The evening world. Newspaper, August 7, 1901, Page 6

UR EXTERMINATION AGE. LOVE REE. STO RY. SAA ERROR ARMADA A RAAARRS THE LOG-ROLLING. By E. M. COLSON. HREE OF A KIND? eae THE ENGLISH Ove EE earorid. " By F. M, HOWARTH. ENGLISH. Published by the Prese Publishing Company, ais @ PARK ROW, New York. ’ | A NEW LANGUAGE TO LEARN. Entered at the Post-Offiee at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. $1 | F you ark a fuest at your heme tr | England whether he likes his meat rare he asks what you sald, because he does not understand you. < eee 4 CSOT PSC GE: peo A FIGHT IN A FOG; A FIGHT FOR A FOG— WHY DO MORGAN AND SHAFFER PERMIT IT? e fear the asparagus !s canned he is at @ lons again, because he would have sald it wan tinned, To oak him to pars the powdered sugar will again set him to wondering. for he calls ft {clng sugar genorally, though be knowe that tt {s sometimes called caster or sifted sugar. And if you have candy on the tadle you may not call it ao without betraying your foreign origin, for he calls caméy “sweets,” abbreviated from ‘“‘swegt= ‘And used to designate all pre- 3 . puddings, ples, candies and Jame. 3 ‘To go further along the eccentricities of 4 A fight in a fog— Ts not that a fair description of a general war in the United States Steel Corporation at the present timet Yon will rend the statements made by the two opposing sides in vain for any clear account of the trouble. But two facts stand out clearly— The Corporation has ndt tried to prevent the Union from organic. ing lodges. é The Union has not tried to compel the Corporation to raise wages or reduce hours or employ only Unton men, These being the facts, why should there be war? Why should | a destructive conflict, injurious to both, be precipitated? PS + (opyright, 1901, by Pally Kory Pur. Ce.) A tarlo, Canadi J 5) ly all of the men head for camps" where the logn are cut and made ready for transportation: in the summer great numbers of them go to the great ‘Northwest. Miranda Jenkins was che middle #! fer in a family of nine, Fred Portman was the only pon of his mother and she a widow. Miranda vainly tried to In- duce Fred to improve hin education When Fred came back from the Northwest ¢or the last time Miranda seemed to have suddenly removed far from him by the new acceasion of aulet | | } DO YOU KNOW WHAT THB TROUBLE 1s STAMOARD oll LZ W aut ti : oe English at the dining-table, most per sons know, I suppose, that the beet is p | called beetroot, cornstarch ts called com grace and Gaintiness, Fred went right to work at the “lox- rolling” for which he was famous. One day Mias Stephens, the city girl whom SMiranda hed brought back with her from a winter spent {n Toronto, @x- Pressed a great desire to ree the loxs went down the river, “What a fine figure that man has the one out there tn the middle of the stream!" she exclaimed to Miranda, pointing to Fred, “Yes,” mpoke out the subconsctous self which Miranda could have hated an Instant Iater, “that's the man Tam With no vital issue at stake, how can the men lined up on op- posing sides yet at bottom having an equal interest in the prosperity of the United States Steel Corporation, invite such calamities upon themselves? A fight ina fog! A fight for a fog! Is such conduct worthy of grown men at this stage of enlightenment? SNOBS AND SORROW. flour, corned beef (or a particular cut > | of 1t) ts called “‘asllverstdes of beef,” and napkins are serviett ‘The American who belleves, as thow- | | sands do, that to betray one's national- ity {8 to Invite overcharging and extor- tlon fa the West End shops of London, ts not only hard pressed to choose the pe- cullar words the English employ, but he has quite as many and as decp pitfalls to avold In the methods of pronunclae tton. I will not refer to the false or ignorant methods of Illiterate persons, but will confine attention to some occentricities going to marry. “Oh! I didn’t know you were en waged!" cried the city @iri, curic and Miranda blushed with mortificatign | | over ber mistake. "Oo-00!" whe called. in a voice clear. | @ sweet and plercing. It was the regular)? prearranged, long-uacd signal which), had called Fred to her side ever mince they had been babies. Fred, startled and astonished. threw up hin head and looked for the caller. In that moment of pronunctation of gentlemen and ladies of education, rank and breeding. They. y ‘Immejitly.” “infin for engine, milltry, ‘fisger’ and = “figgerss”* clark" for clerk, “paytent,” “‘naytion~ al''—and eo on through a long Het. 1 ‘The pecullarities of thelr mode of pre nouncing thelr own names of families, places and things are not open to crit!