The evening world. Newspaper, December 25, 1900, Page 4

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Study for the Little Folks. i t An easy puzele for little folks’ sharp eyes Here you may find not only Santa Claus, but his deer x an. sleigh, a Christmas treo, a Christmas turkey, a bad little boy who wa skipped by St, Nick, a opal op little boy and bis good little sister nud some of the toye they recalved. ett beleimtelobet Ilelolelminletolnt=lolateloimblebeleotelotolotalel-ielololetelebteletetol blebteltotelelelolelelleteleieieleelelelelotols M KRIS KRINGLE, aa tere) 6M Llsbelelatelelstedalet | fetelatel stelotelodblobebelobstebtolalelotelol + } elnfeleletstelottebteled i Hb blenioteteteinintotolninintot~ Peieietlelebtelet boleh Here's a novel Banta Reining in bor trusty seeds; Steadily and true they serve hi Wagerly they 0!) her needs aus ly mixed condi (not, I pray? reindeers in th Here's @ dear within SHAD ©, WAVEZ. urvey, More or Less in Khyme, of West Point and the Philippines, grabbing up He We catch ‘em up to tricks ‘id find We drive them from (hetr houses and Axe oF we burn their simple thatch We give full freedom—with a shot. every one we catch, f land worth \ we w PROGRESSIVE HAZING: * W.... going to bem worthy the islands of th ea We seach them how to exercise (0 get & We're dotne thom a kindnews they'll ree And when we burn a we rob! to proper form Iomber all thelr ives ves they cannot govern till) Why, freedom’s for the gentlemen whe We've done with our reform, We learned ‘way back in school daya hold tt with thetr guns ‘And when we've hoxed thom into shape hn Witte a man | The hasing that we're doing turns our ‘and all their heads are « | By te m for cournge on the cays West Point trieks to puns, Peaeevation’s good enough Lo hold the| ent per plan We'll make of Spain's fat province one “few that's left. | We're gt fon the knowledge hat that's nether poor and kan; March of progress heretofore has} we mot so long ago We'll make a howling wildernems of ety on every hand | We're shooting down with rifles men overy village green, phe Anglo-Baxon race will settle who use the Wooden bow. And when the natives all are dead, to y recompenne the bows 4 | the land. zh athe Tabasco Jalce ain't fn st with the “neu wauce” that we mix Aud pour from belching cannon when’ We'll tench some other foreign folk to drink tabasoo sauce. mal 4, OFM BWiNT, mado us free He mindy leleetielololiotinletintl“llololelminivieteleleloinloiolelototolot ¢/A CHEERFUL PROSPECT FROM THE E} work to compel the human animal to behave itself and give up its | tain ita ideal of human brotherhood, *| profitably than a horse or an ox. XT} ing as a blood-hound, (| profitable ought to sound less hollow, more hopeful to us to-day than it ever OG “a PYYTINTTT TT TLT ry NO. iam. Wie sfeltelete!: SANTA CLAVS YouR ra Published by the Pres Publishing Company, & to @ PARK ROW, New York. | Entered at the Post-Oice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. LAST CHRISTMAS OF THE CENTURY. This day is and has been for more than fifteen centuries the conventional day for peace-taik-—-for speeches, sermons, hymns, | | demesomeeeeeen [ravers public and prayers private on the sub- | THE FAMILIAL loot of peace, On this day throughout Chris- | PALAVER ; AROUT PHAGE tendom all pious people who do the proper Pooeeeeweewee! thing at the proper time have been accus- tomed to ery aloud with unetuous voices and upturned eyes: “Let Let the wicked nations cease from trou- Let no evil foreign-devil provoke us, there be no more war. |bling the righteous nations, good and peace-loving people that we are.” Tt sounds, it always has sounded, beautiful inspiring as the church-chimes tinkling over the snow-cled fields, | Tt has heen a sort of ami as melodious and But it hasn’t amounted to very much, able and praiseworthy buncombe, Tf the only hope of ending war lay in this palaver about peace, in these protestations of peaceful intentions, the reign of peace would indeed be remote and the assembling of such conferences as The