The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1901, Page 6

b The Es ¢sometimes, ahhe Kindergarten kids? Mo the Etitor of The THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, AUGUST 24, 1901. - ; roNTe oe eer eens OW TO AVOID 1 Piriciitieeiericieriebicieieie i POINTS ON ETIQUET nod that he sense exclusive tt fe unde i of time Covering. Do Not Wenr Head Dear Mra. Ayer: Tam going to be mald of honor at ¢ wedding which will be held in the bride's Parents* home, where the ceremony will te also be. I will be taken there Ii acoscn, | Do yon think I ought to » hati going there? If not, what else cov hy y wear? P. 1 ts not necessary for you I anything on your ead If you roing in a carriage, Mis Con: Deer Mrs. Ayer a frlend of my six met 1 He < entire laay fter In th surge wil ment and shown her Way, yet hax not | her company. Is ak her, or has th fehed, as I have hea’ I good #1 THE DAILY (Copyrignt, 1901, by Datly Story LOVE STORY----""= F™. ifs and you 2 weeks more--and brin, vme a T. weeks’ vaca wend oft T ed tits desk cruel in Motley trip with the ¢ for a two It was ears, for lit ne of my but T have not as yet al young Indy is perk nt bur wentional and ts umest This will any you of the of n down in Maine endo ina pleasure most anticipated enjoyme oy nd Tone of the orks ja the Conaolida numerous ci¢arin= rerdz, Ow unintere. the thogsands about over our dl ourselves upon tt until the crse of © come up and fn owe pariicutar « ing enough, been Jort, we the fact oMetally var had been a load of pointo-nlantere from Toledo, ft had bean sterted tow home empty end] — 2 Gloeperarsd cn ‘Hittle railroad station and struck up an Moat peonie jo to the kent Maine | acquaintance with the station agent, weeés for the oun Who was also the operator, yard-master grin? ¢e ses Nellie. ar and most ything elve about the mirc, with brown exe place. He was a bright young fellow | all thst. named Rosa, 1 think, and knew enough about the business to talk rhop to our mutual entertainment, One day Twas paying him a call when | he told me of an aceident on a near-by ratiroad which ing in hor smile tu! monotony 1 wande EVENING To the PAlter of The Evenire Worlt down to the who worke elght houra a care to spend three hi day doesn't Irs more on a Bo the good old war cloud ts on deck train tn the company of commuters: again! That genial old rounder wae EL N. G about due to turn up, This time tt ts The Short Car Seat. France and Turkey who line up, with To the Pattor of The Evening World Possibilities of a general European mix-| When an open car seat !s supposed to Up in the background. France and Tur-| seat five, why ts it that when five peo-| t ts almost as great nthe part of France YY, forsooth! act of bullying ple squeeze into It they feel Ike » dines? It would be wiser If car c as.when our mighty nation salled into panies had the sense to make each Door, little, weak Spain. Why don't the eat a foor longer. It would In that eg boys of the school fight each other case sedt five without anguish. But ead of alwaye tackling then I suppose they'd try Into tt. BUFF | The Chaperon System. To the Paltor of The Evening World | There tn a lot of talk about the use- lessness of the chaperon ay: mM RO the much {In vogue in Europe and, alas, #0 HK. S. Mttle in vogue here, Yet In such coun-| tries tt In my belief that marriages are happler, young folks more content and heart tragedies fewer, CHAPERON, LER, ARTHUR PAY No License ta fo the Editor of The Evening Worl WIM you please advise me if any one needs A lcerac to get naircted Btate of New York? T. ‘The BELSTOD deeded. In this "day of Invention why do rail Toad trains (as a general thing) run no} Uptow prvdien, | fuster than 5 Loads of people | Te the Raiter of The Evening World ‘would live in th Long Island an Wish to make a streniou Kiel a] 1 Connecticut suburts not that against certain you slow trains keep them in town. A maniton Heighta who were it hink tt their | By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. aot wt ot BAD BREAKS. // TE. J from embarrass [norant of conve would De a Renth save her from the morttf well bred girle do not make of tile sort Mrs Aver with hin Fo xhould jegroam to brit 1 to toy clreumatances. D LINE NO 5056. By J. O. WHITTEMORE. tral My vacation waa dr nad it was on my la and 1 strolled down nt plea bustneme Es which I to vistt ecourre acetdent without much trouble. the old t She started to siitees ‘Perhaps she sald; 8 were still in pl clamb an you say yo She paused a mome: and exclaimed “Why, did you ever! Yown here Look!