The evening world. Newspaper, January 21, 1901, Page 8

yy verre yi eyreerry yy iy vy yey yr ry yy yey yyry Sessssssesssesses FIIVIISISOI 99D HARRIET HUBBARD AYE By J. CAMPBELL VIIIVIL UT EV ETT Y UY No. 6.—Crokerus Constabulum Rinkydinkus. This interesting animal is chiefly re never being within call when {ts assistance 1s ne scene of a disturbance, however, within five min courageous attributes alluded to abo Its chief duty {s to discon tribute upon all disorderly pe 3 within © of racehorse or its dannt! oul used for the purcha itish vested in the ice business for th ' NOOR nE When not occupied as abo it fate shadow, as shown in the t The monot it TRE CHAEST: arrest of an innocent, respectable and py sibility of a consumptive but otherwise blameless man, HB women who are at 4 thelr helm of the Twe wh s valor distress: » has subsided, thus proving the Ollections from this source are generally nilldoga, SAYS DOLLS ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR SMALL BOYS TU PLAY WITH. ILD ANIMALS I HAVE KNOWN. With Apologies to Ernest Saton-Thompson CORY. POEL PETITE VIVE TS VEVIVEVIFIIIIIES: . > » » » = % > » > » » * e| nd a mysterious faculty for It never fails to reach the RA bd hdd te dtdadadadedadtdadadedadatddetedddduded but are sometimes {n- ome pursult of his own n by the valiant uyful clubbing {nto insen- DAA Ad id PIIVIIV LOVE IOV IDIIIIDIDIOID DIFIISTISSIIISIES nosh uid not be condemned because en, pm | Published hy the I Entered at THE REAL QUEEN VICTORIA-- WORTHY WOMAN. A 2 i on ‘ Gays four separate and distinet meanings. , WE 4. itlah history. Example. ‘The age of Victorta.” Sia Second—A polit figurehead. Example: "'Vic- toria, Queen a Third—Th titular honors and rou vere DISTING hother. Th I sentimental imaginations. tl meaning. fer maiden name was Azon. chere, than is generally supposed. a dull, heavy, but extremely kindly, and no taste in dress and little personal charm. % for her position she would not have attracted the s ightest attention in any quarter. Her disposi temper and was at times unreasonable 2 sererenenenene-enenenenes 5: AN AMIABLE, HONEST, COLOR- LESS PER- SONALITY. sree meee emeee gs And her likes were based solely upon her enlightened cvonscientiousnes questions, to her splendid diplomat and progress, Trucklers have come selves overwhelmed by the majesty | Bur there is not anywhere to be ter or even credited to her. With all t favorable to the wit and intellect of no one daring HER LACK OF } MENTAL ivTS AS REV LED RY HERSELF. G, #8 Publishing Company, 63 to 62 PARK the Post-Office at New York am Second-Class Mall M. Fourth—\ wor n was most amiable. estimable lady ever said anything witty or wise. On the other hand, we have indisputable a eocnl order; a fountain of soclal preferments, ' With the three first meanings we need not y have no especial signiticance in fact, though a great igniticanee has heen attached to them by snobbish The fourth— ictoria, a woman—is She married ‘Albert Wettin and y him had nine children, She was born poor, a pensioner. By strict economy she managed to accumulate a considerable fortune, a good round stn, but much smaller, according to Henry Labou- Tn appearance she was insignificant—very short, very fat, with face. Sho had no personality If it had not been While she had a quick » her natural kindliness usually made her soon repentant. Ter character was honest, sincere, upright. Her tastes were alto- gether domestic. ters outside of her own family. She took no interest in politics, except where politics af- fected social distinctions. She was conscientious in trying to under- tand the matters that were brought before her asa matter of form. Rut there is no reason to believe that sho had opinions upon large matters, except the opinions of those whom she happened to like. She cared nothing for mat- ‘Qvoman’s intuition.” As is customary in the case of every person of exalted station, many myths have accumulate: about her intellect. men have paid glowing tribute—in public and for the publie—to British states- me 1901. ORACE THE HOG. By FERDINAND G. LONG. 2 REELELRE LFABAAAAE CRPRERDDIREDERPELEROLERERE AADNESEPRERLAAASS PRRSDEARODDD SOROS &. If you see a new specimen of the Human Porker write to » The Evening: World about it, EEEADS EEOERESEOALOL OSES OSEOEEESES ESSERE SSI ASEEASSEEE EYOvYYITyYSTYTTyyvyyyy SFSSITSISISSSITISS SSSSISITISIITISIF He gets his money's worth when he goes to the theatre, and doesn't care whose enjoyment he spoils. FIIVIDIITISISISES SSSIETSVISGSS HOF COMMON PHRASES. + + Pf + ¢ * « <*« PIDIDISIVISIV OSV VOVIFYSEDUITEGOTT WORSE THAN SEEING THEM. to her clear views of political services to the cause of peace away from little formal talks with her about the weather and the journey and have declared them- of intellect permeating her con- versation and emanating from her personality. found a single clever remark. a single repeatable observation, a single wise thought, coming from he eagerness to concoet fictions royalty, there has been found enough to pretend that this Se. . Adelbert? toy snakes Sufferer—No, that never stop wriggling. “A touching scene." as tury bark of life, tf m GAL WU permit