The evening world. Newspaper, February 26, 1901, Page 10

19u1. THE WRONG CAFE. By T. E. POWERS. Rickie i-ri-iei-: VOL. Me. Pub) d by the Press Publishing C JOINS THE SAMPSON i THE “RUINE Pv ability. applieation and to bea gander in the n the Aimer he decided him te pre to the Ndinir of his distinguished services, shed Ke: uinpson, W character “if, in your estimation Rear-Admiral Sampson w about the He Morgan had the professional k matter, him “compa But het whieh would ma the vrade of ensign. Morgan or any others of the rar flicer. comtnissioned lie said, te quote from his oe nt ON TELLS ts the country abroad, and tt is importan @® bird they had dish. ten of at least refinement The Republican bonscea did not know how red-hot erdered. Chef Croker ekilfully prepared the “gammy” Joliet Onee they are commissioned t oMcers, and no distinction properly — | tons. consequences that woul’ ‘NO EXCUSE NOW FOR UNATHLETIC WOMEN. the navy; I merely mean & est ta HE time was when phywical ex / today havejhoura the betterment of the masses) ercise for men and women was °0 sting nod and the provement of tenements at) Ee Monotonous and uninterexting tatu Will Uiey become as| tie expense of thelr yohealth, It c nence ¢ Ro cne could be blame: t tous ve work, arity Degina at and not as representatives of among the gentler «ex, . (mong women have hom pevenente n helter into it with enthy tered ut the Vost-Otlice at New York as Second-Class Mail Mattel frankly While it in true (int these men are selected from a large cliss of men of sry unusual ability, which distinguishes them as perhaps the professional equals f thy officers as far as thelr technical education 1 rT { class of men who have net had the soclal ad- 7 vantages that are a requisite for a commissioned { It Is submitted that In thne of pe e@ the navy's function consists Ay | rena to the eredit-of the navy or th Ido not mean to detract from the | SHlorid. .NO, Serer eter 14,434. ‘ompany, $3 to G3 PARK ROW, New York. RANKS OF D BY WRITING LETTERS.” achievernent, Charles Morgan raised a vot this republ Inspired with un idea of “getting on in the world to take advantage of a provision of vote pass the examinations entitli that Ile s cognizant of his abilities and nt of motion to the rank of ensign class of commissioned officers. ho wa sist him with an indorsem , Lam worthy of this position. rote to the Secretary of the unreservedly admitted that vy and nowledge and the professional skill re favorably with other officers” of irged the Secretary not to promote rk and file of the navy to the rank of letter the exact words: also true that they wre recruited from a a certain extent, of representing nt that thes nitatives shout be vy's repres ry WIL have the same social standing as other ould be 1 arise made in extending general invita- from their eptance might not he country which the navy represents, sterling worth of the warrant officers of o the department that, anfortan: ely for . they have been deprived of certain natural advantages, and in clr proper pince ts that of Jeading men among the crew, the country in the wardroom and © passed, fortunately, and now there Is ne “ | tein ohtet an Not technical skill; net ability to move and fight a ship: not “good excuse why all shoult now indulce se the wom eat the] thon of women [ree an No fess; The: : fa the pleasant recreations ant decom Uy ot ie ee ih een Cre Iie Pee AWeA LATE GER 't demonstrated merit in the naval profession. These points are all healthter and more be ery da etn the (tuxurtous ant allure of teday particularly aeet an + very well, but there is one which takes pre (Physlolugteal exercise ty naturee mM ye aun ae Ua ele Preece T) 1, is one hich akes 7 Pbre‘and eimpic. Shakespeare aeky the | ‘Pe re fertved from these |ouimbine the Satin Ae } how ‘To cedence over them—“the social advantages uesticn ' S and good that he SEY Perey WOILA LIZ. ote uae =“ oad ‘te ‘ Se vena | MALE GREER Ene MACE yay , NETS that are requisite for a commissioned officer. Canst thou not minister to a mind i hose Means Dyumernusiy deseribes th: ey ARMY Pluck from the memory a conte: nee hurtful andy won om a NAVY. ¢ Does a man know how to how and smirk ? written troub ime ! Women need ne] ster nt in for a top education: (0 erenenenenenen-ene-e-eeet pum r fety at forty or] ater 5 = Aisttaee Can he . Moboeund in tim of phyab ‘adios? W + Ades At