The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1901, Page 8

conv TIMELY CARTOON. SINCERE CORDIALITY. SEPEMELTODL DEVEL ONCE LES 5 tite ta VoL. 4 RL LSLAN A RR IOT TAR IDOE TI HE TORING BS BONGO IONE ARON iE TIN THE COMIC WORLD. pe OLEL TES nies Published by Entered to 63 PARIC ¥ Second-Class Ma't Matter. the Press Publishing Company tthe Post-OMce at New York ai ALL (ESOL UTIONS ALIKE. ; ABOUT “ NOMINATING ~ di FUNSTON FOR SOMETHING.” AS 3 : ERED i SAY Honest\ 3 When the news came, the first thought of Kansas was to nomi- | EMino | 'm 4 nate Funston for something. DURNED GLAD } 3 | “Smith and Funston,” “ones and Funston”’—all the combina- | | tiens were tried to see how they would sound. Some began a ticket ( TER SEE Y y 3) for 1904 “Funston and"—— hesitating only at the second name, 7 & This may be natural, but it isn’t polit % i 1 ‘ We all admire a brave deed; we rtin the hero for President 5 FA sometimes—and defeat him usually. This country has never been given to intrusting high offices to “war heroes.” Ba Of twenty-five Presidents only two—Taylor and Grant—were R } 1 professional soldiers. Washington became President from civil life a i | verrs after the Revolution had closed, because he was the best leader | in a time of constitutional growth. Jackson was elected fourteen Years after the battle of New Orleans on straight political issnes. The first Marr Hayes, Gartield and MeKinley won their reputation in civil life. é son was a “war hero,” but the second Harrison, True, they were all soldiers, but so were most active men of their} | SOABR ie BARRE years in 1861-6 Lineoln’s bloodless experience in the Black Hawk | Eat war was one of his own favorite jokes. ak Goss More than half the Presidents never =melled gunpowder except Rev. Dewgood-—See here, yohnson, 1 thou lat “training day.” * the beginning of Lent? % vs : Johnson Hibber—I did, but the next leaf read the same as the first. The heart beats quicker, the eves kindle at hearing of the gal-| — = = = —=> Fs heats Sorin 4 G lant deeds of men like Funston, Dewey, Hobson, Wainwright; but LITTLE WILLIE’S WAITING FOR IT. Ren = 5 F all the days that's tn the year this is—or was—a peaceful Republic, and its leaders have been lead- The very best to me % atl ° aaa 5 = Is April fret; VM tel! you why— ers in thought, not in battles, “They will probably continue so to | And then you will agree. Soa Now, Christims aln't so bad, SELF-CONTROL AS A BEAUTIFIER. |, An Editorial Written by a Woman for Women. : The woman who has not learned self-control need not expect ept a lot of notse, WR AMABAAM AI to retain her good loo! i : re TALMAGE’S SATURDAY SERMON. wa he Daeg for ea ‘They art he orf w thou its thought that goes before Rut on oll April Fools Da You don't nave to be You just tell all the flbs you please— They're jokes, that's under: Noour time it im the habit to d ut. the cherubie hand, | them, nounce the cities and to speak | 1 er othe winks 4 i ij anti. . You play the w them as the focus of all wickedness i Hl Sphere i a kind of retigion In our day As soon as we realize that a hateful thonght is a force strong Pearle think 1 Is ft not time for some one to tell the | Hy thar my text rebukes. ‘There are men! enough to make hateful lines, and that beautiful thoughts will keop| Aad there ain't no freworks to Other side of the story, and to aay that Hand women pending their time in de-| | Z “8 tet mi don't need any money the clty In the hh of practical help- H lectatlon over their maved going| the face young and lovely, we shall have grasped the seeret of the i hess? Look at the embowered and x from prayersmecting to praver-| greatest of beautifi x 3 * rreutes iors. You heat « penny just red hot, fountained parks, where the invalids Bj meeting, and from churel te churet, hoki 5 RE Ard laugh when 4 drop it; may feoaie amd be retreahed the How- H | telling how Nanny they are Hut The adult face is a map of life's history. Tf a woman hasbeen wilust ples, ery Misston, through which them a subscription paper, er ask them! joe ws rey - beg t pocke over 100,000 crme to get bread i And viet the alck, or a