The evening world. Newspaper, April 10, 1901, Page 8

SERINE TATE THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 10, 1901. § ARTOON. | (eas 'QIGNS OF SPRING. ORY’S TIMELY C wt oti co IN THE EAST. By T. E. POWERS. lititiniellieitiniebicitisieivieleleinicieet nine fe! Published by the Press Publishing Company, £2 to 61 PARK Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Mazter. "4 ( LONESOME : (2 Tie Dwar ADIVORCEE, A SENTIMENTAL =i OLD GENTLEMAN AND HIS i TACTFUL MATRIMONIAL AGENT. # OW, New York. |. ea | JAMISE MACs 'AINT HE |GETTIN' \ CHESTY ITCH! of the greatest pos- A big, generous fellow, a Mr. Jonathan, v sible assi ance to a pretty young neighbor of his, a certain Mrs. } Juan, in her divoree proceedings against a brutal husband, who beat her, deprived her of | DIVORCE Ae £ r AND THE OLD the very never life and squandered her ts cel AS, patrimony in riotous living, Mr. Jonathan tl temeseees von : x] A-WOOING put himself to great expense and trouble in teeeeeeeeeeeet prosecuting the divorce and in securing her | patrimony to her. After the case was decided he placed his agents n for her. PPR in charge of the patrimony to bring it out of confu: When‘he learned that everything was in order he called his head servant, a wily, oily fellow named William, and said to him: “William, [ want vou to go over to Mrs. Juan’s and give her ion and settle with her the little details of the arrangements ricieicinieineet posse: Jafofofofototet for securing her and for the protection of our common interests as SAN neighbors and friends.” Here Mr. Jonathan blushed and lowered his voice. ‘Ani William, I don’t mind telling you very privately that I—well— like the lady’s looks. Of course, it wouldn’t be decent just yet. People might misunderstand. But—well, William, make as good \ S SPREE PERE YEQN SS lf an impression for me as you can.” Here the old gentleman winked, poked William in the ribs and added: “Be tactful, William, be tactful.” Worthy William winked, smirked and sped away. As he went k|) he said to himself: “The old gentleman doesn’t understand the weaker sex as I do. But I'll arrange matters for him. The way to take the citadel of her heart is to take it by storm. Watch Willie!” So he entered Mrs. Juan’s drawing-room and acknowledged her ATION IS BECOMING ALARMING. courteous salutation with a seowl and a curt nod. He did not await Ss hs a . 6 R i saat See et wer | her request to be seated, but drew a chair up to the table at which teleielninlicleinicieielqiefniqt- eet Te et Ste StS St eS St SS oe t A bunch of whiskers underneath my brov-; A flask of lacteal liquid from the cow 5 rob the barber of his prey; oatvillehurst were Paradise enow. OMAR CHAPMAN. RULES FOR BEAUTY CULTURE. AN EXPERT EXPERTED. ee ee, produced a huge revolver and laid it in front of him A : serene Sleinsasiusin icici he shouted, “let's have no nonsense! Let's to BLUE EYES VS. BROW fi we CH SDE: YOU” AGREE? folate £ t Dear Men Ayer 1 Jone ela ke tt As for exercise, why I “Now, ma’am wrote to : kymnnatics without deer wrth mentioning, where- business!” < | without xo-called Mrs. Juan was alarmed and indignant. But she remembered HAT a mistake ft ts to suppose: [Jealous because her qulet gaze ts as re- ou will nd me r must prove. of enormous fone epee : that blue-eyed girls are more vf- {mote and unsolvable In its mystery as this desc \ ne who acquires the} her great obligations to William's master, and also she felt that in fectionate, mozv » Spatnx. PELIEC or weak 4 s wih ine: = * 4 Kirin w ed person {4 more easily at-| and their va If 1 were ta be eatled upon to teil in] HOF Weakness she must humor this ill-mannered servant, who, 4 even aend eye ie eet egse tS eaTaTa I AGECTCUIh | HOVERTONG WNT resealltge Wiwithrac reer . few wordy the way to be beautiful 1] she knew, had the confidence of his master. So she smiled as po- y men seem to imagine that a dark: |iore. fe ore untrustworthy ait some particularly favorite and