The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1901, Page 8

THE WORLD H’S COMICS. — NT IT STRANGE PEO oo de Sew eee will usually wear his ha’ While the man whose head POAPIBL 3656-6 I will stand ugeinst me por- she recognizes me!" 1, Hammand, the Star—'Tis me! Twill pick ft up 3. “She drops her handkerchief! hance she will smile!” imenily fence AN ABSENT-MINDED MAN, EOE John—How amusing! Je to the plant. BYE OCLED PP HHLOCE GHEE 80 he will have it handy A good Joke on me! ; PSPCLtESS LESTE? eGo viedew dl] was how to get a drink! He had NO. 14,633. Published by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to @& PARK ROW, New York. Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matte! A DOG STORY WITH ONE HERO AND TWO TYPICAL VILLAINS. han has been a patrolman on the New York police force Me sinee 1S demerits— In those erty years he has had but thr each merely for lateness at roll eall. Last Sunday he requested a man to tie up or otherwise put uader control a big bulldog whieh he had brought with him to the in the Park That i n politely asked a man to obey one of asing ina Mona nsom, conn the very best park rules for the protection of YESns ov FAITH dogs at large. ¢ 4 The man did as requested. But a gam- Qeececccccceeds |. : bler, a friend of Devery and a ‘ : the publie—the rule agai + ranger to the inan with the dog. had overheard the diseussion. Te said to his friends: “Just see me take down that eop.” abuse and thr And he proceeded to And the next day lis gambler’s friend, Devery, summoned Monahan to headquarters, denounced } aten the faithful old policeman. im, refused to make a charge, but declared that he ipline him by transferring him. The old policeman said: “No, you'll have no opportunity to do that. rame into the depart- ment as a man and I want to leave it as one. I have never had a charge preferred against me until now, and this Is too late in the day to submit to any disciplining without cause. would dis I have dono nothing but my plain duty and { shall hand in my resignation this very day rather than stand for being transferred.” And as soon as Devery carried out his threat, Monahan kept his promise and left the foyee “like a man.” It is difficult to say whether this story is more important as a story of heroism or as a story of the degrading corruption of the powers in control of the police foree. Tt ought to be an inspiration to thonsands of honest policemen, an incentive to tens of thousands ol voters, Devery's attack on Marrinan yesterday, in which he violated not only the rules of deceney but also the expli-it rules of the Police Department—the very laws which he sits as judee to enforee—gives a sharper, a more painful point to this story of Monahan. THE BLESSINGS OF A WRITTEN CONSTITUTION, Tt is in times like these that we ought to feel thankful that we live under “a government of laws, not men,” and above all that we live under a written Constitution. Tako up any newspaper you please, any peace ened morning or evening, for the past seven days, S$ wenemanivas 22d turn to the “Letters from the People.” $ rEo ¢ You find scores upon scores of proposals to violate the Constitution in many of its most vital parts; to make laws that are not only against its letter but utterly contrary to its spirit; laws, moreover, which if they could be mado and enforced would hit all sorts and conditions of people harder than they would hit the Anarchists. Some of these doctors propose punishments for future would-be assassins which are worthy of the middle-ages genius for cruelty. But the Constitution bars the way with its prohibition of all “cruel and unusual punishments.” Mececccccccoeys $ WILD Pro- Others of them want Congress to declare an assault upon a President, Vice-President or Cabinet officer to be “high treason.” But “high treason” is a thing un- known to American law, and the Constitution again bars the way with its declaration that nothing can be treason here except “levying war upon the United State: The people who offer these impossible and hi ve useless sug: gestions are well-meaning; they are tilled with a very just anger at had engaged a oo stall} here wax another fellow who dally “t “y was in the | patrolled the ‘apace.’ He had a cork les. of wit a ‘y borrowed a} He wanted a drink badly one day and HL stove of shaped variety {pawned his artificial imb, Now be moa nelgabor built a fire In|} walks with a erutch, kot thoroughly warmed and then| ‘In one of the pawnshops on the tohed out upon the Moor to steep. you will see a set of falso teeth. *Atan early ho xt morning one of them awoke tn a cold sweat, ht If fam not mistaken they are exhibited fa the window, Untit a year ago they Ing Uke a leaf, ‘The tire had gong out; were {n the mouth of a otice pretty dam-{ months, one, two and four years) will , Se fell from grace, however, by | be sent fyr 19 cents, # taking fo drink, jo | because he: wanted whiskey.’