The evening world. Newspaper, November 21, 1900, Page 6

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THE FAIR ONE CHORUS it or WILLJENOYS Woprram. 1900, by, tne reve Pabliening “ Maye ‘Lam a young man of twe five years, 1 have quainted with a youne lady for Hix months ago 1 She yeare. asked he be my wife Rot gain the Whom she lives, The ‘aunt's only minented, but jee Dam a workingman, while home money whieh 4 @arn A good valor wife In comfort, “Phe has always let Me that whe woul! marry me rege hing what of the nooof ter aur Yow | the time waitin up she tafe Hi not think of gotnR] wishes What oughel | 1 to do? 1 would advire youn lady's love to a tert as speedily as po wible in thie wey Torn your attention to some other preity young girl and) ive your heart's chotee a Jetting i a n look HARRIET HUBBARD Chow Chow teeipe tify mee chow end bolo 8 dogen email ou of small chopper erate pan i) vinegar 0} Mustard and m of Frenen mustard, t mer and one ou ANd get this over the boiling, mix all and pour the Nau: Ret cold and then put in cool, dry place the ve n" Naked Heans Der Mra 4 Kindy in me tow Mam t Boston baked beans fe NF pint of email white beans, | of mustard, | of sugar, 1 tea tv N Of papper, 1 amal. onlon. | level tabl nful at salt Have tho brane oven and tree from bana Wash and tet them stant over} Might in three quarts of old wate The morning pour off the water ant in, Then plava jn ewpan for with plenty of water and DH the fire, Have the pork all Pommible, unless loan o# pr fered "AUTOMOBILE TOPIC The article on 'The Corr bile Dress.” which appeared in Gay's Evening Work, and the i Hon accompanying ti, were taken the Jast number of Automoviie 7 perlodion! devoted to the latest Bonalp concerning horseless w oo We Grow Stronger now ive People are growing wine An English physician te much better thi me on by tel with a ect Autom 4 * pacts do not neem (0 confirm the NEW. YORK. By ©. E. POWERS. \ AT How do you like my new riding habit? "L don't believe it's a habit (hat will grow on you." Your horse earns his salary all right.” “You'll make his backbone look ke the roof of our old barn out at Pomp- ion, N ) lm going to nail this Horse Show over the door for lick "My horee would have won two prizes, only the Judges didn't Hike the way iny trousers were creased ‘I'm trying to teach my automobile to neigh ‘lve named my racehorse ‘Get T reports weed to apeak of him as ‘Also Ran ‘OWhy la my throat Ike a pony! Pobstoisteloloteletotelel lelstoleotateietsteteiledets LAURA JEAN LIBBEY: o \% The girl who mise ot wold atl By marriage should as muon could LY with |b r In| wash and * , Mon veteran from * and powe r ma Who Trifle « A ‘With Honest Hearts. oteloto Sea Montal opportunity nowadays, And the ae young ma * wise tn hie generation 7” Kj} who will not be made a party to any fich proceedings 10 | wil, tn Mo was alte He ways young persons) edges of which Detter grown | silk musti:. \g \¢ | icntetntetndatabaiab tebe | THE HORSE SHOW, / DUE all the newepapers in thelr racing What a funny nickname!” Hocatise tt Isa little hoarse,” loleloielelolobtolotolototols intetointetelobtelelobtotolototel: Morrence va nan WhO breaks hie fave Where grave and pertectt? Juatin able PFeARONE exe ye after going About with other pprectate you for you may exe art (that le, you ip ata different me to the concluston Happen for the best earn fo fe) atid may ¢ all things matter how we view themat the leohole ote fonfontonfartefontertentesterleste forte does not eare ay Whit fur almply | Hine Hing away your time for her own] ett Athtisanent i aionohiy and sympathy a) ve you she wil apeediy [fome other maiden. ‘Try the cure and real) you vee There ie no better or aurer teat ian The heart of a “i, honest) young thee in the whole wide world, depend | Workingman Is a treasure whieh whould upon it There te altogether too