The evening world. Newspaper, December 5, 1900, Page 11

ON RCM RR Jara Neer ante A DAY IN POOL’S COURT; _ [ff UESADA | _IT’S LIKE VAUDEVILLE. my OEM GERIONCINO NON NATOLISHOOOMNVBOAGDW HHGOW MBH AH® Odd Likly Aaah Magistrate Is als JUDICIAL DECISIONS Very Mine of Eccentricity,|® )ttrieken Whi if gos Nig and Pathos—Decie|@ BY MAGISTRATE POOL. | Manhattan Banking GEO. Ww PECK ! wlaignel eS So % Co.'s Offices. sions Derived from High. ® ‘The statute ts wrong, A six-year-old child who can climb a : ———— ("PECKS BAD BOY 2) er Law.” & ladder to a window and steal $250 Is competent to be guilty of @1 pent came Instantly to Dr. Gregorio) vaape J Uu N | ro) Rt ane J. de Quesada, of 6 West One Hun-! dred ant Twentyereventh street, this afternoon While standing in line 1 the Manhattan Banking Company, 40 Wall street, waiting to make a deporil he threw up hia hands and fell forward on hie face Ile was toad when pleked up by the stariled bank offetas Heart disease | was the caine | Dr Gregorte J de Quewada was about sixty years old and war weil known among the Cuban colony, He was aad to ponness considerable weallh and had extensive interesis both her i Cul fe Wie a native of Duer 4 crime. It ts iilegal to broil lobsters alive, A robin is © wild animal, therefore he could oe the property of no person after he eausped, The prisoner could not steal him, He is discharged, Married men should flirt only with their wives, Let no policeman dare to bring a “drink” before me without arresting the barkeeper from whom he got the liquor On conviction of being a vagrant, & tramp, T sentence you to a bath—« hot bath Wha, you cannot Identify this prisoner ax the man who as- saulted you? Then I fine you $3 for disorderly bonduct In not two oF three to a luncheon ti whith | pressing the complaint, and disoharge the defendant, wine Is not banned, though he himself la |! Il bold this child for trial, She's under six years old, and * estat oot nae «tender hear, ag tHE ponte are repunable for ber acts, Tey ought to be pan acesersieieie) There’s a Big Laugh Coming to You! With Next Sunday’s Issue the FUNNY SIDE. of the Sunday World will be enlarged to City Magistrate Josoph Poot te unique ih his appearance and methods on the) Dench, In pleturesqueners he and nis} @niithesis, Magistrate John Mott, are} rivals In publle interest Magistrate 1 mall man with Bhow-white hair and mouetache, Me te sixty-five yours ol, har sat on the Pollee Court beneh three years, Isa Re- publican, and alwaye appears tn the tdlest of black sults and Immaculate Hnen, He is convivial and delights in waking & reporter or 4 court attuche of OYSTER CRACKERS Iesete @reieieie aaa olpe Provines, Cuba, and curing olution of Pa. wae a member of | olution to {ter the ‘fal ure of the revolution he § ne to New York and haw since re Jed here, Highly nervous temperament and, when {ig} ished. @roused, an irascible temper, His pure | John Klein, as you have no evidence on which to prove this often supplies the needs for a day or 8 charge of burglary against your watchman, 1 shall fine you $2. two of famillon whose heads he bas but two shirts, a toothbrush and a “gent up. but he is the'toughest man One shirt 1 not bagmege, on the bench" for the neglected wife | palr of celluloid cuffs are, appes! to~nimply because he knows wop” MORMROROOHOMEHE Gregario Querado, who ie an suswiatunt UNDER THE DIRECTION OF é i} SOO TOULOU vee - wurgeon at the New York Dispensary a - . Hostal tn Centre street. Dr, Quesada nitit GEO t Jeletoteloloitetoielebtelstebepbiobobtebobotolsetetetoboistebstetetobtetotot | the vgunger: bald that his. father, hai Dentistry. Dentistry, ; . 