The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1901, Page 8

Sa THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENLNG, APRIL 6, (901. ORY’S TIMELY CARTOON. VAIN REGRETS. fa fereseyer' N OM DEAR: IF I [HAD oly Seen] THAT ONE FIRST!) / NT IT ey) DREAM f Tae EN Heart-Balm Suggested by Harriet Hubbard Ayer. much influence being rry him 1 ask you LOVERS’ TROUBLES DIAGNOSED * ad Ano Dear Mra Ayer Tam acquat but throuch a x atodds, 1 very ne ch ta choose, A DOUTTEUL SWEETHEART, UR heart (a not deeply affected by either gentleman, it seems to me A girl who in sincerely in love with on good terms w if v. a man has no ght or care for any an one else. You are unquestiona- all by an engagement rlowhil tth a young ma who has no means Krow the truth and will und Ath of supporting a wit oughly just where she was ame Tie right sort of man does not ask and she will lke you all th r a girl to marry him ntti he can take you are generous enough to mho Tesponalbility of the trouble, hn was. young man anke a xirl to in his hands he should K to give her besides the ofan tile, financially tre Her Tie Romeos. Dear Mrs Ayer Tam a young lady who ta fortunate enough to have two Romeos. On young man to whom 1 consider engaged, but ployed, although triows, and for wh Uking. My THE EVENING WORLD'S. ‘BIG “Equality of Nrend n HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. fiamias all thought Give the Or An op = capable parents djections LETTER CLUB. A marriage with the above young y home 1 ed with ample en us and tn) y to show that Lvelthond he Your ate’ ould eat © charter t my breakfast, consisting of feated. The « | Outtered toast, eggs and milk. [would 3 pect | {hen attend to my business affates the who had chare ¢ ainder of the morning, after which better the conditions of Mie Mtter dinner 1 wou! talk of more expense tot ee ner 1 would res rot. If the Is of this a | anche Re Ae NA ROLRS Ew role Hi About two hours and on returning pupil Me oe ud eat my per Att 1 j themselves that they are Ree ES hoodwinked. INT! D PARTY eh ewausle the thous ieee nha for Letler-Carrier, Would do each o en days. ED DU RR sh to Carrier Willian Mast Sev esty in res ing FA. 12 iB e thanks to Letters of No r hts toGrath, nty ninth str ‘nt AS JOHNNY Views rr, wna fatthecureis elt MIAH GITE ; < % _inele John, he says he's an i A New Word ¢ a ieimpery ew thod adopted in Aguinalds Cet us now word in honor of the o Our British “benevolent assimilating’ brothers in war condemn ft us a base, unwarllke act of vile treachery and de- ) colt, unbecoming a civilized nation. They Say that if they had performed such by funstoning Kruge or Botha, the civilized Sister Sue's a Waaner crank, Ri plays gott, ts us what he takes to cure hla cough, funstoning’ Fer sin Jen writes poetry— 3 us what she's wrote— t Lavina always claims NNN OURHE to vote 1 go out tn the back yard 4 yards |, Soon as they commence, » Me 'n my dog's th’ only ones What's got any senso. —Baltimore American. 17-8 yards 32 Inc 44 Inches w The pattern (No. 2,782, sizes nN 16 years) will bo sent for 10 cent fiby: the funstoning process,| Send money to "Cashier The World, i sited point Our’ Pulltzer Bullding, New York City. es wide or a Butter husband give his fall confidence and t is Te the EAitor of Te |* ail femrnings to his wife from the date ot| COMPANY, Hota al DR nULale In (Gri Leontina) Les: cols a Tn popped fat, beaming Tom Johnson, “I've come to take} i , possession,” said he, Tm Mayer.” Pe cas | it Nin aateenl errors Farley's jaw dropped and his lips fell open. And Tom soon “ « wite| and loyalty tofeonvineed him. Brisk “hustling” had hastened the official report ave [it well, Many |. . ster peed Nee ial Hint by the {Of the Board of Elections and had tinished all the other legal for- ‘ Hunit Diesariiness of ner Nur Tinalities. Farley gathered up his fishing tackle and disappeared, mpt. The a OMAS 5 le Mat : y ‘| Peer Pigd Vom Johnson sank inte the Mavor's ehair, blew out a great, happy accents i p CES Ry ening War sigh and winked at the unsigned ordinanee, whieh scowled miserably Bloni ages) n I ‘ er electric ght | back athim. Tf he had been twenty minutes later an injunetion otaten : 