The evening world. Newspaper, February 23, 1901, Page 6

‘this WOnmiuD:. ORY'S TIMELY CARTOON. | aN XY ‘TWAS GREAT WHILE IT LA ALSAAAAADL ORIPPPAOROLSSA OOD PEBRUAKY 25, 1901. ORACE THE HOG. S. By FERDINAND G. LONG. SOUeee POLDOAPDAAELREREDS SOLER EEF/RESRESEELEFOAESES SOD OSEESEEESEOSSS: If you see a new specimen 68 | the Human Porker write te The Evening World about ft VOL. 4 e eres ey, the Press Publishing ‘Company: 63 to 63 PARK ROW, New York the a Pout ‘OMce at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, HOW ‘SHALL THE SACKING OF NEW YORK BE STOPPED? What are the conditions in New York City? With the overwhelming majority of the intelligent citizens di- viding their vote among several candidates, a minority of the citi- zens, many of them acting upon impulses of passion which they have long since regretted, put these three and a half millions of people in the elutehes of a band of looters. “Looters” is a strong word. But is it strong enough ? Are not the avowed watehwords of this band Croker’s eynical “My Own Pocket all the time;” Gardiner’s “To hell with reform!’ —only another way of saying “To hell with decency !’?—Grady’s “A terrible revenge,” the order of a leader of a savage horde that has seized a rich city and is only awaiting the word to begin sacking? Is not the Acting Commander of this band none other than Ramapo and Ice-Trust Van Wyck, with his pockets stuffed with stocks and the proceeds of sales of stocks—Van Wyck, who con- fessed on the witness stand that he had come into possession of $750,000 of stock in a period of twenty days? Took at our Police Department, our Fire Department, our Dock Department. Look at our parks. See our vile and discase-breeding streets. Think of Ramapo Whalen, of Bellevue Hospital, of the Man- hattan blackmailing seandal, of the multitude of exposed jobs, steals GRAND PRIZE[L AWARDED ‘TO ryyyevyvvy yyy VVY YY YY eC yy yr vty Ty PY TY YUYYVYYYTVYUVV YT yO YeTY TTT YTV TIO T TTI EPO OY TTT T ferry PFISSS SEFISVTTSSSTIIIIIS SIIGISIGSEGEIS SSVI GISGIGOTVOVESESTS and grabs. Are not all but one of the main departments of his “adminis- tration” under public condemnation for corruption, for blackmuil. for plotting to rob the city and for robbing the city through con- tracts, &e., &e.? Look at the leaders of this band—poor, “dead-broke” three years ago; to-day the most of them real-estate owners, drivers of fast horses, extensive speculators in Wall streot, heavy gamblers, con- spicuous for extravagance. Look at the diamonds, the carriages, tho mistresses, the establishments regular and irregular, the forty- dollar-a-plate dinners. Look at the loot-laden gang. Tt has the power to tax—well called “the power to destroy.” It has the police power—which means the power over life and liber- ty ; the power to license vice and crime; the power to grant immunity Now bring alongs hog show. If! Horace doesn't take frat prize M will’be because the miges do not to its members and their friends. know what a prize porker Ie. And how they have been using, how they are using these | $aeaeeeesesses0e000000000000000008: 5990900000000080080000009 Ree ete TROUBLES ENOUGH OF OUR OWN. 328,090. | bSSESS HSSSSSSIDIGISI IIS SIIIIIIVISIIVIGIS b999SISSS 9999999999TTITIDS Soros ie TALMAGE’S SATURDAY SERMON, '°¥.2° 5 J0UNG jog | Sr igh tin, te es Well, Odell am ‘his Taptincire ire just ied it. PISFISFSIVHVIISSS: RARER DARE ERODE ES SecneeeeneseRn es seen eneneeseneene eeneeeneceeceeeee seeerecoeroceceses coseeeser €589TSITTISTITTFE SS FTITITSSTIFTTSSTS 885985 6HTTTIIITTS F899STITS F55595d8THTITTITE DEVERY (retiring)—Yes, I'm fired all right. but T aint «ore! T was always anxious ter nave up a f@Elion dollars an’ be a swell guy, but I've only