The evening world. Newspaper, March 5, 1901, Page 8

PORY'S TIMELY CARTOON. OVERHEARD IN LUZO 1A) vou Pubitened by + Puptt Dr | sort, least of all among the rich. 2 re-e-ee-erenene-enere eh TWEY ARE FAR FROM NENG veins of their vi different speci | sof imillionaire- men in menepoli | dowing a eallege, 1-1-1: mate ¢ a | jue abstraet virtue or vic and sensitive this relati to deserving in Brerene-e-sne-e-e-e-e-e-on 5: $ BUT WE ow tion to the Inaugural Ball, Willies" I--i--i-1 Preacher and Thinker. UDGING from iy af yoman will be tragtt tn the twen-! relucion that fell from the line of Jesus, | ; Teligtots thou: wth cent to Urewk through fe nial a wnd that brotherhood, service and ry x » the work Meatfant dtscov NN perronal relation to} thal to Chrbation disc! paeich spirtt ng inquiry of mul Mo aren a for that whieh Phere are not wanting thinkers amd P 1 oChetatiane wil un of a socint reve-| Ecctesiaatictam may. ‘> 4 to wrangle over . shat animostey te retuin its powe: and denominationalinm may + divide commun yat come to wer through the f an Carlyle pu things themre! vo. the difference he Pedient and thu acknowledge : not cons| tlons, but much of it a9 more, ‘That war not a mere rhetorical of Masaiiion, when he paused {1 Course and usked his h that the doors of th they were assembled over the hea trinal dent Lot nge Wi be auch ae to pel men to tnter A and mer fa suffering worl! Tol; D1 draw, as with A word of it. Wea vsitional: pertod since the rem! holding or they wilt nm omade int 1EOCOOOE «the lesson of the twentieth een » work of the {deal chu smritual, Oringing ma to yy that prophetl: name Em: und faith and a confident he trt the Divine to the work Nwith hope and joy 10 100k up at a ret J: Me open aky and ask the q Lamong the see LATS sepmemeys MALY YHE AVES TED STAINS -HOW TO Soe el Fea ne Hs pein AU, | Cattee, {be rem im matden §§) vera Cattec. e ing the part in clear H cod wate no right to a Uitte borax, nus Ive he t 4 mot but the, art i me’ young ie stain will bee aap io olin water’ over eaten OUR MISUSED TONGUE. trying to Bl ‘ What ie another's wealth to — , (yout {Fra ae When a heart's broke who can splice ity spirits of ¢ “Go back to the lover who lov 1 love eoverul hours, y a7 RRARMRAGAOAAA HO ARTA ASAE AS xis ine: ot aacrifice tt! . Fruit stains may riftce tt Viera aut C alnataany our lover and give t { clothstandln a kiss | When Thomas sings his nightly lays, Fruit. coutaetG > your tears and His hearers know the pain tt brings 4 through the spots | l-ro hearts aa dead—for fulsome praise Vasellie ecatea neue » In pawn until you He cares not, nor where soul he ee b f ® ally seem que hope- | wrings. Vaseline. { Jems, but evon they Mallen ceased her es jeeweeeeeey MY be made to van- fsh. Place two thick Nesees of blotting paper on the over then pince the ma Tove and Laven- " 1 5 And ry te MeCantets, 3 Unheeded—roo utoon your skates t think they would nt jah Strong, tis is the Le day, likened the idle rieh to vampires. ‘The sp an apologist for idleness or indolence of any | accuracy it is moved to bestow credit where it belongs. Even the ‘E| toad, ugly and venomous, bears vet a glittering jewel in its head. The idle rich are not in all respects model citizens; they are not the choicest part of our social fabric; but why seek to compare them 4 with the foulest bird of fabled antiquity —a hird so noxious that our Anglos fathers ruled it out of the Be: They do not wax fat on blood sueked out of the tims. ‘That is the prerogative of an essentially sbleeds them by the extortion « | prices and Pernanite with consei The most conspienous characteristic of the idle rieh is extrava | gunce-—prodigal expenditure that makes possil luxuries of ef without end. net support one Delmonico’s. Nor does Mr} $ total yearly outlay ac od than one seemingly reprehensible bitof millionaire extrav- agance—na 810,000 dinner, a record dant examples of lavish expenditure of whieh Sunday supplements preserve a graphic record for posterity. “There's no odor to money, in it, and the prodigal’s dollars eventually reach as many humble purses as the philanthropist’s. How