the touch remot down to work, Ilasy'from the oracle Rrugy! Club called Th Bex"! to the arms « le at wl Dolla of the small boy xeRho sertous question Hint With'Wolls and de Anat why sho a man do some “ot dresamaking thins bohita t © besides smoak #40(E4) discurwed, ars ' rd . and|Wpelded by the ex } i {he aot. Maving earned t the generation. | ft sumily help ‘And I hasten with foyful nen ho habits istey and an edict which sho tting mavdelhs i} JEARE Ww of every ma. remember last Fourth had an every-day ex fun and a battere sotal. And every woman # re ; friend or relative in s duced to poker ar, smoking i or the not xiatence must with delight. Give us wom WHI aettlio that confro n time er most | ber of charming f ae ‘ ‘ Washington and cor re ) An executive ty ? the Ame: for the good, bad or inuifferent, the earth. The mothers of fants were given : “Alvidually Vet the most ©) (gullty parent were buried ath ; BEN y MARRIED AS THE “ Willam Wombwe! ‘Catharine Heley, drast fhear Doncaster, Eng: ~ -thereupon becasne, i custom, husband and wife WRITE Al 17. An inte: ting ir To the Hditor of Tue Evening Wo: ri A’ certain Eastern pot . promised «wo sp s prisoner on condition that th ‘ ‘ of areata EA devise come means of we 3 Bie Bch. orita elephant tr faary “Were no scales In those could sai Tegister over 10 ; Nicprinoner pondered « biAast nit on an fdea pepnant. Ho tried tt tl a «linple proble Let me add that Kil the clepnant and cur i: the pieces. (PARTHUR PAYNE BELSTONE, |2! etime of 5 the divorce co r Friends, {young cour of The Evening World: {double ceremony per: u ow] the unseasonat Mog avery gord eulary, Dut|the birth certifcates aud w lot of lthia Winter. ure RAY BROADCLOTH, INTERESTING kETTER | Why tan't tt far better hoy to be gentle, tender th the puppets which we toys than to bring draw sworts and the fushton of a HURHARD AYER u A tucked lace. has ny ray must go 1 formalities » notion | same plan. MARITANA, plained, i to He bE Ss Wort: uling oF sleep- tow ty it $f you don't will appear to be rection you left? ing you wake up treet seem to be T. 8. ing Worlt bly weather we have had Now Ict me say some: meagre—that is, “roval’’—edueation. royal persons compels them to remain in ignorance, hides the truth from them, and, unless they have. e duces them to the verge of imber gifts, the result of royal environment in her an intellect on the throne, she met the public need of honentity. tal dulness—was the death of her husband thirty-nine vears ago. Had he survived into the period when democracy began to take hold her. ridienlous id himself extremely unpopular, and was in a fair way to beeome in- tolerable; and his wife was completely under his domination. ath removed a menace to the continuance of monarchy in Eng- jland.s it jdomestie concerns; and this seclusion gave faney and sentimental jsnobl ; | ness pr ny of men ad wome given to them to see th 4; that it was not royalty that shed lustre upon her virtues, but her yir- tues that shed lustre upon royalty. TO THE PEOPLE A thing about {t. Usually in Winter we {heavy the Season, | co xbout In agony with frozen ears, red| hardly had a cold da, noses, hands Jammed tn pockets, shiv-|in comfort. t of kicks about fering all through snow, our shoes talled with it, our fect wringing wet or tncased in| for the poor who cannot afford fuel and | three red-headad ones were of the quick- evidence of her mental qualities in her own handwriting. She wrote and, yielding to the flatteries of her entourage, published two books containing extracts from her diaries, It would be difficult to tind in all the mass of pub- lications the equal of these two books for naive ignorance, for lack of ability to think, for simple, stupid mental vapidity. They reveal a pious, virtuous, good-humored person of. s nt intelligence and As Parton has well said, the environment whieh is foreed upon traordinary natural gifts, re-| eility. As Victoria had ne natural) se was pitiable, But her private weakness was her public strength. Exeept in the unfortunate instances of the two publications noted above, her! defect was carefully and successfully concealed: trem. the general public, only too willing toy ttribute all manner of exaltations to “ex- And her tin period when En lomestic virtues were idealized. Ina and did not need and would not tolerate In a period when examples of domestic virtue were valuable in high places she supplied a serene and beautiful example of domestic virty Perhaps her greatest stroke of good fortune—next to her men- 1 England he might, probably would, have caused trouble for Ile was a n man, sens to his abilities as a statesman. He soon made His © his widow an use for devoting herself wholly to her ry an opportunity to build her up into » “figure. sumoup: Viet “means a good woman whose domesticity and dull served her from injuring herself, “Let us honor her as we honor ever inember of that noble com- who are striving to do the right as it is right. But let us be careful to remember DIT This year we have we walk about Tho weather is usually as rubbers. tive about his position and full of | HENRY WARD BEECHER * *%,'#e fist snow of theo GOOD RY years ago a stranger] away m thes mesting, and when is ther oe - from the West went over t he wrote a story of what th: [there words, 1yn. of the Winter brought tof vil marcy : : sa 8 tr bute fime te preach It was — prayer-meeting It wax a short story, bu , ace, j Beecher's church, and the W and A long while after Heeche: | sill do that, if you had heard that Beecher alwaya talked itn and learning the name of the) lyn te dle ina conversational manner at’ such | #Uthor, the blg Hrooklyn preacher w | but Beecker died tirst Pou Be meetings. — 1 ti COCOCHSCOCCE The Wemern man CCOOCOOCTOSOC! 