The evening world. Newspaper, November 19, 1900, Page 4

. THE WORLD: MUNDAY EVKNING; NOVEMBER 19, 1900, ORY’S DAILY CARTOON, IN GAY NEW YORK. THE NEW PVRIFIER, By G. E. POWERS. ) VOls Mercier Published by the Pree Publishing Compatty, 6 to @& PARK ROW, New York, Kantered at the Post-Offee at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, “IT IS TO LAUGH!” SAYS A VOICE IN A PEW CORNER. Macaulay once said: We know of no spectacle »o ridiculous aa the British public in one of \ta periodic spasms of morality, —— LET NO § \eunty 7 : DOLLAR Bishop Potter has started a movement to curb vice, He has 4 : ESCAPE been joined by the organized forces of educgtion and morality in|§ i ‘ eA teemecemeceemeee) NOW York City. Croker has appointed a eom- why Tom PLATTS SENSIS OF HUMOR is STIRNED, PS mittee to co-operate, The Mayor is aroused, ‘The Police Commissioners are agitated, Dev- ery und his captains have girt on the shining armor of righteousness, : “Tt is to laugh!” says Tom Platt, translating Macaulay into the current slang, And, no doubt, as he sat in his pew yosterday, a monument of |@ respectability, leading in prayer and song, he was laughing heartily | behind that pions mask, Why? Because ho is the man who has brought about the proa- ont conditions in New York City; because he is the only man who : can effectively change them; because he has no more intention of | doing it than ho intends to rin his government of the State of New |% York in the interest of the people in any other respect, , “Tt is to langhi!”” says Platt as he sees Bishop Potter and the 4 reat racing intently along the side trail, whilo he sits undisturbed in jeormeetereeeen lis pew corner and plots the enrichment and amoorn advancement of himself and his family and his Phys nape friends at the expenso of public honesty and |g poreereewrecees miblic morality, Poor Croker! Poor, brutal, ignorant, blundering Croker, with your gang of hungry, stupid, crude Van Wycks and Carrols and|§ Whalens and Seannells and Sextons and Sullivans! Why don't you|& learn of Tom Platt? Why don’t you sit at his feet with the wily |% Odell and the smug Traey and the behemoth Roosevelt and learn of B| the master-raseal how to pluck the goose and snatch its golden eggs without raising such a frightful sqnawking? AT THE BRIDGE WHIST PARTY. THE FAIR ONE—Bridge whist is so fascinating! I could play tt for hours. / The bridge might give way under your weight.” “I've got a hand like a foot, What's trumps?” “I'm not melancholy by nature and | hate the blues, But I wish I hada, Why don’t you learn . CHORUS stack of them now,” | not to let Tom and his crowd get the most of the feathers and all the “Willie tried to palm off a soda check as a red chip.” } big eggs almost unobserved, while you get the Teavings and all the oF “They call this ‘bridge whist;’ but on the other aide of the Bridge the only | ‘ Bi blame? WILLIEBOYS: game they play is euchre.” "I thought at firet thts was a poker hand, ond I noarly threw @ at when 2 | saw four aces.” “Pather never says a word while he’s playing whist. He's a deat mute” "Tt is to laugh!” says Platt, What is the reason for rampant vice and crime in New York City? Why, it is the complete control of the police foree by the dis- trict leaders of the Croker and Platt organizations, Croker and Platt may be telling the truth when they ray that they don’t get a 8 | dollar of the tax-money from vieo get any of it directly, SESE REPS RRR. NT ROS ODE SIOPOPOODED LE LGD EL! AEP OR EL PELIPILOBDOLED AEOALOE OER LED Fe and crime, Probably they don’t But Platt gave the police foree to Croker, and will keep him in possession of it unless he can get it for himself, bf LAURA JEAN LIBBEY < a te This Man Is Nort bal 80 that his district louders shall run it instead Worth a Heart Throb, wuo T of Croker's an shall make the police foree 5 YOUNG Otitis who ligne Noreett ro Ft ee an acknowledged profit. ieee give up to Republican machine heelers and f "Maud" wettes to me on blew t] Rate to mond hie ways and ead a vie POLIUE things the larger share of the money of infamy, waned (0 @ gentioman eight weeks, and with a waint CORRUPTION instead of the smaller share as now, now ho wishes to break the engage- It Ip neither wite nor best for a young | @ ment on aooount of hts having @ com mon-law wife who says she has @ claim on him, “He alao asked me to return the he- trothal ring, I love him dearly, and I know he returna my love~at least he Yoved me up to recently, "Gratualty he has become cooler, Wa were to have been married thie coming winter, What