sure} nship is of wanton outlay among the rich ne among the poor was illustrated at the time ¢ the proclamation of a period of mourning in England for the Queen. In London alone 3,000 waiters, so the local journals declared, lost their places hecause of the consequent eur- tailment of restaurant patronage. In the mat- ter of direct benefit to his race, as between Mr. surplus money in safety vaults, the modern miser’s chest, and even | the most. characterless of millionaires squandering his substance in THE ‘NEW AND TRUE RELIGION. ®: Hy Dwight E. Marvin, D._D., 3 | the pursuit of pleasure and other outlets of riotous desire, how much more of good the latter accomplishes by keep- ing his cash in cireulatior So let us give the devil his due and di miss him, and with him the vampire, a bird in whieh the ancient world had a very keen and ten years or so nyo to collect data for a comprehensive history of the fabulous monster, In the chapter discussing the metaphorical use of the word asa term of reproach we cannot think that he will in-| fate tor her to speak am ahe doce of a clude Dr. Strong's reference to the idle rich, is WHEN THOMAS SINGS. ns the cadence loudly swings | From off the woodshed, windows raise ahbors hurt all kinds of things acks are bouquets. When Thomas sings! i NO. mpany, 6 to G PARK ROW, New York Entered at the Post-Office at New, York an i ond-Class Mafl Ma: ter. SOME REFLECTIONS UPON THE USES OF THE SO-CALLED “IDLE RICH.” ge he Social Service, Sun tker had ne proprie tary interest in the comparison, as) Dennis: % an Kearny—if he is still alive—ean prove. It ro THE is a “sand epithet of the choicest kind. vawrme. 1 The Evening World is not disposed to becom # meee eeeenened, But in the interests of justice and mn fore iary, that . : : Is quaintest of treatises on natural history? the ultra-aetive kind, that srinds artificially rai tings a chin se hy ere 1901. | HRISTIAN SCIENCE SPREADS Boarding-House. BY T. E. helen fortes PYEALS BY SUGGESTION] You THinh You FAT-8Ur You DONT | ! | i “LANDLADY— } Not GoLo | some of the best zation—hybrid roses,old plate, | Delinonico dinners, Worth dresses and others | A nation of Russell Sages would | umplish more ulti- reaking ball, any of the abur re, locking up his romantic interest. Prof. George Lyinan Kittredge, who is filling Vrof. Francis J. Child’s famous chair in English at Harvard, began Reneath the moon's bewitching raya, His voice It snars, as it had wings, And many @ Ilet'ner guerdon pays, When Thomas sings! THE KICKi THE KICK! THE KICK’S THE THING TO CATCH A NUISAN Kick Against Smith Street Cara. 1 tw ‘To the Mdltor of The Kvering V nn Rrowlway ces HE pe een Sosa eed [ieee binese ie inter decease [oe ae Are the dirtiest cara on the fico of the 1 Clattering Autos. nas S fest, And the Sis 4 y : is , con! carn thelr earth, The Board of ffeaith should fumigate the w: aint Ev who rides in the 9: h street ¢ Neves fn spitting on ihe floors o other paseengers, They would spit be more | a gre: ina hurry, | a hurry M i Ret) deh Airatnyt Riginn Wrage, ommods me the tor of The Hyening W TOMEI : ihe (wastd women Board of Health nignn. 1 bedleve, if SV Sbek Against Ps SI UN Bay rene put up. PARKVILLE, utterly regnrdicss of the safety | 7 the Haitor P Ctoo much to bear, Women wiry tee ‘Against’ Slow Mail Service, foot-paassers or horse vehicien, ue [ele inve against | in urdinury cloth'ax wo look weil. | fact that rich men are usually responst- | Hrooklyn je appear now ae If thes were parailing 8 usltor ot ‘The Breaing World : bipliford inal Huileameuy should noteaeiee| b man or two more jn the Sixth! the police from doing their duty and « ins roMce. I malied a | resting open violators of the Inw. transferring fram pera a was dally HARLEM. "ra care to tH irltge tralne nats ‘Fourteenth’ atreet in the x . tats a take the bridge train that is SMondey, Fob. 25, 1 called Hick beainet oo RewiUare. unually in, Now here is waere my klek | To the -/Noneito(be had. At 9] To the Kéttor of The Kvenicg World: Ii These pa | ferring to those very longs coats pparentiy hive no rhape to them. 3 