The evening world. Newspaper, August 6, 1901, Page 5

{ dos -M+ THEY WERE lebe Tes ALL ON HIM. ' RY JosE Ali the jokes 1 he this summer were on me ippened In Paris, and t because 1 don't lo drive ur ty storm coming several times to ‘ hing the Finany 1 coachman stood up and aris and cracked his. whip | Papert: he shrieked at me. ns pl. Tt hman ¢ hext worst Is to St Clo price a1 got driven + T offered uw Thaw started cl Cloud. Tito got My fee Ve ms <And with nt Irlak and mm he wer to KO nthe steamer enol for sone} “ho fe mixed ap piist Da fe thougnt nytt ‘and so brought me—cold milk! SAVED BY A RETRIEVER. BY BONNIE MA i Vdon't know how new this story Is MOut tt was perfectiy new to me and 1 tell ft every chunce I have A woman got on a tmin with a poodle @og. When the conductor came through the car he told her either he would have, to put the dog off or she would have to! take !t and ride tn the smoking-car. Bhe scolded and stormed, but the conductor gald it was the rule, and so pretty soon he tucked the dog under her arm and sailed to the smoking-car. In a few minutes two students came and sat down before her smoking pipes. The woman Jeaned forward and sald polltely: “Surely, you see that there ts a Indy present THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 6, (901. the Quips That Caused Them to Laugh. HOW DACHSIE WON THE GAME. | RY DE WOLF HOPPER The funniest thing tha: huppened to me this summer happene! to my dog sa dachahund—one of those dogs with my body and Joe Weber's legs. And hi Cu Brancts Wil Phad with 1 two and the retin That was where telis all about won the game < between th real lordly went too thin story how Dact st: The game Vaudevilles and the segitimatiats of Jam . the Vaudevilles were getting pushed out in the high grass ¢ diam fourth taning, The hear Dachste's 5 hea ing sore, bur T Mgnt know ms ‘en then i We went to bat, and there came af time when w d three men on bases. | It w one of those critical, ellmaxic, quick-breath moments, Someboay | picked up the bat, und’ sent the bail) down the lot, to the feet of a elder, far enough to let third base home, and fill And then{ the first, but that was all. | the pitcher sent n ball that passed the eateher. Ordinarily tt would only have delayed the game while he picked It up Buthe didn’t pick It up. Down from my trap leaped Dachste. | He chased the ball as if It wasp wad! of bone. And when the cate trlea | to pick tt up Dachsle snapped at his hands and flew at his legs. And Dach- ste detained that ball behind the plate} ull second and third base allpped home. Dachale tled the a “I beg pardon, but this !* the smoking- sald the woman, not my fault. I am compelled to alt here on ac- count of my dog.” “That,” said one of the students, “4 ©f coul not our fault, and we have No other place to go. I am sorry, ma- Game, but it can't he helned. \ 2 : s Bonnie Maginn: \ Bluer and and finally when the doz woman reached (J forward the p t ro low th no pine promptly: { Ved and threw it after Then we shall seet* An Rot off, 4 it the students, lito be where they walted on the ur explained the the man to Ment?” othing, t refuse siven the man greater pleas: and there, t, and the wife and th ooked on In a good deal of excitement, and so did & @reat crowd. And sudden! to ry. body's amazement, both men stopped fighting and began shaking hands. “What's the matter? cried. every- py Hoth men pointed up the road, and there the delighted crowd saw the dog gome trotting on, and In hla mouth he the p BRITAIN WONT ky SICH PROTOCOL China Negotiations Are Checked Without Giving Reasons. PEKING, Aug, 6.—The foreign Mintc- ters had arranged to algn the settlement Protocol to-day, but the British Minister Batow yesterday evening notified his co!leagues that Great Britnin was unable to sign. He gave no reasons and the rreeting was postponed indefinitely. NEW SECRETARY OF STATE. Koeller Succeeds Von Putt- kamer in Cabinet. BHRLIN, Aug. 6.