The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1901, Page 10

Hi WORLD: (ORY’S TIMELY CARTOON. LATE THE SWEET SINGER’ 2.6 O8.6.9 roc Aeon = THE NIGHT-AIR BUGABOO. ST WARBLE. BY F. L. OSWALD, » ot we N passing along ar hase of ments in t summer | dump day about n a hundwd | Millieny of travellers: night windows can be se Loomead and pout the Sleepern whone lune a desert traveller thirsts af of cold water, have excl. Ing night wind in obedience to the hest of a sanitary auperstit “Beware 0 worth weather of e mad f img ations ron your } ening utmor bedroom. "Fo might as well neeker to avokl rock 9) water bucket at the festering city sewer, We might with the same logis a Afh our children to beware fn strawberries, an of an free ERR Ree eteinitceeiictiini Carnations in Winter. OUR earminn dloom to-night The fire of wi healed cums fakes yo sunsets Again in ligt A fair Canadian garden ol you burn i mer ov ne ng mariine wheel and HER WAT re breaks yc tways ir sun down aati Milan} HER COAT afar Hermit anty From h tar. int ‘Then tn your foredoom * " i . i gefeleletelefeleteite CK A KICK JUST KI I wish Tamay Tombs, sa sta not large h for ° case of fire; also a Get the Fire De this matter, important kic AK Kick Again ‘Te the Editor of The TP omust Kick agtins: Street-Cleaning “Department methods ju Broukiyn. If a river with a three-legged horse cannot) ymake as many tr'ps as a driver with «| Miele Auulnat four-legged horse he ts vent oefore the| To te eAhor uty Commissioner on charges and! ‘The other CERIN THE TOMES DLS... Methods. care World i osat Tialy {8 appointed jn his place.| sunning comment on the of the foremen study noth-| actresses. nim ils tw te dead ne dormt LITTLE OR THRO i in front of d, and some disciple of his| threa pesple in a thiatre who kept up a actors and They were very dinturbing. aint the men! Everyiliing I iked they segmed to dis MISS EVE. LNO. M419, ) PARK ROW, ork as Second-Class Mall Matter, THE SPRING SEASON'S OFFERINGS tered at the Post-OMce at New ¥ tion, patented and improved upon, auspiciously opens the spring ex- hibit of medical novelties, son with all the eelat attaching to one of the most distinguished professional names in Aus- Along rof. Gersuny, a brother tria, and consequentiy in the world. with Prof. Schenk, specialist in the higher altitudes of medical experimentation, enters while Prof. Koch and the eclebrated He yet to be heard from. new beauty cure, r Doktor Laubenhe ner are The specialist has become our modern wonder-worker, to-date thaumaturgist, before whose brilliant medi j with gg ur up: al prestidigitation erms and bacilli the populace blinks in rapturous awe. He is the twentieth century Cagliostro, our latter-day Paracel- sfy the de- h subtle devices and ready-made remedies to sat mand of any invalid, ditions, but he is just ¢ gician as of vore, The old medieal necromancer took kobolds out of the mines te the modern takes the lump of coal itself, bakes out the tar and extracts from that a long list of pharmaceutical products serve his ends to serve panaceas for suffering man—anti-kammia for his ueural- gie nerves, or phenacetine for his aching head and all the various eoal-tar preparations that fill a full column of the fat, rectory-like dispensatory. His methods, too, are s mysterious and reeondite to accord with modern requirements. The seeret potion with whieh Cagliostro 0-0-0000 0-0 0-0-0 MODERN kept a woman of sixty youthful and. pretty hecomes with Gersuny a skilful utilization of so familiar a petroleum product Brown-Sequard’s undivulg s vaseline. | elixir become matter of die —the popular idea that man is what he eats thus receiving the corroboration of high medical au- thority. In this daily routine of profess ig Ife is then in th mal experiment, in ordinary pot-hy specialisin, we follow the doctor with some readiness. realm of the probab rdinary mind. » and his contributions to science are within the s pe of the It is in his flights to the onter limbo of experimentation that we take leave of our senses in our efforts to follow him. Phen the Herr