The evening world. Newspaper, February 27, 1901, Page 10

BA cat at ORY’S TIMELY CARTOON. HE WILL HAVE HIS JOKE LATER. WIIl the old gentleman laugh after awhile? ‘The chances are that he will smile n little; just he ts busy thinking. iis head is very large—is there anything in It? Well, you can bet your sweet life there Is! What are those gentiemen in the background laughing at? ‘They are enjoying a with the large head. Why doesn’t the old gentioman Iaugh? Because he doesn't He ieieieininleleteieeieiniefeinieinie itn joke on the old gentleman — now Wii? PERE EEE EEE Eiichi BY CHAS. F. HOLDER, vw vt NATURALIST. vrmed this glolf-|In Montana a’ mountain was washed In the upper regions of away aome years ago, leaving A cron hd {Chas heen estimated that |sectton In whitch could be counted scores ten tons of these minute ant- levels, barked by the trunks of ¢ omile of ocean sur | xian ‘ren, now turned to stone, piled tanidy dying, the| ene upon another to a hel! Aisnolving, the shell | half a mile, Leaves, twiga, HOW THE WORLD IS BEING BUILT. The shells which te contemplating the globe, ns the re sult of definite causes, je material was ¢ fond when In every se They vortion third, the remainder, ‘after t . are a tidal wave, had teen shot tnto Teaving the earth, a plastle mas uineete to add to the | trunks ever dropping t0 add to the cruat. 3 steaming, eruptive to shrink ard ceo) Fa They are covered with dust and « ql , When the young earth bege ll ihoy there da, in effect, a raln-storm | ad thous: sof feet are added in this way. In Arizona the famous petrified forest shows what solld propa trees may be- come and how they add to the gobe. Nhe earth has black girders tn the Ufe appeared first as le forma—mere bits of fell the white of an exe. shelled forms, so well strata of the various the Kreater depths, a fall of count: + mhe which tn the millions of ears aluce the ocean became an tnteg- i has been @ factor be. ra tn part of the w kK rlods, so that by turning the ps ffx of Dover, England, are| Coal measures, where we neo the grent- the geological book the reader can se strom, aeveral millions of | ¢#t Work of planta in adding to the (he antmain as they appeared in the © the surface, and|*29 of the globe. These have been wrarlousTatages {ot earlier) hlatory when examined it te found to be made|S&¢* ! forming, the great carbonif- During the existencn of Ife from the! up mainly of mlcroscopte shells which | €F0us era, when the greatest coal de- time ét appeared until to-day the crust] were rataed down upon the bottom of | Heslta were made, representing an eter- nity of time. Every living thing, animal or plant, in adding to the crust. ‘The Incrensé ts ‘of the globe haa increased fifty mi! in depth, ‘This has been the perto n the globe prim All 5 ot marble quarries of the globe animal and plant activity Are coral reefs, or the remains of ant- butiding, occupying miltions wt ears. mats, sted, heaped up by minute polyp | °° ovident from century to century and the work In not at an end the t ut worsde cere But the vital questlon, that of spectyt| Gant jite ts 4 factor In world ballding. and plonts | [OUT OF MOUTHS OF —E sald amall 1 Mteneher rv n interest, is, How are anin buling up the globe to-day? Ranking in importance with the sre Glacoveries of the work, Lie atte reach the north and couth poles opening of Africa, !¥ th oration tho deep sea, and it may sald that | this vast realm, from one ty sts iniles| trom the surtace, > the tempe . fs Juat above fr A veritable rine incognita, he tw years has become kn reach - sop OR HOME DRESSMAKERS. Pecrary World's Daily Fashion Hint. the ¢ mmy, “our Sun- A that wo must| The ani. (Mierled Mis father. ‘ towant to be born again.’ sald the tittle Vay i) cut this Russian watst in the nlze 4 yanls of material 21 wide, 3 1-2 yanty * ards St inches wide or 21-8 ne. within low asked Dia father. fl ered ‘Tommy, tt n om : by dredger, und tho bed of aces MN . ari j F Bealin| this’ way beet tairty aspen andl Uap ee an Janiw\il inchen, wide, il ie rule, a the great depressions and i | 4 (Nee eeeal suenicteatarrece ret tan 81 4 Cahn F \1 hymes and talk Wke an bs anjdrageing:tn} there abyastcal FeRion’ i day, having done some- , ene fact Impress] itself up the alctdarstliseinother Plerers, and that wae that ever the bet tom of the sea thi demhs a gray sut ture, but at the surfac that ft was an alin don't know what 1 had th of retlef the noawful glad 1 marched off, rd that t sts you tae " matter was three-year-old ns, after K scouring the pots and hee mover that wings the ted to, | Nor where ved Wbed all the Kitchen Inte: whence giye ean ‘Twas mamma?’ asked four- could 1 A glance as shy An eye as brigh T never k Was I 20 ver % ‘ That all my he ur | ner ninall brother to flame, Det ther could answer And fare and fret? 4 r Hist the some age. | fair, ri oe | With such a smile, with such a 3 And so I smiled across the a And met the winsome, smile She went so bold she laughed, ¢ yards Wohi Inches wide The walst pattern (No. 3.738, nizen B to 49) will be nent for 10 cents. The skirt jes wide or 43-8 yards w PECULIAR FOOD H hile BAD TUG Vhla even at the | sttern (No. 3,638, sizes 22 to 30) wil be} r r Wats, struna onl gene for 10 cents; both u a formerly Are Or | Send money to “Candie, The World, ter Bullding, New Yors Ci RICR! KICK! KICK WITH CARE! RICK sail ctiaa soe athrs tlre Bain fla etre Aappens to be old) should a whol EB olin salioncttonatte etn JOIN THE KICK CLUB! be Justitied tn kissing an unwilling Soin THE KICK CLUB! cause he im -| Fa 4 th in print, NF A Kick Agal yo girl who would repulse ft as an j dnwule he Were younger? I think thie —_—~ SEND IN YOUR K:CK! fs an outrage SEND IN YOUR KICK! ea eee MAUDE G. WL, Jamatea, L. 1 | degree eg sqmneggepearegenpeerea oe A Kick Aguinat Two Cheatants, @ Kick Against Pampered Dogs. | y turn treat me, and #0 Instead of spend- [ice cshas tall tariettnesBveaine Moris ie Ing five cents for o: se of beer, I WBo\the Editor of The Evening We | tam weary of nw Croker’ namélusually end by paying 60 cents and Iam tired of the Gog saow fn the} and fac 1 am tired of talk having ten beers, which nelther 1 nor Zatreets of New York, I Hog of} about V 1 will give $1) the others realiy want. Now, thia le ex- Vany, breed, buc not when it has a atring| to any be selected if! trayagant, absurd, and tends to drunk- BOW WoW, [1 can ple ew York newspaper! enness, ‘The {dea of indiscriminate peel ph Kiek Awalnat Winaini. | met UR EaG no reference to D. C.| treating !x the foollshent part of all our a Whe Ration of THe Fveolog Worlt ord ° ! ies HOPID fooltan roclal regime, Let's call it in, van air of noventeen, 1 am sald Treating. SICK ETS And every old uncle or | To the ts veatng World A Kick Against Cigarette Boys, or friend of my rents} Tama moderate drinker, That Je to, To che Kiltor of The Eventes Wor: of that to imprint on| say, | like to stop for a glasa of beer| 1 would ike to kick some of those ’ fathorly salute, I hate|on my way home from the store, Hut, pequirte of boys who ecratch explosive @iprot=st,) tly people would | if 1 meet any friends, custom demands | mnatchen on the sides of cars and Mgt why (\ust he lehat J eat them, and shes they in| iheir clearetiem as che trade ie drawing | | Vou. 41 (NO. M435. Published by the Press Publishing Company, 63 to PARK ROV ntered at the Pust-Oflice at New York as Second-Class Bla! GUNNER MORGAN'S RETORT COURTEOUS The World correspondent at | Newport Morgan, whose attempt te tae well-earned commission gav Sampson, a noble American oMcer, under whom I served.” Gunner Morgan does reasons other than the nava He can afford to be silent pity the poor snob who has done nobody harm but himself. regulations, and te If the Tribune's Washington correspondent i is right in s that many naval officers indorse ad then the sooner ampson’s theory that “soe ial vantages are a requisite for a commissioned officer,” le of the better. Let us have none of this aristocratic nonsense in our army and But not ¢ They are wors se than offensive to American manhood; they mean the impairment « of the service, form its werk well if excel Sampson is made an examp! navy. vedience, there must be. Diseipline, rank, ot distinctions, » organization ean pet lence at that work is not the sole test of promotion from end to end. What is the matter with the friends of Rear-Admiral Schley Why do they regard Sampson's downfall as a “Sehley victory 2?” But for Sampson’s gross neglect of his duty at Santiago in Greene eee -e-eees SCHLEY AND ing to take cognizance | of the complaints made to him by nearly a dozen of the high officers of the fleet under his command. he would have ordered a court-martial for Sehley. Sehl is in a great measure indebted to Sampson's fear of the politicians at Washington for his presence in the navy to-day, In the official the accusations against Selile published records of the Navy Department are natures of his fleet cap- Tf Schley had not been guilty he would have done what the navad code of honor commands—that is, he would have demanded a Court of Inquiry. over the si tains, This he has never done, for one reason only—beeause he has never dared to do it. His fool friends should imitate him and he discreet. When the Tenement-House Commission’s report upon the