are is Ht b I krow of no better antidote to cleanse it queens among women, [one auiet ud hat are his manners the stuff upon the heart and soul thin sith, a sylpielike form, | The atock wan too great and ohe dtet toatantion, | he good at the two step¢ Has © vigorous, robust health, the kind t 1 Atier tis better to wear out th, cotillons ¢ | | | | HARRIET HUBBARD AYER coat Quest of Perplexed Lovers, make himself “agreeable to the at table? How does he waltz and is he had wide experience in leading -Fefuses to acknowledge trouble aed) Club tite American women te-day|to rust out’ | do ether la unneots Brings sunshine and good cheer every= jis al absorbing a but why don't] sary, PAULINE MARIETTE LYON, In Europe thoy used to have a theory that “birth” was “a they pay more a to thelr own] Secretary of Woman's Athletic Chub, Nes Oss Spgs ty ? ‘The many interesting and fase nating [1 physteal needa? 1 discuss for] Chicago. requisite for a commissioned officer.” Only a nobleman could hold — —]acommission. The results were the French Revolution, which could ions rd rd have been suppressed had not the French army been ao worthless, and the career of Napoleon, who owed far more to the miserable, | i ORACE THE By FERDINAND G. Zz Scare HOG. LONG. UNDER PENALTY If you see a new specimen of the Human Porker The Evening World about It. In the Hog Family. eee eicititicieirithiiciic kh iebeieieitbicitriciehitirter nies A write to Sleieieeieiieiefeieiet: winleleleleieininicieieleinielofe! it: cite eR isbictl-iet- cm THE TYRANNY OF “SAYINGS.” BRUARY of the new century stil ‘cea the world under the domina- ton of old wives’ fables, still af- fected by the tyranny of the folk-say- Ing. With more or less of humor, and with a halfbeltef tn the truth of the adage, Can day as a weather de- torminant brought out all the of references to the groundhog and to the character of the weather one may OR HOME DRESSMAKERS. poe, The Evening World's Daily ae Go expect from the sample that prevailed on Fe 3. ‘The mern fact that there fs nothing in tals belle? or the beliefs that centre about Feb, 2, or any other crucial date tn the yearly calendar of superstitions, has not affected {ts continuance, and thin ja because the repeated error has As areat a fascination for the human nnd aa repetted truth, There ta, how- ever, absolutely nothing in the peltet that anémils or vegetation can anticl- pate und so forecast seasons. There ts nothing in the beltef that the weather any one day t= Indicative of tha wenther for alx weeks or six months to come, taken by fteelf alone. These beliefs originated in an age of blank 1 relationship SCIENCE 1S SLOWLY BOWLING THEM OVER. putes, pithtly put, and in so far are true enough, but when !t comes to camsation in weather changes they all err and err grievously. The reason they still tyran- niza cver us {s on account of the con- ventence of repetition due to the brief form of the prnse or catchy character of Jingling couplets. A labored, stilted error never las: The formel half- sclence of past centuries has been ewept away, Put weather eagtngs persist by sheer force of rhetoric, and so, et the beginning of the twentieth century, we sUIl babble about groundhogs and what not, eel annoyed et the scientists wh» won't even tell us what the weather will be tn seventy-two hours, tet alone six months. Sctence, however, fs alowly bowling Do Net Marry Withont Love, Dette pet priaryiorduaterenneamcnt Meee ea ICT 6 ies than he did to hi ning : Rnorance, when the oast \ Dear Mra. Ayer inten patiently and try not to be preju-| CUste-ridden condition 0 the opposing armies than he did to his oon Fashion Hint. | was too often confused with the casual otet the eu Bellare mend) . en tencas | Tam a young man of 22, and a diced th the matter, Itefore a man ean abilities, extraordinary though they were. But even in Europe a ae nt a single coincidence established oj they are still repea inl fas ea] love with a charming girl of be a proper Mfe companion for a Rood i S 6 yawore Buterenyin ye urot Phe ch | theory or confirmed a superstition. groundhog and his Ik are on their saat 5 A , es use of this charming ' 1 : ive t young lady {s alny in love with me, woman te must g ‘ong way off from} Euin’s advancement did not depend upon his manners, upon “retine- Mont size 33-4 yards | The adages that have come down to us| legs, thouxh destine J long