The evening world. Newspaper, January 16, 1901, Page 10

, FERDINAND G. nietelatetatert- When the trr Jobs for all th i “ CAN'T understand,” maw red af- ? J she got thru teaching Litt! bert the Golden text for next Sun- day, “why the papers haft ¢o print s) ymash adout some peeplo when they get W'married. Look at the Vanderbitts, = When one of them Gets married you would think ! was neerly as grate as =e presadenehul election or a prize fit ‘My Goodntes it's funny tf a Vander-) Dit hasn't a rite to Get marrted Just] the samo as ennyuddy else without | having all the Ie that he brot | Down ‘on his pri you swooping round to find out If they can't see the | price’ marks On the selud silver sets} ‘that: come from the Grooms unkles and} Menling In ilke th at nite to take | fF wrap shots of the ten million dotler Check the Bride's father put out | LoWhere none of them could help but see! At when the privut Detectives: show Them thru. It seems to me that’s ¢ ing too Much privilidge with a pur- fon's personal affairs, The ritch Hav wome rites ds well as the rest of un, and I say its rong tor the papers to cross the Bacrud thresh Hold and - made the Modest yung cupple blush for shaim by Telling how much oider She Vs than he will be his next Burtnday | ~ and Giving a picture of the seen at y the alte? vo that it Hardly does enny "Good for them not to invite Every Uibuday: enny more Becoz the ones that Got snubbed Have a chance to Find out , All about It just the Same as ff they Would be Among the onnerd guests.” {NVell," paw says, “mebby the papers GEORGE'S PA PA TELLS MA eo insatlantlr e pretty mern telephone is work \ids at the botte ad OCOCaCE | S. E. KISER. Don't treat the Vanderdilta Just rite In some Rospeckts, but Are they ennything in Enny of tho papera about the Wed- ding that you haven't red?" “No,"" maw told him, “or tf they aro T couldn't find “I guess that's the reason the papers pay enny a Tenshen to {t, That's where wimmen do rong. Look at the men. They never cumpiatn becoz the paper much In-about the fite between Spike Carey and Kid Muldoon, and then hur- ry around the Corner and Buy anu! one Becoz tt mite have some moi Ha, But the wimmen always put uy LONG. ing there'll be am of the sea. os to eee If they are enny more peeple that Got Interviewed about tt." “Well, enny way,” maw Told him, “I can't seo why the Duke that Queen Will Helimeana wants to Got mare! to Goes and makes such @ Fuss. I should think he'd be Glad to marry a queen.” “1 apose he wounl be {f hee wasn't a Duke," paw sed, “but you Can't hardly blame him for not wanting to Be a Come-on when they are so little In It. Just Think, Here they refewes to Give him the rite to stay tn the room When the prime minister comes to whis- per stage secrets to the Queen, and you never Can tell in These days when young men are Coming to the frunt so fast how soon they mite Have a prime minister that wasn't within two or ‘Three Laps of being a Grandfawther. So ae t blame the Duke much, Loafin round the throne's a nice, easy Job, spoxe, and they are plentey of boys who are trying to make Sumthing of thelr- selves that would be Glad to Get tt, but it's different with the Duke. Of corsa thoy offer him $30,000 a year more Than tha presadunt of the United States gets if he'll alne, but etlil you haft to Always remember one Thing.” “What's that?" maw ast. “With his Title he's worth « half a milion dollars A year to nearly enny American sirl'a fawther that was Born free and Eakwul and can afford to Leave @ prouder hurritage to his Dissendents. And the Duke probably knows ft, t No wonder Holland can't blag him wit Moller about the « T h and then send Out for the 1 Absent-Minded Lovers. Deer otra. Arer: I have been keeping company with a young man for almost a year, but have not seen him for four months and do not know his address and he d Know mine, as we have both move; * since our last meeting, Can you think} | Of any way 1 could locate him and what, apology can 1 make? {did not keep my last two appointments with him am nure T don't see ] nd how youns { people can be upon such each not know where the low help Yam sorry 1am not a mit ! A Nappy Home on #10 « Week. Dear Mra. Ayer: 1am a young man, twent ‘of age, and xm keeping com handsome young laty, whom I Jove a fy, and whe loves me in return, 1a “fearning at present $10 