de- plorable environment forced upon the million and a half of Nuw one York tenement-dwellers was sent to the Legis- lature, with, the Governor's comments thereon, “poor we up rose Tom Grady and shouted: \ -s 00-0-0-0-0-0-0- ono @ “If the Governor intimates—and I think he does —that vice fs any more prevalent In the tenement-house district than in the mansions on Fifth avenue and the homes of the wealthy, then I challenge the assertions.” This is a specimen of the wretched demagogy that does so The ’ of New York is the bitterest enemy much to keep the present gang of looters in power in this city. present so-called “government? of every poor man. Tt robs him; it robs his family; it does nothing to help him; it spreads disease through his neighborhood; it tries to deprive his children of proper education; it licenses dives and dens to set traps on the very threshold of his home. Yet it is the ve ¥ men whom it thus abuses who are mo: strimental in maintaining it, For, numerous though the criminal and semi-eri ninal are, they do not cast anything like votes enough to make this gang formidable. y's remark will be repeated by thousands who will say: e's.a friend of the poor man and de- Tt is one of those thoughts that “makes the faney chuckle while the heart doth ache. Grady and his kind as friends of “the poor man” fenders of his family! As vou look up at the new star that has suddenly blazed out in the heavens what thought makes you regard it with k Ts it not this thought ?— keen interest? Srocerecensrerenenenenene: + strpost That star is a sun, like our own. Abgut i i it a few days ago were, no doubt, several plan- of them inhabited, ss is our earth, with millions of beings, probably not unlike ets, some ourselves, These beings—toiling, loving, laughing, going through the round ealled life—were dependent upon that sun for ey The inerease in the light from that sun of theirs of many thousand times in a few hours, means that enormously | increased its heat—that the temperature at the surface of any planet |; related to it as our earth is related to our sun suddenly rose to a point where the toughest solid would instantly become a fiery gas. That outblazing which we wateh with idle e uriosity may have | meant an immeasumble calamity to countless millions of ration: ) beings and their horrible destruction “in the twink ng of an eve, tence, an increase WHEN YOU SEE A KICK ANYWHERE! pinto City Mall station. If 1 were they Jamming over the point of ownership of tather or mother of such a boy 1 would! the Brooklyn Bridge. ‘The recent agita feel w horrible disgust every time 1|tlon has proved beyond doubt that it ia! looked at him. The cigarette habtt must| the absolute property of tho Rrooklyn | be awful tn such youths! Rapli Transit Company. The ngitators | P. D, KEARNS. dave been fring blank jot all along. What's the matter with getting after te Apres een tase eames men who handed out the bridge? Com- Fe the Esler, of The; Evi missioner Shea and Mr. Berri, the} ‘The most disgusting costume woman-| Brooklyn phinnctiraptet, haven't been kind ever donned ‘4 the saddle-back; even referred to in th nkirt the sex now wears. It Is tight drawn around the hips and tI» positively: ONE OF THE Kick Agalnet Card. immodest. It 48 @ wonder (o me that 7 To the Kiltor of Tae Eveaing World some Carri fon hasn't arisen to! Iuckitorberaen a rip theee akirta to shreds, 1 do not| 1 have the Il ASE: end also a heavy smoker, I go into the sinoking-car on the way home only to find a whole raft of seats reverved for card-players, while all obber seats are jammed and men are standing. In rh! fair? Does the card-playing idiot pay think a modest woman or girl would wear one, At any rate, I certainly wisi] to register my kick agatnat them. BROOKLYN MATRON. A Kiek Against Bridge Jammers. ‘To the Walter of The Brestag World: ‘There ie pe use arguing ané wind- @ane men pass & law to protect personas AND OTHER CURRENT MATTERS. terviewed Gunner Xear- rtunity to ruin him-; { Serreeetee Adinival Sampson the op self and make himself ridiculous. Said Gun- ner Morgan: 1 refuse to discuss the conduct of Admira! ell to refuse to discuss Sampson for ving more for his ticket than I? Can't some], ADAME BUTTERFLY.” ieee’ lateefojentet ; ; ieininii-ini-int Ielninte THE ACTRESS CAN'T HELP BEIN Madame Butterfly” sandwiches herself at Proctor’s Fifth Avenue and blatant of vaudeville “turns.” ences with respect, with sympathy and even with teara. gives a clever imitation of Blanche Bates’s exquisite and pathetic creat! most apparent In the pa: in a wave of emotion. But “Madame Butterfly” can't help being beaut tune to miss the original