* A step further, towhat 1 did t Ju more; threw up my hi acted like a crazy man. And who had a bet caught might of the n r has been Invi on anke . of courre. find her about the walat a the breath out of her; and cried and then Irety Proper. 1 ' as tt wor m? of them, ut my friend of the Miss BDNA M per for you to r. init not in the ty friend.” 1k permission of ne his sister. ‘The will be pleased t ty quite custom escort etsters tn awing to a close st day that Nellie the line beth on eo obent, for, for cannot explain, 1 the place where dd We found it for some of the down the steep your heart.” u've lost tt." nt In the deacent An old car ‘way hen—I don't know Me says I caught nd nearly hugged that [ laughed hugged her some at and yelled and ter right? I had umber on the end of the old car. It was 465, That night I wired Motley: “Have found #65. Particulare by mall. Shall bring home “Beg your p but didn’t last word?” u have a "anid the operator, bad spell on that on your Iife,* sata I. When I returned to my desk I wan en a grand ovation, “1 will Introduce y SOME duty dam avenue menta ea About pansern and How about that deer?” asked Motley ou_to her about ad smashed a freight Christman,” 1 replied. And’ did. NING WORLD'S BIG LETTER CLUB. TIMELY IDEAS Hy Clever Readers. to congregate on upper Amster- make h other tn making it tmposatble nsalting com: loud votces for any young lady to pane them with- out an escort without sulted. being grossly tn- A DISGUSTED RESIDENT. High-Priced Amusements, To the Eaium of The Exormtant prices peata ke. ning World are in our theatres, A maximum price m atx and a mimimum of 2% centa would am- |ply repay the management and would |alno add to the ability of an overworked charged for concert halls, of % cents populace to gain some silght aurcease in the form of recreat ton. AG BARJER. fummer Dulness, Th the Pittor of The ven New York puts Why must we dec Mt fs eummer? me t town all summer to ju: H. on a [slownes an soon as summer comes on. ing World Philadelphia dull Just because we keep up at }leagt a semblance of our winter gayety? k Surely there are enough people left in stity it C. MARSHALL. a €0@ OR HOME __ DRESSMAKERS, Vorld’ ening jWorld-s: | Dally WE trip of the Duke of York to Fashion Hint. the Australian gold felds calls re ——— i newed attention to the famous To cut this blouse water for a woman |7'Mps that a few years after the of medium size four and a quart ards ‘Ae had rushed to California at twenty-one or twenty-neven inches wide, | tracted the stot rers three and three-quarter yar trty- Ml over the world. As a two Inches wide, or two yards forty-four fields are the reverse of inches wide will be required when elbow | {ti to the artistic eye, but Ballarat, one @leeves are used; four and three-quarter | Of the moet famous of the Australian yards twenty-one or twenty-seven, flelds, not only occuptes a lovely natural position, but has nad its original attrac- | tions consiterably erosity and good and clttzena, Sita to the northwest elevated) that winter, say the Philad is, Ballarat lias a ante “tse uirne snow on no 1" den by white men—a party squatters and explorers from M on the lookout for goot grazing cong they feasted the future gold fleld, then panorama of peaks, tulle Braasy slopes. local tribe of black* that th the place, in their Janguage name of wan Dale firat dincovered Kold in Australia Is a disputed point, but tt tx on record that @ convict working In a chain gang in y South Wales more than seventy years ago waa severely fogged for have Ing a lump of gold In hin possession, After that geologists predicted that the precious metal would be found In cer- tain regions, and a Pollsh refugee