Hague Peace Congress would be bitter satire, Fortunately, forces stronger than human good-intentions have been and are at passion for the killing of its kind wholesale, and strive really to at- One hundred years ago to-day the palavering about peace and kK But it was, so far its beauties was just as vigorous as it is today, as human eyes could eee, mere babbling, War was the chief industry of civilized himan W ABOUT GOING, beings and seemed to be, if anything, growing | vty jas always been my rule, Its miseries visited every cor-|Me. Borem, “to spend as 1 go. i “Indeed, exclaimed Miss Sharpe, |elancing wlenificantly at the clock, In The pobple longed for peace at times, |'at way I suppose you have saved vonalderable money," EXPOSURE ae Showing Pr WHY PRACK- j in popularity ner of every land, blighting but alse brutaliz IDLE TALK, ee a ing. not because they loved it but because they needed to gather their strength for more war, War was the chief industry because it was the most profitable way in whieh the masters of men could employ the ignorant, brutal The common man was distinetly valuable only as a war Tn time of peace he was a mere drudge, working no more TABOS hound, Tho masters of the packs of war-hounds liked and profited by the sport. ‘The hounds did not profit by it, but they liked it, So there was a prospect of indefinite war, What wrought the change’ Why is the outlook at the end of the nincteenth century in such sharp contrast to the outlook at 1 Why, in spite the end of the last century ee of Yast armaments and much threatening, does peace now seem manifestly ordained to a com plete triumph? Simply because science has found a more AMONG MENT er “ge —_ profitable use for the common man than act: Bhe-Have you an umbrella? Ho-No, l've only a éane-and i's my Hummer cane at that! It has made him more useful in another way to the master ee BASILY REMOVED, "Do the Amertoan girls really affeot men's clothes to any great extent?” Ine aulred the English tourist “Oh! no," repiied the ga "No? 1 thought the "No, Of course, a little complexion powder or rollge may stick to a fellow's mleeve ovcaaignally, but that could hardly be sald to affect the clothes.” NOT OFFICIAL ae : {minds s It has made him for the first time really capable of being of }use to himself in a civilized way. Within the century discovery and invention have made a com: |plete revolution in human relations, tearing away the barriers be- jtween peoples and classes of the same people, compelling men, no matter how fiercely they resist, to a community of interests, And they have resisted and do resist flereely, And every class that is dependent upon existing error for its power and income is fighting to the death, But all in vain, Science, truth, is more powerful far than ignorance and self- ant native, AND POOTA, eee eee eee e Science has emancipated the common man from the thraldom of ignorance and hopeless toil, has given him a property right in himself, has given him property Science has given the common man a value asa man where he was once valuable only as an animal. Science has made peace more profitable than war, has made RIS KRINGLE IN ALL AGES, Evolution of Santa Claus. how the good Saint keeps strictly up-to-date, Hlinlltoleintek iml-ivieloloiotetelolviototototteiittottoin POSITIVE AND COMPARATIVE, | “Mra, O'Besa te getting awfully | I've heard of people spoken of as |» ‘round,’ but T never saw any person as | al round a "Oh, band, POOR sim “Simminy! exclaimed the first boy, cher walloped you like lightnin', her" Ke, know: there's her hus les a rewnder,"’ “not Whe Ih the same pice.” THE CONNECTING LINK i “In regard to the prolonged absence of Prof. White, the geologist, we are time formed that several persons saw him on Bad Mountain last Wednesday, war enormously unprofitable, has made peace enormously ‘This is why talk about peace on earth, good will among men Clithewntagi: there, oabbin ia after closing time. Do you mean to say thas saloon ian't open? Offleer—How do I know? Ye'll have to wait (ill I ask