The evening world. Newspaper, September 2, 1901, Page 6

F M. HOWARTH’S COMICS. ISNT IT STRANGE— GPERETHI OIE LDE ORG: 4O-4: HSSDOEDERESS That the man who owns the howling dog that keeps the nelghbors awake the entire night ter practices her vocal less morning? ISED OOES4 Db DOROOOS 44GB HE SURPR SOOT DEDHOE Caller—Pay me that fiver you owe me! Pilkson—Wh-why, this {s murder! Caller—No, it ain't. I'm just breaking off diplomatic relations. ~~ > HISTORICAL. SOEPEIGEODEGIIES HOOVES “Gracious! Here comes my superior.” Hogan biffed stella ewe ® Hennessy )—-Hooray! @ tion! 1 must write per (Just Aa ACCOUNTED FOR. tongs | and depend upon the public for news, + Reeser rir Sr re See eee ee should be the first one to kick when your daugh- ns at 7 o'clock in the I-24 26N-254OSO6-8-O HIS EMPLOYER. “An Ohio editor has decided to discharge his regular reporters Current Item. PLD HOY OLPUCLR FROYDEUOEOROUOL WIDE L CHEESE ESEE GD a: i c WHY THE IND Geese name } IDPA AND THE 4 SNOB rDBA. Dees Sreemas eceecccocooe Published by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to 8 PARK ROW, New York Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. ere >: BPENDENCE INCIDENT IS WORTH A LITTLE THOUGHT. ‘A committee—a small part 4 TWO VIEWS 4 or TAE t jAMERICA’S CUP. also, look American national trophy. of the membership of a compara: | tively small club—is in full charge of the Amcrica’s Cup. The people of this country, and of Europe upon the America’s Cup as an Tt was won by a yacht. which embodied the results of the su- ive ideas count. perior skill of the American people upon the sea in the first half of the century. Duilders and sailors have maintained that tradit And why has that tradition been maintained ? reason in yacht racing as in every other department where progres- Tt has been held heeause Aincrican designers and ion of superiority. For the same Beeause this is a land of free competition, of opportunity to all and suecess to him that has the brains and energy to win it. Our superiority is directly and wholly dependent upon this free- lom. longer. Tn thi year’s contest for wa Tt will last oniy so long as that idea endures—not a minute the cup an “outsider,” one whose not found upon the rolls of the New York Yaeht Club, was attracted by the design of a new and young builder. abled this young neweomor to build Independence. He en- Whether Independenco is better than Columbia or Constitution s aside from the point. That is, in the estimation of |OAN Instead of welcoming this interest in the national trophy, instead of trying to encourage this young builder in the true American fashion, the committee snubbed both owner and builder and refused to permit Independence to be tried. now that it appears that Constitution is not s> good a yacht as the last defender, the committee is still refusing to give Independence a “| show. E And this committee the fate of the na- tional trophy is not the prime consideration. Not the trophy, not the best boat, not the old-established, democratic American principle, but 1 new iden—an idea of snobbishness. the cup should be lost by a boat owned and »{controlled under the committee’s notions of what is “gentlemanly” »}and “aristocratic” than that it should be won by an “outsider.” An idea that it is better that Tn a remarkable interview in yesterday’s Sunday World Maga- zino the acute young Frenchman, Boni do Castellane, noted the ;| growth of this very spirit. He said: The buoyant effrontery, the irrepressible bustle of American life be- istics. | comes 80 unbearable to those of your people who have secured the highest Poasible Inxury that they currently express their disgust of these character- Most of them attempt to traneplant themsolves more or leas com- pletely to countries whero the upper olasses enjoy their privileges amid respectful traditions and In undisturbed repose. TO-DAY THERE I8 NOT AN AMPRICAN MILLIONAIRE OF EVEN That is why, this Indepen 8. Of course our snobs will be resistless on-rush of the democratic idea. poor and feeble if it could be halted or even slackened by such an »bstacle. But the snobs ought in order th falling into It won ea sNom “GEN- ¢ sor} ¢ AN AMERICAN ¢ ENTLEMAN.' $ THE SECOND GENERATION WHO CAN BE CITED AMONG THB IN- TENDING REFORMERS OF THE SOCIAL STATE: NOT ON! BE CITED AMONG THE POWERFUL INNOVATORS OF NEW INDUS- TRIAL OR COMMERCIAL METHODS. WHO CAN dence incider Tn is important. itself it is insignificant. ‘The fate of the cup will not determine America’s supremacy or have the smallest bearing upon it. But the dovelopment of this spirit of snobbery, the disposition on the part of some Americans to despise and forsake the splendid triumph- producing democratic traditions of their country for the mean and petty and disaster and decay producing ideas of the old world—that is significant and in a mensuro important. pushed aside and trainpled in the This nation would be to be noted and warned