rail iptext inks Tsanouldiaay litelvvasiel . af eyed girl is reserved, Jealous, secretive, | wether t + pomnensor of dark eyes. | appetizing plate maker its appearance nwlerss¢ 4 seisezlltad only peautitur| litely as she could and said pleasantly, “And what can I do for my |undemonstrative and cod, jum because |The latter ts not xo east!y vanquished, | in their tm ate neighborhood your soul. Mi-| dear friend 5 ” f J phey cannot fatho we depths of tho: but her } ‘There {+ 4 sea-Kreen shade of eye that lear friend Mr. Jonathan ? uring. This, no doubt, ts what ful, treacherous i rst : - mysterious, impene Pooh, ma'am!” exclaimed William, playing with the revolver. | not. perhaps, quize so ready to smile a id fortune. The blue- F greeting to ench new-comer as are the je¥ed girl or woman has too much Ego in re eyes of “forget-me-not blue.” chatters compoaition to love anybody (but In eveaing skies, : Su OtUgfOrE b e a a here la the “goose! “eye a la Becky TTD) (TH mo met i Lily to Naney in Modern Soctety, herself) to distraction, and hers ts not | there is 7 prof marry you and get hold of your ‘The [mere ‘mianikwhe suc bs Poke nperament to go through fire and; Sharp, wich no nice-minded girl ble orbs that a: r the poet ‘has in mind when he speake ot Just that soft shade of green wo deatroy F nus Ittvate a] wyyres A - eeelinetnceerinalestelven We're not in business for our health, Jonathan and I. He o6 When @ Woman pa Ment asked him low «he could make “After breakfast © 2 the ceth ive y . herself beautitul. property. And as a ‘starter’ he wants Posses- | irl in a moment and thinks + + ranybody i. Ste never for-| woman ever possenses, but which Is i+ Be crates li T don't mean for a moment to bellttle al - ihe! riddleTingatainglaten gets herself, and when she has a ilttle} Ways so firmly fixed on “the main ewe r legitimate moans for ennancing one's sion of all the exits from your estate, and, by i love to. spare’ for another object ahe| “that lis owner, whoever may 60 an look through those sand yee deep d > the pitta very soul, w sombre stillness of :he midnight eyes rally bestows it on some one who| to the wal, erally manager to get vill worship her abjectly without de-; ihe best of everything: manding anything in the way of unsel-| There is a dark gray eye whica neariy Ashness or self-sacrifice in return. always betokens sensitiveness and intel. {tvoks, but emphatically Edo mean that real beauty. com m the soul, and f rigor erty armas delighted MA THIMONTAT! of Pines—that he says doesn’t belong to you, HA pee aa AGENT, anyhow, but to him. Also he saya you the way, there’s a part of vour estate—the Isle simple, an[the dark girl gives him an unea i i quoted? sto the | 28 IC WI ponmens aa gubtle henuty: and | ¢ i a as : ‘There nee the wide-eyed, falr-com-| lect, a violet eye which betokens a poetle i nest charm for the beholder no mere regular. | @ eee ererererere 5 y qurtt 7 ti Sennen the Tcannot unc pletioned girls, whose eyes of heavenly | and sympatactic nature, an cye of warm 5 al get extravagant creature and very slovenly dhe * fi ( i 0 ty of features can have. 6 : nly, and he] ner as tulty and as com ue neem to be perfect mirrors of trath, | hazel, and yet drifffant, tender and think $10 was a are purity and innocence. shows pis- F you want my vaniid | the egw and milk and the un./| Wants vou to sign a paper agreeing that if you spend too much money | Neuld ike, and he often hs f pay for the | aL nil the other original . . * pielon that she Is are the most selfeh, xr eiinaaisetas 4 ;. c o Pas barat be = 4 pe ites all analysis, end at that price SL tink for $i) the} Or don't keep your estate in proper order he shall have the right to apnears to be. th sir Mats vi Sat riheiac i whl heats © all analy very often not ay «among your friends and {f you sce a es wih a consider- space detween them expect to find Incas and) greed personified. At euould at least ha ortunity of us essing the nals tollet of