the Hewtenant, HARRIET HUBB sounded before, The millennium is not at hand, The temple of the war-god has not been closed, nor are the doors nearly shut, But those doors that have been flung wide since the very beginning are for the first time uneasy on their hinges, And the Keeps Mim Guessing. > ‘ ‘ +, | Dear Mrs, Ayer! proweecrrrive | the reason for hoping that they will close is|"\" cma young man nineteen years RINE IN THE not supernatural or sentimental, but eminently | °f axe and know a young lady vee: PRICE OF hl love rly, L thought she thought WOANNON® natural and practical, something of me, but of late she has roob.” Man, the modern industrial unit, is bound | caused me & Jot of thinking and wor- she sald: "Hero ‘Misa’ or yours re, Oe couldn't sxers' hi Seenereeeserr? to be put to better use than “cannon-food,” THE RISE IN THE VALUE OF “CANNON FOOD" IS A MORTAL BLOW AT W after my name ‘Mr,’ me what | had one We ee eae { maid ‘bing was all her to go to AS TO STRIKES BEXPLAINE! “what's the matter with that man?” | ‘This, sald the drug clerk, asked the clock. ‘He doesn't seem to) most wonderful hair renewe have anything to do but wind up.” | own preparation.” "No," replied the calendar, “he isn't} ‘Well, give me a bottle,” said the working. He and his compantons struck | bald-headed man. “But, say, come to ” | think of tt, why don't y rome time ago. hin) y nHtuh! Buppore L should stop working | You're pretty bald yourself, every time T atruck?* ‘Phat'a so, but I notice it freshens me up every time he takes @ month off.’ ee peovan, came to « door, nughtor wae going. been downtown a it hurt me very much, leave. i. T is diffieult to analyze a girl's actions when she Bebaves in this way, Some girls have @ Very unfortunate idea that it lends to thelr attracttvenoas to keep a man always in suspense as to his tion in thelr affections, ae) are 80 Very young that, if | were in your pace, Ie jd not be in a hurry her mother if her i she had “ie @ Ite our day und had Ad- fter Uning’ out at lunch, You should see OOCAMQN, you can't sell me! “Dear father,” wrote the young man no 0 day! who had gone to Arizona as a member Hook Agent-Hut I'd like to leavelot a party of goyernment surveyors, | dict If i alone for a thie iri some prospectuses for your boarders. me to her sl T may Interest some, Mre, Gtarvem—They don't neod it, either, There's a Boston lady stopping here ~ “you told me wher I left home that I ought to lay by & portion of my salary to This a Case of Lovet every month for a rainy day, but I] peerstr Ayer: haven't done {t, because It never raing| _ am im great suspenes, ‘here, Please send me $i." quainted with ARD AYER, Pr @ young man, twenty-[ ming on “These aame persons later on also maw a large cinnamon bear in the same Mee callty, We are no alarmists, but" — Wise Counsel for the Lovers; or, s a 4 & First Aid to Wounded Hearts, th id. tt 00 3 ob am elghween, By jam in love with him, te er ee | of him and am ar fhinking of tim, no matter where 1 am, of Other youn. piri (nmr ee lo make me very much Ike to know If T/If he ts trying @ make me Jealo NEAT HOUSE GOWN. a fs don't kno vice, . B AM mure I cannot tell whether you are in love with the young man or not, You should be able to ratte wa question for yourself, imagine that the gen! be desperately in love’ withron, postlble he is trying to ous of him, Do not let hi ed In doing so, that he can succe ery much more of ie ——* a He fi) think vi if he finds you are not over | Thin Fianece Dectines to Kiss, Dear Mra. Ayer 1 ama young man, twenty-one years old, and am keeping company with @ young lady, nineteen years of aud she wants me to get married {1 1 hot care to get married #0 am only earning 16 per week, atv, i ‘iow It he realy vee ie Mitte bit harsh with you; as the #ame time, T nave great ct for the girl TiC la Co be named that ibe HIN Peake hot cate to start out in iife.on a’ he U ly loves you, or she wou! urge & in of violet clot! Pio marriage. If you have deck ha} do @ tal f you Mads. permitting i make ‘he nana outs ” } a a 7)