1 mt fn the people of New! preventing Farley from signing would have expired and Farley 1 s Very annoying to have | i our handsome thorougn-| could have signed. « | Mal darkne: Ona Feo aut fi + H OR HOME S08) hen tha moon. ahineg | Sctrectrececemenemenenee Life will he gay, full of incident, well Tichmond. Bor. HEMAS WL a mura brightly, and on worth living while Tom Johnson is Mayor; Reser iuncesinern nee ERS | rk And fogmy night ae a rule the i ‘ of e + a te DRESSMAKERS. |'« EMIS neem to be entirely extinguished, for that little fringe of curls about the back ee dis = nie Hines 5 > | u Ng, to say the least of his he: 7 ae renee ee The Evening World's Daily| LONESOMBHURST head never has a chance to stand any HH. JONES Fashion Hint, | we One| Maniouiatinee other say but straight out until Tom Johnson COR eer | TO tt Better of Te Renting Wortt presses it down upon his pillow at night—and nie ares (fader asks what one would do it : é * Tnteeranitee inert shad only a week to live. 1 woud! he is a light and short sle jones ae reer ot "iat and rhe early every day. | ————— your Would rise at yelock In the morn: of your pa rning, amendment take a tong walk ant on returning WILLS AND INHERIT ANCES. ! ublshed by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to G PARK ROW, New York. Entered at the Post-Oitice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. A FAT MAN WHO LETS NOGRASS _ GROW UNDER HIS FLYING FEET. Tom Johnson—not Thomas Johnson nor Mr. Jolinson, but just Tom. You have only to look at him to know that his name is Tom, | tereeeeeeeeeeee for the same reason that Eve gave when she cn LANs f ee Fares Sew uaror if named the dodo ia Mark Twain's Garden NUTS S TEI ON f Eden. “Why dodo?’ asked Adam. THOMAS, BUT i jar ‘Tom. } ‘Because it looks like a dodo,” answered taveerenecoreecereeete ive And this line of reasoning no doubt squawky, bal | drooling baby waiting for a name to enable him to begin making influenced Tom's mother when he was a fat, headed, | himself famous. Nobody would ever think “Thomasing” or “Mistering” Tom Johnson, As soon as you see him you recognize a long-lost brother, a bosom friend of the human rac He is as wide as he is long. And while he is not very long, it does not take a great deal of length to make an expansive showing when it is turned sideways. | He has a big, stout hand—a “glad” face that, unlike the other moon, never changes in its cireled orb, but remains constant at a beaming and benevolent fulness. He has bright, keen, dancing eyes and a mouth that laughs, deep-bosomed in the valley of a pair of the chubbiest cheeks that ever swelled in mockery of melancholy. hand. He has a great moon le has a sharp little nose that peeps from 3 if it were saving: “What is it? What between those same cheeks jis going on there ¢ Tom Johnson is as full of contradictions as a pine knot or a cow- are? A SNAIL OF CONTRADICTIONS lick. He is a fat man who has the jump and ROTHER OFFICERS.” AT THE EMPIRE THEATRE. REVIEWED BY KATIE CAREW. Is TOM JOUNSON, ? os ning on a sage-brush horizon. He is a rich man who believes in rich men paying most of the taxes and in laws against large accumulations of wealth. ‘e-loving man who lives by preference in an atmos- dash and staying power of the leanest jack- rabbit that ever made a streak of dark light- He is a pe phere of wrangling and turmoil and hurly-burly. He is a street-railway magnate who believes in and fights for three-cent fares and public ownership of street railwa: He is a man absolutely without a sense of dignity and impor- tance who is extremely digniticd in the true meaning of that word and most important. He is sentimental to the point of sitting in the starlight and wailing out the most languishing melodies about “Pretty maiden, do you love me true?” or “My heart drips tears of blood for thee.’ | Yet he has a business sagacity so penetrating that he ean see at a glance through a mass of tigures that looks like the “ u treatise on arithmetic. They elected him Mayor of Cleveland the other day chiefly on his personality, whieh is a guarantee of honesty, shrewdness and government in the public interest. Here is the way he took office. And it is typical of Tom HIS CHARAC- Johnson: eae TERISTIC WAY He was elected on April Fool’s Day— rates a huge April Fool’s joke on the publie plun- peewee derers of Cleveland. There is a eustom in that city by which the Mayor-elect, “through courtesy,” isting Mavor hold ottice until April 10, Mayor A. M., surrounded by fishing tackle and preparing in leisure fashion the city’s water-front to the Pennsylvania Railroad no-one Farley was sitting in his office on Thursday at 10 to sign away The eontests in the courts of various wills disposing of large us consolation that, nothing to quarrel over” urally suggest to many men the dub there will be * estites having “nothing to leave,” when they die. shall men therefore con notl lild is an heir, a But having no money to bequeath, that they will leave ul his inherit- nd Virst of all are the memories of his parents and home, If men and women conld diccate to their lawyers what} memories they shall leave behind the ail how differently some of the | rds would read in so many cases “L giv and children a good nam Is not that a good start toa last will and testament? There is high authority for saying that it is “more to be desired than great riches memories and good fame are treasures that no heirs quarrel over. More direet and perhaps more practical inheritances are a} feasible, re and bequeath tomy dearly beloved w pied” forms of & lets the ex- ng behind | If one can leave both, so mueh the better; but happy {han Ye (olererererer of every fit ow Mies Margaret Anglin is th powxeanen they ms KIL of lacking urally inte Hernhardtesque attitudes, wobbly part to play, but nothing can provent the reoollection of her exquisite work tn Mrs. Da being content until she Is accorded the exalted posithy A MAN WITI A 6 One of the first things & soldier learns, and al- #0 a aportaman, ts never to point a gun at him- self or anybody else, whether It happens to be loaded or not, But Mr. William Faversham, who poses in Officers” as both soldier and sportaman, filnes his gun around in a way that endangers u of all the characters in the play, inctuding hin self. One of his pet ite titudes ix Indicated bove, Accidental dive harge of the weapon wou.) make mourning the fashionable matinees. Mr. Standing in guilty of similar impropriety, and narrowly escapes mak- ing short work of Mrs. Whiffen. corporeal subst highly 1 are rat Guy NOVELTIES FOR ee WHITE THROAT.) AINTY neckwear #¢ In the way ¢ more attractive velvet Fancy a stock ns affeta, the or course, th t nked by row y Keop to tts also trimmed appoint of black stitchings, with Cheerful Temperament, Health, Good Habits, Sound Principles. | These are bequests measurably within the gift of parents, atl no one who shall bestow them upon childreu seed think that he has “left nothing. iH a conventional parte f diamonds in| with th Why Jplack stitchingy on cach side, ‘Me lower | eli tons, collar han a band of »! rf A whi pet. ty Compt by ts effectively stitched wit white, aad | the thick studdin son th whore the knot at toe taroat ed ively t. ‘The gold buckle, which fastens two Mtte ends of white #ld, stitched) the jowest band of velvet, ts an open-| with black and ornamented with aut} het design and serves to,hold in piace A GIRL WITH A FUTURE, falls nat- <a stupid, and WITH A PAST. When it comes to play- villains, Mr. Edwin en in lays Ing the villainy on thick. ry villain, and hav- ing a mutilated hand, which would enable any- body that had seen him before to identify him, he naturally hes’ the Injured member as much as he possibly can. and thus kindly gives the herole Mr. Faver- snam the cue for hie trusty where-have-I+ scen-that-hand = before look, It ts an exciting when, toward of third freary act, he ne. moment the and Inst close the and Favershain begin to jucxie with a pack of cards. But the fleeting in disuppointed— ecards don't lead up the to anything. Ins do No man's inclined n he wears a Mfteen collar on u sixteen shirt, ———— ALOUT THE SIZE OF IT, Little Wililc—Say, pendants, hang coquetiishly away from|the four ends of velvet. Thess are also | ticlan do? the bows. ornamented with gold pendants, Pa—The taxpayers, my som. » what does a peal: SOOOOOO ©