for their own sakes~—to give them a chance to educate themselves—and also at others may be restrained from their ways. Id be a sad day for Aincrica if ever Americans generally should think that “a gen- tleman” meant a lounging, idle, supercilious person who shuddered at progress and shrank from activity as ‘“vul- gar” and spent his time roosted among the decaying branches of a dead family tree. SOME OF THE FUN OF THE DAY. PREOCOUPATION, “Why do you speak so slightingiy of that eminent scientist?" “T didn't mean to speak slightingly of him," answered the young man with the striped shirt front. “But It does seem pecullar to me that a man who knows just when the next comet will arrive and Just how far It Is to the moon should be ro utterly ignorant whon It comes to a question of when It's time what train to take to get to the nearest town." ‘or dinner or Washington Star, re ONE NATURALLY WONDERS, “Well! she sald in some astonish: “woman certainly $a invading all lines ‘L wonder,” he commented though man will be worried at night for fear t Post ment aa she looked up from her paper, of business. A girl burglar bas just been fully, “H€ the time fs coming when timid here's a woman under the bed.”—Chicago $$ + _____.. WER OPINION “T have jus! been reading ‘Maud My “Lalways felt. sorry for the judge.” “And yet, no doubt, he wae a very ¢ Y He was one of thors misgul while the sun shines that they forget Washington Star o she THE JUDGE, " sald the bashful young man. fe answered with a sigh, uectentious man." A people who are so busy making hay to make love while the moon ahines.— ——— - _______ CANDID, “The payple O1 lived wid befor , are we not plain here? “Troth, ye are #9, ma‘am, but ins heir way o' livin’, not In their tooks, m: “How's that? "We don't allow but sixteen candles to anybody's birthday cake.’ Free Press, asked tho lady, 4d the new cook, “wor very plain, ma‘am,"" Iferent way. ‘The others wor plain In ‘am."—Philagelphia Press, $e —____——_ ONE AGH OF MAN, Hirthdays go off all right at our boarding house.” ~Detrolt — THEY INL understand Gayboy JIN—Wh, Baltimore World, ts one of * JONGW 1M. the best-known men in your tow, he's so well knowa that he has tu gu vut of town to borrow money, Hashfnl to Speak. Dear Mrs Ayer My brother a friend who comes to feo him very often, but he does not stay unless T come in, He ts awfully bashful and asked my brother to find out if I would Ro out with him several times, I'm sure he loves me dearly and I love him. ; He tries to tell me, but if I help him niong it scares him to death, and If 1 don't help him along somehow he branches off. Please adviee me what to do, M.D. M. AVE patience! ‘There was never @ nu 80 bashful that, give hi, the »pportunity, he did not Mealy tell hin Tove to the woman who Inspired the rventiment. Let things run along easily. and Yam mure you will write me rome day not far in tho future that the ng man has‘declared hia love and survived the episode. An Extraordinary Objection, Deat Mine Ayer: T ati employed ax stenographer. and typewriter In a downtown law office at fn sWary of $12 per week. Up to the Present tire the thought of matrimony has never entered my mivd. About a k ago I was told of @ gentleman ars my senior who has ine for about two months He tsa intentions. y to speak very fectly conten’ kK is that goed English, 2 with my home and per. Dual- DVICE TO # #& w& PERPLEXED LOVERS. eicbitivcici-i-in! WOUNDED HEARTS CURED By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. nay life, having averything I desire. Advise me, please. PERPLEXED STENO. ¥F your only objection to the man is that he does nxt speak English fu- ently {t seems to mo a very insig- nificant one, Do you love him enough [to lve with him the rest of your life? | Ta his rociety so agréeable to you that | You nrefer it to that of any other per- ; son? Are you happler with this man n with any one else? These are ques- jtions for you to answer in the afirma- tive before promising to become a man's wife, I do not belleve you are | really in Jove with this man, If you | were you would not write me that you are perfectly content with your home and business and have everything you desire. Love That Mas Fied. Dear Mrs. Ayer: Tam keeping company with a young man whom I cared for very much. Ie! lsappointed me on different occasions. | Binco then I cannot have any affection for him. Still T cannot get rid of him. What method would you advise me to adopt? T vt the young man that his a tlons are no longer you cannot of them. If this doer not rid you of his society ask some male member of-your family to inform “{him that he must not force his atten- | tions upon you. He won't annoy you If! he ky Ss he must answer for his come duct to a m his own ce. She Evades His Invitatio: Dear Mrs. Ayer: There 13 a youn used to work tog very often now, she neems ve to ask her out t every tlme I sta some other subjec see ff you could t her the