to survive in whe was compalled ty vecept anot A “low reputation ” . : bat rea harat neeardingl: represent. the eryatallized | the comic emlumns, since humor ts the measertican:beihachimether MSS ABT Te requires years, | Ment” upon the tigure he eut at banquets and balls and receptions : Inchen wide, 3 yards | Oe ene anwiniom of the pertods in| first and last refuge of thoso who do not engaged to be married to . Iiehemawlte st ach SLUSH UNCER Ne Ree R iN wt Some, it ts true] know, ‘Tho Joker is the irue preserva- an ie ae ; aC pus Dilen and 1S, or 1 -¢ yants 4 Inches wide, with 6-8 of | Which they ortginat § ue {Gen hd one Pie Sonly? primitives wie a letter lately st merely. the everyday fac ore] tive, 9 Jo he a a Dear M oy f. ard 4for @ tn SUING ES that she will end her ite soon santas we ee goody lta As for our own country, how few of the men who have made [ttn inches w y observation, which no cne dis- tor in Ifa. )@egusted with her life i A Nh ke eo = . pow MUAY) Bround to eee her, and tr poole a good salary, T became acauaint-| the fame of our army and navy could have met the Sampson test; |celar ; ee a TT Anairth ed with a young man, ef whom 1 Uhink | y H : Vis tve-gored 5 eedicaeee, Se CRTeAL deal. He ealle at the house and, HOW wretched would have been our plight had we permitted such 73-8 yants 2 COMES INTO RUDE CONTACT 8 tnken me to ol ¢ se ' ! THINK it te criminal for a w je 4 a = u ‘ ot of aoa urtte slily snobbery ! | WITH SOME VULGAR CREATURES e yne of my family Kaine with us) Map e to mal ma hom ehe does e 4 NStaMs AdceNnTecanneesinda hoa at present a poattion that he does A man may shine ata dance and also ina battle. But when we Beate wnat wude, rs tunings some men are. If I was one of can’ a a for very much, although tt 5 + . . . the deah sex [ wouldn't notice any of vhow a@ girl can be cor at ") rlew " 7 cn ak % 5 ° ellah omects nowadays, h y wuch a step. If you are payn hin well, Would rag advies me ta{ select nen to fight our battles, we do not take into consideration mm niles! PA eat it weielCharisits i tame toreot {tion to support the xt HARRIET HUBBARD AYER | /'\0 up ms ae Moy and marry] their ability to titter over tea or to caper about in a ballroom or to them the Health Hoard wouldn't] Aimse 2 Hattie the nerve to wally | him. although he has not an yet asked) " r eerste . 5 «and in the} awake ¢ ssa Wealth was his tle ; een | me to be hie wifes Jessie x | Manufacture small talk that will cause the ladies in foreign ports uate Ga eae ex. | coming to his complexion. Oh, sorrow! Ste AER puch a HIS Is a question vou must settie} to sav W + fellows! ‘i : i her It was one of mine. Ve | Ha quae noxetemts ties | Tir anas tec rucenon soi canal eats itorsitysad\tintilovely fellows! Meee eine | Weally why not enlarge the Police De- MERMAIDS G Hi : Pecan tara todo that for y Hare cor-| Phe facts that Sampson was in his youth a stone-eracker on the | the dean sex are | 727" ment and place a poltceman on each f aE Oly. hadith and a got char tan yeu love the y cman and be tel. cs “4 . re f | twain to arres: the vulgah expectoratom, t : ceesy pte Ae F ‘ nee i 10 a ‘| highways of his native village, that he is in company absurdly stiff | AF ineset tordayaal etilsiM it a atop to the > 7 . ave pluck ene ve 5 if Coming: « 4A Senet i alwa eet Sie ael © well tin favor of nie ve ish anit ail are | a i ith his | BY oulwageous pwactice, Anyway a i [ There shadows H ae - tg | remaining: att RATIRINICLOCHEIE'l gue tatetetorteteta er nt 1 uncomfortable in his manners and stilted 1 mudehnn eat’) lew cate HS Hataucatd ieitet lellcatraicnntsn racine; char, For the mermatd's garden is a | ttn a sueriice te vou tw lve tn your i saupsos mas and tactless in conversation, give the necessary one ra et “Wweallyy T shiver when 1] #¢rtha to acil to the uncouth patrolmen. 