and aclentist, Count Strzeleck!, actually col- lected specimens of golden quartz, But dt was not until the discoveries {n Call- fornia in 19 that attention was seri- ously directed to Australia as « gold- y wy? irty-two Jnohes wide or two and yards forty-four inches mie aleeves, i jae izes) 33 to #0) the Worls, al laurat, which, translated into k lish, Means & Camping or resting Its Mteral mignificance la yin; eon one’s elbow Here set up a pastoral com: munity ntl othe gold put al change on the fac of things. Who ducing country. IN AUSTRALIAN GOLD FIELDS Mining Fever Caught from Us. In pr that year a specimen of Austra Koll wan Drought under the noth of Gov, ir Charles Fitzroy, who wr: his supe- riors in Downing street [my suspicions that the j might have come from Callforn beautt- wan the question that open | don by the Governmen to agitate the public [persons from. thelr serious avocations, he hesitating Viceroy nt would 0: mind and divert proper and more WAR 1 K become not only serious but the all-absorbing vc not the Australian community Two Austrations—Hargreaver and Ka- mond—had Joln the rush to Call fornia and were quick to de the Both were suc oe ety ah the tl but prin set in for THE TE constant a teeth In max nds to make hanter and. ate for deeay; wht on “Some men have heal food during Infancy, to South Wales and Extnc in the vietnity of the Mallarat of to-day, to revit the tnfu begin to save the roxeareh for nd oon the pub es the ereat ris: parts of the he British CTH. ad regular une of Heating Nard food them continually onger, and better nee that make the other hand, ving on soft food and neglect of mas- cation makes them tender, softens the enamel and renders them casily sus. ceptible to corroding effects, A den- ttat, speaking on this subject, saya: thy teeth all thetr liven because they were given good pard ‘That ts the pertod teeth, Mothers and nurses give children soft food, In sult, many cases stern tgno! ant si nd ni id use," ay the teeth beet y ee eradrally barde t of tho re- hould be Published by the Press Publishing Entered at the Post-Omce at Company, 83 to 6&8 PARK ROW, New York lew York as Second-Class Mail Matt THIS INFAMOUS NEW YORK “SIGHT” SHOULD BE ABOLISHED AT ONCE. There is one “sight” in New York which no New Yorker and no visitor to New York ought to miss. an passenger steamer arrives. While it is coming up the bay agents of Lyman J. Gage assem- ble all the passengers in the dining-rooms and make them swear as to the contents of their baggage. When the steamer is docked the pas- sengera, going ashore, find themselves in a Qocccccccces t 3 SUAME. Doccccccccecegs sort of pen. friends. Their friends may not come to them. 6 In this pen are their trunks, bags, &c. In spite of the fact each and every trunk and box is opened. out or rummage through the contents. The to have exposed to view. They cover the women passengers with shame. They treat all passengers as if they were perjurers and smugglers. They do this because, if they neglect it, if they permit their feelings as decent men to enter into the matter, they will be dis- missed by Mr. Gage. This “sight” is one that will make your blood boil. sible for these outrages? Who dares publicly Gage. He grows red and begins to apologize. a man and try to be a gentleman. must obey. Blame Congress. Don't blame me.” And so Mr. Gage has thus far escaped. But he can do so no longer. On Thursday the United States Circuit Court of Appeals, in the case of the United States Customs vs. Phyllis Dodge. carefully the taking of the affidavit. It then used these words: As a further precaution against the introduction of dutiable articles, the customs officers ARE PERMITTED, IF THEY HINK PROPER, fo examine the baggage. “Are permitted”—not are ordered or are commanded. “Tf they think proper”—not shall or must. or invariably, but only in ; BUT Now THE COURTS HAVE RULED THAT cases where they have reasonable ground to suspect that the American citizen has lied under oath and is a smuggler. That is the law, Mr. Gage. IT DOES NOT command yon, as you have thought, to make yourself and your agents do work that