The evening world. Newspaper, January 31, 1902, Page 8

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Fe Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter i 2,OLUME 42 NO. 14,77 ¥ ding signal John Cade. who ts recognized among railroad men as the expert in the country, yesterday added the weight already favoring The World's single-block + yo the Rafiroad Commissioners. “If the tunnel were made of his opinion to that innel plan When asked me block would De better?” he answered, “Yes. sir, a great teal _ better.” “And safer’” Mr @elay caused in the tunnel by the eighteen-mile~wn-tour schedule ordered by the Commissioners. | morning, and that is nearly double the usual time. and most of the delay / qas in the tunnel.” said Mr. Cade ‘The practical working of the Commission's recommendation proves Fit a remedy worse th " pesure to discomfort and danger, without any corresponding gain in safety Corporation Counsel Rives informa the Board of Aldermen that their power does not extend to the regulation of steam railways in the Central's cate Gory. It is therefore to the Commissioners that (he travelling public must feok for relief. The bill at Albany to “abolish the Commisston as a uselow Durean” will lose much of the eupport it already has if the Commission will riee to the occasion and force upon the road the adoption of The ‘Werlé’s plan ss the only feasible device for the abwalute safety of tunnel Crate. wetter “Yes, sir) safer Cade also testified to the “It took me fifty minutes to get to the city this the disease, {t simply lengthens the time of ex MR. HITCHCOCK'S OPERA BON. The controversy concerning Mr. Thomas Hitchcock's opera box bide fair to become the most momentous social issue of the season) Why ehould a New York society leader fee! it Incumbent upon him, even at the fequest of a dozen Mayors- 5 thing”—to inconventenco himeeif for a German Pri | gure, is the nation’s guest, and entitled to the best we can do for him iu the way of hospitality, but wha of that? In Mr. Hitchcock’s words, “Who fe he, anyway? He's only a snip. a little anip of royalty.’ And what ina = yoyal underling. a paltry Prussian Prince, to an American social sovereign | once engaged in trade, but now an arbiter of elegancies, an autocrat in his own little limited world of fashion? Fully conscious of his social supremacy and as self-important in his | superiority as a Tammany coroner's clerk, Mr Hitchcock “knows his | rights and, knowing, dares maintain.’ But he is giving the wprld a very unenviable exhibition of pig-headed obstinacy and rudeness. green Mayors like Low, wanting to do some- ? The Prince, to be lehats all! rostED ete, He | just dete on poker Bhe-Yes have persiet in staying SUPERSTRENUOLS JONE | TROUBL | ends fort amp Have TOLD ON THE ROAD. ——_———-—- A —_—__—_— biota ook Latte meet The Pickle Man Relates How A LUCKY AMERICAN GIRL. And a ory that rent vie wtijioess brougn: | Baby's Talk Astonished Papa. 4 Pp ¥ It fs not recalled that any feminine member of a President's house- him bounding to the foe a w e there” he shouted anger hold—-not Nellie Grant. nor even Dolly Madison herself —ever received an vat eani cael aerate - much social attention of the kind that is worth while as ts falling to the ‘Oh, doctor came the sad rey Ha ° a or, let me * " PAY lot of Mins Aiice Roosevelt. To make one’s debut in soctety at the White er ft . ‘Save me he hagear . “t © House, with ail the prestige attaching to such an event, and to follow thie | Tc ne aim ‘h TO with the distinction of christening the Kaiser's yacht. and now to go to [They're after me although 1 owes meant to de no wrong s - King Edward's coronation and rank there with royal princeases—this is to | ons Jon eat <aruten ‘ attain a rare culmination of social honors, And it Is @ Joy for Americans det and humble, lowly Jones! by What have 5 + ttl te , is to know that they are merited as bestowed on a girl who is becoming sobbed the wret 5 : what ou keown for her feminine charm and unaffected simplicity of manner onee s ‘ What that simple-minded Democrat, Thomas Jefferson, would have [Tou know me © ee wan # ae . e can,’ sald outs fever struck = wk Sum ax plain as anybody thought of » President's daughter at a coronation ina robe of crimson, with |wrs create ne nelehbors ne anid) hea ermine be hrtseving to the representative of divine right, bas nothing no Dean i k l met af who lover me well, and. pick he tuby, w i to do wit). the ase no more so than what he would think of @ President wha ys crime te anid with coachman and outriders. where he used to hitch his horve at the White [se oct me Tamashed pete . yim on th “ House gate : . 