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RONCO-BUSTING ON BROADWAY. By T. &£. POWERS. IP-TOP TIMES IN TIPVILLE. ete seatetentet .. ‘. tententestectetnt = a von a ete Resitivestetsvesessuscese NOI 487 BD AS aN riefeiebelelelnieeiebei-e it i inieicicivini-} Published by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to @ PARK ROW, New York Entered at (ne Post-Office at New York as Becond-Class Ma!l Matter. A NEW AND REPULSIVE SPECIES OF HUMAN HOG. ME (1S ONLTA MILLIONAIRE Herve dan illustration of a most contemptible kind of seltish- hess: The driveways of the Central P: y narrow. Every -!-! owded frernoons, they are cabs, carry-alls, afternoon, and espeeially on Sun Ineies pacity. In the earring hevend their oI-i-[e!- ithe bieveles women and children predominate. ‘The Park Board, by elose attention, has well solved the prob: PLEASE DEPOSIT YouR TIP WITH THE CAoOUIE lemoof safety. ‘There are surprisingly few idents. wwoceme the owners of th celeletelelnt sannoving, dangerous, foul cat Ses FE SESE FEPSRERETEOT adunitting all kinds smelling, noisy gas wagens. The Park Boar SO St Ot Ot SO Geeseeeeeeees of electric vehicles that are quiet and inoffen To MPR THOUSANDS OF muiisan has refused te admit. the admit them would be te caus eee daily ad ‘-e-e-0-0- ale of this obvions truth, the ewne ny deaths. Inf nts, many maining f the nus: are pushing a bill through the Legishiture that will adiit them te the Park, What do they eare What if the many are imperilled 2 Let the many stay at home! forthe comfort and safety ef the thons: And, as these men have a strong “pull,” the Leg threatens to pass the bill. POLICE CRITICISM OF THE M’CORMICKS | The police, who have done nothing to find the MeCormick bo. eiefeitei-f-i-t-t rely about the course his family has taken in re now talking: se offering a rew r his return and “no questions asked.” This, says Capt. Titus, is “compounding a felony.” ‘Techni-} ard of this kind. And, no} cally, no doubt it is a crime to offer ar qeeeeeeeeeeeee doubt, it will be a dangerous thing for all the as TO ner . s Sty itv NEMERGUNDING ; saga Tall the ch dren of the community if Willie MeCormick’s abductors should * es = A FELONY. ne toeeereeeeeeeee? neo with the “honest gambler,” pocket wiriel-i-t You may lose your clothes on Wall street tips, but recent events show that if you are a wuiter jn a New York hotel you have a sure thing on at least S100 a Week in tips $5,000 as ransom money for his return and get off with it. But let any parent put himself or herself in the place nd father © moment. What would you do if your Se ee tee aera ae iets SALT ‘AND PEPPER ARE GOOD FOR HEALTH.’ ~ authorities had, in effect, mocked at your misery, thrown doubt on f this SERRE EERE EEEE EEE EEE Er inh Sithiieieis cist boy's mother What is the use of.going out West to Buffalo Bill’s ranch to learn rough-riding when every cable car on Broadway {sn continuous school for this perilous sort of thing? ‘+ and fou st! RARERSRREEAEEOS your account of your child's disappearance, intimated that it was uot i dered, is just a ease of runaway, and that if it wasn’t then the child was our the flay AND ITS DEAD. a» a}! a BY TALMAGE. drowned or otherwise killed? emcee crabes to of the best remedies for a dis- ed digestion ie hot water, te which has been added salt and paprika, If and | taken ai fu and a half before SeEereree AMERICA’S: WESTMNSTER ABBE the food to hat they hive standpoint ts unimportant thing and ¢ mportant in making the Ivocating the use of 1 a t ‘ ¥ ms ‘ ink o e rights re ity? 1. Yo y | ve of freakfas of this very palitas Jana has vied with tt» metropolis. dud Isabella Graham and Henry Herah.