The evening world. Newspaper, November 14, 1900, Page 6

f GEORGIE'S PA'S NEW SHO P MoKiniey's 10 AT THE PIANO RECITAL, \ THE FAIR ONB— Vos, bin't Pedorewok! a marvellous pianist? Bee how every one rushes up to con- 4 bitlnte bh ‘de yj Gee! Mut thet waafine! Detter'n any barrel organ [ever heard,” | “If you took a few lessons you'd play even better than you do now Just one look of your hair! Come now, don't get ooy, T want it to the mattivows @ iitue In my Hall (bedroom) of Fame,”” ) "Mr. Paddy Roosky, yours Is a North of Ireland name, isn't it?" you Just play \ BHOYSs 1 took a [ “It the ) “Won't a LAURA J | Moperiatl, 1900, by the Pree Pubitahing G9) T would seem (ial womnankind do not D fp bbwort all of che world's woes, thee" , Yoke Madam: WIM you Kindly advice we (0 the following: 1a un My father ng violent qu vel © peace between them nd declares 1 should | % ee, returning when It te all over, “E have told my father If thi | affairs keeps ! replies that mM tam ff 1 wished to marry, © 16 it, on the same grounds No en can mand by sinather who bore him atured in Numan nature, he is not worthy of | I believe @ father and see th 1 ta no hen was clock A new pair of e be J after the ) cowidn't expect » ing such things “1 didnt may ennyt you about !t,"" maw / ahed and get some new don't see what MoKinloy’s getting 1 to Do with it." “Oh nawihin much, paw anaert Monly if Bryan would of fot there meb- D by We mite of ail had to Go barefooted _ Weeo things would be shut down | Phen what made you be for Bryant maw ast him. | Me for Bryant’ paw says wasnt fer a minute” “1 never ople an’ nearly fite with the captain he sed you set up a foli# godd In house?” the use thrashin’ over old wr” paw anserd, "Afr the give piled on the earput they are no putting ihe pieces Together to nee name was blone in the Bottull with you, maw, eal they are no sent | bout What name you'd of given it it 4 J of grow wp fo be a cow, That makes mo think abont (he #ioes again! AP not get Cangermo this tm mite be Too thin For winter, THAN Fite,” maw told him, "Get anny 4 FOU tke, only be sure they Mit. | De imaw Oldn't worry enoy more and Day tie shoes came and paw OM thei nite, for the wtoe! fof a Led mine paw got In on by the akin of his Te frend of his war kind and thot itherniok of Time wore golng to Ava AN LIBBEY -4¢ "A a of plano lessons nvyeelf, onee “Can you play ‘Strike Up the Band, Here Comes a Sailor?" but Tean't play as you do." niands had hendled Ban Judn fort the way you handle the plano Roosevelt wouldn't be Governor to-day,” oe an enedre, that lovely letle pathetic ballad “Phey've Shifted Mother's Grave to Dig a Bower?!” tses a Son Whose Home Is Vnhappy. feloteoiolet | DANAIY treatment of her aa yi It otanda, the next best course to ‘7. | pursue would be to immediately escort your mother away from home whenever it tm evident that a storm, or perhaps 4 _THR WORLD: WEDNESDAY | soften WITH “KISSING HANDS” “AS A STARTING POINT, | | | | The new and renewed British Ministers have heen down to | Windsor to “kiss hands,” a8 the official plirase goes, Tt must have! been a ludicrous sight to see that company of distinguished middle-aged and elderly English- men, many of them very fat, dragging them: ANOS. | toeoeeweeeeereree valves about the room on their knees muttering f|queor old grovelling phrases before tho little, stout old lady who is the titular ruler of a vast empire yet eannot select the person who} | attends to her personal wardrobe, We may view this scene with amused contempt, But let us| | not lose sight of one point. ‘The gentlemen on their knees are only physically on their knees, Mentally they are very erect indeed. And the most abject and absurd looking one of them all—Salisbury, fat to obesity, stiff in the joints and as unwieldy as an elephant—is the most erect mentally, Have we not on this side of the water several men in public life | who mentally get not upon thair knees but flat upon their stomachs, with their noses scooping into the dust—and that, too, not to obtain yower, not in more formal deference to an ancient custom that has lost its meaning, but because their souls are so base that for the sake of a few dollars and a shadowy and fleeting title they eagerly barter self-respect t is of the fact that three Hnglish-apeaking nations have just held |tettmeermeeenee pOliticnl campaigns, in which one of the most 4 G00D Ob ancient superstitions of the work! has played a SUPE NWT i conspienous part, Pope en temtc tenet et rita, anv, Among barbarians the main purpose in having gods is and ever has been prosperity. ‘The gods are the Ad- ministration, and to them the people look for crops, a low doath-rate and a high birth-rate, If the gods do their duty they are treated with great respect and lead a life that is one continual round of foastingg and dancing, But if the weather is bad, if