iiser she will look like one. aes Iife-and bread for the life to come, ail 1 wanderer, (OF Tf she has heen truly upright, not an imitation of probity, she the pillows of that institution der the blessiny: where to Iay His head; mice + ul pepper in the You to your teacher br auch In ihe attacks of gelp. Their sannot look like a degenerate. } Wateh for one day and eandidly A succ ESS. NOT A Bnakler—I had been thinking of adopt- Ing the stage as a profession. His Friend—You won't do for thats you're too easily rattl AT 18 MEAST. The outs who struggle to get in Oft make conditicns warm. ‘They merely mean “remodel” When they use the word “reform,” PASSED IT. “Beautiful Aurora!’ murmured the sentimental traveiler, looking cut at the rosy dawn through the palace-car win- dow, “We went through there half an hour ago, ma'‘am," said the porter, overheat ing her. “This is Riverside. NATURAL. . ERROR. Litle Walter—Please, sir, are you & Buffalo? : VERTAINLY NOT HARMFUL. Abram (shouting)—Do you really find that medicine any god for deafness? Boenezer—Hey? Abram (icreeching)—I say, do you find thet medicine any Rood for deafness? 1, mir, I've been hart nigh onto fifteen year, an’ L ain't never took anything else. TORICAL NOV ZLIST. “What kind of history ry will do, You see, t for a novel and [ enough historical tt to make It go well with the a RE RE SEK 2H ROR RICK RR ee the houses of mercy, the infirmartes, diet baleen = [Lock Pogentid was travellis y 3 wo. {Should We Give Mer\Up for cae cai real Conth Oe Hethesdn | rome and nurael fim itil he wos weil, | ale We dew i poor ali sqaaw carry. | Worn are written in her f OR HOME Sos ver igen a fchools, the Sullora’ Snug Har It would take a seriaun th Lem eae tay e Thoughts are a tremendous foree, and uplifting, generous, DRESSMAKERS. NR etrataw haves esi weoniae’ founding asylums, the free cro Ronan A iste That wos hand under the | noble thoughts will keep the face eternall if’ “J reith a young lady of mya RariccRr a herow er sity | Whteh our « : , Bee eas vane Coden tie noble long lite ill keep the face eternally youn: and beautiful. ie an Beenie Teather oy ee vs ine) puiee oman ttn busy = |The Evening World's Daily |ago, when by etance | happened to take bulance, the startling > the heaventy Fashion Hint. # letter out of her purse, which was clearing tne way to 1h TRY THESE GERMAN DEL ICACIES. Irom aniier soune man 1 told her | Bi ty, and good souls 1i about the letter | took out of her purse, right of her reeeeeeermees AC to Germa = came to the Howard Miss and asked tart. roll ¢ B crowd of friendlexs 1+ are ex-]2 5 if “ AND ireclaNanaiensing German round of she xood. They playing me manner, Sh 1 Apple Tart. [ juste tuto a cirete . exclaimed that she thought It wax no enone ARR Roa ABRUTA efor eee harm to me by her communteating with 3 ca nich woke ne ani se oererene wr inehes in diame! ers, Do you think that she did and edge It all around wit that renders that wholesome purpesely to aggravate ms, and to wena y feelings? Last Sunday night wide bonler of puff paste, Very appetizing, more z omy feellage? Last “A i : A HINT TO FU TURE BRIDES. | foundation around well td prevent WLAN entire head the asked me if 1 was offented ove FC that affair. J told her that T was. Sho an much as apologized to me by saying married life in tnd bake tll niwhite enn Ane crisp. Me, rising. own {a sound J whi lowered nid slice eight he « \¢ vt . and tive brides: . cooking apples, have ready nin fine wlices and let ft pre He Bos a Saat ad a lazy way 0! nee The yomate boiling one pound of in the fat uit browns then put thatishe would in be bh Where the most Impov ia i fi Thee © notes, want to work Just cated; the hospitalx he 1 ane % ae ni i ree Did you ever see an irritable, scolding: woman witl Leveely: . f. i erie the | hospitals fean fly heavenward, hut they cannot ; s able, ing: woman with a sweet-| {surety think that April a Ben-Hur’ claas of buyers."