saved three hundred thousand! I'd have ‘had the million Hee talk sickness and symptoms—|tally. When we are hovering on the/and go after !t pell-mell, A’ those persons who constantly | wishes to be braced and stimulates men- horizon, Jet's not call @ hurry-up wagon where is the place on thls sad/very brink of the grave we do not de-| But If tt comes in through the keyhole route ceniestscunae, eran Talo nemeaee soo es ue EES eres They said: “Looters being in possession, the remedy is tu give “te really mye about ens ine Casteteatoeaetedning allment uaiaeks the seat ferteioea etreum- | Parr, of Shropshire, England, | # patients the band, and having appointed to oftice corruptionists, blackinailers, S06 rae sroung amiene the eaapainonrs eine, Meratitataet, oat CaisueieianalS eve aI GaMate ine aighiics plunderers, proctectors of and dividers with vice and crime, the OR HOME tehees fai Wa sodicunenet ee aninat Tt will rater) Ruaw{enceeh to depart if pera wceste Of age tie was at his dally | & ato and Franklin, and Carlysel pomedy to give him more power. DRESSMAKERS. cas tient oeae fee ataaoet nea * just lea remember that this particu- ethe, and Baffon and Halley. Hocles reached the nineties lar trouble means business and tha: ‘t le us thom {t is after amd no one else ‘Then we must remonstrate with it; give {t the cold shoulder; be rude to ft Let {t be made to understand {t ts an unwelcome guest at our fireside We don’t want to Invite our friends tn to meot jt and get acquainted with It. We mustn't extend the same hospitality to trouble that we do to joy. ~ If we are rude enough to {t, and pay no particular attention to It, {t will eoon © get huffy and go where more fuss will be made over It. If we would magnify our blessings for a change, and forge: to epeak of our tol, Ge had lived under nine Kings of | $f S Engiand. When one hundred and fifty-|@ two years of age he was heard of in| ® London. The King desired to see him, = and ordered him to the palace, where! ¢ he! was so richly and royally treated | @ that it destroyed his health, and no died is at one hundred and fifty-two year and nine monthe of age. When Dr. Harvey, the discoverer ot | ¢ the circulation of the ood, made post: | ‘mortem examination of Thomas Parr, “Van Wyek having qualified officially by these appointments = still on deck they are sure they won't ‘ou eanno ol stro , ¢ PAG nate “i By D Mt th ull another spring. ‘Th an SE aaa es Ha bs a Mand having qualitied personally by Ramapo and the Tee Trust, having | 7e Bveniag sa worids arally, atlas Tae yitimes toast apres the Miller. uave Known people actually boyish in shed himself by keeping the despoilers in office and by monnarellin Ites, and yet they linger, whtle others their ton at etenty yearn of age, distinguish ping Pe : ) aed ven they lesen, tile) eters defending them and cursing and spitting at every protest in the Tee: menere c walat has a tucked o died not talking abou; IL, King of Mungary, dled t ‘The skirt Is seven gored and | 0ot, talking about ityal the time, are ashe name of deceney, the remedy is—to contirm his license to appoint, ; ’ v zs raterio, Tha Creation,” wa ones ‘in ithe) back) with double tn; | erty welllare|inughing /¢hese| gi atorio, “Tha Creation,” war ted plaits. : sh eat aeventy years of axe. Util retain and defend despoilers La eee *PORGutMinen Eton Ualonetea tarda 41 prophets ara sazing at ua reprovingly. OOS BAU CUO orks ‘ Streng . fi rings, iv idiots that }inches wide, or 1 1-2 yards 44 Inches Mere ye tReys are, ney rf tive. Wiliam Cale No, it was not a company of chattering, drivelling idi t E SAAN] AE aches ee ereastinmesteriinereeet ine ; ‘ 5 a 2 wide, or 11-8 yards eu Bryant, ac elgity-two years of age. vogched