is a disgrace to civilization. IT DOES NOT compel you to insult Americans and put American women to shame. It does permit you and your agents to conduct yourselves like gen- tlemen, and American gentlemen, like husbands and fathers and brothers of American women. That is the law, Mr. Gage, as interpreted hy the courts. eecccc ces ¢ IT 18 SQUARELY } “uP To" you, i 2 MR GAGE. 4 eee. Now let us see you obey, Let us see you make an end of the customs barbarism and brutality. SOME OF THE FUN OF THE DAY. SUMMARY RETRIBUTION. ‘Behead the brass band!" shouted the Chinese Emperor, ‘The court favorite looked questioningly at the Emprean Dowager. “Certainly,” sald she. “If tt will amuse him behead the entire band.” “But what reason shall I give? “Simply call attention to its lack of delicacy, As we were entering the For- tidden City it played ‘The Old Home Ain't What It Used to De.’ '—Washington Star. Rut when a-weary, I go out to alt And rest upon the porch, such nights ae these, It neema to me that for “get-up and git” The she mosquito beata the busy been, oo —Chicago Record-Herald. MEAN THING. Rosnte—tave you chosen any of your bridesmaids yet? May—Yes, Fanny Lyon. Rosalle—Why, I thought you hated her. May—No, not exactly; but the bridesmaids are to wear yellow, and you can't imagine how that will go with Fanny's complexion.—Fun, OW, THAT'S DIFFERENT, — , Caller—The minister's son {a following in the footsteps of that spendthrift, young Jinks. Miss Prim—Isn't that scandalous? Caller—Hardly an bad an that. You see he's a tatlor and {s trying to collect his bill.—Chelsea Gazette. ———+¢-+_____ JONAM AND THE WHALE. Pattence—Is your preacher rensational? Patrice-I should may mm! Why, he preached’ a sermon jast Sunday and he took for his subject “It's Hard to Keep a Good Man Down" “Welt “Oh, it was all about Jonxh and the whale."—Yonkers Statesman, -—____-¢-__. ON THE TRAIN, Mother—Sir, I hope my Mttle doy doean't worry you by his fretting and cry- ing: ho tan't well, or he wouldn't act no. Mr, Man—Oh, no, all children act that way; I'm used to it—in fact [ haven't seen a well child for twenty yeats.—Chicago Record-Herald, $$ _______ A BAD-LUCK sTORY. She—Don't you love to hunt four-leaved clovere? He—No; I hunted them with anotfier girl once, and we ran upon one in a Jeweller's window—green and white enamel—diamond dewdrop in the centre—$25,— Chicago Record-Herald, <p --—______ DULY PAID FOR OR JUST CHARGED? “There are people who can see something attractive even in the most unusual . I don't know of a more pleasing sight than my oellar in the earty fall.’ ‘What kind of sight?” “Anthracite, of course,—Clevelend Plain Deals. Tt is to be seen whenever an| { They may not go near their}: that they have already made oath as to what is in their baggage, 4 Mr. Gage’s agents turn | 4 y paw over everything |Z with hands that are of course grimy. They take up and shake out]: before the eyes of gaping ’longshoremen the soiled clothing, the : underclothing, all of those things which sensitive people do not care ‘ You will!’ say: “What disgraco to the name of man and American is respon-|: $ave 1 ne ; shame American women? Who dares treat § , 3 American citizens as if they were perjured t $ criminals?” oe is Of course you say this, looking hard at Mr. “My dear sir,” he says, “don’t look in that way at me. I am|< But the law is explicit and I}: ATE CAREW ABROAD. THE SON OF A ye SOMEBODY. DDDF9900G9HGHH9HH- E90 51H 95-90008 LdOOK DESOTO. Among the spectators pointed out to me in the House of Lords the other day during a debate on the King’s new title was Mr. Herbert Gladstone, son of the man whose voice had power to shake the said House of Lords almost out of existence. But you would never suspect it if you saw the amiable Herbert, whose en- wagement to Miss Paget, daughter of Sir James Paget, has just been an- nounced. DHPODEDOVSE DTD OF: ae POOP YDSO DOSY: PPP OSSS9: TOS: defined the law as to the examination of baggage. It first described | # HF-999999-992 Stranger—Who ara those fellows? Resident—Part of our standing army. A HACKNEYED PHRASE. “Armed to tho teeth." AN EARLY AMBITION.