- "| cism, because !f they may not do ae they please with thelr own, It ts hard The Dowager Empress Frederick suffered much. She loat her handeomo husband in the prime of their lives, She was the victim of a dreadful, lingering disease. Her worldly ambitions wero thwarted. Her children were not fond of her. . It is impossible for outsiders to judge to what extent she was to blame for the defeat of her ambitions and the estrangement of her children. But, assuming that she was not to blame at all, she $366b0bbetibesee Bee LOD ee oe a ees deserved respectful sympathy, and deserves that kindly and piteous) 4: Firat Ham—I don’t sce why they called him a “ham.” Indeed. They pronounce Berkeley bar- p . aah é Second Ham—N 6 eat clay, 1s cooper, Casogan “rye killed him! I've kite him: remembrance which is the due of all who have been unfortunate eer cone he Senet site ve are. fe and imeat{all) the: way, feccascanenaign ts Tueste some ehires, . gasped Miranda, knowing well how), rough, js nothing but skin and bone. | craven’ ta sometimes crawveen, Derty and un i happy, yy, Teveson-Gower becomes loom > BEDS DEM RSET Hertford ts hartford, and Ale email was the hope of his ever Nehting file way from beneath the grinding log: Hut even as she raid it his hand ap- peared, clinging to the log which was Reareat. But why these extraordinary and extravagant outbursts of ¢ PPO 1 ? THEY CERTAINLY DID. pany In npoken ao that the first syital shall rhyme with shall, instead of with hall, as with us. I hesitate to say that Cholmondeley to and that Beauchamp 16 What is the difference between the sorrows of a Dowager Empress and the sorrows, of Frau ? miurrs Muller, the widow of the dienstmann, strug 2 ROYALTY Ane gling with adversity and a mortal disease, |« WUURAN plue poverty, in an attic? Why should it be; a ol daten regarded as a matter for special wonder or special agony of mourning that an Empress; got no better treatment at the hands of fate than do millions ot LR sontimentalism ¢ Ck THE SUFFER- called chumley Strength seemed to waver. It was nearly @ week before the brulsed back of Fred permitted him to be out of bed, but the firet time he eccentricities, yet they are the mest Te markable of all the liberties the Bag lsh take with thelr language. You must say Balmo-ral an@ Tragale gar, and you must chop the following names very short: Ludget, He-b’'a , |South-uk and Merrybun, whenever you wish to may Ludgate, Holborn, Seuthe wark and Marylebone. I have heard the King call his ews was able to ride tiorseback he made for the Jenkins hom ad. Miranda was nervously oretending to read a book, in solitary grandeur, when Fred strode in upon her and gently |, drew the volume from her trembling Feeney, women in all walks of life throughout the civilized world? Could any one give a young man in jie twentleth year some suggestion that will »|cheek or stop tho growth of halr on bie face? He can take 2 close shave and tm BISMARCK AS \ LOVER. Ate Gatice Towa TREC TEP Upon his arrest a boy highwayman, a graduate of the five-cent-|' marek.” hit yullisact ny Harpers tiction college, was approached by a reporter for an interview. Exterminating the Saloons hands. ; She wi idow— rd is no sadde : i can't walt ker. Mirandy. | 3 She asin widow—and that word is no sadder for her rank. 1 ga 3] nouse Mobrer House, though we call # Ralwhlsnored: Tye got to knaw now. | ¢ She had a mortal and cruel diseaso—the fate of multitudes. 3 ~ Marlborough House.