The evening world. Newspaper, September 11, 1901, Page 8

fHE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 11, HOWARTH’S COMICS. ISN'T IT STRANGE— if he was n will treat her daughter's lover aa as if he was th rty ¢ AMATEUR MAGIC. 1, Parlor Magician (aside) the copper! Tl have some fun with 2. Oflicer—Here, wo ‘, officer, who owns this rabbit? 4 plain.” 2. “An' where did you git this snake and that pigeon, hey?" + desperate criminal, Yer Honor. 1 think ad Hausen. Repairing + NO ; Y id--Dear me, my hair {s all loose; but then you % o unexpectedly, you know! Yet two months after he is “Come on to the station with me forthwith an’ ex- an ol country AN MISSTATEME POP GLL99E-498099994008:4-49500000 2:8-4-66890000000006-00000000 | worruk.”—Philadelphia Bulletin, NO. 14,631. Published by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to 68 PARK ROW, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York 2s Second-Class Mall Matter. MR. M'KINLEY’S WONDERFUL STAYING POWER. | Not the least interesting side of President McKinley’s case is the testimony it hears to the efficiency of good habits in defending and prolonging a man’s life. At fifty-eight years of age, after bearing the strain of a life that was arduous in youth, strenuous in early manhood and filled latterly with the exhaust- ing cares and burdens of the Presidency, William McKinley was suddenly called upon experience that put his vital powers to an ex- RV § HUURITION oF | DWER. r) . Qececccccocoed to pass through an treme test. Dr. McBurney, speaking of the wonderful staying power the President has shown, says, “It is marvellous and is worthy of the study of men who are eapable of understanding such matters.” But the reason why Mr. McKinley rallied so quickly is no Every intelligent man can understand it as well as the doc- Mr. MeKinley has always been a man of wholesome habits, consequently he has a great reserve fund of vital strength. When he was suddenly shot down he was able to draw heavily on that fund —and if he lives he will owe his life to that fact, and to the prompt attendance of competent surgeons. Except that he has been a rather too enthusiastic smoker, Mr. MeKinley’s habits have been all such as to promote health and lengthen life. And that is why the doctors are all wondering at the facts that he has never shown much effect of the shock of the shoot- ing; that after the operation he had no sinking spell, such as quite usually follows; that within four days of the attack upon him he is joking with the doctors and wanting to know when he is to have a meal and why he can’t read the newspapers. Better than a whole library of books on hygiene and health and the art of living long is this one distinguished example of how good habits regularly followed from youth up will fortify a man to withstand the severest of secret, tors, married treat him ents, o. AN EXAMPLE THAT TEACHES rs MORE THAN ¢ 3 BOOKS. 3 Decccccceces. ¢ bodily mishaps. A ROMANCIST AND AARON BURR. Truth is stranger and history is generally esteemed to be in- tinitely stronger than fiction. Yet there are many in this day who presume to “tell fictions like to truth” and with the pen of imagina- tion to try issues with history itself. t's this under your coat? Not long ago there came from the pen of a charming young woman an attempt to redeem through the medium of a historical novel the repute of a certain rakish prince of an older Brit. Less fascinating, but not less earnest, and hound to stir up much debate in this land, is the fresh literary effort of an American writer who now secks to put new clothes on the memory of Aaron Burr. In producing his “Blennerhassett,” Mr. Charles Feltin Pidgin seems to have accepted the dictum of Plutarch that “so very difficult nu matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.” Therefore he undertakes to point out truth by romance. But he wants it understood that he does the thing conscientiously. In his preface he says: If the gharacters fn this romance did not do the things or say the words attributed to them, from what they did do or say {t seems fair and proper to infer that they would have done or sald them had occasion offered or circumstances been propitious. ry ¢ op M Deccccecccceed Nothing could be more frank than this confession of the adap- tation of imagination to method. Nor could there be an easier indicated process of amending history to suit individual ideas. Mr, Pidgin represents Burr as a most remarkable American, who bore “a weight of eobloquy and calumny” and never made answer “by voice or pen.” History as most people read it raises a dey Qeesecsececeeo of extended expression from Burr's pen after AFTER THAT ¢ nisTanine . : the utterane of his pistol at Weehawken. ¢ IN THE 3 it is a delicate task to attempt to make a DesecereesseeO nant ed'hero out of a man whose escape from founded on a Scotch verdict, “not proven;” a man who with all his acknowledged talents and a quarter of a century of subsequent living was unable to appeal from the treason jury to the larger one of his contemporaries. We fear Mr, Pidgin’s case is also “not proven.” the penalty for treason is HE BROKE IT GENTLY. WCE: Soleus wast itis ber Fa sitsk iow a Itttle cut he'd got over the lives, matam?