The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1901, Page 10

de Salle Ee a Oe mar Ty Oey ere te Oe OP eee 4 BU aaa aban sean did ORY’S TIMELY CARTOON. THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW. MARANA ACM AAAGUMA AAA oo / KEEP DARK \ TONIGHT ! | WERE GOIN’ ( GLU Cen ne Li destrty NED gees While Me . Platt and Odell Little Game Goce On. Alesse cto ett eek Cab ies La SOME CLERICAL EPIGRAMS. ERE are somo of the opigrammatic |negiecte! An enemy of our } ness some of hin deadiiest work along thin utterances of the Rev, MH. M./entera the home when th who |line. Wee tasilon” and “society.” Wharton, D. D,, In hin discourse | could make it a place of Jos «only | It is the deep damnation of hell. on “Phe Enemies of the Home’ at meal umes, swallows, wit Sore S iS, Pride {sa prolific parent. ‘This in the | ing, his hasty funeh, and ts off a. could be no greater avil, It Renetation of pride. Pride begat extray- to return ny more, perhaps, until a lite nme, than the card table Inia agBarce; extravagance begat want, want (hour 0 night 0 cube tire DLegat discontent, which Im the father of siehe . . There ts no dor 1 yrs many pons and daughters, We ara liv-] We handle Wother's names wetth a [There ts ne more’ Be 6S Aithat Rae ie Ward [recklessness that is simply. appalling sary Sia A RAICOUNR RAE AU: ing beyond our means. Artemus Ward [idee ehaabnicenteomdsslarea love hres wan right when he eal to the sounk | Wnoenever ans comes into your] State Courts of the United States, Our man, “Live within your tneome, If YOU} nome to tell a efevil gossip, (otc | duties ure catching the fever and con- have to borrow money to dott with.” | onoernia« fimiy. ce eure vou | Laing thelr portion te the une hun- eo ee ie fet eaes . on a lars that annually ex. wave th hember prevent when the meat erithe cantante Too much huainesn is the enemy of| gumeip |e iisponse! Pec eiertalnty RT atnt eis con tasers the heene. Men are so pressed that they | pur an end to it then a ——— — are up late and enrly, tolling day and a pets kts night trying to keep their heads above | Listen nothing that you cannot con water, ‘The remult 1s the family In de-] teil the o:liers, atid the pechdler wlll look OR HOME 7S prived of their presence and the home| for some other place to dispose of his , fs left desolate when the man of the| wares DRESSMAKERS. houre ts away, Nothing dtstresses a oo 8 ‘ woman more than to feel that she t« DEERE | rning World's Daily A YOUNG SOLDIER. | Fashion Hint. Little Herkus V. Letkemann, who een MS) Po out the Bton jucket) in medium his fourth birthday was photographed ee eae Ne | size material 4 Inches wide your home at tre retiring to | Ireesed aa to ex nly 1 \ | A |STRANGE FACTS ABOUT } ANIMALS } \3 ris rail to have ae in a German soldier's untform, plainly shows the enthusiasm for things mill- tary that all boys feel. Are Wrangling Over @ Police BI the EUSP NNAE AMEN NASH NP SAPNA APARNA SANS CLEVER ORSERVATIONS BY THE REV. DR. H. M. WHARTON. eee : i ‘S s wide, 1-2 yard for! required. Jicket pattern (No, t for 10 cents. ‘The World, sizes 32 ww a ING, MARCH VOLL 41... Published by the Preas Publishing Company, 63 to 6 PARK ROW, Entered at the Post-OfMice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. THE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN TO BE MARRIED AND HAPPY. State Legislatures may always be looked to for the latest absurdities in paternal law. . Composed as they are of budding politicians taking their first 27, 1901 flights in the exhilarating atmosphere of statesmanship, their enact- ments show frequent traces of the giddiness caused by their novel environment. We have California making it an offense to be a consumptive, Tennessee making it a misdemeanor to smoke cigarettes, and now Minnesota, extremest case of all, making matrimony a crime for men and women not quite so strong physically and mentally as their fellows. It is queer legislation to come from « State that sent to the United States Senate such pronounced champions of personal liberty as Cushman K. Davis and Knute Nelson. Ié it had come from Russia it would have compared favorably in harshness with a Czar’s ukase. But it could not have come from Russia, because its provisions would have prevented the marriage of the Czar himself, who is an epileptic. With this law in foree what becomes of our guarantee of “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?’ What greater medium of happiness is there than matrimony—the “grand sweet song” even of Presidents? For those who are strong to deny the pursuit of happiness to those who are not strong is barbarism. THE WOMAN WHO FINDS FAULT. An Editorial Written by a Woman for Women. The woman who always criticises everybody is ill-bred; the sa bore; but the woman who criti- wornan who criticises her f cises her own family to outsiders be said for her, ene is disloyal at heagt and nothing can She usually does it because she has come to believe she is the flower of the family, A good many otherwise attractive and admir- able women are spoiled by becoming pervaded with the idea that they are this sort of flower-girl, and that it is something for the fam- ily to revel in that they belong to it. Such a girl is capable of saying in the presence of her mother that their parlor looks like a mill-end sale and that she is ashamed of it. * Such a girl will say in her father’s absence that he—bless him Sueh a girl is a disgrace to the family she thinks she decorates. The woman who looks at other women’s homes and families and per- mits herself to wish hers were different is letting the shadows curtain the sun itself. The sun itself is the love in her own shabby home, among her own criticised family, beside which nothing counts at all. Such a woman may be the flower of the family, but she is of the common or garden vari ZONA GALE. WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH SALMON. ety. sdreremreneneenenerees) Make A CT 6AM] S-t-e-t-e-eemeereed Mix one-half teas sauce with two level spoonful of Egg Sauce. ftatiespoontuls of Cream ; fons level tants: b add two t Dressing. fanoontul of mus. Ds atereerersterecere (ablernoonfuls | d-e-eeeeememoed tard, one-half table of flour to tt: «tir spoonful of sugar. until smooth and add one cupfut of | Then add one cee beaten a ‘ithe, three nalk; a Httle salt to. 1. When boti- Ing and thickened add two hard-boiled eRRs chopped tne. tablespoonfule of melted butter, three fourths of a cupful of thin eroam or half milk and cream. Beat well and add one-fourth of a cupful of vines a little ata time, Stir over hot water all eee eee Dra the { Salmon Mquor from one ca) until creamy. Strain and Coot, ettes, fet Mtimen nd NABH | ane eeweammeend Heat the contents Croquettes. fit, neat un two Jeinjeramnte owes amt ore-fourt Creamed of one can of sal. Seana at Sal mon in the Iquor. cup of mi Add MON. feeason with salt and two tablespoonfuls of melted butter. a] 3... aera dash of nutmeg, salt, paprika and one |” Over thin. alles. of cupful of fine bread crumbs. MIX the | buttered. te thin slices oF salmon with this and Intu. ero- red toast. Put one tiblesnontul of butter {n a anucepan and let tt heat. auettes, Dip in crumbs, no eRE. two. tablespoon‘uln of four and and in crumbs again and fry in deep| cook well! Str in Readualiy one tint fat of hot milk, and after a few minutes’ tno 0-0 enon eoe 0 ke nome coid| 20kK!nG pour the sauce over ihe tale ¥ mix | Mon and serve. Salmon French may: | Sete reeeee Butter a bread Sates. onnalse or cream Salmon pan; line It with sreecereeeneneenes:(iressing. Put two Loaf. warmed ‘cooked rice lettuce leaves to: 2 seanoned with nalt: Rether to form a nest. Pin Me Of | ¢re-e--e-e-erere-enees Il] the centre with the salmon in each nest. Garntsh with cold cooked aalmon, the yolk of hard bail rubbed | flaked; reason with salt, pepper, lemon Juice and grated nutmeg. Cover with rice and steam one hour, Serve with RE mauce, through a fine strainer or preas through a potato steve. Cut the white of exs in strips and put them over the top. tomer with a rubber mat upon which to set the milk can by the d had his horses shod with rubber shoes and then began to explolt his nolselers milk. His business has quadrupled.” Hooray for piselesa enilk! ————— Time's Changes. ELESS MILK.” of a wakeful turn who 1 the racket of the early milk- man will rejolce in this (rue tales that comes from Ind “A dairyman went to the Hooster capital for treat- 7 « Iiile there, lying in bed, was ate Mare nnyed hy beh awakened each |A pensive mald she seemed to be, cae ants the sman delivering snlik. | Shy, timid, meek and apprehensive, Aw fon an he got had the milk- shod with rubber-heeled and Wis. | Hut In one year of wedlock he | Found ashe had lost timidity “KICK, KICK, KICK! RICK RIGHT AbONG!” oled shoes, amd rubber tires put on liv presented each cia-1 And meekness and wae now ex-pensive, Kick Aualnet ‘Third mae HE! pand wear glasses and mustaehes We don't mind belng called horse different depariment, To the FAitor of The Evening World seem first x all other | thieves, but to be awakened