Professor-Doktor produces. it ive litera- a POPULAR SCIENTIST. apa tTno irs ct A : es ; eecteaenhecliaticriovance? ture-—essays in the higher romantieism-—by comparison with which Must we eachide the cool night wind rola ‘Tesla’s contributions are dime-novel sensations, Flam- bringing relief to countless sufferer marion’s the dullest of prose. | from the misery of a sw tering sum: mer ayy It ts no exaggerat viduals who have u Man has alw nt a ready ear for new theories and his hear- to say that tndl wed themselves from ing has grown more distinct and sensitive with his improved educa- Mehtmare of that superstition con fund aut hy tion, Culture has made him seeptical in only igion. Tn all others he has preserved a credulity like that of medineval times, He laughs at aithter In the , rs i MAN'S ENJOY. one line of mental research -re atrtest highlands leghentes —From the coche Tohautauqnan “ pe MEDICAL mth Sea bubbles, but hearkens eagerly to the Arizona promoter with entleman from Mis- souri interested in zine. He fools the moose with a love eall and listens to the siren notes of a Zella Nicolaus ora Fayne Moore, He KIND, Hiren eee ee} andr Takirta, When minmer comes pot sprit and organdie with be worn ver mine or the n oxreat deal by the tiny daughters of | ty ely Httle frock for a belle of tive summers | white organdie. ‘The rkirt conmista at two deep rufties, whtte | cote decoys i *k within range is yuna i ese ell sn inte | Sets decoys o lure the wild duck within range of his gun and secks Pouch front of puffing and tnsertion | an exactly similar lure of the financial sort in Wall street. The sailor sult is a la mode for morn Yes, man is an impressionable and . credulous ereature, and r reading matter he enjoys, in its place, the superior sort of medical literature, even if he does not whglly believe it. and it ed te the necds of suminer Ife by jHER GLOV w dress glove for the wee dam- seems especialy adypt- the That He may revall, as he peruses some well-elaborated theory, the nel has eh with Parte-polnt 2 ine! vsician? : U PRs Pele aR RE Boe statement of an eminent physician in Harper's irs roms wear will be mode, Magazine two years ago regarding the very ® Wincutt Her street glove will - z NEL ARUIR FO eAE OCR RloveMetth NACE OF slight increase in the eurability of disease dur- Pave Ream and one clas SCEVTICISM. ing the progressive nineteenth century, JHC SHOES But that « tish his enjovment tr owhtte dresses, the sm: daugh- 7 - i A Joes ag Mashion Wit wear buttoned patent | He simply remembers as he reads that what Flammarion is to as- wther st with plaln black tronomy, ‘Tesla to electricity, Lombroso to statisties, the Kochs and oEours are the s i iderinGesaarit chenks are to medicine, ‘To embellish a fact is not necessarily ‘i ar stecktin te cert] TT ware > f: Sci 1 A Me untites tee | pervert it. They color the dry faets of seienee, they hypnotize Miss t faintly shod} the judgment and carry their vietim into a house of enchantment i} ck Kidoor spe . etsy fi ght, pertoratet | Where they exhibit to his dazzled vision wonders past the conception 4 For the he ional romance: of the profess *s imagination. And man enjoys it greatly, ty Iman moce fur edwing. | OL PARAS ‘ De omaiden wil carry a | PISCRETION THE DETTE 1 ant. | tad a thin morning.” ealt the/ ‘a meant by the pink or prine rules 6 cor, wh I deemed it wie to let) have one | well enough alone.” | hematite! rf repl sa friend. "What was i muea tt for at f mine watt he was well e colore will enous to punch my head t fon, you would Insult a vies Hite and upon hin taking the horrld! ling her she waa in the ih [jes ceed She's always younger, W A BRICK king, the quailty of the; elbows in my framework, brushed mej he juatives all the comle papers aay of . Iss, Now? why! tnt nelide; | rabbered parecgers ani | him hey wished to run down | fare teaiste: ed from the car ARTHUR PAYNE RELSTONE, wait until they Pa my one rudeness he res] acy, hey couht do it tn “En an The next ek Auniuet the Talking Mom. fator of The Evening World: I've found a new breed of hog. He