*: and the room. was tke. an tce-hou The frat thing that crossed bin mi: ind) pawned! her teeth o> | Pulltser Buliding,. New, Xo! # & BEAU Troubled Like Many Others. — [ax often as agreeable, This is not strong Dear Mreloayer enough to blister and skin the face in lam a young girl) and like many | AVerage cases. It may be Increased or others I am troubied with freckles, 1 |Teduced In strength by adding to or tak- ling from the amount of dichloride of mercury. Do not forget that this last Ingredient 1s a powerful potson and should be kept out of the reach of enil- dren and ignorant persona, | wax tolt many remedies, but have tried none, Would you be kind enough to eis what * remove the freckles and’ not injure the skint 9c. ILS. LL freckles are not alike, and al remedy that will be effective for one will not avail for another pegs ‘To Remove Pimp! A Totlon that will not Irritate one's | Dear Mer. Aze: skin will cause inflammation in an-| Kindiy advise me: how to get rid of other, It fe impossible to foretell, 1] P!mples on the face. er 1 squeeze really think the bleach for which I give |them out they become red spots you formula ts the most satisfactory of E. B All the freckle fotiona, It will not injure do not tamper with then. Fossatt Cream.—Lanoline, 6 grams; aweet al- mond oll, grams; sulphur, precipitated, Sgrams; oxide of zinc, 214 Krams; vii extract, 43 @ram. Place the sulpyur and zinc firs: tn the mortar, then add the ir akin if t that ta, a Formuta for f jereury in Aistitiod water, 1 to lotion is properly used rding to directions Bleach.—Bichloride arse powder, 10 grains: it. Agitate the two ‘a Tie this ointment for the pimples and complete solution OW TO BECOME TIFUL. GUIDE TO GOOD LOOKS. By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. nd Viole oxes. Keep tn otnte Apply a very Hithe of the tment to each pimp Make the ap» plication at Aight and Iet the cream ree main on until morning. Wash away with water and a pure hugienic soap. Repince Lost Formula, Dear Mre Aver Kindly give me a good skin whitener Thad « formula which you gave in The World, but I've lost ft. A STUDEST, HE formula 1 give you is excel nt to as a Mauid powder skin whitener. For whitening Me skin—Pure oxide of zine, 1 ounces glycerine, 1 dram, rose water, 4 ounces essence of rose, 15 drops, Sift the alne, dissolving it in just enough of the ro: water to ce ft, then 4 Next the remainder of water, Shake well and apply oft sponge or w bit of antiseptic before the 1 the gipcer rose a the with o Id one-half ounce of | almond oll, a Mttle at n time, until al ‘rhe face must be wiped o glycerine, Apply with : small_syonge | mmooth paste Ix formed: next add lano- Hiquid dries or it will be streaked. TO-DAV’S bOVE STORY. WAITENED HAIR. shook {t off. Then I dug a match out of my pocket and struck it. That's where my halr began to turn white. “The place was swarming with tle spiders, 1 thought, but as the flickered and flared I looked up at companion. His face was deadly white and he hissed at me “ ‘Tarantulas’ “The horrible things had been brought train?” (Copyright, IML, by Dally Story Pub. C2.) ONDUCTOR SHAFFER of No. 6 Jet himeelf down from the rear of hin train it oame to a stand- sult, A white-haired man ut from under the ear near which he as standing. It was evident that the stranger had beon atealing a ride, and he was dirty and begrimed. “Joe Jordan. by thunder! sald C ductor Shaffer “What you delng under that Ming the rods, ‘ou are a reguiar bum, then?" “Yep, pretty: much, You ame, it is Ike this, Shaff. It's five years sis.ce } dropped out. Not one single person that | knew or that knew me in the old days bas ever seen me or spoken to me since then until [ ranacross youthis morning. ‘There wax no one dependent upon me, and fo one that cared, 1 guess. You know that 1 was running pretty strong with Mary Parr then for a time, and although she is married oo “What's that? Well, [ain't ashamed to say that 1 though: a lot of her, and ff things had kone differently maybe 1 would have had a passenger run by this time. One evening Mary and 1 had a little spat— didn't amount to much, but we thought ft did—and that settled tt, Then { heard that she was going with Henry Weber. a machinist in the shons, and so I kind of dropped out. Left the soad and worked all over for a time. Then I got to travelling about a bit and soon I was on the bum. About my white head? 1 had been wandering down through the Eastern States some three years ago, and one night TJanded at Lancaster, Pa. Myself And another young fellow climbed into a box oar londed with bananas, “It did not seem that I had been asleep very long when I was awakened by my companion. “There came creeping ou n= the from some Southern country in bunches of bananas. “A bite from any one of the ugly crea- turee meant death. “1 could hear my compantion’s teeth chattering and 1 knew that he was in an agony of fear. What's to be done?” he gasped “Sit perfectly still,’ sald 1. ‘Don't snove nor brush one of them off. even If It crawls on your face, Have you the nerve to do it? ‘No, no, My God, I shall be insane something in this car,’ pald he, “Of course there Is, I patd, about to fall asleep again batty | pmething crawling, fee} them?” “1 did feel something on my hand and Don't you in a few minutes.’ ‘Suddenly omy companion gave @ scream and began beating the alr and fighting ihe tarantulas odor from the insects that he had crushed and from the ripe fruit was in itse'f overpowering, and {t is not furprising that I soon became un- onsclous. And that no doubt saved my Ife and reason At Inst the car was cpenea and I was released. J won't’ trouble you with all those detalls, but they found the vody of my companion. It was wollen » horrible size and a fearful thing to ame out my hair Was like It te although you know, Shaft, I am Jess than thirty." “T have had me darned queer stories: told me. Joe Jordan, but that takes the cake. Who told you that Mary Pare was married? Nobody; just knew ft. that wns all." Well, you are the blamdest {dlot. That girl has Just been sitting around and waiting for some one, and nmst people think {t is you. My wife was saye ing to me only the other day that 1f Mary was pining for that Joe Jordan she better look out or she would en@ up an maid, because the Lord only knew whether he was in the land of t Hyving, “Reckon most people would think was losing time waltin old whitehatred tramp, z The queer looking tramp sat a long time watching the scenery rushing by, but ft fs doubtful tz he saw any of tt. When the conductor came along the next time he Icoked up and remarked: ff, do you reckon 1 could on the old LN. & W. ne nothing to queer yourself, get back “Ain't have you Not that 1 keow of, “Well, the old n always spoke mighty well of you, and if there 1s nething doing for you on that roed, £ have got a pretty good pull over here iryself, You drop off at home with me, and we will see about fixing you up @ Lit before you tackle him.” WILL MONEY EVER DISP Must Not ect Miracles. 8:2 DPROBD DODDS O-8| Vo the Faitor of Tae Evening World SET Iris will continue to marry poor The Evening | 150-word Send B10 for the beat letter on this subject. letter to ‘Four-Million Bride fditor, Evening World, P. 0. Box 1.354, New York Ctty.!” young men, How could a young man on a small salary give millions to his pride? Young iniddle-class brides will | not expect miracles, and will be con- | tented with the salary, large or small, of thelr prospective husbands Mre. LOUISE A. ROBINSON, Brooklyn. BO-br8 ‘as life has passtons: as long as life s Woes.” Woman was made to be Woman Made to Be Loved. as to what and titled striking for, asked him plumply if he had any ob- fection to telling where his army was bound. “Not the least,” said Sherman, ‘Then leaning over, he whispered in hin guest's car, but ao loudly that overy- body e:so in the tent oyorheard It, ‘We are Kolng pretty, much where .we damn The pattern + em, sizes alx Scnd money to “Cashier, TH World, | purchasable as it is wacontroilable. LACE LOVE? zh conquering nearly everything in its rd ma ; but there are some things ft cannot conquer, thovgh:, pa- trlot(sm, honor and love—love of jus Uce, love of our fellow-men and last, bunt by no means least, the love of a true woman's heart. ‘This love {s une It springs to Ife spontaneously and ts the spark withta which teaches us to be- Meve In Immortality; it 4s this within us that {= Ike to God, for there is no fault that love will not forgive. no de- But he, remembering those still hours The dream made so elo- quent— ‘The waving grass, the summer sky, ‘The purple — hillside—smiled, content, ‘otchum, {n the New the cowardly, eauseless 1 wether i nae } Tu the Bit of Tae Evening World z Will not cover, Nothingéin this he ve Hy, eausel nnd altogether abominable act of Ozolgosz Se a eT raeindverseiha loved and whe canmot change more read: | fort ie PEO) Goyer SOREL Nae scescoeetes and in the heat of their wrath they talk with-[ereation and will continue down | fly than (excuse thin tme-worn adage | ey can buy tt, ’ ¢ COMMON SENSE ont thinking. through all the ages, Apparently more | 4 Jvepard can alter his spots. | + HELDN REVERTY, + Also WL 4 te tmarrlages wre made for the golden E.G. A., Brooklyn, N.Y. 112 Kront street. 