from our | there because the address {a so vague. The Third Avenue "L" trains (City | |! bu the carly morning aiumbers Is more than) ER Hall branch) travel too’ far apart, are | vising bus | we can 1 from these hayseeds, and Kick Against Barber Tips. thing good. ai. K too few and, in rush hours, are unduly Kick until we kick them out of e , if To the Faltor of The Evening World Kick Against Noley Brokers. It ts to kick. GEORGE A jammed. Klek Against MARTIN, To the Wilton of ‘The Rvening Weelt Kick Agilnst Unasked Help, T would ke to give a mwift kc To the Pilter of The Evening World {the hayseeds that iter at our | T have a Ilttle kick to which I'd jove | otels, ¢ ek topefoor room and | to {mpart the power of a Krupp gun {fing the bell about SA. M. te tind out | and alm {t at tho man who thinks hej!f It ‘x time to gee expect | understands my {ob better than I do, |'* to eltmb five ith a and)who stroila over with advice and | Mus of ice water vlieaves r te moe instead of minding} Is boots outside to be cleaned and the ho ing why they a not know- t there for, puis sroom and thea this He thing he calls his own business. manI have In mind tn larger than mt time he leaves his desk and|them in the stu ww to annoy my alde partner {Rube goes to the oflice tn his stocking Lwith advice), I'd hand him out a/fect at & A. M. and calls all hands ,)It’s an odd fact, but I've|horse thieves and threniens to report AND BELL-HOPPERS, Had Spe Vatttor of The Evening Workd nin a position where I recetve 1 wish to kick against two Kes writers make which are so 1 that It rather grates on one's ‘The tiret is thy habit of many, en those who, Judging from the writing, neatness, Ae. of the letter, ought to know better, of spelling ‘ao- cept’ “except.” The context alaa shows plainly that thee mean cept.” ‘The other miatnke ts the habjt of carelews addreesing. The letters re- celved often are intended for a totally ee Tos ers. L have @ Kick to regieter against the) 1, une piitor of Tae Rvening World: weird custem of tipping barbers, In the! “1 have a little kick that I wonder hae first place they ought not to be Upped not been called to your attention be- at all, any more than bootblack# or drv-! fore, While passing through Broad zoode clerks, In the second piace, WheN street the other day I noticed about ona tips a walter of & cabby one KVES 99) of 400 men gathered in the atreet, him about 10 per cent, of the price ©f/ hovering, xhouting and occupying the the meal or fare, But ona hua to Rive @! niadie of the atreet, and acting like a barber 19 centa for n Iicent rhave, OF set of wild uncivilized Indiany, I can- 6 2-8 per cent. of tho total cost. Teta) 0) eg why the police allow these men, stop this nonsense, or e'se Rive the Par- | aiieg “brokers,” to gather in the ber 2 conta ae te NO RIBHOBIAC public highways, or streets, and trans- : * Jct thelr business in the manner they Kick Againat In do, The poor puah-cart venders who Te the Editor of The Evening World: do not make any nolse, simply endeav- I have not had much patience with|oring to eell their goods, go that they your Kick Club {dea until. recently, I. mey earn an honest living, are Got per s bring her some of the most impossible presents! | THIS IS THE BURDEN OF THE KICK CbUB’S SONG, but are not sents wil come In if-you will let me kick the; mitted to remain longer than ten or) me-d |man who aces all of your mistakes, but | ffteen minutes on a certain spot; and) | who shuts his eyes when you do any-| if longer are arrested and fined. Is ERENT ELEN TBR TOT GENTEEL DAUGHTER OF THE REGIMEN’. By KATE CAREW. 5 IERIE mnt mmm sien gn SNE EINE EN OEM NEE NE NN EOS IE LE ESNIPS DEN LEE Pe LEN eee ET ee | Mies Cecilia Loftus may be a vivandlere, but she never forgets that she js a lady. Following the army of Napoleon and chumming with the rough and ready heroes of the Old Guard do not prevent her from looking as {f-she had just stepped out of a Fifth avenue ladies’ tallor studio, with ‘her sweet little, neat little regimental costume fitting like a glove over the newest thing In corsets. There are three people beside herself In the sketch Miss Lofius is giving at Keith's. One is an Old Guardsman, another an Englizh colonel, alleged to be the lover of Josephine, and last, but not least, Napoleon htm- 3 self—easily the funniest Napoleon ever scen on any stage. DOO Ee eo ETL tS ssishanahanabantbanedl HELP. FOR PERPLEXED LOVERS. Advice to the Heartsick. By Harriet Hubbard Ayer. Sho He Sturt a Uilllar for the ball to this young man. It only ,y Dear Mru Aver