| Would you weigh earefully the harm that might be done to other Roane y taking two sh sof ‘Tho most beaytiful hills of Europo| the apostle of mercy to the brute cre- 3 < outside the great cltlen are covered with | ® : ttlon a parents and children by paying the kidnappers roundly to return obelisk and funeral vase and arched, 5 Mteratt the Careys, Alte! vour lost loved one? Gateways, and columns and parterros ; 1 Phoebe a 1) Paulding and Mthonor of the inhumated. No; aan Fecapp ay oct ieiead ens raiists, Bennett and Raye} 6 cnate McCormick family have been under and be held back, Mitchell, original simplletty such as pepD 1 found human nature cannot stand such a strain as this un siirect result of over-eating ent mastication, and weak- tion means undermined sys you Wil pre Hesides Improv Jaw or no law, from seizing the last, the only For this purpose Pisa has its arcades tentists, Ormsby of marblo sculptured into exquisite bas- rellefe and the features of the dear faces that have vaniehed. Genoa has its terraces cut into ¢omt=; Constantinople covers with cypress thr silent habitation: Paris has tts Pere la Chaise, on whose heights rest Belzan and David and Maral Ney and Culer and La Pince and Moltere, and has much to er work the stomach t« font aying ds, upeet, dt ds | fluids: thus 1h ton. form thelr vo toward tert will practically disadle mnay de foatin: anstri> ju work of youth and off fe dley much rishment should ge it should trees of tom te mak ehild's “vaeant chair” remaining chance of seeing the filled once more. Don’t blame the MeCormicks. Put the seen TH E KICKERS’ CLUB KICKS IN GOOD STYLE. vat fun, of ¢ of them my teacher, the lasxmate the Inventors, Howe, rine, and | x us of woman-layery home in the city is menaced. ame where it belongs—upon the city authorities Wiek Against Cre a mighty group of warriors. and poets and painters and musicia ays ry To the The Hvenine ars, often le San fal foreign nati Se po RoC ae He THE PHILOSOPHY OF FLANKING. Hse vin St tt ing padines inderhait tn this elty fs the nite ye, We are supe interment, mummitic: and ner f it Hy ‘ Hs Fs walicesandiparkasty on schedute cme and-sup- | tion. = ci ES aA ma, do Teis often a great deal easier to flank the ordinary (roubles ani [wath ont marks ty bata Sa deel a | 4 ou Sims 4 tlons with ferries, trans- oe BEAUKtuolororia ‘knows of Greenro “frontal at-| tate obstruction, 1 think our iy} thousand inhabitants ions of domestic life than to overeome them by With the fo ‘ese drivers only de this tae moterman, but they de nto the travelling public, May und has cc wt infesting | tie uh which he ordered cut tn i ort ought to pass one to dear th the Christen ret tack. carriages from ry hills that overlook | ys takes! : ¢ fi i : 5 ff i Tear apa embosomed tn an } 4| tt ‘ ; ahi . ymetimes the weary wife gets “nervous” —and no wonder ublic aklewalks and obliging pedess | qatt i : : so mat mer SRiiault@utiner rRad wayilen [ve a this, take more heed and GuneAmerican Gwe , é , : . A 6 trians to walk ous ont 3 terioon in the only time £ ean x , t nd the Life sod amen.’ Sometimes the hugband is—not to put too fine a point upon it— Pood 3.) bring their bables along with | NE MOTORMAN. acropolls of mortuar: fit whother the eemeter Pantheon of mighty once as w t met | Just as people are & fa the suburte of vish. . t Simniess Streets, CS SH bats [baby starts to ery cross. Sometimes the ehildren are yy pO erorecere- Omer eaters 4 the whule Untinished Reforma, {ts it IN aa macred: te EAR etaheee xe Nothing is more certain than that y satre | pe qe Rater of The Evenin F If one baby atarts to ery, two chit in Cannan, of W Jacob ute WANK § : Fs = rox e As you Kive your ay th atart right after. Why don't pa- OR HOME cof : Al rogm “In one verse, ON THOURE {never argued, nor upbraided, nor scolded, | | wid chance to get rid of their] rent leave them home? AL FISHER at thoy begun 1 shall be Inde i i : for adminiatering come out if they are given half a chance, A little good-natured Soa ee pabilel iabee or i) jndici atti iseree! iversi a) { fallen persistently to restore the lor ef} T have a kick jollying,” or a judicious letting alone, or disereet diversion will | f* & sir ‘Thisd anc her | af the dellvery. wi often work wonders ina peaceful readjustment. avenues, This Ix nly annoyt large stores 0 all strangers and rise to all we | when in Jersey ‘Trust, then et herw thes, bur ct Abraham nit Sanh, Geareweeeeeres nor driven out of such moods. But they will here rhe shia, . z Rebekah, hls wife; and there 1b Tau! m