* Not at all. For mercy’s aake"— The Mr. Upjohn that runs the bank?" Je Je an offoer in the bank.” The Mr. Upjohn that went down- town on a trolley car thls morning?” “presume he went on a trolley car. What ‘im he the Mr, Upjohn that that horrible street-car accident?” “IT haven't heard of his being tn any street-car accident.” “Didn't hear ‘al Je fon't in, is he, ma'am?” he's" me's John U. Upjohn, isn't it? ‘es, that's his name.” ‘Then he's the same man. He won't be here for an hour or two, 1 guess “cause he's stoppin’ to have one of hi teeth tightened that got knocked a litt: Dit loose when he was jumpin’ out o° ger, know." “Little boy, tell me the whole story, I think I can bear it now.” att Es Fy he'd sprained his ¥ . “Well, ma‘am, he's in the hosplitu: | ut o' the car when tho . le pL aa ada ith four ibe broke an" ona lege in a fr tT H is ness nocked yi 0, my ttle boy, you frighten me. | sideways. hee gettin’ eee What has right, an’ he'll be out an here’ “Didn't hear how he run Into a drug | (oe tein store for a plece o' court plaster to ton Trave! ] “GOOD-BY, DOLLY GRAY.” ho was it who said he'd rather make the eongs than the lawe of the n't know, but I'd rather make the laws for the people who make the songs nowaday "Philadelphia Pres —————— KED AND ANSWERED. “Professor,” eaid Miss Gidday, “you've made a study of humen nature. Now, at What age would you say the average man of inteliigence is most likely to Tenderfoot—But_ you they were bill collectors. Pisen Peter—That's what sald they air, young fellow, mrhegrvevont Bill Be tkuat ine promptly replied Prof. Oldbache.—Philadeiphia Press. —____¢2___ horse thief, yonder, an’ ONE QUALIFICATION FOR IT. in’ ts It thrue that yer mon's got a position on the they're a-goln’ fur Coyote Bill, the stage robber. “Yis, indade, Mrs. O'Hoolihan. An’ phwy not? He wan after gittin’ too fat Remedy for Sanharn, Dear stra, Azer: Kindly give me a remedy for sun- burn and softening of the akin. Trenton, N. J, Mrs. R.A. B. RESH almonds, blanched, 1 ounce. P Pound In a marble mortar, add, lit- tle by little, 16 ounces of ronewater. When these are perfectly blended add 18 of an ounce of pulverized borax and 1-4 of an ounce of tincture of benzoin. The benzoin must be added drop by drop. Then strain, when the lotion is ready for use. It may be applied several times a cay. She Deatres the Impo Dear Mra. Ayer Tam a working girl and you to give me some simple remedy for enlarging my bust, as I am too small for my size. AL ALD. Bt. Joseph, Mo. HERE Is no euch thing as a simple remedy to make the bust larger. I give you a formula for a cream which ix said to ald when used with Massage In developing the bust, You should take gymnastic exercises for the chest, eat simple, wholesome food and sleep in a well-ventilated room. Skin Food.—White wax, 1 oun maceti, 1 ounce; lanoline, 2 oun almond ofl, 4 ounces; cocoanut ounces; tincture of benzoin, 39 dro} orange flower water, 2 ounces. Melt the first five ingredients together. Take off ble, oil, would like! OW TO BECOME w & BEAUTIFUL GUIDE TO GOOD LOOKS. By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. the fire and beat until nearly cold, add- by ing. (tte little, the benzoin, and lastly th ice Mower water. ‘There's no such thing as developing | the bust by magic. Elect Immediate. Dear Mrs. fadly | K | hydrogen for) of Peroxide In Ayer n how to use peroxide of mtching the hatr. Have washed my hatr and applied the hydro- n. Shall tow and then wash e hair It again, or u: without washing the halr again? How | long before you can tell what color it han bleached phe halt? A READER, Annandale, N. J. hair should always be per- ty el and dry before apply- peroxide of hydrogen. ltent within a few hours the effect | application ¢ xide upon the As soon as ris thorough after the application the effect Is shown Rhubarb lair Beach, Dear Stra, Ayer | Kindly give me a formula my hair light. I don't ike T thought you will use 5 wuld tell me keep my hair air rT is, Mo. Is the safest wash to use for keeping the hair Mx ‘The hair look Nght y keepit