pestilence comes, The gods are dragged from the temples, daubed with mud, beaten with whips, ducked in the rivers. The punishment is kept up until they behave themselves again by restoring Prosperity. The idea that prosperity is due to individual effort, to the steady application of brain and musole to natural conditions, has a great inany professed adherents nowadays. No doubt in Hottentot land there are bold spirits who in times of plenty venture to doubt the powers of the hideous little flat-nosed idols, But these bold spirits +] are not in the last rank of the assailants of the gods when the Ad ministration is on trial for failing to give prosperity, And they would not greatly encourage a change of administration in pros: porous tines, Within a fortnight the newspapers lave announced quite as a matter of course two improvements that foreshadow a complete change in the conditions of civilization, Yet s accustomed have we become to marvels in THIs DAY OF EVENING, NOVEMBER 14; 1000, This brings up the general subject of grovelling and reminds |4 if the birth-rate is unsatisfactory, then woe unto the Adininistration ! | —— oh FEW FULL DINNER PAILS. By Ferdinand G. Long. ‘ Lobeteletoleletototolelelatntoteteatatototelalatntelelatetetelale CLOSE SHAVE, ° GINGERY JOKES FOR ALL hurrteane, te brewing, a# no doubt you MATTER-OF. ’ . Xlare not physteally the equal of your vor the last half of this amazing century that we ‘| father ' MIRACLES, have had no sensation of event, ‘Lj A HOM who 1s atrong and Able to en: | Pee pp esmeononmnonpeon fe 3 P ‘| force tt should compel all men (his father The first is the construction of a practical} tad Mtan-Whajier mean by sayin’ "| Included) to respect hie mother, If al, : . Yer , bye'd let daylight into me? Smothers tongue is at fauit ta the wordy {aitship, ‘The second is the discovery of a means of utilizing nearly | penderreycteanejuet mervly te: BL at BA eR Ber MOREA earnestly Vall the power that is stored in coal, The meaning of the second | ferred to my X-ray a When you are alone with her to desiat i ( ; ’ 4 — Mi Sal for your make. improvement is not quite so obvious as the meaning of the first, worn LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. | | ‘4 non pan Saat va mother a8 HO) Bit the second tay if anything, the more important, Flo~These box partes are nothing but ne one else o enn , . te he| °" , ; L ; : f ind all that, Heleleietelebteletetoletisinieteietottotttet*| ine ihren years inust pasa, ‘Time More than 90 per cent, of the energy of fuel is at the present | t there, ‘Take that Hone of his son until the hoy te of ane {Never Hewere louw with the prevent |. 1 a ; Had fellow MitaCorbett, for Inutance Were it otherwien, f woud | ce eae MP te lewnlly frre to leave! time wa ted. This means not only a great direct loss, but also a pinta AG, marry, meh as Tain | thake . worunity |yast multiplication of the inconvenience of using fuel, Tt means a ng at such a tender age, | ; father ' ; ; FRAUD, a happy. peavetul, ¢ OME a nimaain that the bulk of one ton of coal will do the work which now requires aie home fora wt 1 your motor, | nine th. LAUIUA MEAN EPH BY he bulk of feoul, It 4 i f optoven | % 7 J . of te " m nor 8 aay 5 - should your faihe tin tee unhu (By permtenton of (he Pamily Story Paper the bulk of ten tons of coal, means enormonu ay ing ot mone An “Phen what made you cal) him the § Leader and the tripdewn of the Bo, FAnA Ree IC they ‘berwr put up enny SmURDY oF Hot. ike @ pale of old Gluvs, trying to peek and they was a Carridge turning away that brot paw ome and paw was standing on the frunt etapa with his Shoes tn hie hand: windo and te! nabers ‘Then maw came out in the Hall and commenced to weap, and when she met Paw downataira | hoard her tolling Him; "My poor children, ‘This te terrabie, Here they hatt to bring you home tn a by t he nad the showe on andl self and ‘Then try to | Albert kick out tn the Hall and took « looking up at maw's er not to wake the m then you come trying to ke a thief tn the nite Bocos «> Look your Loved ones 1 paw now you let Me ime T herd a eiam lke tf a got flung in @ corner and UUme without much n't hear what it r while when they * him he ma han that t0 Meal ihe brewmed thie Te pair 1 guees [on e didn't (Cee Kt with ble other fc he didn't have a at fo after it got qu ay itl tron would of from gettlr way ago Times Herald THE NEW BOX COAT, When he First put them on, what hep he wtopt tve that was irs, and Yel ave Oa} loot of man, turned for the firat time in the lust few decades to an | nat he forgot | ; i cnergetic effort to harness the forees of nature, is apparently on the He bat ap ain eve of emaneipating the human race from bondage, Seience is the new *| knocking the shackles from the most oppressed and is compelling ry the election didn't tury Georele, ke the Sting out} with applications