per week, young man with no bad habits. abink it would Wise for me to marry ‘dn gohort while? | want a happy which I know [| can secure by marryii amy lady love. A F all depends upon the girl. If st economical and capable and knows al about, housekeeping, cooking, “pMaking the most out of very Mtte N= money, and you are sincerely attached | to each other, you inight be happy on #0 small an income. Men and women © ilved on $19 a but tf the his HARRIET HUBBARD AYE * HARRIET HULBARD AYER. mostly rough Bro Dear Mee het him very ment did ne him with (ce me, when I mu to meet arr “had Noe experience in housek ne and knows nothing about cooking and do- "ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS her Uttta old eighty Thousand dollars worth of IMue chips! RGIE, in Chicago Times-Herald, ag Cad OF PERPLEXED LOVERS. IT should consider the matter closed, Aman w togirl once ts pretty sure to de dt the second time if ortunity: Sure He WHHL He Hefused, Sug maT of nin the drug bustnesa, thee years rod iice will! A young fri Tome tea young lady Eateen years: first wal am w K tuse the hat od proverb. INDY RECIPES rhcbleisicicisieieieiclebicistei-intee-bieeteiee | QUT VANDERBILT Pa AND ROYAL MARRIAGES. |!" a/c) WwW DNESDAY. (EVENING, JAN JANUARY 16,| ° NO. 14,393, VOL. 4. Published by the Press Publishing Company, £3 to Entered at the Post-OMice at New York an Se HOW SHALL WE INCREASE THE STANDARD OF SELF-RESPECT ?| P. S.—«enthusis this column that LACK OF is at the bottom of the must of our evils and ynd-Class Mall Matter, A correspondent—A, suggestion made RESPECT VT TUE ROOT Or THE TROUNLE. the individual standard of self-respect. But he goes on to pi those who do not show proper self-respect and drastic legislation against them. If Mr. S. will think it over we feel sure that he will see that his proposed remedies would only add to existing evils an enormous increase in one of the greatest of them—Phi We are cursed with the spirit of minding other people's busi- ness to the neglect of our own. sing judgments to our own individual spose ostracism of Instead of confining our passion neighbors, as to whom our knowledge is nece We do not need fulness. arily most imperfee nore condemnation. We need more help- We do net need more public pillories. We need more zens who are planning how to abolish pillories, Making men good by unanimous resajution or by lezislation as useless as it is ¢: We must educate publie sentiment. And that means that we jquiust educate the individuals who compose the public. le srerueerereniers . The uses of education are two: War EDL ‘TION MEANS AS UPLIFTING VORCE. To teach you your rights and duties. (To teavh you how to maintain your rights and discharge your duties. You eannot expect to have your rights ntain respected if you do not know what they are and how to 1 Y what his duty is. Until very recently all the schemes for human betterment were based upon the idea that the unit of force was the state, the ou cannot expect any man to do his duty if he does not know that the way of progress is the way of raising } + a ' ases, about which we | are or ought to be competent to judge, we hold court upon our; 1901. UPID NEEDS A REST. collective mass of men. ‘That is the reason for the vogue of sovial- ism. It comes tous from Europe, where, in theory at least, the unit of force is the state. This Republic was established in contradiction of that idea. It is an assertion that the true unit of force is the individual; that the way to raise the standard of the state, the collected society, is to raise the standard of the individual. This looks like a tedious task. So our “get-good-quick” stu- dents and reformers have brought over from Europe the antiquated delusions of wrong-end- foremost betterment. The sooner this mistake is abandoned the | quicker will be our betterment. | Just as soon as we have a people the majority of whom reason) logically, think clearly, see their rights and intelligently strive to maintain them, see their duties and honestly strive to do them, just go soon will we see the last of the colossal crimes, blunders, follies and stupidities now committed in the name of civilization, And not a minute sooner. * + + An illustration of this scheming for “wholesale betterment” is found ina letter to The World. The writer demands the abolition of the