20000000 Beecher. his way to the pv 8 8 meeting t was « fall of snow It N B Wan the first snow of the Winter OMETHING OUT A)OAP. 8 Heecher cime in with some of the snow 0 coat and Jong hair. | When hi ites of th ‘onsumpiton Cons Ep to talk he talked of only } saa oh Ife told ow: the first fall of tue of 6 bast penta tways made him as If he ull petite And then he talked eful Cactor ow mient to many of ef he children of the poor. ded, and that a ‘amiliar to xome of F 1 bye emuans ehoull be a countries y \ snowstorm to children was a glimpse cher, went at hereafter, xald Mr, Be Ww of the grea ‘The stranger from ft was unknown to Tf : Sy by Nausiean any mention of that now Indis- SAVING HIM. pengatdle toilet renuistte however, who dled A.D. 7, given an account of the ure of soup wale says, wan used by the ladies o€G fying the hal end making it reremble the fulr tresses nat (twas used in the jatter period of the Roman Emy e iscovery at Pompei Dus been prayed hy t > th te of pert t preservation. tor misleading, as t hown to be or alkali, In the ori, land the soap trade did not exist till dete Was supplled with white soap from foretgn countries, though gray were produced at Bristol and sold respectively at a penny nny per pound. Th and a halfp It was Lieblg who remarked that the ntity of soap consumed by a nation would be no Inaccurate measure whereby to estimate {ts wealth And civilization. The rich In the Middle Ages, who concealed a want of cleanness in thelr clothes and persons under a profusion of costly scents and essences, were more luxurious than we are in cating and drinking, in apparel and Horses, But how great ts the difference between thelr days ind our own, where cleanliness 1s equivalent to comfort, health and re- flnement. Pitlable Middle Ages, when art flourished but the beauty of cleanliness was {gnored! “A thousand years without a bath!" erled Michelet {n one his historienl works. Who can wonder that plagues and pestilences ravaged poor h irand neur”' of the court of skel with a naive antonishment: “Why should one nga when one does not wash one's fect? | Father—There, now, will yer stunt yer | srowth smokin’ cigarettes? WIbkb BE PRI Let us sto He of to have sense gonsoon, bragh, hosen and spelr. ek et b complaining ; est temper. ss h sania pealanics en tees {enough not to ask ‘such a fool question, out to hold ctymologiate. fora. walle, for this blessed relief, OPTIMIST. | It 1s a millon to one shot that the four | = who were not red-headed were contin-; More Reasons for C ings & Ship No Time for Exerviae, “she.” ually pestering the others with such poor wit nx “You red-headed sinner, go home| To The Kajtor of The Evening World: to your dinner,” “Where Ia the wiilte] A reader asks: “Why Isa ahip called horae? and other equally inane and] ‘she7" 1 think the term “she has well-known cutting remarks, Iam red-! been applied to a boat because of its headed. Born that way, nnd expect to} zracefulness and beauty, A boat aleo dle in the same condition, so I know| resembles a woman when a storm Ls ercot I speak. SORRELTOP, | raging, in the manner of having {te y y for Readces to | sails aii furled, and on a clenr day they Resheaae Serres are Mowing In all their splendor. The CL lady on a stormy day may be seen going To the Raltor of The Evening World: through the atreet with her skirts ail Seelng the subject of unusual words! tucked around her, and tf tt ts falr, It let me set your readers to the job of | 18 just vico veranss Perhaps epmebod. ltelting the meaning of the following, y whl bring up the suggestion that there yome of which aro in dialect and some To The Hdltor of The Hventng World: Every person knows the advantage of a short walk before meats, and of eat- ing alowly. Thousands of clerku, stock boys and typewriters in New York are denied this, This {¥ the reason why we ree #0 many hoilow-cheeked, pale-faced | employees tn our business houses. H Let the public Jend its ald In securing an hopr for dinner for the working peo- ple of New York, HALF-HOUR BUFFERER. Defends Red-Haired Peo; ‘To the Editor of The Evening World; Ernest V. asks why red-headed peop: over and miserable; wading | glorious as in October. No snow, no wet feet, no chilblains, no awful misery 1s nothing more ugly ‘than the modern battleshin. and are s0 quick-tempered, and\then goes onjobdsolete oF obsolescent; Haggis, ban- | mes. This may be true, bu to state that of a family of seven the|nock, hackle, shoon, hewgag, husky. (used os a noun), havers, mutch, fash, also nothing user than @ quarrel pugnacious porn. 4 ay ; t j