The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1901, Page 6

5 Saale TE 3$0O8-0-50400065-O8606- 200% HOSPITAL, pESE-DS Ht. © & 8 P8-29DF-8099094-95440450-00-04-99409-4000008 60904: Y jects. The CORD O90.6 23-8 3.6.4-4-6 ese By FERDINAND G. LON D2OS90946 £v6.6-9-8 Medical science at Bellevue made vast strides in the use of club and fist on re- calcitrant patients, but perfection was only attained when a Brooklyn hospital be- came the scene of unofficial kissing treatment. above cartoon shows the seen 8 yecoting effect on the paticnts. Bade 06-9 4-4-6. THE PERPLEXITIES OF LOVER After Sevente: hs These neal | My mind in a mtate of perplexity | over @ young lady to whom I have pate attention for seventeen months. 1 would MWke to marry her. In fact, It 19 mutual. | ly agreeable. | While pursuing a profession, 1 am necessarily in financial straits, and hav. not the means to support 4 wife. twefly-two years of age. 1 salheriuive her/up andvenable) her (to recelve again her large circle of ad- mirera, ag it will be too long before 1 | could possibly think of marria Will you Kindly suggest accomplish this? STELLA) OU acem to have settled thin mat- Y ter for yourself. It does not ap- pear to me that you are very des- perately in love, and marks. I cannot follow} net ston ie mm that it dn financial straits while purs profession, Ordinarily, a pr pursued chiefly for the rea: Prevents or relieves financial distress. |), have though: of You ehould OR HOME DRESSMAKERS. The Evening World's Fashion Hint. Daily me- | hes To cut this Princess chemise tn Alum alze 3 yards of material 24 | wide will he required, with 7 arta of intertion, 33-4 yards of beading, 3 yare : | ur if es \ Wy | ie a il Te gh (fl Ng ae Nay} Wrr " igs eee = phir arg LA ARS She Wonld t HARRIET HUBBARD AYER | things, it ma to me, be vwever, better Inte than never, and in thiy case far better for the young [ity Write he ling her the fi your point of view. She will dot | ndoubstede | py Dear kr & Tam a young man, A doctor and « nurse were the sub- SOLVED BY HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. age, | with a young Indy of seventeen for three! and we parted and sh I n sre you jal! y attentions toa girl forseventeen montha; | 1 your argument that you are necessarily: | 5, ‘i trom] spect and by i FF O8-8-D TS RADDD. NOE G AMARTH TRE F-00844. a s and have been keeping company ars, Last year we had a quarrel 1 was sorry afterward wked her to make up again, but) Md not and ald that al ‘oul main, But tast June vith her and we went out to- 4 while, until one night ane her mother woukt not let her love you have The young lady's affections appear oO have been restored to you, You very young, and the girl ts ‘Mt enourn to Judge wisely, Hy all . the should obey her mother, and ware clever you will counsel her to You will thus gain the mother's re- a Httle tact you can mak her your friend, Why ta tk rdent rest your iThen ind to the fact that a ris your strongest friend in! urt of love? Monkey—I won't pay you. Ye Parrot—I came to collect that small amount. ritit isn't straight. NE WA (Sopyrtant, 1901, by Dally Story Pub Coy “HEN twenty-three yeare old Mary E would jerby was eure that ebe Mist Ellerby marry. | was handsom healthy and well-to-do, No youns woman had a better place in Btaybor- ough society. Richard iaven, better known ae “Dick,” knew this when he began his pursult. He was a big, eauare-Jawed lawyer, wuccessful In most of his cares, to win her if} 1-humanly—pos ie edging and 11-2 yards of narrow a wa! (NO, 3,808, slfos 32 to 40) og 10 cents, Cashier, The world, | Brew) York City." dewn the rooms of his friend, Arthur) Pym Jackson, a young iminister of the] Protestant Episcopal Church. “I've got to have her, Pym," he cried; “I tell you I’ve Just got to have her, O WIN A Tm standing with one foot over the In- vanity Hne right now, and I don’t want to ding the other after tt." “Well sald the divine, between puffs of clgar amoke, “if you've got to have her why don't you take her?" “Do what? Maven, staring at him, re a good fellow, You spar well; way 1 THE PICTURE OF A “POPULAR 1D0L” 2; GYorcceceseeren it ¢ FOUR YEgns 4 not rotten money but good crops. t WHITNEY. WAS KICKED UNDER A TABLE. Last year and in the three preceding years Mr. Bryan was “the idol of the Demoeratie masses.” smbled and shouted and tossed their hats. Women pressed about him in droves to toueh his hand, his garments. for him by the score. And now a convention of Democrats, well representing the| 4 and therefore of the country at large,| Demoeratie masses of Ohi hisses his name, scoffs at h table. 