very dry and free from cils 0 frequent shampooing. You ‘might the rhubarb wash. It ts harmless am it may be all that you require. It tp made gf equal parts of honey and hus barb atalks. Steep in three parts ef Let stand for twe 1 strain and use as a lotion, ing the entire hair. This wash supposed to make light hair very mu dryer and mores When the Dear Mrs T have fine looking teeth, white and But the upper gums have adually desun to shrink and the roote and in this way {t will ere the teeth will drop out without having on them as much as a What Is the cause and how , AR NLY a dentist can tel by careful ‘examination of your mouth the cause of the condition you de seribe, T can give you a wash for shrinking gums, but you untloudtedly atituti 1 treatment, I think you should certainly have the advice of ja skilful surgeon dentist. | Lotion for Shrinking Gume—Gum mas tie. powdered, 2 drams; gum arable, 31-2 jdrams; ba n of Peru, 13 dram; orange flower water, 6 ounces. Make oan emulsion and then add gradually, with continual agitation, three grame f tincture of myrrh. Use frequently to wash tho mouth and rinse the gums, TO-DAY’S LOVE STORY. (Copyright, 1901, by Dally Story Pub. Co) ROM a low cottage door on a green mountain slope Else looked won- deringly across the narrow creek valley. The nolee of a great commotion came to her ears, The pit mouths Kave up men Inatead of coal and they shouted and threw up their hands ex cltedly. There was no fear of an explosion. She knew that excitement, This w something unclassifi Why had the miners quit at 3 o'clock , men) the Was it her ft Danny In the afternoon? Had any been hurt or murdered? father or brother? Was Brownell? Then her heart beat fast, She saw many women running down the cliff path, hatless and with their bables tn their arms. Else, jong limbed and youthful, caught up with Lige Fletcher's wife, who was trying to hurry with her three-months-old twins. Wille, her tall brother of ran toward her. “Boss gi’ Danny his time ‘long o' t mule.” “Danny?” Ant we've quit!’ yelled a bystander; “we've quit,’ lx hunnerd o° us, ‘tell Danny goes back!" She pushed through the — excited crowd of men to the pit mouth, The cars) Were running out filled with miners, binck, half blind, curtous. A word and they shouted with the rea We mus’ ha’ Danny back" The mine boss leaned agains’ a post, hig. brutal and scowling. “They he'll go in and fetch out Crazy BUI!" he ct , “an lick ‘im good be- fore me. ile's been mean all day. Dan Brownell's foollah about the mule. Afteen, | Back to work, me! But an ominous growl rhe crowd. | Else slipped up behind Danny, so con- fident and handsome. He replied in werds that stirred her heart. “Cl not whip the mule In or out,” sald he, “for he will soon get over his stubborn spell. If he'll come out quiet ran through | “Never mind ust n’ don't beat the mul is the safe wot In th No on ‘The mi had te 2 boss the low and an exelted group was c WILL MONEY a No Chance. ening Workt Money It To the Ealtor of The I go not think for one moment that) the gift of this man to his bride of $4,000,000 will in the least affect the girin of the future In any way. Why should {tt Methinks girls have and use as much common sense In these days as they did in days of yore. And why, I nak agaln, ought a few or many dollars affect what God chooses for His people? Does not Nature mate her own?—or God in Nature? And do we not often see in the worthy, simple folk a happiness 4, i OR HOME DRESSMAKERS, Daily The Evening World's Fashion Hint. this middy sult for a boy of of mi ‘To six years of age, 41-4 yards terial 277 Inches wide, 2 a 44 inches wide or 21-3 yards 5) Inches wide will be required. ‘The pattern (No. 3,922, four, six, clght and ten years) will be sent for 10 vents. Send money to “Cashier, The World, Bullding,’New Yorks City,” Woessps Shotgun barrels flashed EVER DS that money could not pureh: sure no honor, ir} would ‘ket value upon herself or for that white pertahes. ‘Ther wealth nd true love a! and, things being tind thelr mate displace true . THOMAS, | Capta WH Never Fail, | ‘To tue Haltor of The Evening World j Just lone as we humans llve,| Dreathe and have our being on this) world of ours, will Dan Cupld do busl- ness at the same old altar old way, There may possibly Umited few, actuated by Paasions, mercenary, ambitious, shrewd, who will probably paus sider their chances relative to uniting with unlimited wealth; but the seed) thus sown will be but a drop in the bucket, for a much stronger lacentl than mere gold will have to stem the tide of hot-blooded, {mpetuous youth,| to put Dan Cupld out of busine RT. N., No. Atlantic. avenue, Brooklyn. Woman