Kick Agniust Waste of Cops, sMor of The Evening Werk not a letter] I would like to have the Madison ave-| this train to go out first. Hut alung| Jetfersun Market P. car line run’ ope oar out of four $y seongera penned roundan are bound to feel] wis around in their ahgat clothing, Cam re-! sround (n their ihe 8 wna! he 4 ugers naturally expect | Why not begin a ite reform tn the tics Court? in comee, mirth Avenue 1" and it goes thie.coust there ere a sergeant, a tad about eight policemen nwehing to As Broadway one po. least three, espe- Kick Againat Mint he Malior of The Rvening Warld There iv a law made to protect fl ‘ers, and 2 good one It tm U {but i bave never heard of lis entaiee ments hence th's kick, Tae law makes {tt a mintemeanor (ao 1 am Informed) | to fll er boxes fi { tinng card, Every flat-| house dweller in Manhattan suffers from these pests, Their tind ady Peete anyth 8 mu to her. But my friend I don't think [treats her ax she should be treated, as I think she tsa little deceitful. On one | I‘ seems to met a young Indy who fomy. Ought to be very popular with both boarders pand apoardings, siouse eaters’ HARRIET HUBBARD AYE! I would like to know her very | the law which makes it oblixatory that reminds me strongly of ala man should be properly presented to Heing of a am little ac-| sires to make. quainted with the ways of women. She] I have known a great many men In jas always given ime a look nt recrgn- 4 my hope for success ve wrongfully, that it an tt really does, I can Nere's a Foollah Girl, Indeed. Dear Mra. Aver Tam going with a young lady whom Totike very much to find with her, and hope tnt your! advice will do me some good. She Roew with a girl, and this girl thinks the word of my friend, and she would gv through fire and wate for my frlem!, as she loves ner Wand she ts very true and good sion my friend told me that her tend objects to me, GEORGE. that you are In dan- ger of transferring your attentions from your ow: sweetheart to the other young lady, and T am not sure but you are justifial, If you really for thix girl, why Jo you not very x tell her that you think ft ts areal girl with whom she {ts on such affec- thonate terma? Tell her alno that the other girl always speaka of her with so much loyalty and affection. If ahe has good eense, and you are tactful, you will not hurt her feelings. and will merely arouse her prido tn the matter and open her eyes to her own shortcomings. She will not permit the other girl to outdo her !n her generous estimate. “The Only Way.” Dear Mra. Ayer: On my way to business I have often employed as MOST DESTRUCTIVE MOTH HE Mediterranean moth ta giving a good deal of trouble In tho flour milla of Wisconsin and Miunesota. It thrives in flouring mills, evidently feeding on flour dust, and multiplies at an enormous mate, Thus far no effec- tive way has been found to get rid of tt. The {mmature worms play havoo with the machinery plant, weaving webs tn the machinery, in the duat collectors and various chutes of the mill and block- Ing operations, In one of the mills of Supertor the moths got Into some of the wooden chutes, and finally {t was ne-/ jeessary t) take out the chutes and} burn them, ‘The moths are transfe: from mil! to mill, tt is belleved, throug; the interchange of sncks and bags. “Being King of Engiand ts reckoned 2 high honor, atn’t It, Weary?" 1 dunno of any better job. Well, I wuz Just wonder'n'.” “Wonde all them riches Tod Bloane down on him." mes are an abomination, Why house reeldents resolve to boy -making fence? WoT. M. tt who wil Uses Lie ne by waicn he chera, out AT Kick Againac P.O, Inndequne). y the Wilior of Tae Rvenieg Werld Why York has but two clerks sasigned to Jague, mouey Seen ee Sree POWERS. You THiric you) ARE COLO SONY ) THe KASH US THE RE ~ BUT You out SEE IT \ you BoM Te at BAEANFAST IN THE MENTAL SCIENCE BOARDING HOUSE Ja} ft. as wo 2 RDER~ ) Q BOA! J LANDLAOY would LINE THE BOARD CLEASE "! ey You susT THI you HAVE | C ) Gorir? 