these conclusio Tt was Odell and his Legislature. be required. ‘To cut the skirt alone, § 7-8] life {s Meeting, and are unhappy if they }omy house, read) without spectacies yards 1 inc wide, 43-4 yards 44] Cannot occupy the centre of the stage —— every moment and rehearse their { Thasatopsts’ which he had comperad o There is just one way to stop the shouts of laughter that are They like to speak of every death t! ya's » PIISVOVS PVVVIOVSIVOVUS TEND REV. T. DE WITT TALMAGE. id] PFIFEOIS VIDIVIPVVOVIIVISS PAIRLY WON. HANDSOME youth of twenty when eighteen years of age, [xovrates did Hiustrious work at ninety-four, t . , * one wherever i ings » discussing this per- ever occurred In their family, and the | woes and ailments, this world would be Rene tare See ah estacenljeraeneraunn sales ond alan was busy when death | echoing wherever rational human beings are discussing t per more deaths, the more enjoyment. an {deat abiding place. Our hearts tn- - ‘The tease and torment of his lite, renewed Hlaceoe: Y glodinan formance. Fortunately for the blunderers, the rascals have imi- When the family fist gives out, they | stead of growing hard end bitter would And yet tie wished her for his wits. i tated them, have taken advantage of the blunder again to slap public me create TaReten tee leceeooen pa Da mare leurs She worrted him by day and nigh < essions have lof age, led a vie valry i . . wore vi aS jeasu! $e deemed that things would ne‘er | affonted 1 t iveniescence, [suattiat the Caniage *Tiuan'wes| decency across the face and give it a contemptuous kick. This their friends, as though they were a|_ Vor a targe and lonily train, wo right, Mippoer ¢ my on in greatest painting: when a eH itader aeawedleweuror al sextant Whenever she could get nmin Hamdredin year Jon) stupidity opens the way to repairing the ‘Their faces are drawn into doleful| Through the narrow aisles of pain,” 3 With other chapples ecan Repeal the idiot police law! shapes, and any subject leas frivolous JANE GORDON. of dance. = i than diease In quickly frowned down, ———_ © of other lovers she would speak, Throw the raseals out! Now troubles are gcnd things to keep INDIAN “DOG FEAST.” ' Im crazy for a wei : ’ New York cannot be put at the to one's aelf, The less these are spread | #NDIANS living on the eastern end of . ‘And hawe him crazy for aw ok: Arrange a system under whie th New Y PD around the better for all concerned. | the Keshena reaervation,| near Ocous ’ ) Xet tn her heart he was Because she knew she 0. At last he thought, And I tave invariably observed that they who talk troubles most persist- ently are the worst listeners in the world, to,-Wis., have been holding thelr an- nual ‘dog feast. In olden days dogs! were fatted especially for these feasts, roasted and eaten with relish, but in merey of this band through the division of the intelligent majority and the concentration of an unintelligent and untit minority. Give New York majority rule! fame; peels w York 1 They want sympathy and attention, | ese timen of degenerate civiltzation 0 almost % f lett} + otber, hw x cerh }Saia he could tove Did CO ee ee paeetie yi Shale ALi area Just try telling them your own sorrows iid ore Piece ae te Eeenans Tertis other ilittle;y; fe. wlNothing but her departure.” pose come and spend the evening with and see how apathetic they will become, 73 rementseienecetem tat Ren nara ntl evan en tewas inleinformed.” us. A faraway look will steal into thelr! TIME IN SWITZERLAND. e read It in her eves, you see. uu eyes, and you will know they are only “Who, auntie?" asked Miss Dot. “Well, Vil have Dick go and bring Willie Duncan and “In what way?” utput of tches In Swit: ley eta Ry Tee anu’ her i maiden The