5 itor, » hot Bean well And that probably «hho ex frtlon of Making the Crp (othe bank W RY NTAL PARLOR and will start off with a great new SEDGE Othe. ALAC grea The ‘body ‘Wan lukert to the Old stip creation by this famous Humorist— pollee station, where later it Was clalmed) Ff a Seoit OM Abrahaw & poole Kden Musee) Over Maridemen'e) 9 ny the relatives | 6“ Pp E ee Bad Bo The North German Lloyd ae Saale, which cout $80.00 ard wax dain | ome! in last summer Hoboken fire, | HE Ahad Ts not Md TIF witha 9 i! ves “the auction lasted exactly three min GROWN AND WniDgke ules, Not a bid was offered and Ament Bohwab, a penne Hurling ope ou ante. woud] * rr jhe Judae. be patched up a bit had went to Ureme ealled the rt, an | for repairs, The 'In-er-seal Patent Package’ them fresh until you est them. Sold everywhere, 5 cla. 0 package, WATIONAL BIBOVIT COMPANY being Gonsales de Secretary of the ton during (ie iting the Ad Tainiatration (n-Cubs Dr. Quesado hae another aon, Dr. Puil Seis of Leoth ‘ Gow Crown 48 karat ee for » proving (hac ® PAINLEAY GREAT CONGRESS OF COMIC Al ARTISTS, With a Review, in Colors, of the Most Brillant Humorous Creations of the Century. — en after AY amet ay AUC oO) Teeth positively extracted and filled « without pain by our new botanical discovery Ww "Loum Wo tell you pad Avot ‘applied to the gums, You can have your teeth extracted FREE, PAINLESSLY, in the} Auctlonerr withdrew (he Vewwel amid de SAALE AUCTION A FIZZLE. Dennis, "that the ¢ fe have pur an} morning, and go home at night with newones, Periect Pit Guaranteed risive laughter and groane fron) jh Last Just Three Minutes and So Uupwet price of $10,000 on the Php, and Geld Full ier Hilbe Hsappolnted junkmen 4 tools let us tenure me Crown anid ridge crerlanting The coe 8 Hours: 8 to 6, Sundays and Holidays, 9 to 4, German, french and Swedish Spoken. dati) de a chill in her arms ——— Ladies in Attendance, All Rxarninations and Consultations Pree, | Among the artists repre- bar Woman and ehild WORK GUARANTEED FOR TEN EARS. moved, hi anevelet the wom 270-POUND WOMAN'S PERIL. ANew York $1 Wet 241 St. lOpooa's Bion Mere sented in this namber are t ft. with Hiquor, Gerry Boclety Ag Brooklyn, 414 and 416 gh) St. (Second West raham Ae Straus’, | Raita ft aie" [ are, campuet, ot acne AA I hi George W. Peck, * Peck’s Bad Boy," The Laugh Genius, Carolyn Wells, The Comic Poetess, Opie Read, The Arkansaw Traveller,” Charles Battell Loomis, Author of “ Yankee Enchant. ments,’’ R. K, Munkittrick, The Acrobatic Poet, George BE. Creel, The Noted Paragrapher, Paul West, Pe 00 ADL Palit or vsking a question, sald: Leat Control of Wheel on a Hi TH las © woman; you look ~ {qig.tt he baby ¢ Drunk with ababy | Mra John L. Campbell, of Mrst aireet Cures 1 her arma ff finde Th nb eanit speak Relish,” Hackensack, wolghing nearly 21 potind "i rode Lee on her bloycle ¢ and, re of the steep Mill jeading D k d Katrecied an * oer very Rosh on Police, Un'the ferry nated for eaveral fails run Ards) cee ‘afte ou iain started town, <n aleep ort to businews, I'm a little late "OW yes. ahe can’ retorted the} Bhe became unable to contnol her npelion ® Charged wiih jarceny, eh?! looking Court Paeeny. (Reena 4 tte wheel, and, the fearful speed attained [A Remarkable Remedy Which Clergy- ia win speculatively through his @} teh he ned th the Ces RORTT |e ee ee ee ee tae Myon lans and ‘Temperance |"*" Ou Harve WAnabtanroed ak te # ned her $8 on the Lemtimomp FE] orect pice, co she leaped from the bicyoie | és Phhysdela Fe 1 "a policernm i a y cu t i know tard women to i r you #a ey are, officer? e Pp yan Seri Coffee, Tea ot vhed Can Be Given Secretly in " No, ‘nly by thelr aotiony. t wouldn't BAD CROTON WATER Feod, Thus Curlng the Drunkard LABS, more (1 Thin ahaa Very renee” omer) Without His Co-Operation, of you fellows ure ready’ to swear fF Laat Three Weeks Me. Th Ane th , r Lett ad ww improvement, [Tie Remedy is Sent Free fo Al willing to ryt Oe oar An official report of the Departmen: of Health concerning the condition of After many years of yneeaming endeavor , cP Dh dW. Hainan has finally encured the (Ob1 PIMLINGK BSLV Nove 4 the wool of] [omanent at the professions for his, ree (le. ue 4 all and oe Nov, 4 wan filed to The condi leanedy Ciodon Rpecite, This (0 Jul en we advertion. Hon of the water for the last three odorions asd (asteloas, ip mixed ot a! PAA Weeks