much | Hot be cast aside tightly of this holding on to on snd kee ye LAURA JEAN LIBBEY a rary watehout form better mairis | «My pe of the Pamilly Story Pay wers Inquiries + | ‘e of Housewive Waving tN the romaine AYER 4p otf the beanie inthe rind wide up. Newt put of the beane, MIX the pale Y Muar and mos With a pint of Holling water, and wer the beans Cover (he pot and lave Ina alow aven Dake for ten hours wt Ving bolling water whenever the beans look dey, Don't have the Are tothe the water on the beans Ubblew, and have ne water than srely will come to che top of the beans, Uwe an earthen pot Home-Made soap, Dear Mie Ayer Kindly alve a recipe in your paper for making a good, pure hyglente soapy home Misys COBB, IUMULA for houey soap.—White nM fr soap, ten pounds; melt and mix | with two and a half pounds of honey atrained. Horan, half a powdered bengoin, one quarter und erine Hoap.-To afy good white Vid one ounce of pure glycerine white pound of a bo ay fire and simm vil begin to eraok op Jonger, Dean all vind of the soap, whieh munt be he water from hem and rinse with o 11| feat sliced and melted by a gentle heat THREE PRETTY HOUSE BODICES, Aelelebt feet ‘can be Interesting ‘Jand failure, good and bad, strength and weakness, wisdom and folly, 21, 1900, Vol a NO. 1.8% intents New ¥ WwW Mal) Matter 3 to @ PARK as Heeonds la Published by the Press Publishing Company K Mntered at the Po st-OMen at New York ‘WHY THE “GOODY-GOOD” ; WOMAN DOESN’T FASCINATE. § ional Woman's I day the discussion revelved about this epieran ague on Mon At the moeting of the Profess The axiom of the man dramatist te that no thorougily good woman like an awful indictment, Tt suggests that the wicked man dramatist is deliberately plotting to make virtne repul This sounds But when we come sive and view attractive, to look at the bi teetee enw meme tents ui matter a more elosely, | or ‘ Goon Wom AN, Vid beeeteentetetstetotattatet fou “thoroughly good woman’ Whit does conthet, struggle, And if that is would the man dramatist be so far we sadly at fault it he did follow this axiom ¢ my, 80 ‘interesting: Is not the very @ssonce of violent the more interesting 4 “interesting” mewn ¢ the Interest more voana “thoroughly good woman” be interesting in the dramatig sense 4 How can a dyunatist make exeiting situa tions ont of a/eharaeter that presents no contrasts, that has elim inated all confliet by eliminating the last weakness, the last suscep tibility tote Inptation, the last leaning: toward evil t dows any average mortal take a keen interest in alq Dovs perfection in another mortal, he Further, “thoroughly good” not turn away from too great | person? aise that perfection is at onee a rebuke to his own weaknesses and a terrible trial to his sense of the | probabilities as to human nature? he seent a suspicion of hypocrisy ¢ Ten't he bored by it and doesn’t | Ts there any such thing as a “thoroughly good woman” in real} If there is, what a painful time she must have of it! How dreary she must make life for her unfortunate relatives and friends, She has nothing in common with them, She is wholly out of place ina world of weakness, w folly. “Thoroughly good” does not mean simply good, simply full of aspirations for the right and the honest, simply having the balance on the side of good in the ledger of conscience, life? ‘eeleteboeteteteletetoleitetotel oie Ce DORs THE wo ROLOHLY Goon WOMAN" wxiene en entnonentrentntntetntnte dness and Tt means an ab- sence of weaknesses, of passions; not even an occasional outburst of temper; a dead level of aminbility, perfection, sweetness, patience, propriety, It means a person who is not, or seems not to be, “touched with our infirmities,” Anda dzamatist who would hope to arouse Hinman interest with such a character would essay that which religion itself did not venture, No, we don't want any