tx the man who mecia you when you are Y Was a very Rood une | ea similar experience 1 shail File dn town had said so, | make a double entry kick with my pedal ED. IL [extremities underneath the rubber-neek’e | (he Man who mee henjvoujar ATES id telin you of a all rk in nn levator. cont tills Lede od and all thelr symptoma in 1 The Keening World A Commuters, = detail. He murders the appe- \ised (Co Work In a glue factory and] to the ening World tite, depresses the apirite and Ina bore, Redd ToCUArcRRNATIN ETA eOnE: tae Maras G vun| besiden’ being a boor, I" hereby kkle invard for a year. Mutl 1 reatater one wwift, alent, strenuous) seuingt nim and all his tribe, ck to elther than get! kiok aguinat the average man who Is a MARCUS E. FENNO, another man NO DUDE, Hoboken, N. J. Kick at Rossiter Rubber Neck. To the Editor of The Evening Word: The other evening 1 boarded a pen on wheels of Buncombe Rossiter’s Torture. Immediately behind me was an ind!- vidual without uniform, who burled his an where {s | suburbanite travelling to and {rom busi- smoking a cigarette |neas in New York. He has no soul above lawn mowers, no thought above the card game in the smoker, no hopes above being able to travel on a more convenient train. His maniter self ts crushed until he becomes a biped known as the Genus Commutertus. He bores every decent man. Let him reform, for Kick Against a Kicker. To the Eilter of The Rvening World: I have been a constant reader of your taper, I read in The Evening Werid of Maroh 6 a kick made by Mrs, Kate P. Kulty about a policeman drinking whis- key broueht to him by « frankfurter man on the corner of Sixth avenue and Fourteenth street. Well, now, I wonder The return to publicity of Prof. Schenk with his sex preserip- It starts the sea- |: He has changed the tools of his trade to meet the modern con: ; DAY KVENING, MARCH 13, 1901. AN’S INFLU By T. E. SEE WOM POWERS. | AG TzPowSkS —_— - AS Cer, She wishes to purify the city government, has plenty of doilies and cologne and things of that sor success, Artist Powers thinks. HARRIET HUBBARD AYER olved the Take of nthe soap is db Tobe almont a jel OU can make nen ' the noo of the scraps of s scraps in w ure on to boll for a Jet tt stand until form a jelly and FOR SMALL >of a tilbert. roushiy with hot water, then rui the shampoo mixture well Into MR. ADAM. J dat for th ised for the br her to wear this wn with a rolled stratght withough » worn. a dare tha wide turesyie setting to the Now's face. HIS GLOVES. | The mod we for the email boy's and ds mueh improved. Ht has be wa vind and she the Angers than {: formerly was sequently it Mts better and the ema toro averse to weartng ft. In just Ike father's glove, being ma of glace Kid, plane sewn, with spear head stitching one button every day, the boy weara a mocha & of soft gray, oak tan eolor, HIS STOCKINGS. Tar big boy weary heavy, black ribb stockings. for they have to stand a grea deal of wear and tear in the ordinary nuree of a “abiquitous small boy's” day, The very Iltle fellow, however, vo hiv chubby Jegs with gmall white socks which have tny red or blue silk stripes thom. Some beautiful entirely covered with English Wut whatever the style, tie color is white. HLS LEGGINGS, tle logs of Mo le Petit Jong red leggings, with black straps and black buttons. VISITE CARD. The smart young man of the younger neration his hix own visiting card. lily name ts engraved in fuli on a card three by one and a half inches, HLS TIES. “or the very amall boy, bleck Windsor vearts, worn with sailor sults, are Jaunty. HLS BATHROBE, ‘The Mttle man of the new eentury has a bathrobe Just ike that of his father, r rioh mehogany: 1 HIS SUIT. Whatever the father may be—"a Initeh- er, a baker, a camflestick-maker'—the son weare a sailor suit. All of the spring myles for boys show the regulation Jwatlor suit in wash materials, ‘The trou- jeer are short and tleht, lacing up the Sack ike the trousers of the real Jackie, {while the suit bears all the stripes, signs nnd insignia of an admiral at te One spectaNy pretty sult seen in tt | was