the nn The truth ts no framed for the hea beauty of all wom: t have been more gen jon at onee. And he says you must also agree not to rooad ne haunting: myar tuke posses marry or flirt with any one but him TY 4 . “ .. |tnes her to be; neither Is the « pa ae The color mounted to Mrs, Juan’s cheeks. “Really, this is] itr cruel, resentful, paste mmon] most extraordinary,” she said, hot tears of anger sparkling in her transparent as she look and acqu darker ayaa, ther changsees THE KICKERS’ CLUB DOES MORE KICKING. awe of ivglene and ¢ ROEM AN SEY x 1 saw some tnatructions not : j i i i i {Worry and care « Hcsalantererd crema compiles. | beautiful eves. “Thad no intention of doing any of the evil things woman's tooks than < |e t 4 Ca tollowedleilraralt Buna Alona F * 3 st P Hel if followe erally} vou insinuate. And Mr. Jonathan is so rieh and powerful th a @nd whoever shall £ t Ye resulted tn hideous suffer. |" 7 Lbs hav if 1 Kick Againat Sent. oem. eat f Save met many such men and PF) why he should act as though he bow % pt iteaching’ wo rom | te nanent disfigurement. would not be sensible he could compel me any time that T went | ro Ntor of The Evening Work! think this kick eiould be of general In- vd te an ice trust, Somebody ones, + rae capi a e - - a : bis See rt ae My work takes me across the Brook- fno Interest xald that we often call a man oo } +! THE SCIENC OF FALLING IN LOVE wrong. Tecan't see why he should make these unneeessary demands | 4 face every moraing, and 1 am! A dlacussion | when he ts only a Applying thie > OR HOME ToD ELKO A NOCHE < *jin such an insulting way. But Tam helpless and inen are cruel, | ashamed of the way some men act t at meals is a horror and any charitable © hot and i | 1 GEAR Tee MT ea rr an ryote miceoe GEA DERLOESZAET Pos i . 5 “Tart women standing tn the crowded UNIVERSITY. | cold man, what ef stalks * sit all in tragtion are te harmony —that ts to say,] Give me a moment, please, while T consult with the heads of my | care, 1 ao not expect them to get un Kiek Auninat Fashion. around New York every day WARM. moveme DRESSMAKERS, Menuet The Evening World's Daily , stat (nie Fashion Hint. j sta ines first tn com! ousehold.” and give thelr seats te all the women ‘ ninncen dul chenoneiiatons § i 4 Leah who are compelled to atand, but [do] [kick at the cn {wearing derby | ilek Auninat Ma Women, Bea ara Gates Dalbe “Be mighty quick about it!" growled William. “And remem-|tnink that tt ta the man's hats and high collara until June tS. It in] To tae bite 5 “ t in course, neceasary that ts standing) t> yield a nent that bh 7 uncomfortable. Why not den} 1 want net the nt inthe cane of | ber, ma'am, no nonsense, or—well, there may be not even the for-| cated tenome women wao ia standing, MaaetRRIFEw A at Ravine Mote conte | mmannlenioronee meNatslng'leao imagrecs Should be of an) ality of a marriage.” Many of these so-called men would ex- Athe comfortable straw hat at the | able Qu a young gil, as toaee oxe since tha two vis : pect some one to «ive thelr motaers of | firat advent of warm days? [of my own sex ape the menas far as ere seats, Then, not do their | HYDROCEPHALUS. | circumstances will permit. If we could toward promoting the courteous| Kick Againet Hot and Cold People. | Oly realize that Instead of being the movement of all As Mrs. Juan rose to retire to an inner room for the consulta- this way accumu. |, cere : tuetr raya without din-{ tion William caught up his revolver and followed her. As she |?" arene (onlin, custom? To the Eto ct The Evening Worlt teemed in the eyes of the men we are i rar inconearttea talked with her household he stood near, significantly waving the A SYMPATHETIC ONLOOKER. Tam not always the same; tn fact the geuare ; their sizhi, I belleve re 1 ; worde a a lethy Wotniibaenuent ls causee wAby ; ; TAL . % ‘ inet Table Talk. equable man ie about as scarce as} Would conduct ourselves more womanly ‘ nettle thy, and subsequently causes} revolver