—Jullan Ralpt, i you mean what you called t é | * . we r wy 7 re iheMiotner ian y=ororiwsnriranke mer oa| She failed in somo of her ambitions and was not happy in her| A ee Z| Harper's mngesine sale ane ae SS oe $ family relations—just like countless obscure people. ¢ 3 nd then Miranta made thie whis-| 2 a . A TT ~ male She is said to have borne all bravely—the ordinary heroic|% d + | E ERS “Fred, dear, It's only because 1 tove! * f j ba ! CeO ean : human habits ine 3 FROM enuse! t went to he of youl? It is amazing how long it is taking for the simple, self-evident $ than am now, eve And 1 lov oul Tye) » aad tN ate ea ia ion : facts of the common origin and common make-up and common BR THE PEOPLE. i hy farms went tate | 3 destiny of all human beings to win the actual as well as the nominal |% total eclipse, as ° Hi wed around It} assent of so many of us. 2 8 ; “when you say ‘Ebel and ‘TE atn't done | + bs EVERYBODY'S COLUMN | nothin’, a if owell, as if yon could talk | 2 é j Frene! ie : i @ depres A SENSIBLE YOUNG BANDIT. ‘ a peveatent men : igs ° ‘To the Eiltor of The Bvemtieg World: é this extract from a letter ty hie e 4 Fi fs ete a wife In taken : H Perea aertiehcr irae erat tat eee SE Ce 9 Ho drew himself yp with great dignity and said: about alk) on seven ouea,nis\beard “Tomar 5 . “Bandits don’t talk to th pot be out about a sixtesnth of an BER ns God xn NOT LYDDITE, BUT TALC 3 pana esr ser pair eee sas heart. and »B ALCUM. 4 A very just and sensible remark. Tt is here set dewn and Suggests Pugilists’ Union. fe Tattur of The Evening World: ‘ 2 ‘Mfter hearing so much about the se ox ea Ey, Se Pz rot prizefighting going on in New York, a care @ | 1 suggest the fighters Join together an@ Daniel (reading from the King’s cunelform letter)—I hope these + form a certain set of resolutions or laws few Hons will find yor well. and have this for thelr preamble: “We, the pugilists of New York, in order te RATHER CRUSHING. To emphasized for the instruction of all bandits of all degrees. Bandits, politieal, industrial, social and otherwise, are forever at war with the press. They hate the interviewer. They loathe the |: hot ohill here Pon Bee ; ? Detake id “TD shail cherish Place, put we Protect it against strange. for, next to is nothing whtcr in necessary to me than your homelike form more safe Aghting places, to et tablish boxing clubs, to insure them against police, &c., do ordain and estate lish these laws for the Pugilists’ Unte® of New York.” ISRAEL WEINBEMU A Hint to Photographers. Te the Biltor of The Evening Wer! : % light of publicity. If you want to know what a haneful, wicked thing the press y, q ~ > 1 . > is—the press of publicity, the pr ‘avor—go and ask the next bandit you meet what he thinks of | 4 53 & 4 ss that speaks without fear or|: Fashion Hint. would be far better. m sorry, Indeed, to see It, AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER. 3 * Ren pms ace MOe ste tec eeme a 3] newspapers. Have you ever naticed that amatew? sae] i £ photographs of groups, fc. usually fof)! 4 : catch a better and more correct likeness OR HOME OD): < WHEN THE DEVIL WAS SORRY. than do profeastonal pictures? I thinks { rs 2 A short time ago an English parson saw an Irish member of fils congregation the reason Is that every one is natural § DRESSMAKERS. |: 4| carrying Uricke up a ladder to a building in the course of erection. : when peeing before an amateur. If pre - e ; eatng PANT ie tite fessional photographers would avoid } ts 1 a urck I'm in’. giving thelr subjects stilted poses, but whe Evening World's Daily|: ed wou'd engage them in conversation an@ . ro, Yer ‘Onnar, a Catholte on: snap them unexpectedly, the result Ye i “Eh, and ao Is the devil, Yer ‘Onner." 3 ( To cut this Jacket medium atee ¢ $ Where Is Het In yarde ot sonteriad ches wide 3 WILLIE'S LAST VISIT. [ To the Edlter of The Evening Werld: fi eee earache oD GS ‘>| "Mrs. Know,” said the hostess at dinner, “your little boy doesn't seem to have \ ‘S| what has become of the much-here . embroidered |: Z| much appetite.” Q| alded shirt-walst man? When Inet fall 4 . he doesn't, tha fact. @| came he seemed well on his way here 4 Dent be bashful, the hostess urged. “Won't you have some more $ season, where in he? Has he thing? ’ ‘ hed out of existence or are We * “No, ma'am," Willle replied; “I filed up on cookles before I come ‘cause I ¢ ® named of having for once blua- heard ma tell pa we wouldn't get much here."—Philadelphia Press. bs CS 3 acreallinors esi ras summ A pe o , o HOW WOMEN cUT. ‘ &. Zl comtume that we hasten to hide Wt? a : * | Where Ir he? I. WAITFORIM. g oo Mrs. P: e 18 youthful)—I understand Mr. Brown, whom First Little Girl—Oh, my dog’s so clever! See how beautifully he | f ‘S| we met yesterday, said he would never take me and my May for mothér and | ‘2° bes! at Ribbons's for years.” ‘Pi daughter. ‘ Second Little Girl (with snobbish tendencies)—Oh, eo ls mine very “How fearless Charley ts An Asthmatic Canary. 