1 = = To-day on Ria i Niewlun > ” mlnd:all tf Pade Ne nd r THE “DTING-IN-HARNESS” IDEA, 7 r om irk x - The Evenine World recently printed an interview with Frederick F vise ; ; . Ames, 1 Wall street broker grown rich at forty. and now about to “quit ane ‘ . : b n the street” and his fortune Yesterday this paper also printed an | *" ; shan knock ee interview with nthe Mtwhich he said) “Why don't my eile T retire and enjoy myself? Re ause the two font go together , “ « can retire and be miserable or | enjoy myself Tm going to y i work. I've seen too many of my yp out and then come back ' “ ' in a few months willing to ny nto the harn smaln : ‘ " i Mr. Amer takes at “ fy wealth He re “ says: ‘ " , Home men will erul. Krul) ru « win | rm the milltc ne acie 2 [si i will pile y santt os ‘ . | Ua - die and thetr heirs « “W . oma . | f forty years old m gh diceine ‘A a "s mountains in & ‘ Mr. Gage is richer than M Am and twenty vea ' the younger man the bett: yoy it! tiring on ® competenc: pleasures than those of m | fering fre un ‘ getting shows him mc etary asto the beat uses | i of wealth. Mr Gage oo sources by his “return to | . . the traces,” as he puts that work with him has fe become as much 4 manifestation of disease as laziness may be with the | At . e nese a habitually idle sAidin net cd aa mi Fo art * . ' ‘ | Commissioner Lindenthal’s suggestion for relieving the crush on the | sna ye gfe Dridge is luminous enough to have been the idea of Presider ‘ie « ay ant He says: “Let more poopie take et also some Brooklynites | ne start from home a }ittle ea places of business a little | ane | longer and go home a little (ater sh is over hi : | Meving the bridge congestion by not the sw ‘ r { boy who said that “pins save many peopie s lives *, | e them. | Letters from the People. . | ‘ | Md ‘ Scores Mam Who Dislikes Langbter.; (4 9 9 re ne ao ens | eee To the Editor of The Brewing Word le Jeparas ariel MB OC writes be bates war us aie | ‘= girls lous. 1 supp Mt ‘ Commit some te) QUERIES AND ANSWERS. | + thought of the sensitive girl whe lovee to aud Lawyer ‘ nak CARR Certs te thtek aay cor They are ® the Keening W Ate thane |Btck Con below the ord: level af ine) Agence 0) ames | ® ere , ( ial ree A COMATIN. 4 | A a simare | Years was (nad DAI Am Annoying Practice. iv X (thse | Wren te itary bal SRA TeaNtn ee oRHe A Te the Witior of The Brea: 4 owiOtient | Attribated to 1 Pine RAE NR Soot Rc ‘We that 11 16 of an eoduring ant comment . A Wieter Wa 8 yond hin expectations ” ” B te Correct. When papa took a shovel and began his z, mapere oa theirs i To the RAltor af The Rvening Worl excavations often he should call and how oft me 0m | A pete that there (9 an Orange County tn New| The sidewalk wasn't half-way clmined ee tien bias ‘ma ‘3 endo botag Sees, 8%" '*"| server, MB bots thas there is net. Which te WAL ee eatle exclatened::| Oh, bother ——— ‘Mies 8 frou - aan } pay some one to do the Jobi” The enow almost killed father! THE SUPERSTRENUOUS TWGRATES Lu. C87. 10000000 By T. E. Powers. eee RD IN PUBLIC LIFE. FPSODOODT9900920000000000 ew ve & > 3 3 3 : CD40 19909444 . President Roosevelt beholds many wondrous manifestations of his gospel of energy. ee ee eee eee eRe ees. | right Step n oN OVER THE PHONE. IN NATURAL MENTAL PROBLEM. They may act friendly you want to be Sut sultation ~ | > zs THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE. ry Hoard asvelling fort’ | AMEE APGHANISTAN refuses ee = = 1 Files one Parade }vdmiit rmdante to bia count Mis + Stone inmomed!” the DYSART. EARL OF has offere Tearn and nerve together Kinnes appoine me chicago id coward establishing materia Form « mbit grand News akew nes this week Te ie 1 tropa of water ‘ aie r ' Para EDWARD VII . r And ara fond Ae . aahenet * . n Sundays . hook written at) the héa iicage Dally News \ { ! 5 Fi k j « o “koa fon wbetruet: ary sate Crimestn wa | tle « wiy—Are sour affects he sidewaih some " suming Mise Eiten ante | te AND, WILLIAM J rofl realty and traly engage au near t mound | M m, his ateen | She (frankly necessarily Andw ra ' morrow in Bul | F140) moths am —Chicago New h arta. na REIT, woome hea Hal Terma Contre |lNwaal Ree o iain ‘ Mre Wed lerly—1 wonder why it 0 ‘ " Facnras on Jattor yy [tha single men ure alwaye the mos « * the wind “ ec Muse Eilen in London 1 yan ef rat * at i E | ¢ Woeader! No, 0 . 