WII Cling to Love. Tu the Editor of The Evening World: the grosser or i [tually grinned. >| in the samel + — THE ARBITER. By Elizabeth C. Waltz the sunlisht. Danny laughed good-naturedly. “We'll all be shot, boys, ‘long o° chat Crazy Bill, Stand together, Here comeg. that whole coal company Seeing reinforcements at hand, ths mine boss seized Danny by the collar. Ifere, you're the ringleader! Now. you'll find your place." There was an angry roar amd rush and the man was jostled and drawn firmly into the crow “Oh, you will try dirty tricks, thea? Now we've got you an’ we'll hol’ you? Lusty he erfed for help, but what could six persons do against six hus dred? One man stood forward, tall and calm. A few of the men knew dim for the general manager of the company. and seldom seen at the mines, “What's up, my men?" Danny told him in a few terse- eam tences. y sounded hurorous, ‘The general manager Istened and ae The grin grew into & laugh and was actually infectious, The | strikers laughed with him, “A mule and a mutiny,” general manager, “and rebel? As if n stage cue had been given, Crazy Bul walked out of the mine mouth, Hlis rusty chains dragged behind ot but hix head was proudly erect. back, cYnging to his collar, her brafds unfastened ty her , her face sooty and streaked. saw no one but Danny, and to iter young eyes all alight, she observed the where ts the I brung out Crazy BIN, Danny! He knows vou allers lemme ride ‘im, Now the o need for any strike. I fetched ‘Inv out ‘thout a lek, Danny!" How the men shouted! LACE LOWE? +a Weman who gave up $20,000,000 and, more precious, a mother's love to marry the man she loved. Women are begin- ning: reallze that single thetr life lacks zest, Is onty half-ltved. Whereas women used to be looking for money, | nen now depart from an unwritten oode honor that forbade being supported by a woman's money and are now seek- Ing wives with money. Woman's love for a husband cannot be bought with gold, although her love for gold will often bind her Ife to his. ‘The world worshipping Mammon ts to blame, no® | its weakest y woman, ELIA CLAFLIN, Macon street, Brooklyn Voor Men WII S: Ne Loved, ening Wor! To the Haltor of The “All the world loves a lover,” whether. * as “Prince Charming’? ‘most learned Judge; and ; xiould not wed December, expecting complete affinity of taste and cling, yet sometimes, If the fetters are piden, studded with gems, happiness cement the unton, The ‘four million” bride will not deter other self. respecting, true-hearted women from marrying poor men whose youth end integrity they prize above wealth. Al- though money Is power and used rightly is God's best ally for alleviating suffer ing humantty, ft must powerfully appeal to every true Christian woman, desiring to walk as a ministering angel through this sin-stricken, sorrowful world, The reckless extravagance and vulgar display of the present rich generation must In time disgust better nature and eventually restore the old regime when virtue and modesty ranked Few women consider the possibility of marrying a man of millions, When fortunes haye been bestowed on pror- pective brides the average woman has sighed over the tmprobability of such ocd fortune becoming hers, but It has by no means caused her to abandon her lover with little or no money. Wom- en frequently discard home, friends, money. Last Sunday's World told of THE TOP TOWN OF THE WORLD. AMMERFEST, Norw has the distinction of being the northern most town in the work, lying In latitude 70 degrees $0 minutes and 11 seconds, while the -North is 71 degrees 10 minutes and 40 seconds. At Hammerfest the sun doea not set from May 1 Nov. rare. Uc, A patch of grass, a few creeping pines and hardy flowers, little bunches 18 to Jay 2. Vegetation ts very of reindeer mosa and the brown Iichens | @ that cling to the rock are the only signs of plant lfe. Tho rest of the surface of the earth is'bare, gray rock and gravel, 3 to July 29, and does not rise from | « ‘rhe landscape ts thoroughly are-| high above rubies. Mrs. B. M. OTON. 3d.owdd.09-0 828 SOD. AN AUTUMN SONG. GAIN (ns old heraldic pomp utumn on the hills; A scarlet pageant in the swamp; Low lyrics from the rills; And a rich attar in the alr That Orient morn distils, Again tho tapestry of haze Of amethystine dye eneincturing the horizon ways; And from the middle sky ‘The tterant, reverberant call Of wild geese winging by. Again the viols of the wind Attuned to one soft theme— Hers, e¥ irden left behind, Oh, love, would it not seem A near approach to paradise To dream and dream and dream! % -cunton Scoltard, tn Woman'e ¢ Home Companion. WISSEL OE THSSOPTOOOCOOO OD, d ‘ * A ape