The evening world. Newspaper, April 2, 1901, Page 8

OR EN Tat Y'S TIMELY CARTOON. A WHITE HOUSE : Tahaan DIALOGUE. C_- S40 6 — SAMPSON—Good morning, Your Excellency he look ¢ 1 Comet leave 0 your x M'KINLEY—-A Good morni welt, What own opinion 7 X MPSON—I © called to make al WKINLEY ra Gi nnfer report of the capture of Aguinaldo, Y tinate. ‘The ofl hero Hivecutive : % leney. opinion te ant oft his at ! + M LEY—Ah! Very good! Very good! tention to pon his re + But—er—I've had MacArthur report of it for a tir your mas ve “ Admiral week! t All ree crureful con ion Ere i * SAMPSON—The otiquette of-the Navy requ course Yo are aware t Navy had nothing + that the oMctal report should come from me, ¥ to do with this ¢ Faneto on Knew. bs 2 Excellency, and that I should receive full credit. a General in the Don't yon ker 3 for the capture. or 2 M'KINLEY—Dear me! Howes thnt? SAMPSON Not oat all, Your Exeetfency. It . a SAMPSON—Your Excellency ts aware that Twas thee dliher othe Mick ie ae was not in the Philippines at the time. made the cant nd tb demand my 4 M'KINLEY—Yos, certainly, r 4 SAMPSON—I was oyen further away than at WKINLEY All! trneothat: seems to elinel the capture of Cervera, ft! Your elaim hall obe opushed, Adminal—it i M'KINLEY—Very true, Admiral, very true, shall be pushed. Good morning 8} But—er—Funston, you know—er—lon't — you SAMPSON—Goot morning, Your Eysslleney 5 think—er—er—— I feel that the dignity of the navy will be safe in 4 SAMPSON—Not at all! Ridtoulous. Funston! your keeping, Ha! ha! That vulgar fellow! Why, how would CAMPBELL CORY i Rieke ie bi bili ebiciek ie biiei-ieieteteie ieee fe iene ieeteteleieleteieielebeicinieleleieininteielelei-tetefetet 4 SECRETS OF BEAUTY REVEALED BY AN EXPERT, se . cd wt rd HARRIET HUBBARD AY Silver Threads Among the Red. | Dear Mra. 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What was th | Tried AM Sorts of Hemedion. arlabnelandt ihe cie mea Uceralaly uuced kteciendil lhe th Chew tentioaliviate Deacon Kidder think he's Justified | Mery Aye Comerry race, but now she sayy | garea el titel Gitiehinan a ehere Rey. Dr. Thirdly—Under what elreum | “an for a rot e ‘ her Inat lap." | $ 1 Deacon Kidder—Well, for instance, If RLD’S BIG LETTER CLUB DISCUSSES A NUMBER OF INTERESTING TOPICS THE EVENING WO , The Postat t What the reason, the faet stires , glans 4 with holes at they top tune-te &*. # highly commend hools of Manhattan and the Bronx, 1 {The bvening World tus tn the free Chat we smut stitl put up | th Kove tion, me suftictent to in ao far ax ft recognizes the value of Manhattan favors se of the " hen we consider how ma th vartous nventeny t the unfortunate, Chinas that ancient, grand and useful xes, The Bronx hy nin vt 1 very valuable steam, such as. notae, 1) dewerves faverible m natrology, Rut why discriminate against y public Kraninar and high school. | he hox without hmvting th slowness. Hlvetrt REAL other sciences or channets of Invest ‘That the residents of etch borough favor ter 1 to be word to reverse of, these: | The Man Who In Late. Kation? TC mista thetr own mode of education fs a mls- fe re gu atria REEN, BU orl eRe ee versities have ss taken opinion, Boys and xitle who are \y 1 AL t only trke Awaehhen si adore! and |graduated from the Manni f Hiuplis | th seared not deal with th To the F | guy that. thoy: | the ty in England dev eat wApsHaye spelen way “nigh i; 1 em an If The Health has a notice in} call just no minute too tate avery time the same tne of Investigation, vill prefer the forme much dieippotnen m wy ern Advertivemont, These know Lard Justis Clerk CO! Vo dmimenver suf pitt kon} Young) and Lord Traynor, ina ci A Dien for the Kin [sith pe fined $10. know | sety volving palmiatry, adtrotogy, & Pera ealiecter eater aTueciitae how many are fined, ‘The law tx seldom | they can, and jeume before them on appeal in Inthe “Knickerbocker Illstory of New Ty the Maltor of The B enrorcedt ard {tie noes Nourish the blaine at Dame Vortune's feet York," by Washington Irving, we find X Long since the } n Rathway J.C. MO [nay that it ty all their own faut. Capt |‘ these words; “Tho gentlemen gallantly promised to put electric cars on Ned Cross Work. yea! camrot extat without labor, but labor | e undertake? Attended their fair ones to their respeo- Elevated road. At presem no sign Of) To the EAttor of The Eventng World: |must be alive, LOUIS A. KERPEN, THOMAS TT, KANE. | uve qbodes, and took leave of them with stich has been seen, nor is to be aren. | Red Crosn work 1s going on very nc- Ae to Astrology. 