1 be Arkansas , ta es ave “ sith ague chille noe )NENOBTA, MARQUIS, of Italy. has de- | 40"t know what war rea . SSA Tia) 1a decoration sent him py the | NO®* Sli innenameN CA Etc | Emperor of Abyssinia, saying 9) r om=—[ am ke a Kise, Taeidaentand f 4 ‘ sigme—l wonder why Simkins has sich jcxtn—t winpone’y stained by Ttulian blood & mania for riding on the street cara jy. sn cn) tnpous You are going to tale ot jor?” - during crush hours. ie eenecn ae . ; AS CHICAGO VIEWS US. Digws—Oh, probably oecause it af oy Teal BOIne ito) cake ft om your cheek.—Chicago News. BREK( | brieandactt — fords him an opportuntt associate *° = alba “Terrible Terry’ has broken into New | with people of standing —Chicag a. | eure Weakwill doesn't sem to te = trom} York's t sailing very smoothly over \.e For thelr hands are sprained from] York'# amart set with a scarlet eweater| Tom—Darling, I know that you are| fortune a spat patting them: upon the ie baataDhraahat bratpesk piv asst going to give me all the kisses I ask! On, but he,has confidence. He sags And they're buyin automobiles and a dan: ch | for, | ‘ ke - 7 stronger —Record-Herald ble nesdi wlll Keep ienitrom ele Mage, Krome of sealskin sacks, Ida—Suppose I fa hstire ¢ Dt ‘ i lev te a, h. well, tt ts certainty leh sh” And cihay ‘ on old Uncle Sam Rik Hf Parenoret ty Jp eur ng Tom—Fall? On, well, tf you fat! tn! —Chicago News, PED ene. Eades sare? 11 souls are not immortal there So = shadbred aitek nite A chance that some day the doetor w For we're. ransoraing Mise, Hien tn ware thesige tie) gay zy THE BOSS BARBER’S RUSE. OUT OF THE TALL GRASS. : ° : One hundred of New York's “leads on Spee ss — Diksdnees Guan'’ arelaplagiter give lerine ve got a star system for keeping “Chaunce 3wivvle bought @ ODD HAPPENINGS. Henry. a banquet: 7 fe will doubt-|t@>8 9n my men and for finding out new tle last week. Can he be pene | lees be very much interented when each| “Meh of them aldesten the non-tlpping | aprucing up for No. 4? Tyrone Gila) A pair of enterprising Surglare vis + the hundred tella him what line hejcustomer,”” sald the boss barber. ‘1 Coroner. 1 Ne ©, one night last week! iy in pally News noticed that they le other way | The nameless miscreants who painted ory frame bulld-| “owing to th at mide and the weat [OF tls reached for the ‘trust’ razor/our office cat pink need hope tdr pe day] side in New York wide] Whenever a man entered who wasn't {merey when red. Our motto ie Mt. | onen’? Sunday the in the habit of tipping, But when a! “Justice, Not Campgow Bule nad | irrigated. —Ree man easily ed from hin coin) ietin valo came in there would twelve barbers | Sol Pertingtil has put a yale lock ow scene in injured in the rush to get his trade. oh house door. let our ee elle i M denied this, but I soon got contemporary, the Clarion, look pefore the How did Ido it?) Why [elsewhere for his poultry.—Jonesville aad Guar: differen: | Argus " the other er checks! Our eateemed and town ur ed dl genial fellowet ie ‘id woman who was n day wan 7 Nis Lith ae 5 . Ue eRR LORE "}man, Zeke MoAloo, is erecting a taste: * Ren ‘And the funny | fal and ornate woodshed at the rear nade from the regu st wondering | of hia palatial residence on Wymnockie ar edure OX Grand Jory, thirty avenu Who says our burg isn't grows x comm a ing?—Pompton (N. J.) Herald “ baa ait st ks and a Benen : Ac ord ng 10) the calculations of a INTERESTING STATISTICS, ya ex under t Kansas ‘niversity profens > ROO! $ Hon, James 1+ wind blew 117,20 miles in the Suni Chonan lash reeenligl rama rean nn WHY ROOSEVELT OPPOSES WAR, Hament. deotit » dur 9 7 . » . F ty Lid . tac thane a ae ae Rtelaitd “t} made up of thirty-five wards Philade: the unive: y @ ‘vatory he average nia has forty-one. Yor sixty Me., some a Keepers! height of the wind for the year was] «ix EAs RESO ety he obey the Hauor law, but ry to be | 13) miles hour, or 32 miles a day i big: good und have things convivial, too.]Commenting on these figures, thi os - Angeles claims to have a more] pressed the hope that the Monroe doo eritpaeateaichitan vertlseen or verves that] complete street-ratiroad system than|trine might not lead the Government Ryan uou tian rane s Wind had blown wteadiy | 22S other city of its size in the country,| into war with any forelgn power the Jn mteina?” “After theatre hav rarebit with root beer drawn from the Order a toby of lemon soda| all around Five yard carried In it circum! mes.” of paper would have travelled the of the globe about five ee ) at with the lobster," in four years is the rate] President replied: “War? Do you thints ater pouring over the| I'm going to have ears away Fock” coo) up. here in the Wa at . Ww suse pot! : { ) an