output of watches in Switzerland last year was the largert ever recorded. Acco! to statistics just published, “ [the ‘total export amounted to 2,366,426 nickel watches, 3,086,777 silver watches, $0,258 gold wat and $733 chrono- waiting for you to come to a period so they may begin on the one and only sub- Jest—their own grievances. Your troubles don’t count. We are such egotists, Our own affairs are eo vastly important nothing and no- Very serious then maiden grew; ; She thought sae’ lost he i true. He teased her, but she didn't know At was because he loved her name. —_ ‘Those jan Family Trees. 1 don't go with boys “Murs can boast a much older civiliza-| now who don't shave.’ than ours —___. pneraroad cach other a ith how their first families will took ee of Their Uwn. ody alse comttere: ee graphs [and[repenteras . ae sn oura when we begin to setlay an A . ‘The world would be a better place to er ypeor tar Their dayn of teasing now ami on About tay jolla,” renee Bain finches wide, or 41-4 yards 6 Inches} vein if we would say to ourselves |ARIZONA’S PINE FOREST. Wry A peat ce ; e —S “Andlgai Tidannee piston een je cane, eREOR walst pattern, 2,647, slzes | “Ween it comes to trouble I will neither | Arizona has the largest unbroken pine nd happily through this i!fo the Placing Him. tui| find myself a trif_e atift.” 32, 34, 36, 38 and 40) Is 10 cents. The skire | borrow nor lend." foreat in the United States, covering an mess ret ere HeHss ‘That fellow Hiifkins scoms an awful EMG Peru ES pattern (No, 3,649, sizes 22, 2 28 28, 20| Suppose we make this resolve! area of over 8,000 square mile: c her so. chump, doesn’t he? ing very well,” a and 3) fs 10 cents, Both pacteros 20| Let's say to oureelv: "We will not} total quantity of pine timber LS b “Vee, he does. Ie's Just the sort of) Comrade sald—twae the umbrella. cents. talk our own woes or borrow those | sawing purposes within the boundartes Just as mean as ever, Wut E think Venice has] pithering idiot who would yell ‘fre’ in] “It ratns so much, I grieve to say, Send money to “Cashier, The World, [belonging to other: of the territory amounts to 10,000,000,000 . a crowded theatre.” I'm used up rearly ev'ry day. Pulitzer Bullding, New York City.” If we see trouble looming up on the ° feet, Alter Chips of Loeat Color, Yom (means, Atay of a Crap Fiend, to beybet those ratding coppers would beat) say it was my first offense and of it. Haw could I be there when the let the police tell why I was there. raided I would take the money I won, Te ibe Manor ventug W place where po ed read before the Soctety for pane the shoestring gamblers in aking | Parkhurst as a precedent for my ae police arrested me If a lot of my friends OLD SPORT. | pay my fine, ray nothing and do it - Tf caught ina pool-room raid n on se ere " Rene A GAY GAMBOLIER. | thelr escape trom the building. ia INGENIOUS. | came to the front and swore I was some- Let Ra@ Enough Alone. again as long as the places were al- Sohave a rating excuse vtght on tiv | for ti tables 5 AWculd las Loe Noi Rancas Farrell, T have heant, has been the un- ‘The Magto Name Might H where else. Tho insantiy plea is a back |r» the Editor of the Rveaing World: Jowed to run. If I hadn't made a win- Salny tongue. 