The evening world. Newspaper, January 24, 1901, Page 10

“OLD NEW TORKER By T. E. POWERS. ri D “ANIMALS I HAVE KNOWN. with Ge ae to Ernest Seton-Thompson. J. CAMPBELL CORY. — VOTED TEVDEE04' WRVARLDADADELERDESETUD TOR ETEEREERREGOOD woe Published by the Press Publishing Company, 53 to 63 PARK ROW, New York Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. /HIS BRITANNIC MAJESTY IN SEVERAL INTERESTING ASPECTS. Jee LITTLE VOL. 41... NO. 14,401. —_— Cah ihbadd jay Londoners, especially the children, are gaping at what a writer of a Middle Ages romance would call “‘a brilliant cavaleade” NVOO0020003000900000088 —a large company of horsemen, clad in me- dineval costumes, wandering about among the "buses and hansoms, and pausing occasionally to proclaim in the language of the long-ago that the “high and mighty” Prince Edward is King and Emperor. It would be ansinteresting spectacle on the stage or in connec- tion with a cirens, But it looks unreal and ludicrous in the streets of a twenticth-century city. Asa serious business, an essential part of the machinery of a great nation’s government, this pageant is as ridiculously out of place as would be the Speaker of the House of Commons or of our own House opening a session by twirling his gavel with the contor- drum-major of a “hayseed”’ brass band. But rovalty must cling to the tinsel and silly pomp which civili- zation has dismissed to spectacles, fancy-dress balls and like fool- ries, Without it there would be no royalty. How could the British monarchy survive ten years of such receptions as our Presidents give? How could it survive ten years of democratic simplicity in dress and etiquette at court? Monarchy retains its hold only by appeal to the spirit of rever- cence for untiquity, to the glamour which history and romance gud poetry have thrown over the sordid and squalid ignorance and! brutality of the Middle Ages, to the barbaric passion for display which enlightenment is so slowly destroying. Of course the time will come when a man would as soon think of wearing a diamond set in the tip of his nose as of tricking himself out in a lot of flummery and strutting about in public. Meanwhile we shall have such diverting performances as that of men of intellect and power like Balfour abasing themselves be- fore a stout, bald, commonplace gentleman whom they rule and say- tions of No. 7—Maniacus Bargainus Hunterinctum. aa An animal which Infests the shopping disericts of ony great cities in vast numbers. Usually of the fe- ing to him in humble, awe-struck tones, “Your Majesty !” ol aoa ata er ae ima bargain counter “ . re ; rt Se tonne Had he the wings of a turtle dove, oye 7 pbs dd moth, and a “marked down’ sign possesses a fatal fo on—a welrd charm « c- 3 7 - 3 z tion that it has no more power to resist Uy | the Georgia neg unmolested a plump pullot or a The new monarch’s troubles will not come from the middle or Onstartedieachimennesihy neler, - ' 3 : e ‘ He'd ne’er have to blame Rotten Transit when late luscious melon. It will consume mueh time energy tn the purchase of a coll of rope or a curry comb lower classes. They are far removed from him and will be under In his great “Little Old New, York.” that has been “marked down'’—not because ft has the sltghtes ipoa ible use for repe or curry combs, but the spell of rovalt; . Tt will be the men of his own class that will Forrenenrene nnn nee renee : for the distinctly Munterinetum reason (hat it “is so cheap. This animal is underst by its kind. ac. grow restless. It was ensy for them to bow and scrape to a woman Sear ace one oe, a eee ce emo teesenie| AP oo EBB E SHAINNONT = | HARRIET HUBBARD AYER DEFENDS BLONDES. '5. chance for confusion Pal hemumaccre ares In sMy Lady Dainty” \ _} PATAVRUARARATANTELTASAUAA VERANO TATE TASS RARRUOUELOME VO AANAASOSOOO IES a ny . : i th a. B though we hind not trow that Gebied hee chante beauty when ahe | For so many years—practically since the irs oh Yea oli patural AS By KATE CAREW. _ | 4 ‘i 7 iffered death the stake for her re- | 8-0-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-o-o! ae Dats EEE aren iorlenicn i ‘s now wia tHe} beginning of the modern period in England— ertent PRI yal teases tata) : i : + | ‘It tnt he sald de . ‘s an edict to the effect that “to be ti H coutd go on enumerating the Deauty,| J DEMOCRATIC these upper-class men have been democratic, | iat stacefrignt I shouia thins aed it Maleclustaleeasens di 1fdeinaisicrow > magnificent virlilty | TUPPER CLASSES . "i : Se Na eye ‘ J. B. Barry, the guilty wretch who bas of both Bion | LIKE To Kow- looking up to no one, aristocrats only in their ritaece aes eHantibe pra hes aap iG etvenKuskthishinneccesar ya nanny UUs | ea eatt anal TON eA MANT] contempt for the fawning and snobbish “‘com-| pose that ts because most women have eannot on my aide think che gentleman ve Sil ey Kcemernen ener lived the firat part of thelr lives look- & fm question Is at present enjoy.ng K001| Mi