The evening world. Newspaper, May 1, 1901, Page 10

THE WORLD: WEDN SDAY EVENING, ECTACULAR BANQUET. By T. E. POWERS. vol, t ‘ublished by the Preas lublinhing Company, 83 to 63 PARK ROW, New York. Entered at the Post-Otfice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. ‘WHO'LL WIN.--PHILBIN THE §N\IL OR DEVERY THE DESPERATE? ne | | 6 a | , well-meaning, well-mannered, intelect- fr. Devery-—well, Mr. Devery is unlike Mr. ually able gentleman Philbin és ay every reminds one ed that lieutenant of tan whom Milton describes ag “the strongest the fiercest spirit that fell from heaven.” ‘sy thieves—by permission of the Police is fullot The tow The town Department. especially the children of the poor—by Department. hin, with a polite bow and in a polite tone, ‘. uttention to this state of affairs. Mr. smile and an insolent shrug cf the shoul- And Mr. Philbin erime, traps for ehi permission of the Po Now, polite Mr. has called Mr. Deve Devery, with an insolent ention to polite Mr. Philbin ders, has paid no is standing in an uner arith an embarrassed red in his cheeks. Le does not know what to do, thus to hesitate. He ought to take Mr. Dev- ind throw him out of the Police Department. Section 117 of the Penal Code—gives him the au- And his oath as Distriet-Attorney makes it his But he ought ne ery by the The law— thority to do this. duty so to do, Mr. Philbin has in his desk evidence against Devery hy the tly the same character as that which so speedily drove Capt. Westervelt out of the department. Why does not Mr. Philbin use it? ream of v If Mr, Philbin uses this evidence merely against captains he will only put Devery and Murphy to the slight troublu of creating inlieleieinleleleleleleleleteletelsdeleleleleteteinle lee feefebeiefelobefelefofetntetntntntalafatotatotatatatutat, lity. in does not assail Devery he need not be surprised Lrregant pers If Mr. Ph if the jecring smile with which Devery is now regarding him shall wt R. | and] tes thintdity estrils of the 1 small vers | AS IS EXPLAINED oe * BY HARRIET HUBBARD AYE ny backward spread to the face of the whole community, WILLIAM WANTS THE NEWS. eau ‘erazy man” the Kaiser has just done a remarkably sane continue reading clippings from domes- tie and foreign newspapers and instead to look at the newspapers themselves—forty German van and three Aystrian. Hitherto the Kaiser has been under a press censorship. Soman or ween ayhich is mor: qmouth a7 8 HARRIET HUBLARD AYER. | ritalls pre learne and proper, what every man in a responsible position must know if he is to act ree, ariel Wisely and prudently. PRY The most sensible despot that has lived in recent centuries was lerick the Great. Ile not only tolerated but even encouraged a ave all small ‘like the Hon, f¢ earafandathal hi for ex. free press. [lis theory was that a free press would be a vent for f rie md ear ativan : Bess ‘ ence eraltaconstasiy oe Ar F i tye creat money. | POPUlar discontent and would enable him instantly to allay that die- Fale i cigrentlmanes y obstinate len are renrce ee content when well founded and would itself by free discussion allay 2 the discontent when not well founded, But then, Frederick the Great was one of those rare monarchs vho could have got and justly got his “divine right to rule’ con- by popular vote at the polls at any time, nd wor = sar, OR HOME LoL DRESSMAKERS. World's AS TO WALKING. eowmalt that sitisws Daily To cut tho Oy tet wetat In me eS ui Se fum size 45 n h oC 2h ‘ = 4 4 Ta Oe HEAD FOREMOST. A vonny women of a Conneetieut seminary are tak- inches wide " z rallte bead veaur ncn hea IRN : ee i will be ‘req : hund mile tranp for health and pleasure. Their example over lace t To cut the with yoke effect, ¢ is commended to sueh persons as can get out of doors and won't. Thomas Costello is taking a tramp of a little less than a thou- sand miles from Sedalia, Mo., to Buffalo, N. Y. Consideration of his case is recommended for such persons a3 { pe feel that it is too hard work to collect the living } AND A MAN, { vbich the world owes them. Ineidentally, Mr. : trvecererererereverererer# — ( ostello is a shining example of the unselfish < | hashand, : ih nomaker of glass toys, this tramper over many States. iso stat the Pan-American show. But all the ht would pay but one fare thither. Tt is Mrs. nthe one fare, while ‘Thomas walks and pushes nye two small sons, \ nneetiont will be brown and merry and sun- after their hundred miles, Costello—he will be a patient toy-maker, after his nine hundred miles and more, a weary behind hin, some little hope before, and peace in his heart. oe @AB vis he hi ello who r saw The girls in Ce trengthened out for them coal holes when they're open, ! VE STORY. = eso D Al LY LO Q TO-DAY'S AUTHOR, & WILL S. GIDLEY. AY) Story twiehing Pang Prather tke tt—that ts, f would if ere came a ring at the doorbell.|from The Corners, and I am helping e wasn't fo trout .Rrowling like a bear, Hrown want | ratse the money for @ new carpet for the it MW BROWN or Wish T had a Chinaman | he front door, wht he violently ry of our church.’ ar Www as the pelghs) mecand speaking of a Ch Hung open “Why—er—pxcuse me, Mra, Perkins. sealled him, was minds me that Av mY went off) "G' was!” he shouted, wa his hand | stammered Bachelor Hrown, in confu- young and pleasant-faced | sion, him, exactiy as it he were | yard ing my elirte eyes i doa couple of Mat. tn .Sott yirons from and placed them | trying In jhe would never come back, |0% the stove. nominutes later,» mutatening his ight forefinger, he ¢ petit, ‘ rea only Hi that she ® route, kes a ly touched the hot tron with tt, Just an | bis nor meray er Wto\do, buts J of.| Mut: Inatend of doing an requested: the . yigeorry Aunt Abwie Fo! lrawing the finger, he |tady calmly held her ground end Ut out—or 1 pressed {t against the slzziing | “Why, good afternoon, str, Brown.” they Hm Glad of jt! She has bossed metal until 1t acorched his flesh. With aj sho anid tn a musical, well-modulated ropnd Pmbour long enoucn. | without tre Mr, Br. “I—you can put me down for six , and—and I “hope you won't say off “the stoop. [anything about the way I treated you of your books! | when you called. You aee, I took you for de give ‘em t9/ aq took agent.” Then he told her about Aunt Abble cleaving out and of his futile attempts at troning and baking. “Poor mani” saki the widow. "Really, Mr, Brown, I feel sorry for you, and If you will permit me to do so I will he glad to come in and straighten up the Aunt Abbie, kopt house’ tn: dar jat the rathe ft anger a week lady defor to shoo x hen Don't want an at read ‘em if y I've jhew! of agony, he dropped the flat-lron—| voice. “You seem excited. Don't you eown master for a fow days, ‘an cight-pounder at that—on his foot. ¢ know me? I am the Widow Perkins, 4 * Py MAY 1, 1901. My Philbin. Mr. Philbin is a little timid. | full of unlawful resorts, dens of vice and |= tin attitude, twisting his hat in his hands, | z ce eaptains of the same kind, Tf he uses it ‘Tt x gainst. Murphy he will only put Van Wyek | * to the slight trouble of appointing another | t x Vice-President Ted Inst night had a feast Murphy. But if he uses it against Devery he x + x Aether ube Jere the bean Is the only wild beast will jerk out the foundation of the entire system of police corrup-}%¢ t BOS Fee eR eS Ae ago Simeg eater Sop + tion, ‘To throw Devery out of the department-—Devery the bold, + + ‘Twne a epentacle ocul eyes to vex, i Devery the reckless, Devery the defiant—would strike terror to ALICE—Why do they call it an insane asylum? ‘ For the banquet was speek'd all over with specs every police officer who is now hiding behind Devery's powerful and RABBIT—Because if you go in sane they'll drive you crazy or knock your, papers, two French, two English, one Ameri-| sald only what the man who made the clippings thought was fit] ne woman's 4 Hereafter he will learn what he really ought to know, | seams to lack ACHE NEW ALICE IN WONDERLAND. By FERDINAND .G. LONG. ehiebhieelebriceiceieicriciee