* tellects astray; the orphan hee Fi | iat ance dE ea looking face ¢ ate acimade Sunt for the bo sem pea p 7 F 6 Thomas Cha yecupled Une u i pOURHTOAL INE AUR TEE: ae siti pac mies ter ia Paani ae H i ohair of moral philo: tn Mt Did vou ever see an honest girl with shifting, furtive eves? Concludes: thisiias 5 4 THE PERPLEXITIES OF LOVERS & \ spetnelent i bly Arew's University he same rs QASIO rete whteh pour imidnoon uperi the dark-|jq REV. T. DE WITT TALMAGE. } Hime « 3 laeciavac nica lensre cleo What do we mean when we say, “She has a hard fave.” or pan 1ET HUBBARD AYER. ened; the Prison Reform Asroctitln. | Hse saycagseog pt at a soe sgt eat ae ge eae | L088 slums of wire ed} She Jooks tough,” except that the spirit and the deeds of the Bi SOLVED BY HcARR ? HARRIFT HUBBARD AYER seemed to pay a good deal of attention to me. When I left for home she asked me not to forget to call the negt time [ iaited that place and she hoved it would be evon. Since that time I have been corresponding with her brother, In one letter witleh T sent him T asked him ely an a joke) how the baker was we along, referring to the young This wus about Christmas time, lady, jo yor o y up? sugar with a water, Iny the ibbaKe., Peed! core and sWuarter do you think I ought to give her up? hang nena toples {nto thie while hot with five or and lay Ht over the oabbag ‘ near v s and let tt al ‘ nd cook slowly without so mu F by “keeping company" you i Bh a teat ui te r nfal of water for three hours. you were engnged to marry the Sata H Spread shake tn young lady {n question, of course she furniture. tiny axe rey of flour and last of 41 three tabie- should not be carrying on a correspon- pee nicos ly Cut ree Nae Yan wedges of spoonfuls of Vinegar how tnnov with ee cectualnici wit nt bis J arranging hem ths anuther young man; but have not asked the girl to marry you I do not taink you have any right to attempt this Is a matte Living in cooked to . pour it inte the Cl ayrap in which they Jit, and when coli srererere-eereenemms, Liver dumplings ee becomes a factor in : Peas a t tart and serve coud, sprinkled with che are great favorites to control her or to prevent her from pa boardin rau w : amou sigar { Liver ta German house- having auch other proper assoolations of wand. So it is 1 i Dumplings. } notts, Chop the as any girl may with perfect propricty cown home, her interes f pea Whitey lveedaneianeada maintain with the other sex. roused. every ‘ wow d-0-0-0-e-e-e-erere-eD itt Jone slice! of If {t comes down to a point of breed- forth, and she c hwo a bread that hae deen soaked In water, Ing. you shoud not have read the letter, lovatte ' h ‘ inl() tenapoontul’/of mar anyway. It ls considered among care- y Gs DOR eva OAS i " woh If teaspoonful of aalt. ful persons an unpardonable breach of { TEUOtA RSE woman Ae he Alt pork In the frying propriety for any one to obtain posses- - we ed In it brown one alleed ontop. alon of the contents of a communication t is Se Ep Hovens, | rand mix all to-/yarde 32 inches wile or 1 7-8 yards 44] not Intended for him, and which he has| Stranger-It « or - e i Kot eoveneltios ealmedl che vir, Have ready a kettle hes wide will he required. not been invited to read. Bee, OU #ould compic vd ‘ NNT ji i the} The waist pattern (No. 3,783, slzes 32 le Took the Cake. fp sriend vause he took y tn boo ton. ow ta F fifteen to d2y will be een: for 10 cents. Dear Mrs. Ayer -Hampliat—I'im an 5 line jw t a Ying ure{ Send to “Cashier, Tre World, Pullizer | j.ast fall while on my vacation I mado Pwanied the part myse! pleasures sure lacking fio hans [eres jRulding, New York City. the acquaintance of a young Iady who EDITORIAL “LETTERS WRITTEN BY MANY pie READERS OF THE EVENIN welghed at several other stores and It tipped the scales in all the other stores at cxactly twelve ounces. I know many friends who have had lke experienc ‘Taose that have ‘such Inv fons in charge +hould have those peopte wup- Ished who are deliberately robbing the pub ie te: quarter of uw pound of provistons| atu (i -—: -——__—_--- hiv wo tte tee he \ = w roux! nme t Where tn fair play? ARTHUR PAYNE RELSTONE. As Regards Visions. ‘This will | To the Ea.tcr of The Evening W to load at! Several Yonkers girls distinctiy saw and wii, the spirit of a dead girl friend a few Is prac-|days ago, Every