The evening world. Newspaper, June 4, 1901, Page 8

—: She “Dearly, Loves a Gentleman.” Dear Mra. Ayer: Tam @ young lady eeventeen years old and dearly love a gentleman thirty- two years old. I cannot teH If he loves Me or not, as he has never shewn his love. Would It be etiquette for me to make any advances? HEARTBROKEN. T would distinctly not be “atiquetto” ] for you to make advances. Believe me, you will not die, You cannot imagine how such harder It {8 to dio at sixteen of a broken heart than you at present think. ‘The gentleman {s rather old for you, Dut that ts neither here nor there. If he cares for you he will make It evt- dent. If you attempt to force matters he will be very apt to take a disilke to you. For, as I have remarked a thou- and times before, men want to do their own courting. They do not wish to be run after. Beware of a Jealous Man. Dear Mra. Ayer: T have been going with a young man for about one year. My people havo rather objected to him on account of his religion. Then, too, ey Imagine he ts not of as good birth ax he might be. Nevertheless, they have not tnter- fered with my going w excecdingly fond of him and have given OR HOME = *** DRESSMAKERS. The Evening World's Daily Fashion Hint. 41-2 yards wide, 36-8 yards yards ${ inohes wite. tucking, 1-4 yard of all-over lace, sde(ot Insertion, will be required to ustrated. | young man must come) here a1 THE PERPLEXITIES OF LOVER JEALOUS lover ts apt to ina most unpleasant husband. A for making an husband. HE DON’T-KNOCK CLUB. By FRANK PARKER. oleiniteiciriciivick teininini int Though with schools I’ve been a-clashing and appropriations smashing, Til a family resemblance unto thirty cents they bore; t Yet my hammer I’m a-hocking as a sign I'm done with knocking, And beefstenk’s the only bird this Knocker'll punish any more t teen ieeicieicinieieieieeleienieie belch teieiecieiieieicieteieieieieiebieieteleieiedinteteieinieteleietetete! “t Up every one of my friends for Mm. na] your vile ho Ig exceedingly Jealous, He will make | an engagement with me, then w send me a telegram that It tn dle for him to call or else rend lectful lover is the raw mater absolutely impos: I think you are extremely mild tn! “SOLVED BY THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, JUNE 4, 1901) ad NO. 3—THE SCHOOL KNOCKER. ws HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. a tion. A man doey at with a wom MUN reasons. He kes great care There ta no an exe at all. Now, do you @ink ft exact! ts point. A man right to treat a young lady tn this) s - with a woman at manner? I have never been acc’ st know better than to to It, Fe fashion you de- place I should quiet- vnee, and when the an explanation 1 ft to him oon the tinea Tf 1 Mould ety have s\ The Cigarette Fiend. This is a youth in Gotham town Who thinks that he {fs hard to down. He has hit the pipe by night and day And thinks he has the right of way. Now that he’s struck the cigarette He'll soon be missed from sight, you bet. VoL. 41 Published by the Press Publishing Company, 53 to 68 PARK ROW, New York. tered at the Post-Omice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. [HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FIRES A YOUNG MAN’S AMBITION. dent, unexpectedly fell heir to $500,000. Decccccccccecd $e's GoING To ¢ ¢ tune and what high ideal of youth he purposed {PRY TO TREBLE» ¢ HIS MONEY. ¢{ Qeeeerseesere increased his opportunities. “I'm going to give up medicine,” said the young man. going into business with the hope of trebling my money.” Not with the hope of being-useful to’his fellow-men. Not with the hope of making a name for himself. But solely “with the hope of trebling my money.” This young man did well to give up medicine. He could not possibly have made a good doctor. He would have been one of those workers who work “simply to make a living.” And, except journal- ism, there is no profession which looks so coldly on men who are in it ‘simply to make a living” as the medical profession. It calls for enthusiasm, for devotion, for love. It is always melancholy to find a young man whose whole idea of life is the idea of getting rich. Milton says of Mammon, in his famous description of the Council of Fallen Angels, that he was “the least erected spirit that fell from Heaven.” And of all the men who fall away from the right ideas of being of use to their fellow-men the “least erected” are those who retire from the real world to the black caves to grub for gold. “Tm MONEY AS A MEANS TO AN END. An Englishman flinging at Pierpont Morgan the other day said he had nothing but the “rnoney-making instinct.” But that is precisely what Mr. Morgan has not. It would be difficult to find a man more careless, more indifferent about money than he. He is a money-maker by accident. { MORGAN Axo $ His real profession is organization. THis real $ THE «MoNBY- 4 : . ate = $0 owanune — $__ talentis the genius for organizing. His father Bb ‘ 6 3 nstinect.» 