The evening world. Newspaper, January 14, 1901, Page 10

ILD ANIMALS I HAVE KNOWN. With Apologice to Ernest By J. CAMPI oat SSIES No. This remarkable animal {s nowhere to be found in gre migratory in its hablts—travelling vals to allow a train to pass. Its mackerel and a “property chicken.” for the most part quite docile and b repine {f its trousers are a Iittle fr: 2 6400044 dbo iy FRIEND of yours, who ta old and stout and grizzly, aske your opinion toa er varies hief diet consis but it has a wonderful faculty for subsisting w "While coat, a cane, a Montana diamond, a pawn ticket and cles it {s quite content to wear a laced shoe on one foot and a buttoned one on the other, and does not ayed a CORY. Barnstormibus Matinecus Idoltum. A greater ur fess extent, Indigenous to all countries and climates, but ind abuidianee than upon upper Broadway, New York, It ist t distances ly rall with tireless energ: female h nes living are 8 of Imaginary hout food, the Idolium Its costume g: a cigarette, 8 nerally consists c harmle & poss d bag at the knees, _ THE PLEASURE OF DECEITFULNESS. hy a hat; tf tt tan't well, amt also | ridi You tel! her tt te very odd, | for e of the hat sho wears. I: ts You let her inter that) stron, impossible hat of purple hur, amot; Prove of the hat, when all the| t in roser, and on the front of 2 you long t pant throw ttle perched a ribbon bow of bilinus green, | in tn if you were! ‘These colors are engaged in a violent) not « Quarrel among themsely and your Tri It might] your teeth are fairly set on edge an you look | pass m r pretty gir) | Maul at them. f she could afford to take desperate | jag Bhe asta you if you ever saw #o| chinces; bur your gray hair it 4 ‘Trusty, dusky, vivid, true, With Ayes of gold and brambie JOHN BROWN'S FINALE. RURAL correspondent, a farmer, tn the visinity of Round Top, Pr. | writes that five tombstones can be oven in a certain cemetery with In- scriptions as follows: First. ‘Mary, the first wife of John Brown; second, “Mary, the second wife of John Brown;" third, ‘Vane, the third wife of John Brown;" fourth, "Clara, the fourth wife of John, Brown:" Atth, “John Brown, At In amewer to the question, “Why ts a} ehip or train spoken of as ‘ahe?’" 1 would eugwest that ft 1s because it takes (@ man to manage them. Tho only in- py; wcance I know of where « train is called py) the” ts when it 1p @ mat! (inaic) the Editor of The Evening World fis cXour article In Weancaday's Mvening| too imake us out to be. There ar trusts for that. ‘The boss: of the od ‘Btates ts msyoritz rule. Vie ma- atyrannical. A groat many of the lare'too young to know how to vote THe are irresponsibter 8 coKirnment be botter st even Loa COLLARS THAT ara the exact styles and makes of etn from taffeta, sof Diack panne velvet. strappe a A tor H fe ts plain, with a + at one of « the base. ed with a wide scarf of w Seton-Thompsacen Were perfec nd of time, FIT THE NECK. 29946 2449 O4S3.9:05. 2.006 y, and only pausing at Inte: urts, free lunch and “dope; for months upon one salt y domesticated, it 1s ofa fur collar, a fur-trimmed essed of these essential artl- BY JANE GORDON. SECOND ARTICLE. Jou, are too old and too big. uch headgear. If tt had taken ten 4 milliners instead of one to import hat 1 wouldn't wear it to shoot tn." what you would say If you y honest. You would hurt frlend and have done no good. She { think you envious and catty, Tsien would keep rigat on blossom: millinery to. the JANE GORDON New York can make more effective its vast ener, Published by the Presa Publis: Entered at the Post-om- 'AN INTERESTING, USEFUL IDE FOR IMPROVING NEW YORK. | A NO, 14,391. RK ROW, New York. jars Mall Matter, Among the answers to the request for suggestions as to how Miller: A big and thor Ne schools 8 for progress and helpfulness there was this from E, ughly equipped trade or manual- training school, supplementing the work of the pub- ind of the Cooper Union. Such an institution would enable poor boys to help themselves—the best kind of philanthropy, hest kind of philanthropy. Not only is the benefaction that er assidnity. the mone: it to some We waste too much sympathy uy ng we rob worth. but also it is the only kind. npetents is to press down competent men and women. To age idleness and slothfulness is to discourage industry and bles self-helpfulness “the To bolster n iiman worthlessness, By Every time you have an impulse to give to a street beggar, keep helpfulness. Mr. Miller’s