DE WIT aninat Driv -| Kick rroant next Devery, They To the Biitor of The Evening Week! are all doing business at the old. atari “gambling In soctety y finish prusn thi race pool-rooms like- DRESSMAKERS. The Evening World's Daily og Fashion Hint. ya rerere 1 Brookivn, ity, make ita practle CURES FOR HICCOUGH aa = m hh ds ts ‘To cut the Eton Jacket {1 eae W . Stan The world will wag on about the same if you exceute a flank prensa Sha (atheveaimersanl init 23-4 yards of muterial 21 inches wil ton \ As BUMS salsa NEW YORK. TYPES. tis see Sousa ttc IN WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN? 08 of toe, it is walt . Ne of Ale On the F have a habit ¢ arting thelr trains from the stations, ruuning about ten feet, then, of a sutden, stopping x0 sho th throw; ina There purpone to. A WORK ok i More $s an old astrological prediction, sald to Indicate with tolerable tainty the character of the gif] according to the month of her birth tea kich is tern in January she will be a prudent housewife, given to Rood-tem per ralsed a kicd, se, ‘, Brooklyn. melaneli . ran Chumane and affectionate wife and tender mother This git guafts If in March, « frivolous chatterbox, somewhat given to quarreling Kick Againat Shaker. aughts of learn- If in April, thoondastent, not fatellt . but Hkely to be good-looking or of The Erening Worlt: ng down If in May. handseme and Likely to be happy. a + where my: unerring toe assat!s And Graces tne Ir in duse will marry early and be frivolous, oy the man on Oe ae i Gite h by g hands with you hools 0 : t : Shean ‘ With books on arm ; laTanalrmichiliker i duce your poor hand to a pulp, He ts ‘looks demure tober, pretty and coquettish and Ikely to be unhappy. Worthy the death chal, Men aro rer ; booked for a kind, of a mld disposition x Ing Ume in Sing Sing for far less heinous re winner, oportioned, fond of novelty and extravagant 4 Offeliges. yllesleiinextuingonlers ol |n7 + ity te the beast who slaps you on th a iebebicieleiniteteinteieieiieteteteiteic SOME OF THE FUN OF THE DAY. Tvemenese noof her du is map and} Hix critfie Hes too y his mother-in-law I HOMBR LEE ONE VWAN'S THEOMY, JUST A SWACK, - aR : . y Bhe—Goethe says CLife is a quarry | He knew her heart was hard, and yet ae Ha Spautfenr LOVE-LETTERS out 0 hich ma ust chisel h elt He ki n ‘gainst he ‘I % Ss c a chara 4 : to Gotham town. “Yes, and then other people try thelr] Her hand was hard HE grace is green, the | chen ovher peopte ery thet His mobile features Ca chisel him out ef a character ———————____- with specs’ he'll popes ia eweet And 1907a5e. best i 5 22 wide oF 13% yur n| Farrer ee STHAIGHT TIP. screen $44 yard in any re REALISTIC, Juat'acword to‘rallway travellers; \ And rs has! strong hae ue Jar facings. To mit + A man will fertilize his lawn | You should never close your peepers leanings for gaso- Mi yecs all throbby when I ree iskirt, 4 yards of 1 When npring calls forth the birds; ! or it isa well-known fa 2 line. ou look across the room at me. Hut when he later mows the grass—| ‘Phat all trains run over sleepers. Although no flatterer Ob, how T ike to sit all day Well, please don't repeat hia words. ——— he, his fare 4 And watch you while you r Re RAGTANW ANTAGE. HIS STOCK ROSE, Is certain of Plenty of teach away, FRE. ‘ AGE. és joo! 10! * 1 Mra, MacCall—How do you like the jo- | Tes#—So she's married. | suppose we'll 8 (ie The tose is nice and sweet to The Eton pattern (No. 3,794, « cation of your new house? be hearing of her divorce next amell, ‘Mrs. Hiram Offen—Splendid. There's| Jess—Oh, no. Bhe's very happy. Byles for you no tongue can el, AJ be sent for 19 cents ol iitern (No. 3,675, sizes 22 to Both p. a police station just acroaa the atreet,| Ters—Why, she told me ashe didn't love you know. him at all. Mrn. MacCall—Ah! You believe that} Jess—Ah! But she docs now. She T wish that I was thirty-three, For ma says that's what you will keep burglars away, eh? found out on her wedding day that there es ro airass! GRem—_Nos by Dut it will keep | Were three other girls who had been just must be. —#. E. Kiser. . going away, crasy to get