—Herr von Koeller, Governor of Scnieswig-Holstein, has been appointed Secretary of State of Alsace-Lorraine in succession to Herr yon Puttkamer, who realgned some time ago. Herr von Wilmowskl, Chief of the Imperial Chancelleries, succeeds Von jayeclise) as Governor of Schleawig-Hol- v band to) We tled ribbons to all his legs and! ars and tafls, and made a procession , with a band that night. At dinner he| sat at Collier's right nand, and ate] mushrooms with nk That wan the ut which | Mrs, Colter said: | “Leta a kolng to have} Marshall Wid dinner.” And Collier protested dreamily: » "Dear, I'd rather have Iamb, if wel can. 1 LONG J TERN Applegate'sSlayerGoes | to Prison for Eigh- | teen Years. TRENTON, N. J. Aug. 6&—Samuel Shinn, why was recently convicted of murder in the xecond degree for the kill- Ing of Thomas F. Applegate, a farmer. of Extonville, wan fentenced to-day to ighteen years at hard lucor in State! Prison, ! Rate was found dead tn his barn, Was at frst supposed that he yen Kicked to death by hin horse. body, when found, lay near the His horse's stall | An investigation led to the arrest of Shinn, He and Applegate were nelgh- {bors and Shinn was accuned of having Pald attent'ons to Appiegate's wife. The latter wax alleged to have been |wullty of fMl-treating his wife, and | Shinn, in company with others dis- |wulsed as White Caps, had visited Ap- plegate’n home and threatened to chas- tise him if he did not conduct himself better, Blood stains were found on the cloth- ing worn by Shinn on the night of Ap- plegate’s death, but the experts cail did not swear that {t was human blo BABY'S DEATH NOT EXPLAINED Coroner to Make an Autopsy on Body of Little George Wood. An autopay will be held on the body of three-year-old Georg: Wood, whose su'l- den death early to-day at his parents’ home, No. 288 Elghth avenue, has not been explained. The child had been ailing for some days and yesterday wae affected with stomach trouble. His mother gave him a doae of castor of} and later took him to Fort George, where he drank a glass eile Ubpeared| to. get Het di a ed to get relle niyht, but Just before dawn began ve breathe quickly and reemed about to collapse, Dr. Hitchcock, of No. 247 West One street, as he iit. Hundred and ‘Thirey-nfeh summonet, but when he arrived t! atari? Ent that Le eaters 101 at something polecnous.- "ay Ave eaten RY LILLIAN RUSSEL. My funniest experience this summer has solved the xervant-girl problem for | | thetr Lillian Russell: HER MAID'S ASSURANCE. me. [have decided the only solution ts to kill all thore excepting the ones to whom tre devoted and would do erything to kecp. This was one of the sort f would have slain. T have acon! thin summer of which I n very fond, The other day Mise Russell, 1 saw —— (naming one} of my ) on the street car the other night in the most stunning white moire coat, with a great boa and muff a friend In town aatd serv of Ince anit ostrich tips, 1 don't want to interfere, but I have been haunted by the iden that If ought to tell you." 1 couldn't belleve it, but when T got home [called my matd: Rennte—we'll call her—came in smil- Ing. “Reasie.” T satd, “why did you weat my white coat and boa and muff in town the other night?” Hut even then I hadn't the least Idea she had. “Why. Miss Russell!’ sald Resste, opening ner eyes. “You was out, and I knew you would have lent ‘em to me if] you had been here." Well, a few houra later, when she owas! in the midst of packing her trunk, It | occurred to me T would be justified in looking in her room, and on her mantel | 1 found a photograph of herself and her sitter wearing txo ittle Parts walsts of which I am espectally fond and vers careful, There were thone two, smiling shoulders, hands up att cheeks. posing In eny waists for festty: occasions. WHILE OUT ON THE BRINY. RY LEE HARRISON. The Joke incon Joe Weber. He says its on me, I don't know but tt ts He and I came over o Wilhelm late last_ mont night out pool. 1 wa 1 asked for a bid Jos pound “Tm bkt a pound. ax soon 14K cher offered a, Ww Who'll raise 1077 1 ; him ‘The Merry Fun-Makers of Broadway Repeat)Variety of Fresh, Breezy Comicalities Given by the Royalty of Risibility. EQUAL TO THE EMERGENCY, RY FAY TEMPLETON, I often laugh when [ recall a scene in front of a Southern theatre where I had just appeared in a Shakespearian play. As we camp out of the stage door two by the unheard-of Shakespeare was a astonishment of all, determination t that {an't on myself, there have been s0 many this summer. one was only Inst week, and ! got it in the presence of more than forty «rin- THE WEBERFIELDS COMEDIANS TELL ZONA GALE: | “THE FUNNIEST STORY | HEARD THIS SUMMER” Here ieldsy4 ; OF HOBOKEN, TELDS fentio Lote Hoboken. tit eggepert- farted to eed Mone on « Shief of Hatlee vas by der Saduriday der heads on der o Jaugned und laughed “3 Ven de iady on de curdain rolled town to de final foot; de be erase up dobnT-Ke lye standing and glozed down der show No show in Hoboken on der Sab TURN ABOUT FAIR PLAY. | 70" bey in ide nai BY JOUN T KELLY. I ean't recognize a joke any more But the very best Ma Toad der men in the midst of a crowd were en-| ning witnesses Blass Dulehiientiaat meueataluentane jJoying a Corbett and Fitesimmons fight.| I was having dinner with Mr. and/ding yells oud of him dot raddled di One was shouting, “I say Shakespenre| Mra. Hopper over at the Gilney House, [Fact leaner mitrdetnlen was a man!’ (Whack!) To which the} We were altting next one of the Twenty-| oy peo 1° Stith "es you bur dot alas shouted back, “I tell you Bhakes-| ninth atreet windows, and in the midat} “Pecauwe. satd der eating man. Deare wa a Dook!! (Wh [of the dinner the moat deplorabte look: |drem bine, “voit said wboud der malian mouth uf [Ing old object I have ever even pre- be =y ara cory fenacitn repented. until some obe spied | Rented himari€ at the open window, Nat | uy Qi aqrmared ge Dutehman, tnnotng: me and shouted out, “Umpire! Umpiret | band. pat von madinse on de Lat her decide.” And so I did, to the| “Mr. Hopper and Mr. Kelly.” ho sald, leat your shob py me, now “I waa once a rising young actor. “What on want.) 1 you nal . deter what do you want tt for?” : But 1 thin eet ator But this ts only a reminder of a par Te 1 was te tell you my name.” hel could tell fe 5 tthe oth H allel cane which h ned to me during | &Mewered, ad me quick | mot ning. The i x my return from Paris thls summer on| enough But | in these | Branch, the St. Paul clothes eroastown One afternoon when sitting on deck T ‘Well, how much do you want? fourth street actor, I knew him--he had overheard my name, followed by a heat- Hoppers hie hand in his pocket er had more than 3%) a week in hut od argument between two well-dressed women, one from Boston and the other much would do you, for instance’ He opened his left hand and showed how In tt oming?”* from Chicago. Ua a Mittle mound af tobacco. ‘aver had in. my life, The Boston woman had seen Fay| “That.” he nald. “I've been savin’ for] aad, “Got a Job with a No. 2. Pa, Templeton in Paris; knew her well:| weeks, hopin’ and hopin’ to get enough | me 40) _ week.” heard her sing in ‘opera a hundred | Just for a clay pipe to smoke It in.” T knew that whole No, 2 waan't worth he's n tall, thin Iady, with aj “Do you mean,” we sald, “that a clay|that, but didn't get time to aay so. JuNt ce Pipe iavall you want inthe world?” then. the conductor touched nim. on the screamed Chicago. “She?