suggestion is most helpful. not a single pair of unedueated hands can be found in it. S-e--e-eene-e- eee) For i ", put it ina box, and when you have a dollar or two send ne of the institutions that are trving to inerease self- own protection the community ought to see to it that Every man, every woman, ought to know how to do some kind of usefu to be learn ual labor. RY PAIR OF POATED ne some ise? physical ex ance to take it in the form of useful labor. courage this common-sense course?) ‘Then set the example. Help te 1 work. Do the children, the grown people, ivery child ought le, some form of man- need Then let them have the Do you wish to en start the “fad” of useful labor as a fashionable amusement: And by all means let us have the great manual-training school not a school “for improving the conditien of the poor,” but for improving the skill of human hands, whether their possessors be rich or poor. Bishop Potter's suggestion in rebuke of the spirit of caste ment. labor. should be engrafted upon t . sus upon every other plan for better- There has grown up in this country what may be called an Why? Pro nti-manual-labor caste —a_ spirit of looking down upon manual] per tor a party of atx or elght genile- ly because so many of our rich people are s narrow minded through imperfect education, and, having sprung Oe ES the fancy stock collar. Their-only twith gold bratd and buttons, with band of velvet at top and a plain 3 very becoming, made o* folded white satin, shaped hich in the with gold thread republic, for what ma will not make som than ho lives? You {to vote at nil vote better at shall we do for our brothers ters Impris= oned by tgnorance an! qi. Why, do our best to Mberate chen A great] bi inany of them any bor t h and | rave the Government ought to tke sold of| sh DEMOCRITUS, Pate 1 | tou a for Balldinge Mnapes len? | Attor of The Rventne Wor! ace othent Dewstdes Che ory Jawa that are on the statute boo! it to be broken, or rather thot extet s+ 1) ct) those who administer them may 14 Heensex tor thelr violation. 1 rei the pulldins AHO ET WED eae | most of the inspectors ty permit violo-| tons of there laws tomgo unreported and | unrepaired. ave had no experience of | Ht this kind nit, but Zilve Garkesb/parts of Brooklyn, where frame % ae houres grow up in a night. and tn thi usto how they didn't have to r the other thing required © they had ttppet the ting ‘or, A $10 note often an expenditure of $100, so why not “protection in this Att rish and the jazy Inspectors grow P. G. T. w Breakers. ning World: to know what Is tere Are some ve Kalitor of The Ky yhoo HB wa longest word In the English lan- Ke. How are following: "Dis- dstantiationist?” S$, Woodside, L. 1 tor of The Kvening Worldt ‘Here js sonething uncannyrabout the oe eneneeenenenen eres defy fortune. or woman. abolishi rapidly creating a civilizatic and where the brain is the only sonree of capital. a reproach fo! if he found a soft place th make room for anydgdy | see standing, | and the result is that I get smothered 2 up by the beneficiary of. my rs on Dinpeattions. (ahe usually sita on top of ai me, 0 that I cannot read my paper or give my lungs breathing mia, This from the ranks of manual Inborera, now adopt] with er the pitiful little snobberies of European aris- To po SOMETHING USEFULS tocracies, Tn reality the knowledge of some trade— housework or hoeing, sewing or silver-plating, ny kind of skilled labor—is at the very basis of independence. ‘The man or the woman with hands trained to some useful eecupation ean The worst tempest can at the worst only strike him or her down to a firm foundation from which he or she cannot be moved. Also, knowledge of a trade puts a man or woman into sympa- Tt makes him or her truly thetic touch with the whole human race. a part of the mighty social organism that is building for the emangi- pation of mankind from ignorance. Tn this day there is nowhere a place for the uneducated man where patient of slothfulness and And a vital part of education The world needs trained workers only. everything between the mind and the machine. 