5 An illustration of “the fickleness of the crowd?” Another proof of the “fleeting character of the affections of the masses?” Not at all. An illustration of the common sense of the masses -—of. their refusal to be fooled all the time. A few years ago, thanks to the teachings of the politicians of hoth parties, the masses of our Weftern fellow-countrymen, regard- less of party, believed in free silver. Mr. Bryan was the emboii ment of that idea. He became a popular idol. But while he was making his 1896 campaign the weather and the soil proceeded to demonstrate that what the country needed was The eool heads understood the ideas and—kicks his picture under a point, and Mr. Bryan was bey é The weather and the soil kept on with their object lesson in the 2 | stupidity of free silver, and the masses kept on learning. But Mr. $ Liecrscccsseces Bryan did not learn, While the masses were Cant Gute! Late ¥ going forward he was going backward, And 3 $3 FROM at last, when practically every one in’ the]: £ } Pr eens country with eves to see and ears to hear had s {Roranecirel ay) ro— 3 “eanght on’ Mr. Bryan's fanatieisin” had | & renehed the hyste stage. Tle had be-; é come a “crank.” Perhaps it was a little harsh to kick his pieture under the table, But it must be remembered that Mr. Bryan is a very noisy, most exasperating man, and that he has den able harm, and that he stands ready te do more m his party and a seore of good causes inea chief, if he is able. That kiek may he es led rudeness under extreme provocation, OUR TWO CHIEF OFFENDERS. There are two corporations in this city that seem determined to goad the people to taking severe measures. They are— ‘The New York Central Railroad Company. ‘The Metropolitan Street Railway Company. The New Ye sand people who have to use the tunnel and as many more who live Central has at its merey several hundred thou- aaa, Aad i a, sora Deccccccccceeg Within car and nose distance of its switehing and she loved me and “ _ airs would Ike to gain her love again. ad-| ¢ {yards just above the Grand Central Station, SUOG OR IEE Deu 4 From plain parsimony, from plain greed sidends, this corporation tortures these hundreds of thousands of people every day in the warm weather, infliets upon them the gravest discomforts every day in the cool and cold weather. The Metropolitan, operating under franchises which were stolen from the people, taking from the people its enormous earnings ereapitalization of sev on an al hundred per cent., has at. its merev the travelling public of New York City. Instead of providing enough ears to carry the people in other than rush hours, instead of providing as many cars us possible in the rush hours, this company packs the people in as few cars as possible. The fewer the cars, the less the operating expenses. The less the expenses, the larger the extortionate dividends.’ The Metropolitan does not do one single, solitary act to con- venience the public. Tt treats the public as an ignorant and cold-blooded master treats his draught-horse. The man who could bring these corporations to their senses is Richard Croker. But of course Croker’s orders to his Van Wyck are to let them alone. The only appeal at present is to W. K. PAN apPraL To 4 Vanderbilt and William C. Whitney. Ny be Pl 1) What is the matter with Mr. Vander- BILT A DMR. ¢ { bilt’s Mr. Newman?) What is the matter wtih Mr. Whitney’s Mr. Vreeland? Surely Mr. Vanderbilt and Mr, Whitney do-not approve the doings of the Qeecocccccccetl agents! HORSE HAT TALK. Nigh Horse—I'm going to leave. Off Horse—What for? Nigh Horse—See what guys we are—rigged out in our owner's last year's straw hats.