4 was a great banker and his talent therefore Deccccccceceey took the casiest way open to it. There never was a great man who had “nothing but the money-; making instinet.”” To have that instinct highly developed is in itself a bar to greatness, THE BEST EDUCATION. Wp at Vassar the faculty has turned the management of the institution, so far as discipline and all matters affecting the life and conduet of the girl students are concerned, over to the girls themselves. Vassar is to be a college for education in self-government. The new course is the greatest and best course in the college. It should he adopted wherever youth is being trained—in the home, at school, at college. There is nothing so important, especially in this democratic Republic, as the teaching of the individual how to restrain himself, how to reason with himself, how to respect himself, and therefore his neighbor. BEWARE OF SHALLOWNESS. The other day The World commented upon the Chicago pro- fessor's assertion that parting the hair in the middle is.a sign of de- Qeecccsccceceo generacy. It was pointed out that nature has ; Ad ihitioet ate ; parted the face in the middle and has evenly ; THE WAIR. $ distributed the:members of the body on either side of a central line. This plea in mitigation of the custom of all men in the past and of many men in the present has not yet heen answered. But tho fact that it cannot be answered has only the more inflamed those who are in the habit of judging their fellow-men by externals. It is not a sign of degeneracy to attach exaggerated importance to small personal peculiarities of taste. But it is a sign of another quality which men of sound and enlightened and seriots mind: do not possess. f I FLATTERY, “Charley, dear.’ sald Mre. Torkins, ‘the grocer sround the corner charges us almost twice as much as things are worth.” “Why don't you kick?’ “It's auch a compliment. Tt ows we aren't getting a Mt olf. You know we have just moved in the nelghbarhood and he evidently takes us for a newly mar- ried couple."—Washington Star, td DON’T TALK GOLP. Niblack—That was an excructatingly funny Joke you wrote—ha! ha!—ebout cilow win didn't know a “bunker” from a “‘stymie.” Phunniman—Made a hit with the golfers, eh? Niblack—Yes. Such tgnorance tn laughable. Paunniman—tI suppose so. Say, what are ‘bunkers’ and “stymies," anyway? —Catholle Standard and ‘Times. the A HASEBALL JOKE. “Mommer,” aald the languid young lady who reclined on the parior sofa, "do you think it Is wrong for a girl to throw hereelf at a man?’ Mommer replied: "Not tf he Is a good catch, dear.""—Denver Times. (Copyright, 191, by Daily Story GILMAN ung ranchwoman on Bear Creek In Nebraska, HELEN’S HOSTILI . Helen, we could hardly expect that fine a clains would remain un- nome “straya” which she had thought were hopelessly lost. Helen Gilman wor riding wlong on her pony, inspecting attempt.” “On, you shan’t give vp the clali cried Lottie quickly. “You got it fattly, and I don’t care two straws for it. I! A young man of this town, struggling along as a medical stu- The reporters called on him to Jearn how he felt about his good for- to accomplish now that chance had enormously [taken ti the law would let mo hold some of her cattle, when Ellery @fove “For my part, I'm not | be perfectly happy now,” ehe salt {t,"" salt Lottle, to her wlster, a girl of sixteen, who| sorry that Ellery Chase has taken 1 | Hved with her, “If 1 could have heid | He's so handsome and pleasant. ‘Then | that clains until you were of age, And) he's not to blame for what hin father to think a man should get tt, and worat | did." of all that man Lery Chase, the son of| “Why, Lottle Giiman, r who caused our father to) mean? Jose his property tn Michigan by finding what do you anded her sleter. | “Vil marry claim after atl, up the strays and in a atraightforward way explained how and where he had found them, “And 0," he commented later to Lot- tle, with @ smile. “your sister has a double gredge against me. I took the claim your sister had i view for you and I happened to be the son of a/law- some flaw in 1! . It's an outrage! None of the neighboring ranchmen would:touch that land as long as I kept my/cattle) grazing there, and.now that gobble wight - by she returned tn her teasing tones, A few day! fter this dialogue be- tween the sisters, Ellery Chase ren- fered th) young manchwoman a serviee Anding and returaing to her yer who won a cese against your father. when we were all children, Well, It Js strange, isn't it? But I'm going to re’ move Miss Gilman's prejudices if I bave has alw betn Helen's ambition to have m irn ranchwoman, too, #0 we could Ive old-matd cattle queens on ad- Joining clatms Platte River. She started to cross the stream by en old ford not often used. Her pony hed traversed only a few. that! the: Neos YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN. Mrs. Nextflac is going to have a borrows your wife's test dress. Spine HAVE \ Peers By T. E. POWERS. 