00) 7 ane, Con may take ard for tt, MADE HIMSELE r 5 DAs sd vent | ON. Joys H ont snienrond) nies sleep \ eben Nana not really: in love t horn {touches of humor to his letter. RIL Se SUI tater Lie CLAUDE VINCENT JOLLY, AAU Lada) | sf ? “ & Ml with his howwld hawking at - : 3 { There ts the song of a H OFFICERS: TIPS lf Peete i Tn trying to show what a naval officer the Oh, sorrow! F'll never forget itr Wil Lawie: tuneful throat | Meera are ander i pancnnous, } should be, he has only succeeded in showing sim aked him to take hla cont from aft| HOW TO USE A MADSTONE And never the buzs of a bee i rif ieee & =e . z A s peal sna Se i peopl Instead in the mermiit’s karden | | ve ererererenemororere-enee® that he himself is untit for his present high my waglan Weally 1] |X ral. On:o,,agnumbers of le th iy porters steamship | nl 2 ri M6 Jwoulda’é foil my hands with it. He have been bitten by mad dogs, and Aes i tuiks ried as vate ey. | position of command in the navy. Tt is bad enough that we have err - Gisgwaceful mannah,|4 the madstone In having all {t can do. CO ‘The fish all stlentty i . t ly - ie , - jehusce sine nae tuiked ike that to|This ix tho method of treatment: A And if the mermald would see the i hin Ipe ty diningsroom | 18 private life Americans narrew and ignorant enough to he snobs, te athe spol. my soda-cracker| small incision Is made fn the akin of : bloom snd FRSCES ALARA When such are found in public places they must be put where they | ‘Oh, sorrow! And ma an ath-|the patient, preferably on the band. Of the Mites whe 5 to Krow, { PALE) ! Bun) A i 5 4 i fete! 1 felt Uke slapping him weal] Then the atone, which ts about the sise Bhe muse «rasp the stalks tn the § the officers’ pockets jeannot spread their demoralizing ideas—cannot interfere with the sete a the top of the head. When |of the end of a man's thumb, and trans- watery f ' man ssonld he ee 7 Heieney of the public service of this great demoeratie republi 1 become Assemblyman I'M present | lucent, ts placed upon the cut. If It ‘And pull down the fower below. | Cee Rem A ROLN TE DEB, LINCOLN, | CHisieney, of the’ public service of this great democratic republic. ! Mare aepawate cara for such|sticks thera the patient ts Infected. If H Vet Meekuim tof Mes Mary A, Marchell is st We want to get rid of all the “gentlemen” of the Sampson type. vuigah kwenchahs. « agenh nee uhees| need) be Be ess kot Watch some day from the 1 til nitatress at ‘Trenton. Ind Eliligeteeesiiiis : bee ta very much, |hydrophobla, Such ts the popular aRUEEK { De Ze Hier nec Ae Avda good place to begin is with Sampson himself. 51-4 yanta 4 Inches wide, or 43-8 yarda| You cawn't blame them very If the stone sticke ft 1s allowed to a c pond t : H aly 1) Lincoln ant KB i} how, for some of my own set act tay A My will disappear — { sweet| Sears old \- --- -_——— 1 inches wile aia wulgah at times, For instance, | there until it ts filled with the polson of Be sure the mermatd ts where \t i _———— - Poon wer ELAW ANE, TWA MATRIMONIAL TRUST. tenet tern 01 oie wick Sted Harold. Wallace Sunshine the other ie dlneanes shloh mets the stone tara in fatal Seren slnere i ir Interest at Merchant Vessels. “Lave they are trying to abolish the “i supposo you're very fond of KKI:tY | pattern (No. 2,638, alzen 240 90) will be|evening Fad the audawclty ig ait ita DP rom Anu ovelandl Laven \ : iets 1a R PRG ae 1900, , winpping post in Delawa and that ahe har perfect trust I Sou, /sent for 19 cents: both patterns, 3)/ the presences on Gaara are i f. 4. R., HASDROUGK =EZGMTS, ie 3 ' re Lean ania fed Atatescan num t made the nelghbors toa that you're married.” cents, Welcome wi py an Mel Hell. 11 ner, ed sternal UN, t bie tt . “ 7 Serrabyar ai. cca ' My! and aid Of Navigation 1192} border in the adjoining States wai? Well, To xuens that's tight. | send money to “Cashter,"" The World, | gave him a flewy glawnce. a Poles iti Ae So che mtoe (ee, eee nnn nnn ———— a eryous to hear the victims yelling.” She has a perfect monopoly of me. Pulltzer Hutlding, New York City. Ob, sorrow! oh, sorrow! wot wude | The buech —-—_—_—_— — THE EVEN ING W ORED’ S bETTER CLUB DISCUSS A NUMBER OF NEW AND INTEREST ING TOPICS. , “Uawilling Arctic Explorers, H having agme: one to carey part of employers and foramen, astead of to college of The old ayatem was best for the cltv.,; Can any of your readers inform me jmy back when I reach my deatination.) the Brooklynites in the race, hang on Jo the Biltor of The Evening old ty adding outrage | like ty hear how t quently the brary ts aleo for the city's omploxees, with whom | whether such thingy as these can atill| Tho dally crush reminds one of a me-| the straps, to be jostled about and How mu longe ar the REmaLctla imnbthee ers for on thls suby turdy working: | sympathize. I fall to se9 setiste the!| happen in enlightened Engiand? 