1 incapacity. Tt is an educated body. must be trained to see accurately. The car must be trained to hi is rapidly Tt is machine supersedes pure It is in- The eve {y correetly. The hands must be trained to work skilfully. HVERY MAN AND BEVERY N OvGWT sow A public and private the academies and colleges. York a great training school that will make it| r any one to havo useless hands. More manual training in’ the schools, | More manual training in | And in New AN EXCEPTION. man can win now: 1 tell you, any ays tf he has ner’ . LE don't know about that Cousin Jack, He nad inh to try to borrow $10 from the father, to pay the minisier, ard The folly, the old) man got inad atl | Me. De Style—O! 1 in’t let him have her.” ttention to 1t my dear. eS ehh = Mrs. De Style—I. wou! NATURALLY, | was a young man who sald that) would work Hke a vinegar vat "Tras ls friends said, to his face, would find tt gaht under his hat people's names have on ters, For instance, vy quick tempered, ‘Clara’ “Raie™ ts ul . tempered and inclined to achitty | ‘The Moat Polite \ation. soonition. "Mary" 19 as 8 ale Al ry ing Kattor of The Evening Worid exome, — good-tempered — creature.! 1¢ my opinion Were i: be taken as +) fe “Jane There are many) one to decide the “International Ques- such cases and it would be inter= | tion” cases reldom fall. MARTHA BEHAN S Vietim of Mis Own Kindness, + Utter of The Evening World: noticed (hat the people who are ate of others in street cars get | 7, tofit. | always scrooge up and | jan jt My break ct, He cr smothers | sot my name spel Husband's Bad the ba:tor of, The Evening Worla; THE REAL TROUDLE, idea! ‘oul dn ————— sor PLUMP ~Miss Sorawney {stam beginning to think \ cracked up to be. printed in. The husband and 1 nim! of. NO! hates ta Ko to the opers Jeas—Yes, but what she she can't “bare to go to * rot what it ts) mouth, CHARLEY OX. Amer LL HUNG ‘able Manners, ny he cata in his shirt sleeves, also diaregards the use of the table nap- kin'aind wipes ‘his fingers and mouth’ on the vorner of the table ckith, Mrs, De Styta Qooking from her paper) Told that reporter not to Look [mention my name tn connectton actve | Blugores’ reception, and yet I'l Just go down to tha fice to-morrow and see about thi alth the * done 1 they've ton, she just means in that opera, thetr altruistic business In sicret cars is, [, uses his knife to convey food to his;@ein the point for which we went ening World {f readers would write them up.j of Jan, 9, regamding the different races «thelr kindness to women, CHANG, on well to. gether, but he hax certain ways [can't When there {x no com: He without polite than an afte the By T. E. POWERS. Nianeions When you walk the baby these chilly nights keep up hot around the collar, 2 'LJOW TO KEEP THE FEET WARM. x a hot pace, but don’t get oa6 A BIRTHDAY SUPPE Kindly tell me how to prepare an inexpensive home birthday lunch or sup- ‘0 Iquors. . B.A. oyster ple and a celery salad with mayonnalse drem#ing, hot cof- fee, strong, and plenty of tt, served. mand cut sugar; bread and butter, ollves, salted almonds, with a hirthday cake and floating island or a charlotte russe, would make an appetiz- ing and delictous feast and would not be expens Ty ali means have the birthday cake with ilehted candles and if you with to add to the merriment of the occa- slon you can have surprises in the cake. A prize in the shape of some little article In silver, w pencil or watch arm, a allver coin, to be used as a lucky plece, and any Ittle object to which you can attach supposed attri- Dives, If there are bachelors present you could put. button in the cake and the man who got It would be doomed to celibacy inen. reat favorite with gentlemen—also one for celery ealad. If you wish a cold supper nothing is nicer than cold tur- key or chicken—with a salad, mmm Sead a quart of oysters In thelrown Oyster Ple. Mquor; when it bolts A toy watch never would suggest that | yee skim out the oy the reciplent needed a reminder when) $$ ters and set aside in a warm piace, To the liquor add a pint of hot water: season well with walt and pepper, a generous plece of butter: thicken with flour and cold milk. Have ready a nice ight biscutt dough, rolled twiee as thick as ple crust; cut Into he mturts out nie Absurd Ittle trifles, each with @ personal application, could be used as favors—one at each guest's place. I give you a recipe for an oyster pie which is not diMcult to make, and a FOR GENTLEMEN. os BY HARRIET HUBBARD AY o a * , inca squares, drop them into the ? Ying stew, cover closely and cook fo! minutes, When taken up stir the oysters the Juice and serve all together im dish, ae Cute \ Celery Salad } into bite half with inch thick. For +i} Mayonnaise, $ mayonnaise — tal‘ AF two ees, one pit of the bent salad oll (never use inferto| of}, one