The evening world. Newspaper, January 28, 1901, Page 8

gts wuss MUNDA MVR iit GANUALLY 2, 101. il LITTLE OLD NEW YORKER: E. POWERS. i THESE COUNTRY TROUPES) ARE N.G.— FoR A REAL. GOOD }SHOW WiTH COMFORT THROW IN Just GIVE Me LITTLE OLD NEW YORK 4 \s vy s kill any one moment and then For the Show he could see for 80 cents In that art-centre, Pennut Fork, He pays his 'steen dollars, and ne'er makes a holler, In jay “litle old New York." “smashing things” Yer, if trouble lefeinfelelel-ielet-t-t NEW YORK THEATRE-GOERS Too EAS | Numy_judement, a San Francisco au li- ence, from every standpoint, is the the SAYS OLIVE HOFP, AN ACTRESS. fur themnelves towe were ard the . and he ne ancement of the or indulges tn audi- and made ap their rtnds and perhaps the " most fntelligent and discriminating] ble, or, in fact, any eriticiam. If he does] the face of tt. ple, with an Vandlence of all the United States not Mke ay, he loaves the pia Eastern production ‘ PI do not say this bevause Lam a Call-}and tells his friends to avotd it against ux a bit neodlavings aC fornian by birth, but se TL know) does tot hiss or otherwise erttictne from | copied us the re very hearty pecacnereud encering ay Sans krmic ss) formance. ‘Tats is why|tndorsements. As the popular #0 pelrener ee ]aade, up. cont tie whole. OF Lay conclusive, Te ie] Tmey're all right when you ke Dest allsound critics of and things! too kindly em thr but you've got to kr Press Publishing the Post-Offlce at riled, illustrated aces sent te enter suehi a life as country |ON SEVERAL MATTERS | OF THE MOMENT.) rticles in yesterd hay Roberts, of Pong! Vn daughters. When + re st -nid to them: You must not be 1 wish each of deflnite end. wre yourself tn some tine of fortune should collapse ok ied out his ideas, with the cv ty u ule daughters, Their face : | pier vthe Sunday World Magazine artic) peroris in intelligence and self-reliance. 1) is Citfieul to understand how modern parent the ois common sense of this plan of education. tout tond how they ean permit either a son or i without having learned some trade or oeeny Learn a living. Po kpew how to earn a living is at the very bi Incapacity for useful labor not only makes it {1 manor woman to be independent but also makes | br ley discontent in others, Within a days Mr. MeKinley will be hunting for about 10,0000 able dy ied American citizens to go out to the tropics and tight the fever Are you going to enlist? Why You say you have somethin You say vou have a” ‘ od jot of promotion. and ne vearning to be killed yourself, ay oman with the health and character to fit him for a proper soldier of the Republic. What is coming over us in these twentieth century day it he that we no longer love to kill our fellow-men? we no longer hanker that destrnetion no longer attracts us so much as construct! “making things ¢ were in da » there we about wetting the right sort of men, would there ? Is there any trouble in get on the police foree or into the ment? Ts there any difficulty men for any sort of work, however perilous, so long as it is connected with ci usefulness, with progress ? her Ife hich will tnsure your : will also | and the Filipinos. You say vou have no desire to y that you can’t imagine how any man ean eon after brass buttons and gold lace? : ORACE THE HOG. = FERDINAND G. LONG. By World Maga- rich man, Dr, ought up his ill children | toward alt that he has it estingly re- | show their sir + can overlook | Tt is difficult 1 daughter to pation at which of a sound} i} sible for a/ up 1 or her n ter to de. le strews his magic that passes him do a steeplechase act. must roost on the mantelplieces or fire-escap Hrbhiebiehiteeii . form and massive with prospect You hesitate a feet across the aisle of the If he does this in his Hariem flat other members of his family If you see a new specimen of § the Human Pcrker write to The Evening World about it, Demme a iniebleisideiiveibiedeiier bebtehbhieb bib hib bite! intent Sein leint rlefelebiciebivieleleteieites Pe D bitte ti fellelelelrieteieleleleeleieleteieteeetie-tet * car and makes everybody sh teivinieinieletet a 1and strength ‘ there is the Lore who never by to your story. A FEW BORES | HAVE MET. a SANE ORTAIRD ARTICLE. Can anything to your intelll- * he will exclaim exeltedly, ‘4 have got fairly. started, Can it be that an, Women know the ever been In Toronto? demi-mot, thy