month. some such phi {tchea | nomenon is witnessed. Yer we atill scoff Japa. holding 1 fithe Hutson Tiver ridge? “tees huve sald they had plen prey bo build i. is ic the ‘Faliroad magnates, or v5) ematter sltould be pushed thra BE inderweur weg On whieh, ‘4 Of cach tn SSS HOOK KEEP i An ObUging Conductor, To the Fallior of The Hventng World and ¢ uIncrous or, Ft 1 want to way a ord mDout A Cone a} S bs To the Wiiter of The Eve A ~ the wiclaltys t the fea of ghosts. If the same quota| game store you get three ounce ABER SOR \Vur icine Girlie, \ Me. Marthu Lowe, in st the Fourth avenue cars. He th Brooklyn. Wo f evidence were piled up in regard to FULL WEIGHT, Hvening World | Dr. Herald, has © Most pleasant conductor any doy} Poor Little Jayan. any other thing {ts existence would long. elect, 7 eaiiee Me has a smile and a hi asionatly asked! hand for everyvody who Rete on or off a LIGHT. [iia car, If the Fourth avenue and all! psomething about the: men | cidediy, A Word for Agutuntio. he osher roads had more mon Hke him Reritiartanareat geet i ditor of The Vivening World: it woulll be a Roud tat} F pussengers. Bnd, sewlng-mashine, | ture, wwitlle the cl a far White every one ¢« talking of Agute| Why can't x law be passed forcing all untiay considered |e naat “ire let me say here that,| conductors to be itke hin? ADMIRER, ne shaeich | deeper feclingn wnd longings of the hu-| white wr iupertaliat, 1 take off my hat To Kane the Bridge Crust, tonto lman woul. ach hos a dletinet »phei mm. ‘Though he Isa mere youth he | to the kaiwr of Toe) Kienlng’ World i in. rt Ween. you. mi) ows) Hinieelt a second. Caevir aby, Having read about the suggestion on jJo complain of the poor) ing quertion (ér who has taken NA work, Rrening World ago ha become a recognized | fact. War Is certa’n, so It Is sald, bezweon | We believe In the North Pole, which no Japan and Russla—between a toy apan-jone has seen. Then why not in spirits fel and a Great Dune. If we saw aj which many have seen? ATHOS. prize-fighter beating a plucky ten-year- 'd boy we wou'd ail interfere, Yet we} Lowk Out for mand by with jai rting Interest to ob-| Te the Kaltor uf The Kr serve Russia lish Japan, So ia | Last Saturday night I bought we when the uned States fought ities areal mes one pourd’of Spain, we evel ro med} MN af | To tne Raltor of To the Editor of The Evening Wort: Looking over the steamooats and cars, T saw. Board of Health notice forbi ding the passenge7s from expectorating on ‘tie oor, under penalty of $00 fine or one year's: imprisonment, Sy both. Now, I wlah! to - know? 1¢0 tt is pos-| aks thi ta in nee ‘dateokon, why) the ete, 1 of ‘The day before New Year's a package of cake arrived with the Indy's name atteched to it, In return I sent hera letter In which I thanked her and hoped to some day be able to pay her my re- spects, Would It be proper for me to xend her Easter Mies? Do you think there ts any love In the past remarks as to the Iudy's side? cc. T is always appropriate and proper ] for a gentleman to send flowers to a lady, and Easter Illes would be @ ry pretty expression of your @ ation ofatt young lady's inte: ippre- t in ou, She re for you sentiment- ty, Bt Tothing In your description would suggest more than a girl's mis- chievousness. Since you know her, why do you not ask perinisnion to call upon her tf you wish to follow up the fequaintance? G WORED. street, Most street, Ellzabeth street, &a If infection 4 probable from expectorat- ing on the floos of steamboats, it 1s pos mblo to ace a great mmuny more oases of infection nn, ame LY, ea poets ER Move for a¥fintt-Odell XN To the FAltor of The Kveaing; World: Let uw have a Piult-Odell night in pub- He, Put them on a platform—say is Madison Square Garden—and let them say in everybody's prezence what thep are up to, The public Is tired of dally emtemenie and denials, 1% POUNDS OF PUBLIC, Campatoola in “L! Traine. To the Editor of The Evening World: A workingwoman who comes down- — WEES EAS town on ar‘early express (Ninth avenue ne) has) introduced the campeted. in order, to escure a scat. Thus ge she bee pies to butt Bat it's a