shows (hat it has deen growiig feo, tee maior food and given the bal veur werk § worke In the borough of Manhatian, — | drunkard secretly, Ite effec: im remarkable, (11) ele) Your work wlll vow At the Board of Health |i woe wuld] curing casow In a abort time that seemed (Mt ty atlendant wae that?’ sho Magtotrate tovday that the tests made so far tals | absolutely M . d (inrimen i: THE ORIGINAL a are Fun For ry of—um_ um Ww his room, oh? Where's ( Young MAN plepy Up to the “bridge |» to toatity, whereupon the Magistrate Ways und (aries bie | i roaming Ww stand back! Don't get) p ‘Tell me quick.y In your own | make. a what happened, Don't get up) eve wvih Officer, tel | complatnart wa kt Haan want lo » won necopt tt." Discharged!’ thundered the Court “et all the tne ty ttn May Irwin's Page of Feminine Humor, Personally Conducted by the Famous Comedienne, fala or danger. PULL ABT OP TH fi oF no pay the Crown water @et your bad pread lawyer for (he defend “it that the defi ing from his complainant akel al when ¢ Magistrate ure. hr} at ie ue en Magteirate Pool's Smile, 4 v J storm at once HOt Bish aren Haveliinan .Wioanee (hare. absohitel npeloae mpfelman. & ly ow lending { nsxed HOw an improvement ty ite eon into abandoning the prosecution of thelr) “he shouted; “you know It's ation and that the report next week Tam gratified to may that Y kD husbands, ibadings: you know. it’s untalr. You Somewhat trasetbte, will show 4 deelded Iniprovement any entes of drunkenness ‘ted New York Dental Parlors, “The Roly Poly Man.’ Speake Out His Mind, 1 hepa aah i seo’ Wit witiines | entm ngo,” responded (Ne | semememres =| eau be used is cortainly « Rteat gain 10 NO NKANCH I \ VF complalnay ' the of temperance fhe eure you ore In ihe ri . A day with Magistrate Poo! In as good | onler you off the Hr Ee sate, but Pool |g (2hy, Mell outlawed, An as ict) = 336 SIXTH ‘AVE ples a Ra Albert Payson Terhune, $e a day at one of the continuous PF) nade wich a din with his Kavel on (he | | AV isewaree Ne it ani wee “The Man from Pompton,” formance houses. |deak that It Was useless ers you amaln ¢ Manage CHARLBA 8. TWITOHREL, He is sitting in the Yorkville Court | “TE proteat Demin the lawyer jet-Attorney told me to | E, Zimmerman, Judge's Famous Caricaturist, C. G. Bush, The World's Cartoonist, Palmer Cox, “The Brownie Man,” W. W. Densiow, The e hammering With the gavel and! hove thle nt Wy put under bonds to keep Manlairate thundered tak the peace,” sald a aultor ¢ le { | ‘Go on with your ease! You know] “Wed way dont you do itt asked Ny) You know it war unprofes: | (ye Magistrate consolligly: ale Oo ' “ram week, Other Magistrates grind che). ‘ dally grist in an hour, Magistrate Pools Juncheon is usually portponed until 1)! o'clook, and the twentyninute afters noon session Usually occuples him from, 8 to B o'olock, His decisions are often of m chara muggenting Bewarl's fumous phrase ‘where ie a higher law!" or Bhylock apostrophe to Portia "A very Daniel come to Judgment.” Wan, omer, ‘what's fhe fret coset For Sala, pole ant this man crowds the Nall, | want yor “a? Y / Ob, FP givas he Won't trouble you 0 the any mo th he * wet a pletol,” wae drunk, Whats your business!" ‘Vinph! Useful in wetting: drunk; §2 Free to the ec Mary, | suppowe you are a useful Fe umbrel ti no with “Useful Man! wid the Magtet rat of s row of disreputabl The officer sayn you we 4 Pages “sin 4 Colors. at) legate. we mene strive D, ry f began Magintrate Poo!, skis, ax he) Noman U1 Ane you Bk Georme Green Ruptured Pure Irish Linen, “Manhattan Credit Co,, oe Of ' Father Goose" Fame, plunaed forward to his a thet eS delim. n eoek,” replied the wh hed and } k| H14 THIRD AVE, BET. 651} & 66TH STS back entrance t's get third worthy , = lemstitched and hand work-| OPEN RVENINUR UNTIL B Campbell Cory, 1 ; De, W, &, Rice, the Well-Known Author. | cd initials, ; re se ig 4d ity, Sends a Trial of His Famous | 4 FURS, lbrernts: teaute | The World’s Caricaturist, Method Free to All. 25 cts | > payments ‘ | T. B. Powers { ‘There are people who have been torturing bDs . | ores See La A Ss, LA BOR N EWS. Bined thelr fraaeere wi he dete te Dr | att (4 IRENM FLORENCE, Franklin, Wa a DOWN and filled with the The Famous Satirist. j ’ rew 09. 