of the same, and vel- am 1 comen in} with a Few soft words but {t Takes! vet collar und eufts. Latye pearl but. glow the double-breasted front, felt, bordered enormous saving of space in the driving of engines and motors of all kinds, purer air, better health, cheaper commodities, cheaper heat ine facilities, cheaper transportation, wed, but on Litt Tt requires no imagination to pieture the world half a eentury lionee from the use of the appliances now within view, The intel men everywhere to think, Tt is impossible to elevate and liberate « man who cannot or oes not think, It is impossible long to keep down and qnslave a The men who did the thinking always have ruled the world, ofter hoth nominally and actually, alwayd actually, Do not forget this when you consider your own case—how you really think about only one or two things and leave your thinking about most subjects to other fellows; how you let your preacher do your thinking about life, death and eternity, your doctor about your health, your lawyer about your litigation, your boss about your politics, your children’s teachers about your | children’s education, and so on, | Science is compelling us all to think—to think habitually, con secutively, rationally, Her object-leasons are nowadays placarded everywhere, compelling attention, compelling improvement, com- peiling the mind to shake off its laziness and sleepiness. On every hand we have the everstrengthening proofs of the wisdom of what Buekle said half a century ago: | “The hall of ice is the temple of demoeraey.”’ “COMMON EXPRESSION ILLUSTR 4 in Ch eeeeeeeneemeee man Who does think, SCHENCK THB LIBERATOR OF BODY AND MIND. ATED. ‘th ent, te DB a LOCCODOODEY ebeereneapees | THE HALL OF FAME. Prefers Blond Women and Dark |! ee ee ee es Mulduckie~Wateh me t'row th’ brick at the swindler that sold mv brother a kines eye that no one cud see out of at all at allt Briet Biographies of the Mon Whose Names Are First Chosen a7. —WILLIAM E, CHANMING, graduated Harvard, Was ordained at 1794, for the literary sermons liberal views, Was the und one of the firat Unt- his choren denomination, Was aleo interested in the antly slavery movement and in the t perance cause and ip social re: form. ¥ ORN at to the minte- try, 190%, Noted quality of his and Died at Benningtony Vt., Oct, 2, 104, , 4 » » Prosperity Is Doing a Flourishing Business in Wall Street. eololimteleiolotototote’ a ae THE FOLKS, MOTHERS, DON'T WORRY. . “Dactor, the baby has been dumpy for a day or two, and I'm afraid he's got the moasies.’ “No sign of mension, my dear woman, Your child hee simply swallowed @ tilmble, two or three spools, a pair of scissors ai natural that he abould feel a little off for 1) oh atetataas a nsecpsanh ae Sateen te { LETTERS 'X0" PEOPLE. | FOO 0 O08 8 Oot Ow Or beta fh ‘The Man to Write Our History, To the Raitor of Whe Byento In an editorial you a orld who will be) He tie man to write our td wil} not be a college or He will be a man taken directly from the cornfields, who stil! has about him f cured hay and squash, but! 1 in him (he power to ac-| ‘stand ready to defy any living crea- ture who would try to disprove {t. Buch ‘man has no automatic schooling what- 1 talents to over- i} obatactes, doing no Mg ad mi any man, Men, ‘To the Wilton of The Rrening World: “Bweet Seventeen’ asks which are more popular with men--blondes or brunettes, 1 wijl say that it ls merely a matter of cholee, but a dark gentleman naturally takes to @ blond lady, and vice versa, ‘An to (he more popular, I think a blond lady with her wealih of golden jocks ap- pears fairer and resembles @ queen of beauty more than a brunette does, and of course is shown preference, IT do not agree with your laa\ statement, however, A blond man appears :ore like a weak- jing than a chivalrous type of man- hort, designated by the dark, heavy) countenance, FAIR A, G. B. Doce City Parnish Wish as Well an | ter with he quite fishy, Are those ing) genersus and giving us fish roth white| wo are only paying for pure water? Do you think when the water gets a litte more muddy than {t t# now that they Incend to give as clam chowder through the favceist Kven as tt Ia, 1 feel a ilttle alighied because in hen. Wi a, Home halt a papor of pins, It’s only a few daya,” THE WAY OF IT. Pto—I had a close shave this mer ‘onto~Yew dochure A resor-beck how chased me a mile. WHISTLE AWAY. NE day the sigh, dear, and one day the song; ‘That ts the way, dear, we worry ‘That {# the way From the Winter to May; But Kiss hands to sorrow, and whistle away! ‘Thick on the highway the dark shadows throng; In dust and in daisies we worry along; ‘That is the way, Though we weep, though we prays But kiss hands to sorrow, and whistle away! Living or dying, we're one with the nod; ‘ inging or sighing, the way must be trod; ‘That is the way-— From the dark to the day—