takes a thoughtless action of this sort 3 naaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaad, ARAMA AAA AOA A ARAMA IRA AA AS MARA A ACA OU ANNA RAAT NOMA MANN MN MTN AAAS MAAN NON Parlor? Tum twenty-one years old and am to convince a man that the girl in imanged to a young man of twe question is in love with him and ts run- four and geod habits, But lately ning after him. has decided to start a biard part *| Men do not care for women who. aro { whieh Lam very much opposed to, He thinks {tthe only way he canon sufficient money to enable and thinks Tam wrong in opposing hy Pease give me your advice In the mit- ter. THINK | spect your opinions and so cusy to win, They want to do the = j r courting themselve: The moment they see a girl is e for their attentiona they are apt lose all Interest In her. , 1 think this wax the way with the young man you refer to. Of course, it was rude of him not to ralse his hat. the young man she wis! the matter, If you have consclen- ‘Try to forget him—there are lots of tous scruples against this bt ne yout others, will never be no matier how ——_—_ succesful the the enterprise, A LENTEN TEMPTATION. In chie great country noe man Is res} atricted to Une of t | Ofttimes ere forty days are done, to make a Hving. i ‘The church has lost, the world has T think sour sweetheart should 4d won; to your sentiments in the matter Meneee nate ; Because Never heen ant gat tae me ntl bial t, Conduere atthe Raster hat ‘ “Dear Mrs. Ayer: (with whom Tam a young girl, approaching the age of eighteen, and am in love with “A LIGHT REPAST." young gentleman whom [meet every y th with him. Now he netth day at noo: y way to business, and | & wun y at noon on my way t _|falses his hat nor speaks to me, for = = as Thad ¢! : absolutely c . bur he wiedged mF Invitation and When Esaw him he made no What shall I ? EMMA E. | THINK the young man has treated ONE DEED, NE deed may mar a life, 0 Amd one can make It; Hold firm thy will for strife, Last a quick blow break It! Even now from far on viewlens wing Hither speeds the nameless thing Shall put thy spirit to the test, Haply or e’er yon sinking sun Bhall drop behind the purpie West ‘All shall be lost or won! —Richard Watson jexeuse for not writing. you very shabbily to tho lenst the matter, If you are sensible, you will make no further manifestations of friendship. not seem possible for me to the girls who read this column of the slight esteem men Invariably have for women who make advances. You should not have sont the ticket Hider. i n meals os spring drawa nigh in no longer any chance of the house that season?) The ket awful ax hot weather draws Yet we murt pay the same price aa in the gourmandizing’ days of winter. PRUNES MHASH. ek Agninst Porcas Eleva ear. rk and t there a law in our land which gives more rights to the rich than to the poor? If so, it ts a disgrace to our country, and the sooner we do away with it the better. JUSTICE ' Kick Against President Munters. | To the FAltor of The Bvening World:* T will give 4.2) to the man who In- vents a kicking machine warranted to kill the chap who {ts golng about with Kick Against Smokers. To the Editor of The Evening World: Once more I kick against the foNo: tg: San who amokes'in an elevator i conductor of the elevator who allows it To the Latitor of The Evening World? and the wretch who leaves his ange What would you do If you Kot @ scat |iched cigarette on top of your dene hext to the hog on the “L" road who | TRIPLE-PLATE KICKER. Inslyias on holding his-paper out at full Kick Aga i th while reading In a crowded car? ‘TD the pite Brent: I happened ty get a eeat next to this! a have in pithy ee Mhgtevence a lantern locking for a Presidential r ‘ i : Me! | porker one morning and all the way | candidate for 1901, ENUFF. [fom Harlem to Park place I had the eres cenaueDts It 9 impossible Kick Against Landindien, Ing some ripe Imburger good, clean fare cheap, Then, why do there places slay digestion, ap. petite and temper by vile concoctions, \il-cooked, i-served, uncleanly and sometimes garnished with Croten Bhoy, have fwell-nigh broken te ey a ARTHUR Mt for his luneh, Wt ulso got his right arm In the face every time he turned his paper, and Kiralfy kick against the boarding-house| when one side of my face started to keeper who keeps a decent table all|ache I turned to give him a show at. winter but who serves picfaced, hand- the other side and got @ hot ner in the Te the Editor of The Evening Wo Why doesn't your grand oli! Kicker Club get into line and make one grand