bei “i mon people.” Ing forward to the event, while men— If. | deal his lady 5 f ‘ s 4 Soutien woman bears the ovi-| & low? Edward will surely irritate them. rel mien, rears se pri eevle es z G@ence of Illness in her blue ey is romid ae OTe cicprleatii Thestisrewountin aly, c ganny halr as effectually as a immemortal the dev ur F mn a 5 . a . : face indicates the ravages of + er No part of the special cable in The World thls morning will] *27ne. for, cxample. | OWN ail my “ns says Col. Barry, and tf that (n't! ful and plain ones—sick unes and | attract more attention than the news of the latest command of fash- cities cede jena my atu waded zs theloe * . . . wife'is another Instance where a dropped authocker to Sept) the ati ame may be said of our| il in the matter of mourning, the new King’s firet sovereign act. | js as bad as, in some cages, an over- en am no missionary in the § ° ay he sald a 5 MhoaWorldisleorres raithatehisieri ‘ looked ‘h’ mirht be, It Is almost as : eld of horrene . | The World’s correspondent says that his wristbands were striped badsitl haved (ound Wamoteteursttcss ze oar with black. munities, where I have heard Sunday esti downjaszalvens Fi : f ‘4 i 7 school scholars quate ‘Blessed art thou, i an escaped Swi h Ileretofore the grief-stricken male, seeking relicf for internal], monk awimming, ‘Bleased John, the eruecl man from the Ke . . 1 ai ") Aetnresheaing anguish in outward emblems of woe, has wholly neglected the splen- ea and ‘Holy Michael,” the on did possibilities of the shirt. Now that the genius of His Britannic ~— WS ERNORGIROLICN, vl Majesty’s haberdasher has pointed the way, we may look forward TOKIO newspaper reports the fol- Women and girls ec ” b . . ., . . , f confidently to lamentation-shirts with woeful collars and wrist- lowing to be the three articles of chioroformed to make a vet's holiday Have La fot to pay Quitting the planet or tu: “My discovery" s Judge of horses, “that by the result of a prehist fm a pecullar way. @hat th i : ; faith which Mr. Onoda, Governor bands that will shrick the bereavement of their wearers more loudly | of Miyagi pretectare, has selected for hla : 4 A guidance and rule of conduct while dis- than would a lusty-lunged chorus of hired mourners. CharEliel blak hlehttanctlons a vigieAet — - 1. Not to fall Io love with any woman 7" . . : . . local! sd y ‘iad l- The World's London correspondent gave this morning the in-| (i.'3° Note incur deten, Ant ad Nex teresting details of the matter discussed jn this column on Tuesday | to buy houses or land in the locality 5 5 under my Jurisdiction. —the fact that by his elevation to the throne Edward has been cast ———— CURIOUS CAR LINE, “In my atudles I learned t! into a prison, there to work a weariful treadmill of boredom. horse was the resul: of 1 oe es A i 3 CURIOUS street car line 1s that ase, I also learned that the same wan No one who has not lost the right of privacy can possibly realize between Atam! and Yosh!homa, | pernelotialliblond humanivel to the full what a boon privacy is. And completely to lose that bid are i aod Ms eae 4 right one must become cither a reigning mon-|!ong. the rolling stock consistn of a BNING $ { i cereneeeeneeeeenes + A t Rs single car, and the motive power Is fur- THE BY: 35 ie om you arch or an inmate of a public institution—a nished by a couple of muscular coolles, AIDEN, there is pent | } THINK W ; % \e who actually push the car along wher- Wealth of mirth and ty, {| rRECIOUS ULES Cut asylum. Never to be able to do ever power 1s necessary. When the car That full oft amazes me! ‘ as one wishes, never to be free from prying| comes to a down grade they jump on pene fever of the EASOR ening i { Troy wus a blonde. Mower eyes that may not be forbidden to pry, to look and (ride. (sire Soa ssh este of 5 ie etrength 5 es . *, . Malden, maiden, there are nine} | : et Ciga rainereneeh aay and is gaining in popularity forward to a lifetime of slavery in a routine] TOWN. IN. TWO NATIONS. Hi sees 4 the Atlantic, as tt fs in . ; HE town of Beobe Plain is on the Muses tn thee tightly packed H uray nas sl “had 1 shown ts of rows of {that must not be broken—these are among the miscrics that dwell border line -between Vermont and ra £0 le, born) to, act; ' drect had bon: h: a white foundation, the | + fs ” the Canadian province of Quebec, ‘As we marvel at the fact \ 1 Mare had Mayen hale vt] owe from the yoke th, | in the “perfumed chambers of the great. die tine running shrough the middie of Bo we love thee, maiden mine. | vchem. Many of the mart plaiting Is of white Ibert “By the grace of God, King,” sounds well. the principal street. The post-office for —Ernest Radford. { H tae eae, the graduated Mounce of 1 But it ot f stant to be compared with “By th ‘oth countries is In the same Hu!lding, 1 1 trenge) he in pointe tn of gulpure. ‘The tiny ut it is not for an insta compai i he grace} which was bullt some seventy-five years 18 ¢ ss, had xg es