1 Edueation. |q hearty smack. If our great-grandfath.| It it because they haven't the means to] tively In New York, as ia seen by vislt-| To the watlwr of The Preaing World To the Editor of World: ere approved this custom It would argue) do 80, or is tt because they belleve thes |ine the Post-Oiice emi other public) Senator Wagner's bill relative to us-| ‘here Is a marked difference between |n great want of reverence in their de- ‘may lose something in the attemp:?| places. Everywhere are displayed round |trology, clairvoyance, palmistry, fos-|the moics of education in the high|scendants to say a word agalnat it,’ © thorn, and a da a rose, And then—all goes, upertin: Had ite reckoned, Had the thorns been blunted, th, rose not blown What contd atone? S rum neve, enlarged sand twhitelnds 1 would Like to sit down somewhere and drink In the pleasing spectacle Hove tried ah sarin uf seco «et deus lif yon could dad a place in which to bestow your airy proportions. Hut there's store reniation without avail WON | socttively nawhere to sit and nothing to sit on bat your thumb mula fora ' pounded Chit into a Jelly ng UP boxes of your choice brie operes The white Tis too wobbly to suppert yeu Sa cies aie glo Then there's always som which you want amd must have afte: f Mirdened Aeccetis | eur Worldly goods and chatt e hopelessly snarled up and tangled to- and bet with a weak solu. | gethe nnethine which you can't possibly Hye without another minute, — | 0 rbot Yor with a ltt This is sure to be interesting, [fone couldn't suffer untold agonies for Ms ! the wan ome article which one had to hunt f 0 or thvee hours there woulda’t be any fin in moving. bt would be to stay on in the oll | ome Phis isa part of the programme which has come to be looked on by the Dest poopie ts indispensabl it to find yourself minus a hat when it is time to go ahead of the load never @ treasure y itm hopes been never 1469, NO. VIRK ROW, 1-Class Ma WATCH AGUINALDO! BUT MAKE HIM USEEUL. By Frederick Paimer, The World's war correspondent with Dewey “do's " ad evoedieney may go band in hand, If nseleution ke the lance and give ws th nil abilit shalt fit elephant on our hands” id fy aomartyr of him nemy than le was before hts capture, Then wetoofo the Virgin in the nipa hut, will Hood wages be make be draped 1 In front of it; while the people will look forward to nour sreal garrisons withdrawn, the rifles se- c fin bamboo | i! be brought forth and his will be the talismante name for rall ts to the banner of a ne nsurrection. He must reatize t lis army in the field is whipped to a standstill cannot well deny him the right of y ind satisfaction over the pr! mey, blood is for our vietort ft battallons that he has made 4, the to understand us a littl while gold t » polite, Filip found that kh On the oth (i is pretense nay, we are blunt, even inc 5. Tomy mind ude stone oF Filipino leaders has sufficient ty of character and popularity to organize a great movement and togeth kuows the folklore of the people and the working of reminds and hearts ther he is honest ¢ hey him to When Buencamino and sr leaders took the oath Hegiance the Lninios mild kuowingly and strowed t pockets < that he will give e fight because tt is te th country, they will tak moat his word. 1 have no doubt t {honestly sel out to doit te keep order for us tn the nedia avound Manila with on h the soldiers that would have Tecan well He The py mule jor to teked by gueriilas and the purpose, ‘The weem tage that he Hustrate by aa related tome by a regular som owitel earned meat from a quart an outly rrison twice a wee was us frequently had always to es “by a patrol The Presidente of the town went to the Quartermaster one day and sald that he would a «© to take the meat on his carthao cart for two pe trip. His proposition was accepted When the usual squad wa rort for the caribto cart the Presidente sinilingly refused "Oh, no, | don't ne oy Capitan’ he said. “ft have! Passed the word t people at it ds irt—the Presidente If any} tis taken rmay hold sponsible” The bit card the Pres te ill carrying the i was meat; his cart had not been : neked. and net a ponnd of meat iad been stolen all municipal elections when Jeft to themselves the people} 3 In nearl “y)/have ehocen former insurgent leaders for Mayor. Ry baliot Fam sure that Elche provinces around Meniit would choose Aguinald> «most unanimously | 1) for (heir Governor, Any honor which his conduct will permit us to bestow hipon hin will satiety his pride and the pr of the people at the same