tablespoonful vinegar, halt 4 lemon, saltspoonful of It, batt ¢ itspeonful each of mustard and whttd | the whites and use only th yolks of the ezzs. To the two yolks add Julco of a lemon, the salt, peppe: and mustant, Mix with three or fous; re of a fork, Begin putting in thy a few drops at a time, stirring stead diy, increasing the quantity aa the dress, tng thickens. When about two-third: of the off has been used the vinega whould be added, Iittle by ttle, angl after that the remaindor of the oll. Th stirring of the fork should be steady. Should the egg and oll curdle and separate or refuse to thicken do not waste time In an attempt to atir.them into a success. Take nother egg and When this dressing thick. begin agal en, an it wil unless there is something ally wrong with the egg. oll or orker, add the curdied care- fully, little at q tme, stirring constant- ly. ‘The result"should be satisfactory. HE GOT BACK ALL RIGHT. Wife cangrily)—Seams to me that we have been married so long that I can't even remember when or where we firat met. Husband (quietly)—I can, It was at a dinner party, and there were thirteen at the table. WRITE AN INTERESTING kGTTER TO THE PEOPLE AND IT Wikkb BE PRINTED ON THIS PAGE. to Now, all this takes away myj war. Yet we call It @ victory, we silly lappetie, He meets my remonstrances | braggart If we had captured and [with imperturbable good nature. What] sacked London and harried Engiand’s [on earth can I say or do to cure him? | nea co | He in so nice in every other way. ed Itnelf dead with apoplexy. LUCKLES3 WIFE. HARRISON GREY. Some Amerio Mistery. Plen for Superstitt To the Méitor of Ths Evening Worl! To the Editor of The Kreaing Wore: We Americins pride ourselves on] It'nhe thing these days to Tay “uper- \being twice victors over England in{witcion and laugh nt peopie “av are war, Let us correct that Impresston. | superstitio, but folks that do ¢ True, we won the Revolutionary, War) only show thelr own foolishness, For with all honors. in the War of 1812] superstition dates back prety near as we were licked, There's no getting | far an religion ‘itself, It haw lasted around ‘ft. The British captuted ana] pretty near as strong ever slice, Now sacked Washington. They harried our|n» aenslble man will:call re'lsiou foul- whole sea count’ and collected tribute. | isn. Then why, call supers:ition’ fool- We ‘won a ‘ew. {solated, unimportant |ish until ita been nFoved x07 For. sur sea fights and one or two land engage=| peistiilon hash’; been proved) foolish, t the Eagle would have scream- | @ WOMAN'S THOUGHTS, FECTION 1s one of the most disa. krecable of feminine attributes, A woman who doesn’t sit down on the figor to put on her shoes ts almost ua queer as the man who docs. The clever woman I{s the one who can make a man think she !s obeying him while all the time she !s really “bossing” him. According to a woman “the best way . to punish a girl who goes back on you Is to make a great success in life and marry @ prettier and better gtr! The trouble with a great many men Is that they do not realize that a woman enjoye a surreptitious pat from her hus- band’a hand, under the tablecloth just as much five yeara after marriage as one year before. What a convenient arrangement it would be if each baby that is born into the world could be accompanied by a ticket stating whether It would succeed - blacksmith or a minister, a’ bent ert singer oF a first claas cook. —_-—_-- Good Old Money. At a small village near Namur a dls- covery has been made of 960 pleces of Roman money in a perfect state of preservation, belonging to the third and fourth centuries, and bearing effigies of no fewer than fifteen different Em- perore and Empresses, demned, But “there are more tnings {n earth or heaven than are dreamed of in our philosophy." Disprove be- * fore you laugh. ~ JOHN D, BOYLAN, Who Wrote This Poem? To the Réltor of The Eventng World: Can any reader of The Evening World tell _me the author of ‘2 poem on the death of a little girl, the first verse of walch Is: “Oh, what do you think the angela say? ald the children up in heaven; oThere’e a dear little girl coming home to-day, She's ulmort ready to fly away my the earth we used to live inj Let's go and open the gates of peast, Open them wide for the now little girl, Bald the children up in heaven. : A, W. WEBSEBR. | | He also monte” In! points Oe ‘alight strategic Im: port, When tue walyeones we did) not fads ie ; 7 ny th ee Se =