5 nagerle of a seiraals let essen et throme CAA sac terres motors he nupply ¢ a i s totally be-| feo bridce comes in, If you take the INDIGNANT PARENT. | wo cannot blamo the 10, ot “Deve y ts to! be ye and turn comm f eed Ue ie ite cttdren.nuita; trolley yeu pay five conta; 4f YOu tao! 4, argnment Againet Clergymen, |the Brooklyn Rapil Transit and other WAL MA’ Hess folk into unwilling Ar non ‘endow places tho bridge cars you pay three cents. | companies, ‘The pleasure of going to| Calle It a Doubtfal Bleesing. them tor i that’ ‘as before tho contract | Te the Ealtor of The ng World: ‘ors ae ava leirn trades, profes. |‘That’a all it waa before St) Mrhe Rev, W. J. Duddefoot evidently | ¥isinese te ruined Bye eis corm tate A AS ienpamoniery ai cy for that (a the real panacea | rc »gON. |does not read the dally papers, or he | “raid tran Altes I do not think rich men are a Bl $ THOMPSON piiisgal. Has/no one s A GRANDMOTHBR. Lo workingMan craves, | JAMES 3 eee aie oenollend how mans, bables | eng courteous In travel! If you are! oven sf they do bulld cbaritable tnetitu: Hin the ald of the Inw and is deserving J. weormack. | ment or a Trick. Pouls ANAS . by you will nevor get to your deetination. | (70N hky Ne ma Soar gy thousandsa—nuffer daily that the Watching th ke the Dutlding of 23 puesta 5 sa were given away some weeks ago by? Morte bon made: taisscurejaome| one jove in the old saying that . fiste | To 4 of The ivening W. ‘ other ridge Complat Evening World! ne charity Institutions, and how many | let ¢! there are only three classes of io nies may save a few re ule) T ¢ Evening W univer: My daughter 1s at present pursuing if sort of decent management. M, A. B. of nonsenao ta written getters be workingman or hia] 7 the Haltor of The Eventos Worht Hae atindice? lalitan G2nglioh') boa palng:)| Semennwomen wena, mMlea and melee (2 : Sorklagmans) beewatman (and |emety au time about employees) ehitdre: anphati nia] In my ewtimation tt ts high time the| roc an ine jet lever she stated [Ct one of thom to/love end caro for. ‘Morace” in Brooklyn. who do not work are consumers of the sok. ‘Thoxe same writers] Libraries fs GU TE aU aad that for rome crifling fault the principal | Dome Fot that aufficiontly, So at To the HAltor of The Eventng World: proauets iat Janes without Meracpted a 1 frequently among the chlef| esenur ; ao inemd to Ue present conti sap a MMos nnd had {foolish statements? . ‘The following 1s a typteal example of[anything themselves; they are e Ae pid a a ner Watching the clock, Why | speeime pwn as the “crank” and the| Autre an the Hrookiyn irldse Lea cru eee ste that ake ean Phe Witd Antmat Crumb. “Horace the Hug.” Ie gocs across the] dronen In a hive of bees, According to should the cloek Hot by watched in the! “alttor Taro seldom frequented (by eee eae ene care unable to attend to her temvons for two | to the Eiitor of The Evening Wor! gath @treet ferry to South Brook- | Statiattes only recelves 18 per cent. evening a 0 2 My H : (yo management were operat vn. When he arrives on the other side] of the wealth It produces, and the other evening am weil ax In the morning? My] the !ndcstrious workingman, whose], nicetyereomnd headway, with much | days attor, Twas highly indignant over | As a sufferer from the wild animal}jyn.| When he i rode ee ee oat eves tol bonerats ie 2 xperience has been that tho great vol- A ProvoesbodyerTakoverionets to and from business I] he dashes headlong to get on a y joere. aby? All ti experience has veen that tho great vol-| struggle for existenoe 18° exceedingly |comfurt for everybody. Tako n look at| the affair, wlthough my friends way | crush woline to MAL Teh Nien | Me icebox before any one else;|! fall to see the benefit of oars v hard. N'the love of the hunan| Ume of extra hours employees have to out to-him by his philanthropic ¢ dro baby. oven a xmall| Work at night 1s attributable to neglect, 1. bined @ child with incompetence or recklessness om the oyerT caged fence. If L remember aright. t The small wages eparingly doled | the bridce terminal aa at stands, with necessitate sending his children to work! Brooklyn terminal cost over $2,000,000. that there {s not a grain of truth in he| the story, whtch is merely a ruse of my daughter's to be taken from sahool. | less number, The fact is, | can hardly realize that I really have my clothes on so that ho will not have to stand. The women, being unable to compete with| labo tem, Capital in creat and fahould be owned