4) aes SSS SS SSS = SSS RSS Ss : friend I lost by t 1 have one fault} rif ahe could de | OR HOME DRESSMAKERS. outward form of deference and esteem 0 cut the waist. yards 44 Inches wide or 17-5 yards| sented to m woman of 6) Inches wide wit the akirt 11-2 yards inches wide, ri do or 8 yards 9 Inches wid walat patiorn (No; 2.6 1 be sent for i venta, Thet skirt pattern Pixt 3,670, alzes 22 to 32) will | beyond the tropics, i] be sent for 10 cent make up to Albert Edward for havin‘ both patterna, shler. Ti Send money Ww pw York City, Pulltzor Building, CE ON THE WING. SO RICK! Hon't OMice? Why te it that duri yoon duty are ax y is molarses In zero weather? The wiy. Inadequat 1 sernpes, | * it ‘aware ‘at tne incon b Sku e mannnement | Kick Against Big-Bt ~ Te Janttor for heat.) rs the | igus; Kick Against a Gnte-s: he Tvening World; jiown "LL" DY 5 7 | and rhea leaving perm! a! iesthath ike ibiqcelty- ots News eas but in| Teaves the ticket window sou mlas Your very Monday U have co | tral. you could give those way, of making him | (cows a ietoke HARLEMITE, ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS » = Fe w# & OF PERPLEXED LOVERS. the woman whose acquaintance he de- Just the position you describe, but I have yet to meet one who has not been clever enough to finally aecure a proper friends who| Presentation to the woman he desire’ Kindly advise me if there} ro meet, and who Is eligible. “that I may address her with- appearing ungentleman} < Tf the young lady ts a church member nity." |xou could easily enough meet her HIRE !s no one rule in regard to | through your efforts in that direction. G of making a girl's ac-| There !s but ofe proper way for a man do not think in] make # woman's acquaintanc: your case thers can be any exception to I wish I could think your respectful -| admiration gave you a right to forego the usual ceremonies, but the fact that . Sos! you are sincere makes it all the more necessary that you should observe every for the young lady. Granted that your position !s such as ening World's Daily| you describe, you are after all an in- Fashion Hint. telllgent young man. strong &nd_ cer- tainly gift than average cleverness. Your letter {s not that of 4 31-4 yards 21| foolish boy, and were I @ man, e inches wide, 3 yards 27 Inches wide, to you are, I am eure I should be abi to make a way for Peleg peoperly. pr 14 be requir to cut|inuch as you have learned alread’ of 1 nohen wiaes 61-2 6 this young lady. Tt mal ke ‘time, but where wl ithere’s a way, partieuianiy i if To Tove affairs, SOME QUEER DEFINITIONS AILBY'S Universal Etymological Dic- B tionary, with the sub-title, “An Interpreter of Hard Words,” was first published in Iondon in 1721, Most of its definitions are eccentric, and some of them incredibly #0. Here are speci- mena plucked at random: Man—A creature endowed with reason. Thunder—A noise known by persone not deaf. Lightning—A metcor. A Rainbow—A meteor of divers colors. Weapon Salve—A sort of olmtment which te said ¢o cure a wound by being applied to the sword or other weapon that made the wound. Balloon—A football; also @ great ball which nob‘emen and princes use to play. Cow—A beast well known. | MMk—A food well known. | Penoock—A fine bird. | Flephant—The biggest, mtrongest and most Intelligent of all four-footed boasts. Medlar—A fruit which 1s grateful to the stomach, but 1s not ripe till tt de 51-2 yards 44} rotten, Snow—A meteor well known in north- erly and southerly climates, eapectally i, sizes Mouth—Part of the body of @ living creature, "| Eye—An Instrument of aight. rush « miabehavior without to- soning World: Snow! a man kick during Leow? & ock service Sunday. The 1 her tn the middle alae wald 1 must oud and ait ust the Processional be- by the une fore he cauld seat me. 1 mood Ia the , eo wile a cold draught creeped Mownl myaaping, ‘Then | was shown to the bide behind a ‘To tho Piltor of The Ev:alng World: I take spectal notice that on some up- tions just as an express A young ceatleman whom we call by) train comes along and by getting your ( name of Heket in'a hurry you. sanden chance of estching ti, along comes:a fellow ahead of you, who bands out A #5 note and 2 r his change, and by the time he ‘not only in