tenements and calls upon the city or State to help the people fern ee ee enened WRONG-END- FOREMOST SCHEMES FOR DETTERMENT. [eo en enenenaanenenan * * * * to buy suburban and country homes. This sounds well. It conjures a pleasing picture of artistic cottages, each with green about it; of shady streets, of quiet and But— There are some people who don't want to liv fresh air, and rosy, healthy children. in the suburbs, who prefer the crowded tenements, the thronged streets, the es 0 ment and hubbub of city: life. And these | erenenerenenene-tnene-no-3! “some people” include the most of the tene- REASON ment population ! What are we te y jeers at theory? Would this well-meaning reformer com- jpel people to migrate? And if so, what people would he compel ? | Tris so casy to devise a remedy for a social condition if only the deviser will begin by abolishing Inman nature and making human do when faet thus de- | visive composed of individuals who are eager to try any and every HE Was, MIS REASON, Miboet Eodtda’: expect to see} * said While Wishington, “I never ring. Somebody youl me you | 6x} * at the potnt of death tnat | pent hy not el ow woman who clever, | proposed to one and xhe regarded me as suftictently intelligen: one forbearing to make a saltable husba w then, |! shouldn't reward her ns cleve kn ov me in} 4 Nim it h adn’ | a WRITE AN Who Polson our ie Falter of The Evening Worl!: nitis ¢rue, as the governm et H. W. Wiley asserts, that freely and dangerously adulter fe should be a few vigilance Organized to string up fora. It is bad enough to po! Pperson for spite. but to poison i jolesale for the wake of a few In each cane, 16 outragenusiy Hsti and the punishment of the guilt Se yehauld te awitt and exemplary GEORSE AARONS. jek? and. “eilytuster.’ pot The Evening World nder newspaper “Bel “hopping game, and the Oeheart ride down hill Jersey) 68 Tiwana boy and nepitey, were called | ! Hing to pe no con Jasued doy tng tn wht holud—or go ask toh } other Maw ols violated, and ther the cltizens munt try to peaked th “offender, fnvtead of the State. dk is an In “Spunson, Brooklyn. To the waltor of There are t York cannot p: d je mualtad He 4 when the cjty of New e uccommo. fons for all the children who wish to Whaz In the use of disposing 0! of this awfal kind 1 ou nd day schools, while vast churches remain empty, Unused during the week, Osea the doors ef the churches sx days in the week for the education of att A PATERSON MILL GI new word, gentleman had a “gimp,” pluined that it meant a lame leg. A Good Joke on Justice. . Pennsylvantan told me hi Mor of The Evening Wer a ¢ uM y Justics has been commended|!2¥ had “a eeting Jaw.” 1. think It for the rapidity wi:h which a Jury: waa] Wa" an ulcerated tooth cr pol In Ja hie never made If wien te me, reourcd e Bosschtete eand t courcd in the Bossehteter case and the | oh way w "becling Jaw." trial begun, but [ notice one bg over- aK gh: on the art of the blind gotde: JOUN HENRY, (pardon the bi The salcon in which| Teo Many Pennies inthe Pate, ante Bosschleter ‘wae drugged to) To the Falior of The Evening World: y, and where hundreds of others! Rev, 8, Travena Jackson, pastor of wnay have teen served In the sam: fead-| Simpson M, El Church, tas: night Ish way; 1 ati! open and doing business, | svoldet’! ha epraptitey for putting ha back’ room being av popular ay ever. -pennies*on' the plate, He sais thi THE PLEASURE OF DECE!TFULNESS. C. K The dazzle and excitement of the been too much for ILVERT. multi-million Vanderbilt-F: bh wvedding has ty little god. poininteteletet ren: the ¢ elnleleletetet Seteteinte BY JANE GORDON. FOURTH ARTICLE. We must be taker$) OT only ta {t true that one can This world would te Iked for anothe deceittul and stl be a friend, but ear ndeed ff we were alin bunch an We wis’, Mt is truer atl that one cannot ways hitting ont from the shou to be di be a friend without being decetttul, | tt one prolonged scrapping | The more you think this ever the jm | ni in hand with o more you will be Impressed with tt Us Was pecuilarittes: of | deceiving often a truth my statement. You do ne te of thought, of dress | p rm i Not tw} (7 go about making unkind remarks con-|or of per, and Gaia rot back iiting, ut jygt not t cerning rr ofriend’s taste in dr or | centrici hich may not outs vken. Anything fter “tt: her selfishness. You