more “thoroughly be women” on the} stage or in our novels, er rf “Vanity Say honestly, would you like to he married to} the “soft Amelia” over whom Thackeray sniv els in the most approved fashion of truly Brit You have read Thack er cod AVTHOROLGHLY Good WOMAN! INA ramoush woven. > ish hypocrisy! There is your “thoroughly good woman’—without brains enough to see | Ontooker—Writing up your expenses? Bhortaide-No, trying to weite ‘em Who would care for the affection of such a bloodless mon or nerves enough to feel a temptation ¢ flabby, sticky, clammy, “dutiful” atrosity of perfection! down, NATURAL A What a man likes ina woman, what a woman likes in aman is Human nature, and plenty of it--sunshine and shadow, aspiration And what men and women wish to see on the stage is human nature, and plenty of it, They wish to see creatures of flesh and blood like themselves, engaged in the old, old struggle between light and darkness, with the outeome ever uncertain but hope ever bright. ‘The trouble with the dramatists nowadays is not that they have thrown the “thoroughly good” man and woman on the junk heap of theatrical properties, but that they too often imitate Thackeray's other crimes against te human nobility in “Vanity Fair” They manufietire a monster of evil like Beeky Sharp and then endow it with brains and invite 18 to look at the result asa human being of the faseinatingly wicked type, ah, Th all these alleged portrayals of character, just as in the case of Becky Sharp, the fascination, when there is fascination, is in the wit, the enterprise, the energy of the person STAYING AT Sererenorororteantegnted abot Ia very different and the hall decide?’ acquires new dintinetion In diffeulty life. Tt is a pity that so minfygromancers and history writers have been misled into falsifying the facts so as to ' ‘ : : Dr, 1. Cook Osmun, of Hackettstown, make it seem to exist, Tt isa pity that more of them do not copy | N. a. has Just sought and obtained a . : . ‘, ‘ dive f hh it a Incidental with variations that attractive little human lady in the nursery complain guint Br ‘Orn was that rhyme, “Who had a little curl right in the centre of her forehead,” and whom we all love because “when sho was good she was very, EMPIRE COAT, very good,” and whom we love also because “when she was bad she was horrid,” The “thoroughly jood woman” is thoroughly uninteresting, first, because she doesn’t exist, and, seeond, because if she did exist nobody would have her about if he could help it. ‘FASHIONABLE METAMORPHOSIS. — \ if PPeeeTTN TEN. 00 TTI Dr PEER | Biinple or fayelt fe lines of | elaborate ornamentation, The aleeves Winter's wa wre alwa \ e white and ringed with blaok ¢ ; ihe eolone: hap while the same soft trimmlr Hieft 184 pastel lilac satin cloth creathe Hark ont formesa bow knot drapery Jatitohed inp snd + with | in front The comparjon (o these artiste gar te white Manned, offnet with white 4 bi: andr tor. | ) (HAL Is Hberally dnverwoven with et white alll, duwen tho | iit and white and cold buttons, and the ty plalelnge cf waice | Vel 19 8 now adtalr try hte mae of dew] Dowa the contre a ctvora tion of Uny gilt buttons’ makes a most bomnth a vow net etore, FON Friend suppore th After. MBAS! Mits Million (of uncertain age)—The only thing that worries me la the wed+ paKond of met Why, he sleeps ding tour, It will be perfectly horrible! pis coat is of pastel areen V day when I'm not at home and stays to have people know— cloth, trimmed with #titehed bands a Awake all might just to enjoy my #o-) Mine Rovebud (viciounty)—Ob, don'th white cloth and blacl satin adorned clety! worry! They'll think you're his mother.