production should not fail to see this one. felet ibicicht HARRIET HUBBARD AYE ERP PReeee i ‘Trying Mtemish, Dear Mrs Ayer Tam thirty-five years of age and am Very much troubled with hair growing on the upper I uke to know what to do to ts HERE | maki t the are several ty rem lea on the mark one of t it world | o make you to 5 be far ch re! As mpt You do not advise By KATE CARE Eo TE I ila THE QUESTIONS Cd : < S nietelelnteleielelelel 4 beleiebel-ie CS ‘ in Ss sb — on* G BEAUTIFUL. Theatre between the most bizarre And the hopefulest part of it Is that she is received by large audl- Valerie Berge in an admimble make-up, ion. Her comparative weakness !s ges with the child, where Miss Bates used to sweep her audiences off thelr feet iful, and those who had the misfor- KATE CAREW. Pitted so OF BEAUTY SEEKERS. e begins to break out as it never Twelve grains of bichoriie y, tWo ounces of extract of two ounces of rose water, night and morning, s iWNled nt a reliable give the reason for ADELAIDE. HE mixture ts too strong for our face probably. Add two ces of rosewater and we once This lotion Is one of the most 1 have had let- readers who have i ptehes, 8. M. R., HASBROUCK HEIGHTS. forer Ui cnnnet sous fart Please send address to the Edttor of this Is no: an advertising col Wear ee Wore the names of propretary articles ore] HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. a. z not given TSE THE BI 5 nixture Into the hair, taking care that EASY FOR ud SHOP. ‘To Destroy Parasites, every part of the scalp ts thoroughly | Rt. STUBBS, (he Bishop of Oxford, XNIOUS — Bichlort of mercury | satur: 1 with the soap mixture. j was once Importuned by @ Will destroy. parasites, Try | the head a good shampoo with thle mix- weman, who, knowing his exe i a cake of bl-| ture and rinse several times in clear we rience of the Holy Land, kept on auke gia v, water, If these directions are closely: followed | P (he tmporte tit fato halves and shave on ‘att Inco fine bits, Dievoive In bolling| 1 will guarantee the result, but If a water, You may set the mixture cn | single balr or lock escapes there will be | the steve over a gentle heat 4f you |i failure to record. ‘This ts also Intended jehoe You should have enough for Jacob R. Lotion In Too Strong. Ayer: to form a jelly-lke mixture when coud, | oouse, frst wet the hair thoroughly | wiih clear warm water, then rub the Mre. T have been trying the following and De JOIN THE I wish to kick against tyranny, It Is tally al mal, Hors to grow cold, wort of domeatl D50INn THE cn CLUB!) Promnted Be Seatotay, fa ~{ SEND IN YOUR kick! — ia Against a Shover. roy anges age | T2 the Editor of The Eventag Worl : | "Tm kicking aguinet the man—usually a who prefer to nmoke and read instead of | Very fat man—who shas only four block: Seat eT senarY Ce and who, when he gew on a NORTH JERSEY COMMUTER. | crowded car, Jostles hin way to. the [a Kiek Awatnet no Martinet W! . and wien he gets there berlix ay bac f he fan porker I'll cat a bushel of unthaved (ie feet. K. C, BERT, To the Kiitor of The My wife Insists ening World: nomy being home at Jexactly 6.35 o'clock Sho! A Klek Againat the 61. gives me Just t <five minutes to Ket| 7) ine sdlior of Tha Evening Wor!: Inety-eocond and 1) stop growling over the Brooklyn he Clty Hall, t make) paptd Transit inconveniences, readers, every mMaht, and fam keptyand isten walle I relate a far worse as ymall plese of oppression-aamely, the City L have to trains on the Third Avente “Le like a cable-car, con- rush hours and ail, run ductor; If f don't there's a fare up and| at hideously tong Intervie, URIBE is. fuss. 1 have been marricd seven) Inte at office and shop and) wrecking months, and this thing is ee, my|tempers for the day. = Walt a century that thm us busy taventing exc boy in the daxebalt make tle Jue: there trains \ shim what places she ought to vial | aavehilwaa starting on a trip to Paless’ | tin After answering topographical questions without number, he was again asked: “Hut, really, what place would you advise me to go to?" “To Jericho, madam," sald the Bishop, weet! KICK CLUB! Htswatlt stlinwttinGBatteraitnvctnail aia ! ib JOIN THE KICK CLUB! ee SEND IN YOUR KICK! > SCM NE BE am platform, y Hall train so Ik stratght. lutvente few and far between, ¢! fnportant art a disgrace to. cic | lands Heth Avenue "1" ta worth MEG ADRANAM SIMP3ON, ¢ Paying Fare. of The Brenteg World: a man pay a lady'a’’fare we * her in a car? He may be broke, yet he hus to do so, I don't mean St he tx her excort, but simaly if he meets her by chance. is : | and fow women would refure to allow we men could save more money, SKIN. \ eee ees