speak of her as! please our friends. Hut we shoutd not) rudences ery thing you would have her speak of you, Bur them if th always pleking | bette tends. to her face you are more or less decelt- ful. And a very good thing, too. If you were not her face would not be among the familtar objects cf your every-lay us to ple Uke them polnts an care to bi We don’ ne to dis- > fect, the avowed, the manly foe rape recam bla blow, cnsely perhaps. t want to be toll of our wea! ah tank eke oh, vaye me, from the candid te! JANE GORDO?D) for one thing and a! EXQUISITE WRAP. A pretty theatre ¢ Un, is Mned with ro ely trimmed about whh lines of sable and heay tac rkirt of the cape Is in Jengihn, strapped and. faste rilfant ornaments, aan ings show knife 7 ——— “MILES LONG the n ho collections for books othes for the childrena and it CERT permit the Board of Eilucation to use | 7? the Editor of The Evening Wor! theér balldings on weck day for achoals, | | MY boy recently, supplied me with a) He told me that a certain and then ex: | mother-in- | Mesisting The Croton aque mi" i else Wersen Methodist. mor jfound in the ¢ json azked the pe fous and sald that | puta penny on { ably mean. Perth Amboy 2 do What they pleare whether mantaip eich nl Broad atrests, wiere ire crowa and dodge each other every minute, This. mak every five’ seconds crossing “one way vr makes asi him far o naturallat thon to th while th they wer m ¢ Compan firrt the third, gunboats one guntost and four tor- Let "Im be. < yates of tle highest type. Don‘t startup a hurly-burly, — | Fightin’ free. xARROW He'll come ‘round perhaps with | oF A waitin’ | {1 wonder, whyaihee call these anart] { pnough plain facts you might bef nents That do jan any statin’, | ining i What's the gaod of Irritatin'? | That's xo, Maybe the man who first Letitinibe, med thi INTERES STING bE TTER 19, THE PEOPkE AND IT Wibb BE PRINTED ON THIS PAGE. ymos' [ieen phat citizens some livel xtreet tev To the Halle but they out of to He y Out, Where gan ho go? The few nelghbor Jest! the ofher, and as this‘is) the’ busiest and! ull know: each other so well they gain lo SPIDERS MAKE BALLOON VOTAGES. The spider ts a born aecronaut and] around the world int last consisted of a strand of we! and, the Inxo gossamer land. yoused in thelr aerial v two and so! y themsely Seater eevesnalE —, == ee throug 13 i] of the atm THEY. US OF INBATIA salled at co —— pyages. HEN the sky starts In a- SPAIN’S PRESENT NAVY. en ilding plan eldewiee.”" t crowded point In Newark, It can be} rew ideas from each other, There te no double tracks should fe sunk below the ‘The Commuter! ‘The comfe papers score thy commuter, matter In fuil. York every Gey Hves a dwarfed, narrow, t0 Ute. He doés.ro: ive. He " & street and Fifth avenue and didn't see extsta, At real of dawn hey south-bound car coming at full speeds tual to the truln, Me works sll iut he ran aczora the irack at the rial day in Ne 1 ctrs Ms ex- haustion on the censions put to sed tl Darwin 0 spider pariteular ie! nd his atrehip, ci—in this care a tiny one-tenth of an ine) 1oin’ great mambere | The threads fmes three feet in te were 9 Il able ty voy that rose fro. Hay, te The fo thought that ut MS SPIDER ON ITS VOYAGE. Thore ts no use complainin’, Don't you x It will keep on perseverin’ Spain is now made up scip, two coast de- vesels, four cruisers of the) ¢ cry at jast it's the for clearin’ Neoft nd und four of) Fo ais the ways are bright an’ with an auxtilary fleet of alxty chectii twenty-seven torpedo: | ¥ ave under conztru nid-claes and one third. suid Let It be When a friend gits sour an’ surly, oY to look at the jem hapye theatre, concert, lecture or opera. H's recreation ts playing cards in a stufty emoking car, ratsing chickens, doing odd Jobs ubout the house or calling on p2opte he secs (very day, He grows nerraw, Trigoted, stuphi. Ils itfe Ix grotesque. EX-COMMUTER. An Unknown Brouklyn Hero. ening World: sh io expreas my thanks throug! your paper to the young man who saved ‘| My life about 3 o'clock Thuraday morne . tng. 1 ergvaing Thirty and vehleles have jy dodging to do. One of the ‘el. 8. 7. HENRY, ‘Newark, N. J. jor of The Avening Wi do not go to the truth of the The man who liv wn and goes to und from ong traln-rice hemes Ured and wore ® a penne. Posen reaches homg lat. ven ihe ten't- too t: a ie 'n,. 1a