1 would push i ide Dgebicauanearen nee as rowned plain-clothes Chief of Poltee Of} +, ing eaiter of Toe Evening World: number. ‘The alib! 4s the thing now. “would tell the truth If caught tn a] ine T would do likewise, through tay back Iatr, throw 1 MYNON J. PULISINS, 1 Nu “ New York (or some timo past. If pinched In a pool-room rald I would JERRY THE LUG. | pool-room raid. It is bad enough to be FULTON STRBET. Why should any excuse be made for WARDMAN X. g found in a pool-room? A man hus Tight Co spend hia own money wrera yw he chooses go long as he harms 6. If hayseed legintators tell i i L mustn't spend my money in a pool- ajreom, and if 1 choose to disobey them eGend say: I'm a caught doing anything foollsh or crimi-] \ Work a Sympathetic Gag, nal, but it only makes matters worse| To the Féitor of The Evening World: oH? to offer an idiotic excuse that even a] I'd put up a dandy excuse. ['4 say © 0 Da an te Whom to mhake A torn: | blind man can’see chrough. 1 would let! was there to play a “lead pipe 80 to 1 plaint, and wan told that I'd find a tot] #4 enough alone avis taks my mcSicine | shot on Sea Robber, and that T wus ike a man. COAL-HOLE ‘DAN, ‘|driven to It by the fact that I had a tell the sergeant in charge of tho wheel Grover Cleveland's Advice. that I was looking for my old friend To tae ‘talitor of The Ereaing World: Diok Croker ami had been told that he What would T my tf caught in a pool-| was running the business, 1 would follow the advice B yo ta the Plnee to Looking { Policeman. To the Réltor ef The Krening World: a! baton of 7 r tug be WOuld Taiot ava Paine ) UAMBLEN. irover Cleveland gavo to the He'd Pat Up @ Countryman Might be. | wars i. UN. of them in the pool-room and could Aller of The Evening Word © Role © e Jand am caught én the wet, why choad 1] count eT ttestanewonte about Maris | ro the Walter of The Ti take my pick. There were otght of| The (Moss! Ia Never Caught, |*tarving wife and alx children at home Tani caine dads cig WILKEY 1 feel bound to explain ims cond Td ent r If caught in x pool-room raid and I] them in Levien's poot-room, all right,| To the éitor of The Evening World: wralting forme to win the: money, fexoime’ the average A Student of is jeep my mouth shut and enroll myself had any cash left T would hand over! all “wayward lttle John Does," I sup-| My excuse would be that I necd the QULAUDE DUV ATS Dr. Parkh “The Evening World: Jfor the time in the noble army uf Johy To the a doar to A poifceman and get out.| pose. DOESKIN, |money more than “the Boss” does,|An Excuse ‘That Is Kar Fetched. ef caught by the Now, here's what I'd do. 1 1 at vont? | Boe P, C. HICHENS, ‘Tiki wore'cal Never mix your relatives up in your ~ and that I can’t send after it and get| To the Falter of Th ry A on ught in a pool-room raid i a Hilts Vie if it, ge! C hag e Exening World; Just come Jn from the voun- iow ould puc upon He Would Throw ao Scare. Vd give as excuso that I was “ageing | >usness purmuits, BUSINESG: 111-0. saucer pislBitsian Worle) te ae he docs, but must come after it} I would tell the police I was look- Twaa the vhampion pool- y of low L went there in| To the caitar et The Evening World: the town’ {n order to know what pitfalls| Mle Faith Pinned te am Alibi. In Harry Hill's old’ sporting house! @: JOHN DOE, jing up horses and mules to export wpative village and that I| the interest. of psychological research, A big bluff ts better than none, you} to avold in future and how to speak in- | To che Edver of The Wreatng World: there! was a sigr reading, “No Excuse Twente Pay Fine an@ Mush. to the Woers in South Africa, They. ° ‘my akiilion New Yorkese,| to study the gambling character ani Li I'd tell the I ¥F r- I i An allas is | Te the Editor of The Eveaies World: need fast horses to get tro: Ande’ aiteet to eat a Lite polite cor gateeaegiont cee now. 1 om I was Frauk Far-|teiligently against same were I ever to would prove an alll. An ailas fs alljif Caught with Another Man's: fat.’ sway trom the seltgue Tanz 2 eight pene an:-200 72 become a Gunday-school teacher, ra Hight But am allt) kaocks| the’ socks se Uf was !caught {n'e Sool-seam rakb'T' ask werelie, peeveron wisp ie, Was, wei ie RICHARD ROM,