question, much, RITE her a letter. Sho won't be W able to de au tnvi in Dlack a and she talnly answer you "or ni He Remi Dear Mra. Ay On my way to business on the Third avenue elevated train T often meet a young man whom T would like to know very much, he reminds me s as he of a former friend of mine. friends know him. In th way of making thix nee and not 4 dy T know and we T do not seo her hi ut when I do nee her T havg/started four tifnes, but © would talk en t rt ndly, way anal girl to make a inan’s acquaintance except by Introduction, If the man cares to know you, be very assured ha | KNOW of no proper way for a voung anea on your y proper conventions, TO-DAY’S LOVE STORY. (Copyright, 1901, by Dally Story Pub. 0.) EAR JACK: To-morrow Is the be- ginning of the world! ners ure planted, the flags are flying, the drums are w: you know it out there—d iting. Oh! Jack, you know tt, ave you forgotten? I am to be mar- to-morrow—In all the war paint rled and feathers I can hoki. To-night, to-night of all nights, a street plano stopped beneath my window and played—the Traumeret! Think of it, Jack—the Traumeret! Oh! I can Jaugh as much as you at that vanished night—the night I thought the whole world hushed to hear you say you loved me—T can laugh at two mad mortals who thought God had the time to solve the probleme of their hearts. and when thetr eyes were shut erled out all men were bind. What a palr of precious fools we were, Jack. Life t# a big round apple—dut we took our bite too soon. Comnmuning with the saints has made me clear of sight On the whole, I think tt han added to my flavor. I never lose my gloves and my shoe strings are always tied now—though [ wonder how you'd view my enthustasm for Welsh rarebit and beer. That ri- diculous plano man went up the mreet The ban-]' as via | four hours ago, yet here I ait at the edge of dawn waving farewell to you. THE TRAUMEREL. By Cc. JOYCE. Change 1 the inexorable law of nn- ture, We must go forward or back- ward; there is no standing still After all, Tam sattsfled with yéu as you are, though I shall never find you again, any more than T shall find those sweet spring mista when the whole world ended at the mountain top snd you and I had no one but each other. Oh! Jack, T near for sale. For Sale—with all that eum- mers melodies asleep upon Its strings! Don’t laugh. Fate in a scurvy god- dess, but [am not vanquished, My head to-merrow shall wear the glory of the Aurora RBorealis—and my fect aro capable of doiag ragtime up the aisle, ‘Tom has no soul for mustc—he ts fort t and bald—tho Traumeret only gives him a hollow in the stomach. He has no tmaginadion, Tom, but a town house, a country seat, and two pairs of cobs. On the whole, I think T can face to- morrow calmly. (The envy of my bridesmaids spurs me on.) What if I beat against the bars? ‘That one mad fight Into the air only tired me—the willth of the sky fright~ ened me, ‘The world i¢ such aypigmy world to \uer—and yet—and yet—God hel} elite traumere | 7° NELIAY q \ WILL MONEY EVER DISPLACE LOUE? * Girls WIN Not Googoo for Millfons. To the Réftor of The Eveaing World: A multi-millionaire gave $4,000,000 to the young bride he haa juat married. What effect will this have on the girls who are looking for a husband? None! Girle who are looking for husbands now- adays khow Just about how much money there In coming to the new home with him, and if there are any more $4,010,000 husbands floating around they‘Il soon be fished out by the “pretty maldens with them googoo eyes." ‘The sensible American girl will supply the wants of | her heart firat and then look out for riches. ERNEST JSCHANTRE, No, 340 Canal street, New York. Love Outshines Riches. To the Balter of The Hreaing World: As jong as iruc love dwells in the heart money can hold place there. When a woman truly loves a man she loves that man wholly and altogether for himself alone. Riches can hold no charm for her unless it could be en- joyed with the object of her affections. ‘There are many weak girls whose minds and hearts are influenced through love of luxury; but, Jove, the real, grand passion, never relgned in their hearts, or nothing could supplant {ta place there, Desire for money could never Influ- anco a true woman against accepting the Jove of a poor man, If she truly loved him. It is only women of weak character who refuse a poor young OR HOME = DRESSMAKERS, The Evening World's Datly Fashion Hint. ——— To cut this plnin waist, closing at the back, in medium size 33-4 yards 18 or 21 Inches wide, 21-2 yards 32 inches required. ‘The pattern (No. 3,91 willbe sent for 10 cent: Bend money to "Cashier, The World, Pulitzer Building, New. Lork City.” sizes 32 to 40) or 2 yards 44 Inchea wide will be $O989O44-000-0' z The Evening World offers $10 for the beat 150-word letter on thin subject. Send ter to “Four-Million Bride Editor, Evening World, P. 0. Box 1,854, New York City.” & SPBDIAEDOAGOO9- 06H SOV5 