3 REMAIN, ’ Presently, in ten days at furthest. all this] shekels. but this ts because the news: Marry an Honest Man. =e eocee. — . : bes papers do not print long frst-page Col- | ry ine raitor of ‘The Evening World: Bt D9 DOP--5-93640966696OGR> KS ceeerer2 motional effervescence will have passed—and | umns about such « commonplace wub- |") think the best way 1s to marry a <i rien o the Constitution will remain; also the average American man’s gift tet, a love: Tt Me sald that all man who is able to keep you comfort-1.5 SONG OF THE SINGER. £ world loves a lover,” yet this Jaded | ably and by so dolng make your way tn AY long upon the dreaming ‘3 of Common Sense; also abundant ways and weans of protecting our| planet always prefers to hear of al ihe world by climbing up the ladder | D hilt he ; ; . multi-milllonatre destowing —prectour| one step at a time, slow but sure, until |: One watched the {dle hours Presidents and upholding the laws against the liwless. jewoln on (he woman who has aold her-| you reach the top, and you may never | taaeley, abe she ase maT terest iS Ke Mee ESD J neit for the mithy lucre, The Mttle | got nn tyr an to have millions, but |’! ang nad no thought of other ‘s F THE FUN F blind god Iaugha at those who believe] you'll have something which will belong thing o fe | is power In diminishing, for well he] to you and which you know was hon- shaniweving grass! aodi/eomee NATURAL LUCK. knows that he will hold y 1 estly earned by hard labor and which mer aky. eo ore pp ec sedi Ses = no one else can claim. ab a Whee manted the hare, “I never expected to get away from those dogs. I 0m Mrs, 1, SEBFELDT, And all the widing scents and 2 RRR AT a ee I a cy 1, Brooklyn. sounds > “Of course you are," replied the fox, “and t's all due to those rabbit's feet OR HOME AS Hull atreete Brook heise lavishchoncied ee seuaon ie, you carry around with you."—Philadelphia Press. ERS, Love WII Always Rale. aie 4 0-0. DRESSMAK! R Yo the Raltor of The Evening World: . He made hia own and prisoned $ WHY SHE sTorPEn. ‘The {dea that money will ever displace peer 2 Confiding Biranner nat wirl was Mirting hard with me two ininues ago,| The Evening World’s Daily eee uame Toot Aeiwellit Within the little songs he 2 and now she won't look at ime s A 4 wrought. ag Perhaps that's because she saw me come in, Im her hus Fashion Hint. there are girls who have an atom of : > ___ common sense in thelr make-up they While he was singing in the w ‘To cut this dress for a child of two| will marry the man and that man only Conn ee years of age 21-2 yards of material 32/to whom they have given their love.]® sis busy brethren bought and “5 Hh ist f‘ inches wide will be required, with 1-4] Whecher he ts able to give them a cot-| 2 ‘sold Ks ssmaker's bill ts zwice ais mitch as 1 expeciea yard of tucking and 27-8 yards of in-l tage or a marsion it will not matter in} and got them place and cir- 2 raphealle An but expected it would be twice as much] Sertion to trim as flustrated. their deciaton, For where love reigns] ¢) cumstance, o ‘ eaaleaweuline ei in a heart where Jt holds full aay]; And.all the pride and pomp of “Hut itis Geyice as much as that! there is no gold or silver that can equal] @ gold. 2 = ft In ite richness, And our girls will} & 3 HEAT ever rorpekat! © But when the night came with * “How did your progre whist party come ou Mrs.’ OSCAR ANDERSON, the stars, Ws C3 “Oh, it progressed all rigat, until the players began to pair off and seek some Riveratde, Conn. And on her hills her ellence laid, 3 er Where they could play hearts Petal eu tnpacahacable He, homeward turning, bore with % ee eS Das Sie i 4 him » To the Editor of The Evening Worl Naught save the carcless songs ‘> WHEN THIRST INSPIRES. No matter how opimistle our view rite + f the present age may be, we canno ‘ HEAT won't some people do tof money, and the next thought was how ae wae the money power ts. mighty “Oh; Prodigal! his brothers ix tain a drink of liquor?’ anid |to get some, An idea struck lim. With: — = erted, > the day Ldeut Charte J out disturbing his companions he #elzed GEN. SHERMAN’S ANSWER “Anll hive you done no better & ral Voller Dine) the stove in hin arms and vrocesded to nS: BIBUOEAN Twas fond of. Ine tina? 4 Bat ne of t un-| the nearest Junkshop, where he sold most approachable men wko ever And tw 1 thus you spend your % oover heard of wae a trick [it for a zmati amount and got his Urink, cae raalded a’greatiarmy, | DUrINg pas ¢ A Marsh Market space hobo (It is not necereary to add that he and Nini taahouetormpren tok thet seat! both Toidreaty. inv sunshine and.to ls of hin ee four | his friends parted company re Nautatd pil Bobih eke erarceomplotelys sing?” > point he was one day an eld] 4 Georgia planter, who had called at hts headquarters and enjoyed Mls good cheer, | |