| Well, the thing struck lg wo pathetic |ahoulder a child actress and a barl-| that we told the next tale, and in al “Smoking only on the three rear tone; known her ever since the day s Inute he got t 4 through the win-| eats.” he said was born {n San Franelaco, In 1864." rw. He went off blessing us. —— And so they argued hot and heavy tiil| | Two hours iater Honner and 1 were they turned to. me. ccming up_B vay. and around the “An, hero!" they exciatmed together. | wentyceighth street. we sam AS TO GOLF. Here! American lady, Maybe ane | An we passed T caught a her decide. ed thi hac er knew me from 4 oth about partieatar: noment; looked ae wie as Qu Viter she had seen King Solomon, and, membering the two men and Shake: | rare, rolemnniy decided that 1. knew | ‘ay Tempelton better than elther—it | was a book! —_.—_ ENGLISH DENSI1Y. dam; ques tidied a BY SAM BERNARD. Thad my biggest laugh thia summer at an Englishman I was telling about Sew York. How I ever got to telling about the Twenty-third street moving stairway I don't know. But 1 did, and he didn't belleve ome way, Lee Ha and looked inquiringly around mbled push. Over in the corner, sa Kreat big sleepy-looking Dutch- mand whea my eye fell on him he wolemnly nodded. Well, tt went on, and quietly on, until bidding ten pounds. And that bid wan nodded at ike clockwork by the same. red-faced fellow from the Fatherland. “Look here,” ways Joe all of a aud- den, “that's a mood deal for a low pool. Who am [bidding against?” “That gentleman in the ald, pleased an_ auctioneer. Then they all turned and lookel at ‘Then the man nearest him reached Son- me. “Tats is not known to actenca,”’ raid he. ‘What you say is sbeurd. So I went all over it again and told htm more. Still he shook his head and smiled. Then I got mad. “Confound 't!" I said, ‘Mo you think I'd le about a dinky pair of stairs? You fo and throw stones at yourself. He looked at me wonderingly and half smiled again. “Why,” he said, ‘what an extraor- inary request! How would | poaibly ERER FIC WAKES BITTER. Manager Makes New Allegation Against His Wife. ahook him. Then he woke up. The legal battle begun by George Led- erer to obtain possession of his fives year-old son, Mattlind, who ts now ta the custody of her mother, Mrs, Adele Lederer, was begun before Justice Mich In* Brooklyn to-day. Mr. Lederer waw in court with his counsel, Franklyn Blen, and aurrounded by hia friends, Mrs. Lederer had he; nid and wae jocompanied by her two sisters and Lawyer Herman Heydt. ‘When the casa Wax ‘called Mr, filed w traverse In annwer to the wit return to the writ of habeas corpus se- cured by Mr. Lederer last month. In this paper It ia alleged that Mra, Led- erer 1s nddicted to drink. ‘There wax no testimony taken on ch wal he thought either aide. Juatico i it @ case for a referee, that all of facts might be carefully gathered. did not come to a decision. on The Coroner is making an investiga- on, George Wood, the father of 14, ia a clerye in the Wes ern Talon Tele: ny, reputation, BG point. but simply took the papers, A stipulation was arrived at whereby ‘Mr. Heydt was to have the legal cus- tody of Maitland. who will remain in his mother's ct Mr, Lederer has the op- ton/of seeing him when he pleases, Bien, AK BECUN ON Bic NEW BRIDE Another Structure to Connect Manhattan with Brooklyn. mi such a thing? Work was begun to-day on the aecond new Eaat River bridge, which is to con- nect Manhattan with Brooklyn. There was no ceremony tn beginning this {mportant public Improvement. At a signal given by D. L, Hough, Presi- dent of the contracting company, forty workmen of the United Engineering and Contracting Company broke ground at| angin and Delancey atreets, and the | ee work Wan started The superintendence of the work, which Is to be pushed rapidiy, will de- volve on the Vice-President of the com- pany, William H, Sahmide, Kennedy, of his olty, dropped dead here | last night while addressing a taxpayers’ meeting, Apoplexy wax the cause of as lx death. He ty-five years “Democrat and ‘eeu rominent layor of Kingston. * of our tramp in the midat of it. RY FRITZ WILLIAMS. saeiter gi {enalaccisnme: oll plpe-dream, T've laughed most this summer over a Ix face looked all puckered up for a| Rolf joke on me. minut nd then he emiled a winning | T nad for a caddy a conception- pretleatheoumiyinin| tears lone! | TY Say a plpe-dream—of Raphael. He Many's the time I've latened to your) Was a ttle rosy oherub, erect and XOUT) clean-faced and ruffed, and absolutely Kags twice and never suid a word. Do other DETECTIVES ARE PROMOTED. ta wont from him when we not a word from onder 1 wed by the silent gb meginler ola paseed iby on bth red for the field, Five of Them Advanced to the Grade of Sergeant. SOCIETY LADIES Use Pe-ru-na for Catarrhal Derangements a Murphy. ® popular eoclety woman of Oshkosh, Wis., ts an ardent-friea@ to Peruna, She writes as follows of Peruna “About three months ago I contracted a severe cold at au sven- ing reception, which Ued on my lungs and threatened to be very serious, As my mother has used Peruna with good ronults she sent for a bottle tor me, and I found that it gave me bless relief, Before tie second bottle was consumed I was well.!’— Helen Murphy. Mra ck, 3 elas street After giving mo a couple of presariptions leaf es es Due . a ect. iny, physlclan advised, me have ved Peruna and ca: rtully ngellected al sreedy za! fd tt as beng the best remedy for ¢ past year has bom @ se And general lity that T havo Horta has; keptstoa: prong ed Mrs eo | vigorou Liltan Hoenheld. fan Koenheld, the Chicago | Hartman, the famous specialist on 4 Club, Chicago, ML, writes | female catarrhint diseanes, has made ar Last winter my aervous system became augeients to treat all women who apply. free of. overwork with | [08 months Ie secined partt- | Cha nh that my right aly Through the pores of the skin many polsoms POISON OAK, ,,. aisorvea ins the Blood, deramgig the cine lation and affecting the constitution as quickly POISON IVY, ts hears. tem. Just under the skin are inure hair-like blood vessels, and connecting LEAD ano BRASS these with the skin are millions of is conveyed to the blood system. i POISONING, ETC. 33. cyring and summer, while the skin Poison Oak and Ivy and other dangerous plants, Workers in brass, copper, | and zine have their health impaired and the blood supply potsoned through the leaning, them. Iuhaling the fumes of lead give painters that pallid, waxy 5 Pernt of the sk Sharber's Itch is another disease that reaches the blood the system. After the poison has reached the blood and been disseminated throughout the system it is too Inte to resort to local applications, In many eruption on the skin, and all efforts should be directed to the purification amd building up of the blood, Ugly eruptions and sores will continue to break out S. is especially recommended for poisons of this character. So com- pletely docs it destroy the effects of the Oak and Ivy that there is no bility Barber's It building upand purifying the blood and driving out of the cired- lation impurities of every kind, and removing every blemish, sore or eruption frem blood purifier known—the safest and best in all constitutional or blood i Our Medical Consultation Department. and they will carefully consider what you have to say and you will receive a prompt reply, Our aed frou constait Poisoned by Absorption and serionsly as those generated in BARBER’S ITCH, tubes or glands, through which the polsom most active and the pores well open, we are much more liable to be affected absorption of fine particles of these metals and the acids used in polishing and through the skin, and is a most obstinate one wien it becomes firmly fixed in cases the blood is affected simultaneously with the appearance of the rash or