of strawberry [nen with a wht) and collar. HIS BLOUSES. The smatl man of the comfort as well as style in the pretty Blouwea which are worn so much. A smart and serviceable blouse Is made of {grass linen with a tiny edge of red. "The chic Rusatan sult which gives such A amart, quaint alr to the #mall boy awtil be worn more than ever this spring, expecially In bright red or French blue, HIS HAT. ° Dame Fashion has chosen the around finds family 4 ora ENCE. If she begins in the right way, and tablespponfuls| ae 4 pes DODIIHRDI DD ™ ae t she may meet with some ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS OF BEAUTY SEEKERS. ‘To Utillee Soup Scraps, toilet, for dish-washing or to Wash} the roots Rinse therovghty tn sevey Geahuretirer tlann T never aliow a scrap of sou) waters, ‘Then earefully dry I beg to ask If you e e wasted In my own family. 1 give An Unhappy Condition. for utlilzing sc: : p shamsrod, (| Dear Stra. Ave: reforming ther into cake Formula for Sham aceke of] Tf am troubled very much with a Ml soap in a quart of volINE| spiring feet. Although T wash th y In alum water and @. rs, it does not bf} know of anythin MABEL 6. r -h your feet twice é atleast. Try this remedy: Profuse Persptration of the ounces; perchloride of snence of bergamot, 2 drope to the feet with a sma, camelshair brush night and morning, Let this lotion dry on the feet and af- terward dust them over with a powder ate as follows: Hur jum, 5 grams; grams; starch, 15 yt taeum wier, @ grams. . which may be pro- redotany druggtat, should be used in thing the feet. The stockings should changed every dh ty ba Congress, was never done for i eof the young mothers, “We are beginning the edu- cation of our grandchildren HOW CRUEL! “Dik kissed me tast night."* “L supp he waited until Lent to do penance. ff this lady had that drink up a side; somewhere In time to keep an {mportant sireet, or In some dark corner, whether | eng pent and who paid fve cents for possibly she would not tors tt off Just ax | the privilege of sitting #tll in the mid- the policeman did. She must have very | y for half an hour and Httle to do to be writing to The E appointment, If the road's Wor.) about other people's affalra, engineers can tnd way of averting ISABELLA THORNTON, | these useless blocks, it ts hen time ihe ARTE IMoe pce ries ayatem wus abanidoned in favor of y awift bobtall horse-cai To the Piltor of The Kvening World GOTHAMITE. ‘At what age should q child cease Jump: ing from a chair or table to the Moor? T mean the child who lives in the flat above! And how old must its father and w To the Editor of The Evening Work What sort of a kicking machine would you reed the man who Jumps Mother be before they have enough ovor the gate of the platform of a car sense /to make It) atop? . Jon the Elevated road after the gate Is Kick Against Cable Blocks, — | snut. . BROWSE. To the Bitter of The Evening World: Kick of a Hurdle Jumper. ot a day passes that we do not sce To the Eait-¢ of The Evening Worl: an endliss yellow line of stalled cable] ‘Why are the me:chants doing business cars on Broadway, Wach car ts fMlled'on streets leading to the New Jersey with people who are In haste, who took] ferries alowed to monopolize the alde- that car in hopes, perhaps, of fn walks with thelr goods and run long --WHEN YOU SEE A WRONG AND ’TWIkk RIGHT IT QUICK! skkis from their trucks to the houres, thus compelling pedestrians walk out In the ctreet?) What were the nidowalke mide for? JOHN M'QUPENEY, ) Kick Amainat ‘Too Much “Pat 0. To the Héltor of The Evening World: The only time I want to kick 1s when IT confront a dignified clerk, who, in the absence of his bors, undertakes to show by his manner what he cannot conceal © Whon his master is about, BRUX, Kick Amat Liquitous Lo To the Fditor of The Evening World: I kick against the way street urchins are allowed by the police to molest grown piople. If I leave the theatre with a Indy and grope for a cigarette. boy Meht matches and expect me to . If I walk up Bi F W they take advantaie 10 hee dette’ rid oi Ramps, Lane Ath !