stion which ts Gir sald that you have. In Wint ( nit be rags Mags isn't it? Ever fon, | cinating than any bald o! go out ly an fep-boat up there? — I've T been there several thmes.”' of the And he ts there no In spirit, and re- ave) for! thia: gentleman coming back fo mildavt be any |88¥e for thts gentleman n coming back for (2 He must needs dive deep and ort everything to tie surfs fina, Strange to say, he never gets hol 1 pearl of thought or a gem of wt Hp deals tn logic and wearisome de- talls and explanations. Thon there is viat most exasperating bore, the one who ts always interrupt- ing vou and who never follows you un- derstandingly to the end of your stor: But his face will ight up and his eyes © that he you to hurry up 1 begin on you about Toronto. This bore ts a terre ting men to go » Fire Depart- about getting selzing upon a word or remark ha the least to do with the are vainly endeavoring to relate. He {sa knockout drop tnt defy you to sparkle after he llization, with ine. 1 wine. chips into © is anxious for rease talking so he Sometimes he interrupts you frequent: | ly during the progress af 4 story, always perience you! wt aah minutes, and any one of the three will make you wonder why alted from earth during the teething, s, facts, details and explanations ‘istantly hurled at you will take tho sunshine out of your Ife and make of vr dulled, benumbed creature, and depressed to say much ureelf than “yea, yea," and yn't be too meek, | t try to be too polite and bear Jovermuch of !t, of you'll break down funder the strain, for your lives to bright, sunny, ple, and enjoy the stim of brigat minds. friv lating influens love of and dest f tact, fines: qualities wh to those who ; pee a p VAM be: delight over some wo en altel Koneen dl paktiie (country. areas kas i t j ine nya sipped to offer a 1 Southern audlences are whol Why then the serious doubt whether Mr. hil ait ttn ellanitzoare id Bp ttialconiveraatlon: Speen | Wud Chari me aucaecsn” Oe Moat T am contrasting ¢ Pets alec Naved bab inora ane GaheyewliinpAlaud MeKinley can get together all the men he wants to send—not to] your remarks. Perhaps tt is a name.[and the accurate bore will take all the (ont iet's bore other Ande sont that I am contrasting th ative audiences thar on on t - Wired Fea Poppet oat . by a Th moment you utter th ame good-! brightness _out of you nstde | ot ave ry i Gone, (2 I Ce eo a a Sy enj lead to the I hilippines¢ Whine ninkesrthol onscreen me ore oP, GARE SR Neg etic on the road | an. oom jo ie: (hele stineratany "| head as Mrs MeKinley unfurl the standael of “Duty and Destine” | A RRIET HUBBARD AYER 2 ANSWERS THE. QUESTIONS a eUaCy he RN and enjoyment at just the right tne! i : anil hae right way, Our Hoston Is necentuated by and points, not heekens ? i GpeeeD event © be the most cosinnp0l ; a four pleasant Middle West we taln caution tn pronouncing for the first two or hey would not ence in the United State + Well, perhaps tt is good-natured to be tor in New York seems to prive of lis Ucket ts mere this plan: Let iter THE BLOSSOM ONLY & little shriveled seed— It might be flower or grasa or weed; Only a box of earth on the edge responsibility” nt denth. ears of | What enthusiasm this would arouse! Tf enlistments are as slick as they promise to be, why not try| Mr. mon soldier and ask for duty in the swamps of Luzon. MeWinley himself resign and er member of Congress who is burdened with “n sense of the nation’s to slanghter and burn in the Philippines until the | last spark of aspiration for freedom is extinguished, resign and en- list as a private soldier and ask for duty in the jaws of pestilent How it A Seusibie Ye Dear Mew Ay Tam ay A DAINTY WAIS years older than Iam. He does not re- *Ixteen and very T ilist- as a com- oo young. Iam so heartbroken about this that Lam losing my good looks, the thing I hope to win his love with, MAMIE O. I cannot feel much sympa- for you, ¥. and ¥ Let every only thy ehtld " ut your sentl- of sixteen when you are the young man and to take care of your would silence in love with a gentleman three urn my affection, as he thinks I am nothing but a 1 should advise you to stop thinking of day evening with me and I had a please ant time, He says that Iam the only girl ne loves. OL entirely fd If the man really loves ¢1 4 pects you he will ask you tc are right In) your marry