in spite of salves, washes, soaps or other external treatment. Ss of its reappearance, and. it is equally as efficacious in brass or lead poisoning oF the skin. There is no substitute for S.S.S.; it is the only purely tion or advice about your case, write our phy physicians have made a study of blood and skin ins, explaining your conditiom, diseases, and you can have the benefit of their experience and skill without any cost to you whatever, Don't hesitate to write fully about yourself, as nothing you say goes beyond our ~~ office. We have a very interesting book on Blood and Skin Diseases, which we will be glad to mail free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, QA. Dentistry. | : a For Sale ae DIREC OPPOSITE EHRICH'S. a CREDIT. PAINLESS DENTISTRY [Bh os2 as, sommes cling at at prices TEETH $3 3, Commi« fF oMurphy got Susy thie him as che game Week, oa morning. After Comptroller Coler ana ses his angel facet Call and get our estimates before Chief Hazen, ex-Chlef of the United uate Tl Knew rather Jnsw going else Lowest prices and Btates Secret Service, made a call is were, He best xuaranteed work in Greater New e ramloniellfinreekdecinrea lant alti ten His mint was a Koand tis BB York, Our instalment or easy-pay- slumbered In hie mouth: ment system—$1,00 down and. $1.00 Eo social visit, the Colonel asnounced the Ding ikdgmpapartner th ne 7 appointment of five tive sergeants, " ed and 1 sald to amy-| pg Weekly on cold and all wor OsnMe | i voor al SCORE | ~ Monday and Saturday Who will now draw 00 a year of the | self deem my now or slay Pure Gold Fill- pen ryjand y Evenings. city’s money Instead of $1,400, which Well, | nit the ground two tnah ings, $2.00 up. FOR , they hava been getting. from the + 1 prunatied Uy Kole clul SIN Fillings, EVERYBODY. The fortunate men are J Tee ot aad rite pcb Z #00, Anything you wast, sino, mas A. Wut howarinesexactatangentior thei ball Gold Crowns, cowie, Cloaks, Jewelry, rucaiture, Dry Goapay Hughes, William Dugg eect Tbe Moan uch: larg aye allentanael | iy =" €5, $7, $10. Shows; burtaees wrictiy contfential, bs notes spoke Wohe = pric W Petroning ts the Ltalian detective who | ciralonemtnteeltnereatant Bridge Work, On! han a record second to none In the hs AAilehereats York department. He has sents MeN apayouldroughtitalmlayieelt murderera and other high crimi with nv spade! > at. back to Italy and other foreign tries tinct he has been on the force than any five men In the Central OMce. NET OFFICER. He waa reduced to patrolman two years @go for some offen against the pow- WAS A CABI Price, Prominent tm Bu: era that be. ; The Evening World printed his record | WI" ©: for Col. Sturyhy's editieation, and it was chanan’s Time, ta 1: upon the strength of this atatement that | Gijyc 6 -Sudge Willian Petrosino got back. Hughie ie capt | CHICAGO, Aug. 6 Judge | Wiltian Titus's secretary and stenographer. Cecil Price, Secretary of the Treaaur “The men were appointed on their under President Huchanan, died here to ence aid Commissioner Murphy. | gay, at the home of son-In-Inw William 8. Newberry, He was elghty six years o HOT AFTER MALVAR. Naa became prominent in the affairs of th Imsargent tot ave When Lincoln was elected Judge Price 431 Eighth Ave, im 2 Bowery, oor. Canal (over bank). Open evenings DIAMONDS,» Given oo liberal terme delivery; bast write - 0-3) MAIDEN LANE OUAIN ENTRANCE. OF BEST TEETH, DR, RANKIN'S DENTAL PARLORS, 56 SIXTH AVENUE i Uy OPEN. | DOWNTOWN BRANC! |B WARIGK STS, ¢°"Rsehtatey ss x $5,$7, $9. Wet. 22d & 234 Sts., N. Ye GOR. CANAL .. Remodelled ana Open daily to (OP Confederacy ; Without Breakfast ” 57 Hee einen '$, DIAMONDS, JEWELRY, MANILA, Aug, 6—Gen. Chaffee haa|neitieh Explorers Of for Antarctic. (leligerey. 90, Sret' paymeat. receives! word that Gen. 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