ball I do? 1 am heart. broken.” God \o often wire in denying we our heart's desire, my doar, A man with a past much as your lover's has been would not prove as happy a mate for you as you imagine. A man may break @way from much an entanglement, but it always loaves a kink tn his heart and Bishop Potter and the rest are causing a “poriodic spasm of morality.” But what will be left of it this time three months from now! “Tt is to langh!” save Platt, unctrions gloe yesterday, ter Inia the 4 bonds of a ih A man upon short A maiden should know | whom she progns Bmerson—Oh, ma, porter take a drink, ih T jut saw the ia such Monkey—Ie tt true that you shed your skin? Bnake—Quite true, 5] ‘key—Well, When you shed next, will you gtve it to me for a gol? tag? a i ail And he sang his hymna with Nothing amuses him so much as the spec: tuclo of guileleasness beguiled. \itraeted to you while ¢ ina different tow On-But, ma, T thought this was obacrvation oar? Who ean take the control of the police away from the Croker thugs and the Platt thugs in the varions districts? Who ean compel lone life te usually a tackaiider, eve been permuaded to turn ver | ¥ a reorganization of the foree so that its splendid qualities of courage and obedience shall be used to enforce Jaw and order instead of to maintain the reign of viee and crime? AL upon Ne) are we t ‘ Ww thelr] not allow your alven you maiden Young wome men upon appy union. linger upon thoughts to heart and hand having a v oloan) Nite . r honor, reoord morally ’ ' waned Platt Thomas C, Platt--he and he alone, ‘The world t@ full of good, honorsble | You had beter marry a wood | 4 to find Will | lo it? young men who have no such stain) able man, my dear, no malior if he | the pla upon thelr conduct not @ dollar in his poske, Cha "Leis to laugh!” he save A man who has been tnured to @ laws | though he be loaded down with tt A JUAN Linney OUR LAX DIVORC What will permanently cure the present police evils? Peg Fallows, A of Chicago. Only one thing is novessary: a single executive head of the po- hi the absolute power to transfer, degrade, re lice foree; a man wi An attendance upon the courts where {the old-fashioned rogard tor mar:| { Meeeeteteeeee Move cuptains, sergeahts, roundsmen, patrol 7 | Gefault divoree cases were iried gave ri WY OWVIOUS Hien; aman who cannot be removed exeept by e hore show? ' ? me a great murprine, The average | ms aryce] } WAY TO BRAT | ccodings brought heforo somo auch body as nit florub Piayer—Now 1 know why they, ; taken by the Judge to diepore of oa salty tite Nee trem pono tf ul ee i vy a vt hom tha hoeae call Mt 9 gridiron, am those T heard prese was i ives ‘Ah Anuiaser wre} tlie Appellate Division of the Supreme Court a 3 over eight minutes. Lawyers of hy ty “are ‘ hie decision to be final; owl i BrreAie have thiastis’ tect th: pobe w \ Hen | E yaew asa cma wai th lovision t » be finals a man wh will admin THE CORRECT AUTOMOBILE DRESS, WHAT ONE 3 the average time was about five min bad herpatts fre come ® ister tile office in the broad spirit of eosmopol- Fi nereet: AGBidbouilie\'e: abbaeel é WOMAN THINKS ; lites, incredible ax 4 ar. Th } itan New York il har ban frequentiy mate a subs VERY industrious woman 19 not ‘ Is lee than the time It takes the cler When Now York tias such an executive head of its police force Joc for disounaion th American aye ee oa Higgins heroine varitea In marriage " rees were : “i ita tomobile cireles, While the question has ¢ ena! qirl 19 seldom @ a q D thinking some Judiotal |4 tt A tthe alliaice between the police and the vicious and eriminal classes boon pretty clearly decided abroad, in|to her own emall brother, mh fF at int to be am absolute! 4 . inovitapto| Will cease, Until it has such an executive head of its police force Ute country, thus far, no spectal form Mia dhy. whe we booming & quem 1 ; : “hot n wwning importance. Bey necessity, More. delay at imea © alliance will continne--open alliance most of the time, secret fg Reet AED for men has coma |i Siveleian Senleree thet’ phatle whe oY quired in hearing such ‘ V . i een aT Pedal soe Sic 9 Ato Keneral acceptance either thi ; Me st aso ieariaa Ras loads Oa ane van fallianee when thesNew York public is in one of ite “periodic spasins the folbten of faahion or the Inatrus| Heep with hele aoathe abut lve lnre ! ‘ br orality.” mentality of common sense oat, : the easiest things pomsible for a co N H hath J of mora ; Why ta It that you always heve an Ire DF to exist between the pnrtien ‘i, BISHOP SAMURL PALLOWS, | & ' anunder Will Tom Platt, do