telat : ‘rou oro UAa'— Tir TEACH : You TO DISTURB me AND 2 CALL ME AWAY FROM A : WeT CIGARETTE Sey en | tt mm Cs a sa ty ininimt ‘. + F AY Irictei= t wicicieinivicieiieleticielenielele ee EPR EH! eee . brains out with a club. -And why do they call a hospital a hospital? —Because the young ambulance doctors heve no patients tients they are called to see make tham sick. Their skill is kill ALICE—Why are the police? RABBIT— Bec they do All the pa os they darn WORLD'S broken and ha pole: eof danger) 4 hrough this Who ts to od preach To the HAIL orn hew their jot having ft or made love think thix a { What 9 j niPoper } SS v t our hundred y age It | a foo} f fistant Janitors of public sch: jetters, f Then’ hy do all the work from 5A. Moto lt alas, tho tinoly [every day for $10 of $12 per month and tard ! Vonis ni PEN, rd) know what became of our bill a\re the Janitors going to have all Jown way? Let others take up oy ause, ASSISTANT JANITO! ny Poataue, Poor Prof. Cro, yomind all he J Re Who In at Fault? To the Falter of 7: For To the Elltor of T: Evening Worlt Friday, April 3, What do you say to making a radiest ee a eee % Besar range in the p yatem by havin i :) 8. x R hole tn the mid ange inthe pratal eyatem | by having. Mo were any other ¢ try tts ruler in front of > street was| penny postage Wl of two-cent post- BASEBALL NOTE. } and democratt> eq | but tt mas be carrie i ARTHUR POOLE, A Snrenatic Comment. To the Eiltor of The Rvening W our hard-working poll a portion of the latter's a by this whole How does he au }to live If he dons ¢ jaries? To my mind t: ellest. things ‘The Mreaking of Wills, f The Eveving Worht up again ¢ mind the hideous ine jquity of ec K and breaking wills, A man surely has a right to say how his own money shall be disposed of; and alter these dispositions after his death strikes me as ‘ttle short of rob- bery. There shoukl be a law againet it all, PERRY HEATH. For International Sport. To the Editor of The Evening World: Why {@ the cup race the only Fng- Ush-American sporting contest? Why not have annual internat‘onal horse shooting, boxing, fencing and matches, foot races, jumping At-throwing? This would give Sport an 4 uv all over the world and would weid closer the chain of frendship vhat binds the twin nations, SPORTSMAN, rest and LOVE'S INTUITION. “ | TRUST thee, darling,” he de- clared, “I would expect to nee ‘Tho wpreading desert all abloom Ero thou turned false to me. Ceres “Tho plicher had a very slow delivery." LOR’S DILEMMA. housework, ways Uked.”” "Deur! dear! what a time you must| Brown, a few minutes Inter, stepped | have hud of it," exclaimed Mra, Per-| over closer to the widow, who waa roll Kins, ax she surveyed the wreck Brown | ing up her sleeves In readiness for tho had made, “and all over the froning of | four-tub, and looked at her steadily a shirt! Now, tf you will bring in the! uti finally she became awure of his “I truat thee, love, e’en an I trust The constant sun to rise Over yonder hills, to-morrow morn, And gild the grateful skies." She gazed upon his manly face, a He sought to hold her fast, But, turhing with an angry eob, She broke away at lat. He heard her flercely say: “Aha! Your consclerce troubles you— B What ‘have you done to-day?" —6. B Kiew. other fron and alt down and watch me| gaze and lifted her eyes. I'll show you how easy It Is to do tt." ell,” whe mald, smilingly, “aren't “Well, {f you umierstand housekeeping | you going to hunt up a housekeeper?” all through as well na you do troning So, | think not,’ was the quiet ro- shirts you certainly must be a wonder, | pl ve got one already that sults me Maybe you oan tell me what ails this! Hetty well, and a wife in the bargain— bread I' made yerturt Halt’an hour inter, when the matter “No," laughed the widow, “I haven't pad ren: arranged, obthenentira canter wot time to analyze that bread, but I f Ss will make a nice batch of croam) bis-| (ore sultans huhotent heeet co Ker cults for you-the kind Mr, Porkins al-| baking! = m3 ; 19