and tapping his bootheel impatiently on the floor. And bast SCP At a good 10-cent clgar, But Ido feel Wke| and hence in a more ladylike manner, To the Filter of The Evening World: ———— ~~ | when one of her advisers made a remark in a loud voice about the| Here Is where 1 kick, T kick ngainat | Joining your kick club when I meet peo- | He proud and thankful, girls, that Prov- the man who sits at the next table to. ple every day who are elther effusive or/ {dence has made you what you are. NX EW YO RK I YPES seandal of the proceedings William pointed the revolver at him and | tine nt my hotel and talks to his table! distant an an untelescoped star. A man| Down with the masculine woman! Gie ? forced him to leave the room. companions about the symptoms of his| docs not alwayn feel like talking—aa | Eee auemernst many maladies white Tam trying to/a woman dees—but that ts no reason yy again ngentlemaniiness. “This last is too much!" exclaimed Mrs. 7 uy Mrs. Tuan. “T refuse To the Halltor of The Brening World u mend your manners, sir, I IN OLDEN TIMES Let this stand ag a kick: No gentle- e man will whistle {In public, or sing wo, ter approves of you, all T say Qwhine) on the public streets at night, 4 longer to disenss at present. Until y shall go no further. And if your m is that in my oxporic ie there is little choice between a husband ae “£ — . forty houses ee an the olevated mations, and a benefactor. WN i YY Yyyp Wie EA @ne” E, H. JONES. an ! 4 \ Y) ii > | — Se ae ee eee William slink surlily away. It is said | f My? f. iil SS xs als 4 O0b984004-04800 Bnd THE : ‘ Jaki sine 2D "s epee that Mr. Jonathan has heard enough of the @ e t 4 £ OVER GREEN ‘ AGENT LEARNS tacts of the “goings-on” at Mrs. Juan’s house &) 7 MBeAD0WS. SOMETHING PAA in empeo ted ot rain; ft "| L AMOUT i AUS (eta indignant. Tt is said that —_— =e = VER green meadows that heh minanded William to study the “Com- 0 dream to the blue ; A last song to you! THE FAM SEX, plete Manual of Etiquette” for thirty dav: + 2 P preparatory to going to Mrs. Juan with an ab- ject apology. But this may he rumor. A DISH FOR A KING. Life that ts beautiful, Ife that is bright Is only a "Good morning,” and then a "Good nig! A tremulous sigh For a fading, fair sky— A song in the heart and a tear The Street Fakir. ree cee ets of this ont LEAN any small birds, allowing one; sitghtly larger than the dish: cut a cross initneteye: Mey for each person, but {f Qarge cut! !n the centre, and let the edge of the rim i. ders up anc them in halves and use only half| and the cover come together. Throw Over green meadowa that dream ® many. Cook them tnt |the fulness of the crust back into the of the blue + aul path, he block This last song to you! What if the years should be rainy with tears— Burdened with crosses and shad- siightly salted, tl nearly done. centre of the prems the two crusts to- the Hquor with salt. pepper and onion | gether alightly a little way from the {f Hked, thicken It with flower cooked tn | edge and press down between the birda, nickel is his PDOSOELDIDFSE9GH9OSISHHF-SIGTS-399' 4 ent hot butter. Arrange the birds round the | Hake in a hot oven until the Peiby iy ie . if Arran i 0 crust ts ay ie ue mgae: would , ‘ edge of a deep rount sist he fect |browned. Oystera may be used for owed with cares? Anes agoler tiraveats bls Ca ward he centres and the uMng very small birds, and where We can dream that the light f pal casts uy. Pour on enough of thel there ie a scarcity, of bisde you tony Shines somewhere In the night! green, Nauor to cover, and put a teaspoonful of butter on each bird. Lay an inch {U8 Potatoes or slices of hard-boiled strip of paste around the edge of tne) °%S% A richer flavor ts obtained by Gish, presa It against the edge. wet the |“!PpIng tho birds slightly in butter be- top snd cover with a crust rolled fore putting them in the disk, And back of the bleak hills the morning Js bright! —Frank L. Stanton, waist) wii) Pattiens 20.