4 “Well, you see he's sold po 4 Mrs. Pepprey—Yes, I believe he eatd you looked like daughter and grandmothi dover, but he's too well bred to do anything so common. < tnd eae DO-85-09-4-04-48-26b$6-669 | —Philadelphia Press. : emeeseceaseeeeiioeseteseceeed ot eoeeoe Ose SBeDTsts tenders will scalltanel cnt er eure . ee her and make her sing. E.D. LOV E R S’ i T RO | | B L ES CAREFULLY eel B One Anxtous Son, {provided you can be sensible. this matter, as I love her very much] parents, I bdelleve you will be in the, most serious difference of faith? evening. She accuses) me, when ‘S| LIPE IS LIPE. Dear Stee. Azer Wait five years, and !f you still love|and 1 think she Ilkes me. I think pa-| end better off not to marry. Ta e A jo not think parents are oft iam boy) sexenieen| years old, and 1] tbls sume cir teok ner kstiguts ia Tents are sometimes cruel on both sides.| 1 ao happen to know husbands and| They look upon the matter from a van-| other girls, a thing I never do. She got Re tage ee eae tce | qulte llkelprroay anit hey einen a i J.B. | wives of opposed religions who get on|tage-point of experience which young|me to give up my masculine friends. 1 . ie loves me, ag ale told me} Y changed your | UNDBPRBSTAND the parents’ feelings| beautifully together, but this is be-|People do not understand, but, thank| love this girl dearly, and I may say cruel. | Seeing her, of going tg the company of In the trouble, in th In the loneliness of Let us sag that life Is ife—. With its sunshine, with Its tears; Bear its burdens brave along, And of sorrow make a vong. many times. My mother doesn't Itke | mind several times in the meanwhile. better than you are prepared to do) cavge they are tolerant and because | Heaven, the average mother and futher} she loves me the same. But her Jealous: |mo to speak to her. Weane advise ine| He Thinus Parente Ave Creel. At present. A difference In religion| they have come to a mutual agreement |are the best and trucst friends their| and temper get the best of her. Shall what todo? ea Dear Mre. Ayer: fe often the cause of serious and per-;on this all-important subject. children can have. I part from her? lore AN ANXIOUS WAITER. 1 am a young man twenty-one years| manent unhappincBs both for husband| Rom: holics are not permitted to ‘The Last Woman to Marry. BROKENHEARTED. ULD advise you to keep on walt-| old, and I have been keeping company | and wife. marry Protestants except with the! Deer Mrs. Ayer: Z : JEALOUS sweetheart can make and 7 yarde of edging to trim as fegeualy tee. know what you are} with a young ludy nineteen years old) 1 think these matters should be set-| promise that the children born of such] Expecting to be murried this fall’ to hings uncomfortal as you Be egal Peal lagi abou! 2 At eeranteen you er ever {aiyeat: 1 love her very much, | tled before marriage, and If you cannot|a marriage shall be reared in the Ro-)a young lady who has # very jealous discovered. A jealous wife) pairs Ge ible: izes te 4) tay porpbly iL ealy, 5 boy ou on pata Be parente ebiect to on sacs come to an understanding which shall | man Catholic faith. way and a violent temper, I ask your| can make life unbearable, and usually abl got 30 6 pane pee ee Ait ns ral ate Bis nee By religion. She la a devout] be satisfactory, not only to the girl and| Why do you not make a friend of the|kind advice, This girl will not allow|does it. By all means give up the rere A Ane Ww ‘ond, Se teheaaiereitts y you should no: ‘atholic and I am a Protestant. I would| yourself, but which will enable her to| mother of this girl, and come to an un-|me'to speak to any young lady I meet| woman who has) not, confidence enough % low York y.' jendly with the girl, {t seems to me. | like you to tell me what I should €e im| maintain her filial relations with her | derstanding in a manly way about this| ty accident. - I ‘see. her every see08d'|'in:you to trust: you ‘out of her sight. A, 4 SS Grief is not forevermor:— After all. the ocean-knells Sure, the ships will sight the shore— jear the welcome of tho bells! Bear life's burdens brave along— Borrow silenced by a song! . Atlanta Constitution.