time. | jw want them to some sense of fellowship with us. It will show them |that sovernment ir own leaders, who understand them, is not a farce, hike vandal mation | oO irse he should be watehed. watch our own offic Imatror If te will not take the oath sianee 1 expedieney demands Hitt the insuyrection fs over he should be made very comfortable as a harmless HIE JON nt of earthly o+ OF MOVING DAY. an never be atttained by men and women 1 Wi y they pull their home to pieces and pack up thor lares and pen- roa ihtting is bound to be a red-letter day in their calendar. Meving day beats them all, although washing day is not a bad second. Cl Washing day has a strong odor of soapsuds to recommend it; but there Is always some place where one may sit down and muse over the fitful past, even if it's only on the front stairs or the fire-escape. So it is not a really reat day after all. Bur mo is the cameo, the bright particular star of stars, the day to be cherished in the memery and to be anticipated with chortling glee. It fs simply beautiful to note the democratic way in which your new an- tomobile coat is hobnobbing with the coal scuttle, while a nice fat squash ple oecupies a cosy corner in your burean drawer, “| ng Ro ER. and not to pill every box t finally | [the ge ovine, And when you are about ready to fly up the street to your new diggings not to discover that your shoes got into the erator and went on the first load is to argue yourself a novice in the art of changing base and to be reel and bundle to pieces looking for it, to tnd ted around a jar of strawberry Jam, is not to experience one of ne Joys of re In fact, it might be set down as a rule to abide by that you must never under any circumstances be able to trace your shoes, gloves or hat when you are waiting to make an exit from the old house. And you must plan things somehow so that you can let yourself carry a lamp, a clock and the motto “God Bless Our Home" when you do go. ‘This ts very necessary. Indeed, it 1s imperative. It has been done from time immemorial, and surely you don't wish to establish a bad precedent? even in extortion te 7 ” bt) a} "t Won festival with Your im went to chur proper Chris she Ly Inietelebatnts CUPID'S SCOOP. LILLIAN RUSSELL. (A few remarks aneat the car aie i Mrs I St | Has dnver c | Good t ' or My patent, tin t Tothink, on husband om Mt Tt will threw aime sky Or hold Cast with atte, Works either was Tate Mussel) bust RING (0 ae mM By T. E. POWERS. aun? oY AUDERMN. PRATER Bou “morn, lon Enster, howev bridge whi feleieielebieietelet nots hoon tian spit at home it ONE OF any April was wad bys im: t ON THE) is HINISTER. f under some circumstances, nstances, sir? {€ was a very short sermon. Phteiniebiebteleetieteininleleteieteintelnteteint or pinochle. ete Joefolnfolalatabagetebetet Iolelalnlefelafalatel: afele feleininin! q ago, and refjotced in. the er, according to the clergy Heleivininieinieit THEM. oud 11 a dew sprig oui, vow * IDENTS BEAT KINGS. HERE are over sixty “rulers to © world, and {t is surprising ¢ find that the Presidents outnumber ‘Thore «are twenty-four Pres- y twenty Kings. But the Dalance {8 more than made straight by, the Emperors, Bultans, Mikados, Ra Juhs, Khedtves, Ameets and other po- temtates who prefer their special ditle to that of King. Only one reigning: rch ‘of the, word, if kd Ee Withelmins. Most Important Majes! woman, is is Queen OR HOME Se DRESSMAKERS. the tdenta ar The Evening World’s Daily Fashion Hint. To cut this fancy waist in medfum size, 81-2 yards of material 21 inches wide, 3 yarde 27 inches wide, or 18-0 This ix the opinion of a great writer, The poor-looking specimens who argue ist Kissing on the grounds of health «J morality—well, are they anywhere near as healthy in mind, y and more als ts our charming dames from Holland of the seventeenth century? The mt crodes did not injure them, and when a young man receives a kisw from a young to kine y trouble young womnn should and ong @ ynung man who takes t escort her from the church, cert, party or ball. FOXNHT A Jov for Aggie. Te the Biltor of The Brening Wort: Now that Mr. Aguinaldo has accepted a, one yards (4 Inches wide, will be required, our invitniion for a visit to the United States, 1 suggest that we nay him higher Bevery’ In tin grand endeavors, to sup: dorruption in the city of New Yor Leta eh MOSELANJAN. {wi all-over Jace, ‘0, 3,785, sizes 33 to honors, by appointing him to assist Mr.| 10) will be sent for 10 cents, Send to “Cashter, The World, Palitzer / Bullding, w York City.”