0 8) WEEKLY, i f 4 Hitieal Jat ’ i ' | value 35¢, two Mile, baya’” “Nschdeg pee Waltham o¥d vinta funniest fun in Gus Dirks, afier-effocte and | hay Black and White. Hocial Reform Club, No, i University | ate’ Lo a & / eA ee i place, Among he leaders. are | The followin ye aylor, ATONOre h Mite, ipotmer “Credit | rr R. F, Outcalt, ; Boviton, of District Ars ® tis Pi aie By | Broad 20 ands by sie “ “The Yellow Kid,” ere; Bo \- } e1 ooorstl ecrmiary, i Apocth Money Hefunded . Foote, orton, | Helbig; Fianclal ary, Re Mews | worker u id Ta, W. D. By len, Hant tie ep enna sectuar., We Begs ne GLOBE CREDIT WATCH CO, BIGGEST, The Quaint Artist and Prot. BW. Hemin, ‘ "| Warde W Kuatioted abi Ms | ; . Noeser, Auditor a Re ei sat hae al BRIGHTEST J sya. p. Griffin, Abou! one hundred members of shal | Hetbig; Hueiness Agen Fable pewly organized Keyptlan © Makers’ \nion employed by Sentnani) 7 Bros., of No, # Hroad sirect, are on) strike, The atrike in caused by the cm ployment of non-unioniats by the frm in The Coon’ Delineator, Frank H. Ladendorf, “Mischievous Willie,"’ BIADKORD § COMPOUND (G014 8.4 COTTON ROOT PILLS Eye Glasses Free rafle pn Comic Weekly vali i‘ th in America. National Hatters’ Assochition has | plan of taxation ty | i mnt hall be one {y enrnina Ane | Yh a sed for running ex a reserve fund fe 8, HALA. De td band secretly an effort to break up the union, 4 : \) oe offer, An wierly and ring. \o fend ries Ghul pekoute i Pia ue Price $8 It in hie food and * The New York Amsootation for tm+| opp, b avsaréde ntiracted'to As aehere hed fawarta|. balmten ng (a odoriten Carl E, Schultze, 4 Gane Hotel proving the Condition of the Poor re-lof the Unite! Sta ports that of 5,000 cases Investigated aud cided to tax | ven felleved during (he yeur, In O41 Use of thetr onrningy, OF the. wom thts raised one PT ” teens wan caused by lack of work, 1,ii5| for proechie mites: Chicky wit te what it we | ous announrement aud ae a result | ho vonipletely cured of a bad rupture, whieh wae very herd to hi n yeare of age. he had 1 trulnatian to try this method, and now he lives his epaving fo [want others lo profit ti ‘ + Foxy Grandpa,”’ of Herald. Louis Biederman, miracle for Dy Miners, 245 by shifileweness, 312. hy] Kept up to Fb0,00. Gin aigiocuran” Dr hpriong. Wh year. ie, The Character Jntemperance, 07 by old ome, and al by I the ald ue of crude methods, al ‘ Huiiding, Cinelanat 10, and he will aaait a free sample of the} Feimedy Wo yuu arcurely senied in a | Hl wonderful method ‘ol tr. Kodweni praw Hy all nivana weite desertion. Drank Acid by Mistake. The Copperamiths’ Union of New York yebe ‘rower, fiftystwo years old, tive, 400 8. Main Bt. baw decided to aMiilate with (he United 4, 68) Gold street, Brooklyn, ‘and he will send you a.tree.t Métal Workers’ Union of America ltook carbutle acid by mistake at herbie remarkable home cure fer. rupture TERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY, ' iJ am Bread Birest, New York A epecial meeting of Tailors’ Viton] home this morning, She was taken to | PMO [ne Mein ipreretion or an hy raged A No, 14 (Busholmen), afMilated with che |T i t carting now you} Sth Regular Quarterly vidend. rg Iatiud College Hoxplial, where rhe | will be sound wud well by early spring, Neremper, oh ioe United Garment Workers, will be he'd| ae isinheneemnantiaieie detain eeemeemnceeel INfrretore tas thie lay deelare J K Bryans, The Silhouettist ant emer tuenight to iominate new offers | Tw : mr al dial OM AR NO, 2 OF THE WORLD'S NEW The Brooklyn Central labor (nlon| Jhat's the Answer ed Caplal Mesh, papacie ~ ° Line appointed a commition 10, tnveatt-| [Jo wvhar'e tie aimercnce between al! ried Hovkheliais of te bai G3Q W vi ri eh S d Ma a he sige eect! 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