facto Governor and Legislature of the State THO} (EAMGF AED OF the new epart In in these divorce cases, whic Hh MIAH NOt folofeboteteh Appear on the surface, Pudlic opinion must be aroused in Tee ee eee AT BASE. : : . " iniolase" i ing and drinking, He dtelives tong! those sh Ss y-mo-to- prom: e by affecting “knickers” and golf | sPasM THAT hono shiny Sunday + ge necting shoes t | hove aw the means of balancing his | of comestibies, and ns to beverages M te] TRIED to live dn town, but 4 poraver aprncr | Vhiat about the unserupntons Republican boss caarion to the Ry It Us well known to hie friends that only | ; | | Tom PLATS, whose chief asset is the disreputable Demo: ‘The ecompa njoertain wines are nocastahie to 3 q De town war awif un tow Py) an rd hould Daur ad yin Mew. Kons.) ich he {rom the Automoblle ) a] alate, ae In alto very particular as M Seeemomereneees (If machine in New York City, which he Gre baten tee tosken on what cigars he smokes, ‘The helf-ap- ite beck | maintains to ge ¢8 a scarecrow during the camnpaigns and to trade laut siobile enthualast, ¢ parent likes to ait down at a fixed hour An! en with and “divvy” with all the rest of the time { aye “corrent” autor be y? an.” ined) th ist ger w */ROY MCARDELL Truly, “ridfeulous” is the very word Tom himself would use to Bate ate ity erin t aps Pia teat oh dee ussdelo a Pmative OF BR nea yre of te. BOOK VERSE |doserihe a “spasm of morality” that doesn’t agitate the pew corner the phoes of the Prince, a oeraonags of gh dearer An’ ¥ don't ‘spect " | P F Hitater Ral jwhere our smooth, crafty, respectable arch-plotter against public ene) ae and baving Geet ienhane iT onal you hy : + i \ wianuriarr nn | Lenesty and public decency sits snugly en- ting a vure footing and a proper! Will lke the coffee; it is att quite how” Mab 2 don't. tesi.sahamot pa nie 2 | oy ta & 1, the y " renMirenn to | scone fo quote his own words; Hon of & foot brake HE BABY erie Mae ee om 2 Mang of.ihase verees bave been gminted _hatant ont “Tt is to laugh!” Paes cageerr Only a tiny bundle of love Wow ete tly | |® prominent newspapece and maxon Surely Bishop Potter and his earnest hivad Mera WALANOR, That the egiged onay ot onegr " " but there are some poeww never before ‘ f “Bo your wife Is to give a reception?’ 1A mite that the fairies brought from 2 orinted,, ang (leat Mir, MeCardel's! Tie is a dressing @oWA of gray castic lin ae i going to permit themselves to be made fools of and “Yon, she has to; she's ones end | ¢ OVO O HOES allt us a versinen, juere, Wimuned with eoru Ihee tools nie ne nan AMERIOAN SRALEIRTA: thon. to wo many people,” : A ry “of New York spel w York City such an executive head t | boneticiaries of Tom Platt’s poliee system, Hut what about Tom Platt? What about those horns half- Jiidden in the stecked locks that voantily frame that sug, smirking ee face! What about thet cloven hoof hidden in | eet etee tee: iris A POTIRe the United States may be the reason lt will only be a matter of thme when the complete outfit of the foreigner will be gonerally worn here, On the other hand the American enthusiast has evine.d a disposition to effect a com: reslatible inclination to ory at a wede ding? | for this condition, Whatever the cause, Tt would appear from a survey ot the| Y0™ of this deplorable conditto VERY ( “Tr is to Laue aye Platt It la certain that the Amerloan chuut- Ri you want to find out Posacoogpe Weuls appear from s survey of the ries in some way rock ‘rine | all how Prewidant tl ” York and hi four has not taken kindly to the jeather | fom @ woman just way thp Whole situation that the principle upon | ih ! | Ky all means get after President “Barney” York and his crew sult, > popular on the other side of | WHA! you think she thirvks, wive i Oa AF: Beeching: Amert 40 Jexml adminisirat ie Py) Jof dive-agents, setters of human traps, invaders of the homes of the tho sea, Tt I* true he has, with re- ioe Lays per de Sashens, os socle ‘0 Make divorce desirable and 4, 4 i ' ft . i lady's asheatavis, ‘The lex acd va Proper detayy | k for ai }poor and the humble, By all means pillory and fling into public aeons beh a forien ohau deer) heaven se & place where she ; © must ‘ ‘| fi up's cap with Ite tworstory-and-base- Prevailing in the variour States seem to eh disprace these wretches who are at once the instruments and the 7 AK i could put on @ white apron and stay Clearly (ndicate the fact ity ; F Ment aepeoct, and it Is quite possible that eat HOW WALES EATS, HE PRINCE OF WALES te ver? 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