pine, | '®, Which are now of almost dafly occurrence. Why a ia declared, the w ver, | i) me to call up 164 Broad and ask for Mr. Fish, TO the Pélior of The It's never winter, sweet, with you. |! ‘De noceenary to Inslat on what should be op-|i28, 264 lant for women Sowers Crowded Nassan street, | found 19 my Gingust that wae the telephone | A “Lime inet a practiing phvsician (under the 1 pnilip Hemery in the Chicago @ise do women receive so many rights | 1 the Kditor of The Evening Warld Teenie St tne steer teat Nes Gea Lee pay idiyrcBg aurea ah rit wietee op Journal. her sumber, wanted ah: Bear Neave ‘ecm atnes. mireet 1 pwoay feet too arrow, Te me’ eat! bien wo. Waid" gp ond found 1d ealled ouch law enieia, Which In correct? a8 THE FELINE SENATOR Boe ER. WASHINGTON, D.C est pleasures of the Se Teller, of Colorado, make x minds me of a large pet Ang Z vasa feline way of playing » porters which sometimes + Asperated fox terriers, willing back and whimpering in fear o $909-00428 eeesvee _ THE GROSS- EYED MAN. ed Writes a Poein to botuc Henry. ate ar OrKE BS-d-5-d>- 6c mus: « Man with the Whi porite aides of the int Henry's coming ty with the air of cut tn the Man with th tekers, “I don't share the prejudice against royalty If so Henry of fered to shake hands with ms t 11d feel J hadn't lowered myself in ay te him to tea if’ — ‘tl agree with you.” cortia iJ Cross-Eyed Man “In fact, I've mink my own prejudices so far as to write a little poem tn his honor And before the passengers oo neerted pro- teat he hauled out « typewritten 4 began to declalm “Oh, the cable {s a-humming © ews of Henry's coming And we're dusting off the sohwe kane and polishing the beer And a good time will be foller’n Deacon Hohenzollern; Yea, we'll give Prince Hank a met make him glad he's here With a mien apologetic, yet with manners ttle We will copy German court regin customs, to the 1 letter. , And, though money will be / Hank won't have to do the buying, . For we'll hock our watches to raise to Hoch dee Kater better.” “It'e a grand poem,” praised the Mr Whiskene ‘In fact, grandiloquently poetic “But not as grandiloquentiy poetically grandiloquent, I'm Eyed Man deprecating!) “Oh, well.” patronized the Mar whole lot grandiloquently poet as poetically grandiloquent The Poets have been knighted for | “Yes,” gurgled the vermes. Here they are”~ But at this moment the pasrencers they were up against, and, thr the two friends took thelr depar poetic a» fraid.? 4 twice ew a Cross. wit to realize what { their own, ‘They could not leave tt b J a. P, T. THE MAN WITH HONEST EYES. A business man said that he once devoted half a day to hiring a man whom he needed in his to his advertisement @ great many appileants rejected the first because he would not look The third was poorly dressed. and. thou! whole, they were at least two sizes + , nt that his attire troubled him not the level £ 1 his head high, and, as he approached ¢ kt ed the merchant equarely in the eye He said had no recommenda tion, that he had no business ¢, but that he was willing to do his best to please He was saged on the ances might be indefinitely m an honest eye. That wonderful winlow ie @ gure index to character If you } bright, honest, straightforward lool pay your effort Look up ar those with whom you converse the value of soul, the eye, ¥ not, cultivate It will more then re- meet the eyes of 1 chotce posttion has 1 fearlessly Many been lost through an Indifferent, flinobing eve, and many a coveted position has teen won through a fearless, honest eye. That kind of eye ts better than a hundr -ommenda~ tions Success, PLINY’S SKELETON FOUND. One of a group of sixty #keletons, remains of people who wore buried under the eruption of Vesuvius in A. D. 7, and just unearthed near the « it town of Pompell, ts evi- dently of @ person of great dist be that of Pliny the Elder Pliny was the greatest of Roman acientists, a friend of Vespusin 4 ‘Titus, pro-consul tn Spain and, Admiral of the Roman fleet at Misenus, says the Little Chronicle With a retinue of officers and slaves the Admiral left his ships to approach Vesuvius and study the great eruption, and was suffocated by volcanic gas. His nephew reported that the body was recovered and cremated at Rome, but there Is no other account of the funeral, which for @ person of such distinction would have been a grand ome. It in believed from the late discovery that his party carrted him Into the portico from which the skeletons were taken and that all perished there 1etlon, and ts believed to ORIGIN OF “STATEROOM.” Moat people who have slept on boxes that are called “staterooms the magnificent name was derived A I gives an explanation vf what we hay explained. On the early Missiswippi ston were divided by curtains only. But built wooden partitions in his boats after the various States of the Un popular, and passengers cou! rt would ask: "What State are you putting me in this trip The derivation of the term is pisusible, But were there not “staterooms” on i | pesmengen-meneein-peteve the days of steamt © 5 toy ‘coun steamers in the tiny wondered whence itish « neve an The innovation proved