him, Time enough to vouchsat, him a kiss when you have promised t be his wife. Stand r ground. He will respect you all the more when he finds he can- not take Mbertles with you, Of @ narrow, dusty, window 1 family, lie evnies: who 4 att =: Hy ealth and lao. your: tc Leb achich KE WB er ee-trene-e-o-0--e-e-0- 0: ledge; Prince Co: Vieky* the evnies who jeer at the eagerness of our MeKinleys to lay the Important to women, young an { QUERIES pe > ANSWERS OuiyJa! few) scant, Sumner, show, DEY oR ccoROH USE | lives of others upon the altar of “Duty and Destiny ers fortunate for thls E | a - h Not Jentoun, but MeHumored. | by yp eceeeeen-tea-e-e 0-0-0 Only « few clear, shining hours that the Priner Vhat will be reat day for citilization when “cannon food” Dear Men Ay o That was all. Yet God cou | WUTACtU red feaiibelliear A Tam keeping company with a young Aces is manufactured from belligerent state amen, instead of from peace- man four years. [4 {t proper for mo] Ix Kate Claxton stil! allve? Out of these, for a sick child's i} useful menof the people. to have other young men call on me? 1. J, SCHNEIDER og anke, He ts not Jealous, but he is always in Greok Word Meaning “AML! A blossom wonder as fair and en a Ty 1 bad humor wheae anybody is there. i sweet Lomade before Columns | ‘Mises wlio rend ilieeketeh of Distrigti\ Ueeeen a THisvaEnaMe anal nesleCeas re is the deflnition of the word 4 As ever broke at an angel's fect. | found tani this mide, ‘Tho vit | Tuaaeee Ae eteh of Distriet-Attornoy Philbin and CARMEN. when appited to oPan-Amee Only a life of barren cabinet-maker of Waketlelt tullt the interview with hin in westerday’s Sunday World will confident mean by “keeping company” ", : Wet with sorrowful tears of (| chair. It was en exhitition in Ma i iN? rei | thee you are engaged to,marry the Ven, rain; | Sueatersenmen=. thes Queynavinitey [ie cacecscentee-mecesteooes i he Lec thing to drop” in our exelu- {a voung man, [think you should con- <'The Ol Homestead” ever played | Jaa Warmed sometimes by a wan- fn 11 The owner of the chat: { Swan wottrn dive, high-class criminal cireles before long dine our exclusive attentions to him so {at the Fourteenth Street Theatre? ae foe, eens gleam eH yes ee Ne EY Wa We NG hable thi ; Ng == tacree the lolhier sex lateoncctneds||On OWEN LEWIS, Monticello, N. Ye Sean Ac that seemed tut a happy ed where Hor Majesty 5 rol withieroreen a : t i sorethas) seven es ay ere eee ee pat i snot probably this very wee ‘ther hand, if you are receiving | 4 agg ivarine of Cremona Bani A life as common and brown es cut a capes whieh caused vines anes) Philbin has the chanee to become the most a ate eee shee eta Made the) Year) 1%, and bare Prinee Consort nanan ineNew York City (3 ; sae m pre : T have a violin which reada on a # i yopular ian in New York City. We have any “f € one the young Ken- Mf As the box of earth tn the win- ‘ and ml ) ave had too many Distriet- set ay one it to consider, him | tinted paper Inside of the body, “An~ Bre dow there; colnage—on th \tterneys who were content with popularity among criminals, We pts LI) Bis Gal tonius Stradivarius Cromonenfia Facie- aa ‘et it bore at last the precious ve r ie who aspires f 1 Mipaai hat Anno 17. Can you tell me what if ae i boom aaTTA RE vant, we need one who aspires for unpopularity with them. |the words mean? aR ES: : @ perfect soul tn a narrow t H L pained dn Richmond | This ans *hilbin has oa pai ’ > 3 . " q Local Congressma 5 pS Wet Ge ely Ware Tete th gu nt rai This man 1 j painfully om of keeping ari aied with 0 gentleman Apply to oo 0 cone partach Pure as the snowy leaves thut ‘| i)": fn the time for Mr.) rhe samlgen in 0 tis month shut. | ysi't shout: he doe: By yet atiees RLV Reni goliath low could L be appo ! cold. 1 wttention toot A | > he doesn't sin i i Point as a cadet? LEO ; of nit in da ity eee Ais ue i ery i ks of marrying oF for C Pi Over the flower’s heart of gold. | fan Inches: xq even shake his Head angrily. He just works, fecha iat ee a ee onan ith Samed for Cet nieAs : as —Heary Van Dyke. uh wine one Hie hianalla Ot And every spy sent from the criminal camp to the Distriet-|eslor Narre snyching of me he would not How ld Rhodesia, in Bouth Africa, oieteieieieicietentniet ; PACER ETE: HAMA wth ali pleet rity " ier she: : ! ricts/ colar Snyclnd OF ie He went out one Sun-| get its name? ALD. - world Q i scltnia. he vs oftice returns with the gloomy report that not a single |" ei ~ = = * : Tee coring is hanging ont inviting a friendly “pull.” ae E HE E eo YOUR bETT ER IS PRIN I €D HERE. | "The raseals have long had things thefr own way, hunks to the OR YOUR bE IT ER M 5 2. ee control of the Distriet- 7 3 oll} . 