90D man to marry one with riches, and a good man is better wanting her. As long as the world goes round, as long as its pcople live, no long will true love last. CHARLOTTE F. MAXWELL, No, 3 West Twenty-sixth street. & 84 * OO-265 4 Only One Love—From the Heart. To the Realtor of The Evening World: _ ‘True love cannot be bought, Mi these | n.arriages whore there is a great dis- play of money, you can rest assured there is no true love lurking there Thore Is only one love, and that {s frors the bottom of the heart. It haa beer demonstrated more than once and ts be- ing demonstrated almost every day, that money cannot buy true Jove. All mur- riages for money generaliy last about a fow months and then there is a separation. As for those who may think that money will keep the young Jadies from marrying poor young mer allow me to say that ff a poor young man proves that-he loves only her and by his acte shows that he ig worthy of her, he will have no fear of the rich younginan. H. A. STEINHAUER, No, 397 Bleecker street, New York City. $1,000,000 Not in It To (he Edjtor of The Evening World: Of course our girls are not golng to sell themselves to a man sot of their own choice for a paltry sum of $4,000,000. Is not her heart more valuable beyond compare, and her future happiness de- pending on the strength of love she has for he whom she marries? Of course, the jue of money is great in our eyes, great in the eyes of ths world, great In the eyes of lovers; but love {s greater, and when love is pushed aside for money, has not all happin the woman loses herself in a whirlpool of gayety trying to drown the demon CARE OF THE HAIR. climes seoms to have appreciated the truth of the assertion that woman's crowning glory ts her hair. The care of the halr begins away bac in Egypt, and those who tmagine that hair tonics and restorers are quite mod- [Petes en of every age and alt)* ern, may be interested in knowing that |. during the retgn of ‘Tet! (or Teta), which was some time between 400 B. C. and 3000 B. C., a hair restorer was Invented for the mother of the king. Manctho credits Tet! with a work on anatomy, so perhaps he was the author of the tonic. From a copy of the orlg- inal, which ts supposed to be the oldest medical recipe, the following translation la mai “A remedy for restoring tho hair. was made for Shisha, the mother of our Magesty, the King of Upper and Lower Egypt, Tetl, who has a truo voice. “The paw of a dog, the seed of the date and the hoot of an aes, Cook very thoroughly in a pot with oll and anoint with it" Nea? Amd | ; It} ¢ love, who is ever tugging ™. her neart~ strings. How ts it, ye wives and mothers? Would you give up the pleas- ures and the happy hsmecoming of @ {husband for the sum of $1,000,007 GRACIA ARCHIBALD, No, 156 West Fifteenth street. Money In Not Everything. To the Filter of The Frening World: The woman who reeelyed $4,000,000 as A present from her husband Is Indeed considerably lucky. But she will not find that pleasure in her milllons which the wife of an honest man with a falr salary and good prospects, who has nothing to give her but a comfortable home, finds, Money these days or any other days does not count. It ts all very well to huve a fat hank account, but to use {tas a marriage bait ts out of the queation. When a girl wishes choose a young man she does not lool up the list to see wno has the largcat amount of money, but chooses a good, sober, honest, hard-working ani disposed follow, no matter what his sia- on in life may be. Milllon-heiresses may be all right to marry milJonatres, but let the poor wor! Rirl marry f her own sort, and. sh happlest if not vine of the rich the world deapite all mitic WILLIAM J. SHE: No, 2331 Seventh avenue, 5 m Week Vanquished $50,000, To the Editor of The Eveniag W. While money may Influence some girl where true love relgns supreme I do n belleve it will have any effect at all, For Siustration I will cite a case hera in Now York. A young lady friend could marry a man of g00d habits who is worth at least $50,000, but she turned him down to marry a poor young man with @ salary of $15 per week, who she loves devotedly. This Ja one of the many Instances where love conquers the greed of gold. But I am happy te say she has never regretted the sacri- fice she made, although her folks think she would’ make ait patient for the fnsane ward. KO. No, 3 Wert Twei JUST TO BE Goon. Ms Is enough--enough O we who find sin‘s billows and rough, Do we not feel how mere than any gol Would be the blameless life we led of old While yet our mether's kiss? An! though we mins All else but this, ‘To be good ty enough! wild ROO a ips Knew but Tt ts erough— Enough—Just to be good! To ur hearts. where they are To let for worldly 9 smile back In With the glad ips our mothers used to kiss, Ab! though we miss 3 AM else but this, 3 Tosbe goo) Is enought ° —James Whitcomd Tuley. 6 q ) > PORCOLECHEE UNS CSOD ’ Sb tA fest d \