are of guipure. of God, FREE!” ago. # WRITE A SHORT ‘INTERESTING bETTER AND IT WIbk BE PRINTED ON THIS PAGE.. # Ms 1" » eapsancreenereinrsene vere [ ioe can soon nacho, Aliayoutis swat he Tospect Park Cirete he rides to. the ycartn, Whenever we read of an Ameri-;ent also; can have your friends ahen rallroads. electria lights, kas works, &c,? Fo the Kalter of The Fvening World: | i a wil ket, 1 wor H mith street ne, and at} oin criminal commfting murder It is [you wish to take meals. I know that] If you-are-in favor of these things and t ET have been out of this city for fv A SEMSH As tet # A transfer to Franklin | elther that he ahot or stabbed or knocked | you will not regret It {f you keop house. | other changes to help the people in gen- 4 years and almost everything I see) RANDY) SUGEES lave hing his errand, he takes his victim into unconaclousness or J. FW. | cral we will vote for you. \ hy) mtrikes me as very novel. Some of the Who Are the Irish Scholarat | |t Franklin avenue car downtown, trans-| choked him to death, but his self-re- Where Did Thls Term Or! ; JOHN HENRY, i things are very good, but one thing §8 jo. a. pate of THe Hvenine World? fers to De Kalb avenue, and when he|spect never allows him to mutilate @| 75 the Eilltor of ‘The Kvening Wor : bad: When the asphalt atreets are) iicre aay genet Trahy achotara tn wiver the car gets another transfer, | fellow human being by butchering bis} wi eome one kindly inform me how| 4 Few. Points for Adjndtcation. , @overed with Ice it ta terribly hard for | re sowlsy . which he can use later, if he wishes, to i victim In such an atrocious manner. the name “cop” came to be applied to| To the eNtor‘of The Evening World , ‘ ie y horses to walk on them; almost im- | AN He rite to New York, Ho really gets four | D. SCHWAB. | the American police? LD. (ee se 5 3 . {s !t for them to turn around. Vani? or tive f ra and If he atuctes | ach ih Perens meres Read them. ‘They : fs f Chicago the Ice 1s covered over with eee MAREN Ci the transfer system carefully he can fh eo Weep, Propoves Ab answering: When does ‘a brid alto DLING WOOD. It Is'a fine idea, Why Is It not Nee + young Trlshmen ane {Resin Monday morning with a nickel | 7 te Kalter of The Brenig Wor 7D the Bilter of The Evening World: B consi ID rel tereneVorl nel ieeulbariisevoeimmytcadey anata interest iae Tor In answer to a query as to whether It} I woukl suggest that the people put the| be a bride and become merely a wifc? 1s pleavanter, more economical, ‘&c., to! following questions to all candidates for | How long after marriage? When does a board or keep house, I say the latter| city phn offices: If you are elected | boy or gir: cease to be such und be a fault that I found myself at a lous how to weave a picture out of “My + go? but the fault of the authores+, Madeleine Lucette Ryley, | by all means. I have tried both, th Ht you age that the day laborers on| man or a woman? At what fixed age? Lady. Daint | fore know whereof I speak. In board-| the tunnel work are pald $2 per day for] When ts @ young. man no longer u whose. gifts I Imagine it her for the art of crochet and the: fashtorng of eRe LE eta eight houre” work (residents of this city | “‘young’’ man but;middie-aged? “Wheh| $ -samplera in colored wools. In the absence of anything better 1ét us con- and in. order have an; preterred)?_ Are you In favor of a law | does middle age énd and old age set in? template Miae~Biannon at the moment when, In obedience, to M.\ In and ride all over Hrooklyn on it for the | | waged in ke study ane s i , | rest of the week. Great, tantt ht PUILIT OBRIEN E. H. MAY. Moakels Are Worth M In The en Trunk Mystery. To the Fattor Meyer Wels! here for the faithful animals? kes Interesting pictures and vice verst. It Is not Miss Em m1 GOLDEN Rop. makes id oy je Bhai The Evening, World: rd was murdered in a Five cents goes ia great way on the} horrible manner, Such crimes are gen nt being passed to pay. women as much as| How tall must one be: to be reckoned Ryley's hilarious) comedy Inspiration, she ‘puts on the servant's bonnet street cars in Brooklyn, A boy whe erally committed efthor in. the old world | Whereus, if one*keeps house it is di-|men when they’ do ¢he mime work?) Are| “tall” and not “of medium height? All] $ , and)ahawl to Ko out for kindling wood. It would scem | like desecratyR:) Setanta | workel for & a: weak maken: $430. uy ace tere by immigrants from the old| rectly the reverse. You can live nicely|you in favor of the Bhool teachers’ aal-| these are terms used every. day, yet how|@ 0 caricature Miss Shannon's pal pprisirone beauty, and: 1. woulda’ ital UFe of-{eansters: For Stiatance;| world, This goes: to prove: the Amert- | cn cc mederate, saensand lay. bya litte! being tncreased?. ry ‘many people; if any,/ can define them | @* how to do-it, anyway, ron ie the mortielvitized man of this besides, You will feel, more indent and running. the cerrestly?; = - MERTOM/SANFORD.