6 i» absolutely indisnenmble, A luxury te Something Else for Bryan to Do.; where there !s plenty of room so others) the ; istrict-Attorney’s olive by one Advice to “Daughter! veteran gets no reward for the iatey. | nome ning that wit ataraipiceae dow i dir jal day? REET. 25 'ge rae Bittor of The Breatng Worl “When Wen. J, Bryan gets through with his present newspaper expo: which will be soon, I will give him week to to} fortunes for me at ( 4, Bill knows human nature y well, and, being a good talker, | Osttent Husband ife who und.” TP have ea hus or both of the political maehi ple’s turn must surely come, looks strongly like the new dealer for. the “new deal. hes | service he has rendered his country. The peo- | | Anul Philbin le con on his dischars: ted. and asks it 7 one % her daddy | own printing e Is right and he Is not old-fashioned and | Pwm rien cranky, Smoking !4 Injurlous, It racks | who | vot ‘one word = af would It not the same trous my own home, an ind eonae noth rs and renda ime thinking phe would make a successful see e Questions for the Companten, ‘RAltor ot The Evening World: uld Ike to call your attention to} get jn until 70 « Pecullar Incidents I have witnessed of su Why do the children to olier people that Ing Thin Actre: ey] 5 s Mea of philanthro-| 1 To the {The Bvening Worl! of progress organizing | «4 Christian Science? We are all: Caris-| Mfeguetig inventing ee fob cant ts Yan Sclentists ae soon as we hay eate this, and se the idea will b: Ie lve. Call tt Christan tam sure ie will ae the imply say, with ing much Kj we groater than rH ra allow. so many Spots while id thelr fares have to stand? uta san in % consplctoss AM children occupying paid shes NY, don}t the at assoclations Don't you see? do! the! eountry, ‘ the room, Modified Cracity. mevening party: however, shop windows al ves, her man up ickens of a spell of cold weather.” — THE FORMULA E: “The way to get You cut mo dead.” Then, with his head stiMy ere °*) Spoonamore atrolled to another part of only halt; money you have to re: who|want to tell , young: ASS ‘GoMIS DIG © new Spring shirt walets are in and you'll see that fresoturion oft to, our * goldiers, Prennecyes son become |'vatiora and marines; also the stupld, h o Ube countrs ia ‘i ould it the direct caus eyWau ates loss of uppet (as tt did in my case when [ou at vould it delgars | Prat SCOP tor eplendtd. idea for. tals ettes, which was a good m. ago). I do not regard a female +, Government, and the pustncn men ¢ sera (the United States to he more Uberal in Smokes laein Indyso in nis? ontimatlonahel| ee eaee oer ex moldleraraatlors send ts of a very low chara others will agree. try, ready." will, work to vending us a marines? AN AMERICAN. Luxury Versus Necessity, To the iltor ot The Rrening World: ‘o Reward Vv In reading your editorials } ran across ‘To the Editor of The Evening Work “What Is Luxury? What fs Necessity?" after you save} How shail the veterans of the vi war] I'l give you my Idea of tt, and anxlous- tall the people | be rewarded? At present, with the ex-|!y Jock for the {dens of others: A how to apend it.""! ception ofa few slight concessions,-a! necessity iz something which I think TIRE, rich Is to save papera there 18! what 1 me of | Isa ne tts! Klass mi Gt ef dink w il f| phant, Dive | 3 H ered ya an iMustration of say that: Water ity, Lai ordinary drinking! ht be termed conventence to ater from. ut to drink out of or golden coblet ix, T think, a JOHN CRUDDEN. Jersey C How to Welsh an Elephant, To the Hlltor of The Evening Wortd: In reply to Arthur Payne Relatone’s problem, to how to welgh an’ cle- when you have no scales welgh- Ing over 100 pounds, I should say to put the clephant on board a boat and sca how deep the boat sank In the water. qynen the elephant can be taken out of the boat, and put in the boat as large & pupply. ot wonen. (etch stone 100 poande in welght) 48 will make, the boat sink as deep ax when the elephant was on board. Tven the stone (bef Weighed and you have the weight HOSE 1, HAAS, Newarty 3 elephant. terrace nin A