5 o'clock tea and ‘the pjgno; but When they have borrowed nearly everything the fixt-house can afford they take French leave, and thelr @e- commodating nelghbors wonder how it happened. They came pretty near forgetting about borrowing ot Safe} cates. ‘. ‘es Jusr neap \tT AB LONG AS You LiKe” hey get It just the same, THE KICKERS’ CLUB IN REGULAR SESSION. | Kick Against Early Closing. To the Editor of The Evening World Why are so many resorts of amuse- | ment of the poor closed so early in the | day, especially on Sundays?) Let us have evenings at the Aquarium and at other muntetpal resor:s. If we want to fo to church Sunday we find many places of amusement closed when we leave. Grant us more liberty. We pay for tt. TAXPAYER. Kick Againet Saloon Trick. To the Edmor of The Evening World: 1 know of nothing calling for more vigorous kicking than the reprehensible Practice of so many saloon keepers fe plenishing case bottles with vile, cheap compounds. The proper bottle | duced all right, but {ts avntents something fearful pre to contemplate, A man Is a chump to call for 18-cent atuft when he can get the same by merely calling for whiskey, for 10 cents. LFW. Kick Againet American Wom To the Eiiter of The Evening Wort Has the married American woman of medium standing any refinements? Yer and no, She {x really a fine and fancy plece of furntture. Picture with a little never heard there “Quicksand!” she oL wi With Increasing apprehension Helen felt her herold Ilttle pony sinking deeper and deeper in the treacherous quick- sand. At last the clatter of a horme'n feet told her thet some one wan coming. Then a: strong Hariat settled down over ‘her stoulders, Chage’s voice called to he “Keep cool, Miss Gilman. Can you see the third man? Puzzle. TY,, & BY ADIL SESONs DHE DAILY LOVE STORY. she fainted, “Miss Gilmat week after the rescue from the quick- am going away.” ahe asked with a startled “I cannot stand it to live near you and not be more to you than I am," he answered. “Stay then," her hands to him, with the light of love in her eyes. n4 so I am to have the claim aft laughs Lottie; ‘I suppose I must She has a silk dress sald Ellery, about a} she sald, holding out | 9 [and a very big, nice and expensive hat, ‘At her home there ts a parlor, nicely kept, Det | heavily furnis: often|a dirty kitchen. As for cooking, she has . forgotten the husband needs brealsfast before going to busine: Even lunch time passes by and she does not know it. As for her own lunch—well! canned i woods, ice-cream soda for beverage and } candy for dessert. Is this refinement? If m I kick against tt. SORRY TOSAIT. Kick Against Long Walk. To the Diltor of The Evening World: Why on earth when the city gave us that magnificent zoo at Bronx Park did it not give us also the means of getting there? It is a half-mile walk from the nearest railroad or trolley Une to the gates of the 200, Léttle childrey and fragile women are em- hausted by the necessity of walking a soll mile, besides having to traverse such magnificent distances when ence within the grounds. It te an outrage Taence." °" pUBASORE SEDI Kiek A, t Tobacco Fumes, To the Editor of The Evening World: I started to walk across Brooklyn Bridge, for fresh afr. Just after pase- Ing the New York tower I opened ey lungs to the full for a draught of the river breeze. Pouf! A sickening whiff _ of olgarette amoke! Undismaye@, I tried again further on. Phew! The staggering fumew of a pipe! A few more eteps and another effort. Bah! The malodorous cloud from a cheep cigar! It was a discouraging experience. Where shall fresh air be found? And why fen't there a separate earth for burners of vile wi LOVE. OST men know love but as A part of life; They hide {t In some cor- ner of their breast Even from themselves; and only when they rest In the brief pauses of that daily. atrife = * Wherewith the world might else become no rife They draw it forth (as one draws forth a toy To soothe some ardent, kiss-ex- acting boy) And hold it up to atster, child or wife. Ah me! why may not love an@ life be one? Why walk we thus alone, when by our side,* Love, ike a visible god, might be our guide? How would the martes grow noble, and the street, Worn like a dungeon door ty ‘weary feet, ”