—Chicago Record-Herald, $$ TUE EQUINE STRAW HAT. The ears of some men don't protrude through thelr atraw hats, but in other respects they are inferior to the horse.—Washington Post. WOMAN. not at all," was the) and wants her badly enough to assert Pincl@ response, "You're the one who| his rights, The musical womun necda lacks gray matter. Listen!" Ie sat| the male to round out and perfect her upright and suffercd hia cigar to Ile| understanding of music. Ask Miss El- Idle in his fingers. lerby to marry you and you will get a “You want to marry Miss Ellerby;| plain ‘No’ for an answer, Tell her that she doesn't want to marry you, or| you are going to marry her and refune thinks she doesn't. Bear in mind that| to listen to a negative and she is yoors. 1 know a good deal about her; more,| There never was a simpler thing—a certainly, than she knowa about her-| thing more absurdly almple. I'm sorry self, She plays the organ at my church, | that I told you of It, because you never I've talked to her often anid watched | would have seen it for yourself; you her oftener She Is of the musical tem-/ will be a married man In lean than alx perament. Unknown to herself, deep in| months, and I would a good deal rather w# By H.S. CANFIELD. » “Not at all; ou are a crackerjack with the cleek; “Dick” Haven waa striding up and) 1 don't knew anybody whom I would: have not reached the surface, rather row with, sal! with or tramp! across country with; but you've got one drawback as a companion and a minister; you ought to have some ;her nature are springs of sentiment that| aave you a bachelor.”* ‘They | Haven's square Jaw was net when he want only some one to break the crust |left hiv friend's apartment, over them, I cell you that no woman of] ‘He told the truth,’ he muttered, “It the musical temperament in all of its/ ie absurdly simplo, and if it fails T strength fe from any man of decent | be no worse off, She oan only say ince who has made love to her|after all, and the form in which she says 4 Wherever he went vast crowds | + Babies were named |‘ ( ee At’ SINC MORE oP? raven vator. about 11 P. M., among the also rans. at ae “mn EO ™E ELevator. nae Our flat house boasts an elevator. » our less strenuous tenants. ee ELEVATOR IN OUR FLAT. By T. E. POWERS. \ and gives us all the impression that six men are carrying a plano upstairs. the Indy on the second floor objects to the elevator as noisy and keeps it up till the Board of Health interf As far as noise goes she wins. BOoG nbd H-d08-9 It is a moderately quiet, gentle-voiced elé- Not half as noisy as the man on the top floor who returns home at 8 A. M. we ut iy { (aners) js WHAT A mae NOISE! ¢ ars $ o © > I “SURE THERy THER o 1s MURDER 4 LING Bones ¥ $ o 54 $ s > 3 i 3) PTOI GST OS « But She begins to object res in the interests of The elevator is only GLTTSOIIDITITOIT OOH i THE EVEN NG WORLD'S BIG LETTER CLUB. To a oe « Evening Worl “Here ts a humane suggestion te all telegraph com who employ mes- 1 would merely ask the boys who ride with thelr coats dur- his heated Secs PH W. BROWN. For More 1 To the Fitttor of The Evening World: Should not Riverside Park, frequented by thousands, ve properly provkled with suflictent drinking water?) In thia park there are situated, at a distance of about tifteen blocks apart, three places y at which persona can alleviate the'r ught ts to in the tlow of the exiating fountains, which | ine pipe: iw so ridiculously «mall that see! (it is no greater than that of a stem. If Mr. Clausen be not Inclin have these remedied, any person to nell water in the nark at a glans will be gladly welcomed. V As Epidemi To the Billtor of The Evening World: Your correspondent, E. 3. Haniing. will find that epidemics of suicides and such crimes are as peculiar as other human matters—fashions in dress, amusements and mente “and <tike things. Indeed. Indeed, THE OWNER MADE UP FOR IT. Joggina (to young Toodles, who haa just returned from a hunting expedition)— Were the ducks wild that you shot? Toodles (thoughtfully)—Well—er—no, but you ought to have seen the old farmer who owned them! DAILY LOVE STORY. it matters Heth He found Mise Ellerby at home that evening, and In his left-hand walstcoat pocket was a ring, set with a single dia- mend. He walked sturdily to her side an ahe rose to greet him, and took hor left ham, “You know that I love youl" he rald gently, ‘and, as we are to be rparried, I havepbrought your engagement Fing.” In another second the ring was on her finger. Tpen he took both of her hands, She looked at him, then at the ring. ina dazed fashion. He allpped an arm about her waist, drew her to him, and held her firmly. Laying hiv cheek against here, he whispered: “It Is better #o, lw It not, sweetheart?” Mies Ellerby struggled faintly In- sl. lence..A hundred omotions went througt, her. They’ ‘were so switt that ehe could not classify them. Shame, anger, a temptation to laugh, half a desire to cry Were among thom, — She tried to hold her head erect, but some magnetivm seemed to draw it downward toward the man‘s shoulder. {| Pecullarity tn observable, ;T¥en religious revivals and reforms are All that need be done in order) subject to the same sort of epidemtcal Pecullartty. Even among children in their games and toys this same strange and, stranger sull. even the great ocean Itself Is no barrier to the contagion, or infection, or whatever It be. These epidemice in all things seem to fome and ko, and are periodical. 1 Not studied there matter Under sounding nit edt! i er no certaim nis surmise and i xeetn that In what the ‘aptete. award nome strange at work {nity wclously, and often certain ways, Who Own ‘This Carrier To the Edttor cf The Heening Worl: Will you please publish in your paper that a carrier dove was caught my cat? to had a rings one marked “"'N, i brass band with “ Bt ony ‘ite died last night. 8. F. Al pA Bath her @ erhe dove OOD, . Park Fountatns Fatal to Beas To the EAltor of The Evening World: We should xecure some arrangement for the suffering birds in the park to enable them to drink and bathe in the fountains, I have seen in several parks birds/that, trying to drink and bathe, fall Into the water and are drowned, I was able to save a couple of those birds, fallen into the water, by fishing them out with my cane. But others could not be rescued because too far in. It Is quite dangerous, as the rescuer might Hall in himaelf. It ts almply horrible to ace those little creatures trying to sere ying before the eyes of theriren “and. Krownt persons WhO. are Unable to help them: oe aTSON, A Vies fcr Suffering Morses. ‘To the FAitor of The Krening World: T appenl on hehalf of the poor horsee to try and have hose attached to the rants that atand useless dure Taa%ae hor spells, so that drivers coulé give their horees water. 7 Gove oop NIGHT. x EARY I lay my busy pen fe away, i Good night, sweet love, good night; Dear thoughts of you shall close my day, 7 Good night, sweet love, good § night; Bsrhe pale moon through the win- dow peeps, thy love this closing moment keeps; - f Good night, sweat love, good § night. \ ‘The lamp doth low and lower burn; Goot night, sweet love, goa Again sho struggled, and the head sank | lower, Perhapa her rtrongest sensation wan astonishment at herself—her heart beat so, and overmastering lnesitude was In every vein, and her head, despite her will, mnk lower and lower. It rested finally. Then Hayen took her chin in a broad palm tilted It up, and Klsred her full‘on the lips, For verification of the account of the foregoing incidents the curious may in- quire of any member of the Stayborough Pallas Club, the Stayborough Auto Club, the Steyborough Golf Club or of the Rev. jAritur Pym Jackeon, D. D. first thought to you will turn; night. night, ‘rhe moon hath hid behind, the tower, ‘The clock hath struck the midnight frour, And stillness bower, Good night, sweet love, good) night. William EAwin Wiliisme, sweet love, hangs o'er qiery