| eith jace, a baby Is fond of / oy t { BANK ¢ CASHIER WANTED | Proven wenrenyy ' i rome + ality, not inthe fact that the woman is an un “W an Riis mre meres: tA moe ve ny {mitigated liar, thief and f@itor, And the Hut w doctor Alangrees PHO ROUGH i A with an earnest 1 on A quention of goon woman. fT combination is one that al xisted in real |jnteres: | tI] Tl 2090" and golf balls. DAD BXAME “My score began well Jmusted golfer, ‘out {t | badly living out badly me THE MODUS OPTIN ANDI, Oo great name Must follow parttoular laws The or itor buildeth WHY NOT COME OVER HERE AND GO TO WORK? Inlelobminlolelolofolatotol Ol) MeHagard's (lea of saving time id the Ale. turned out very “EO tt heard tho language you've been it fen't surprising that it turned The man who would make for himeoll his ladder of fame With round upon round of applause, DVANTAGES. | ARwe X\ HOME tells the falp members Willard Association that t th foo mueh frem thelr homes. Apparently, opinions here occupy two life to {nides of » gulf. Mr. Bandbill Guat before driving off} frequently find myaelf pitying the poor] est borders upon the imposatble, humans whoo olt « clube are not ot attached to them, Fawent the dirt out, er. gies. nnboledeafelobetetot-telelmteleietntetatatats Iicicicei= feleieieh ti iin OW Ce, a LAUGHS ARE PLENTIFUL ON THE FUNNY SIDE. ON THE CONTRARY, WHY LOSE THEM? Hupiness Man—Say, id you sweep the office out thie morning? OMee Boy-—No, afr, ‘The feat you mgs 1 Moston Globe — She Right and her hand, Mra. Russell Saxe emma clubs, golf and other fade are taking modern women {x not no wide nor #0 deep as it seems: The doctor dif not insiet that his wife 1d belon| ator hough some a ners. @ woolal gathering, This mand, A man of the ri Hot marry that some name tay alone, if the truth behind all agreements were Staten and Should Descend Wh Heman going with yours, ves, Washington owned glaves Pp. Patchogue, tween You and Me" Whieh of the two sente ie the correct one? tween you and I, tween you and m A In Correet, he to nine clubs and a few phy- might see professional advantage {n such circulation of thetr life part What he had destred was simply that Mra, Osmun should sometimes be | teady to go with hin to a theatre or to| Was not an unreasonable de+ sort does eartng hy Mrs, Sage would be quick to nee thts phase t the taylng-atshome question, And domeriic die well understood would HOMO O tO Od OnOre 8 oO mony Heo e { QUERIES AND ANSWERS, er He Should Precede in Ascending hh ja the right place for a een A Indy ascending ot descending a stalrway? Respectfully A READER, 1 made the statement that George Did he? Gy Correct, following ‘It Ik @ necret be- or “It Is a weeret be- M, and B. A bets that Bryan was in Congress, het -WRANK WILKE, the Wrong of It. Tnot that same phaxe be revealed factor of prime tmportance? A woman who gives to her clubs hor golf an undue quota of attention certainly negiecta her home, Huta wife who fale to do her share In the social which tho ordinary well and Th reality, the difference | healthfully reguiated husband inclines la also neglectful of a vital home im terest A genuinely “happy little home" ts, of course, the comfortable place to which man and wife can turn, or im which they may linger, But It can be thoroughly happy without belng a siriet Hermitage for two, Boelety at large could expertence no more disastrous cons dition than that which would be pros duced by an overplus of confirmed stay* physteal stagnat | * with the treula ton of a man's blood, And in Hon la no happiness, at home or 8 TEDDY'S TUTOR, THOMAS TINKLER. dy's tutor, Tried to teach Tal tact+ Triffing Teddy thought too titer some T walt TINKLER, Ted+ fully Tutor Tinkler's ten tency. Therefore Teddy, tenpring trou ble, Tried to tnet; ‘Turned to taking truant trndges, TUL T, Tinkler Teddy Tracked, Tutor threatened, truant trem thwart the tutors bled, Then to tardy tusks turned they, Thanks to tutelary tyrant, Teddy's talents veli to-day. ~Addie 8, Collom, HINT TO BROKEN-DOWN DUKES. Xz -. - | BY FERDINAND G, LONG. seen aba! . ' . -