The evening world. Newspaper, October 31, 1900, Page 6

ADNAERPDEOOD EE OADDOOEE DETTE He a AT THE FAIR ONE Indy, and I want four ulele seats | CHORUS or "| WILLIEBOYS-~ CRPPH EE Chat EEE man to ki pacts make maney en the wolf from the give (he public what Will bring Wim money, and the kind too, he must find out what the people | we expont to pend time and strength is ‘deat and then Let eae whe sn work before we 1 aboompltens Most human beings in this land of excess go about much| 7) public will not buy what It doesn't want I Dut a lite tan expects to i nd the verdict of (he general public is . Shih nasitry ya i A ented of the time with their stomachs Jaden with undigested Nill true i ‘There is nothing | | e fest time he t food. It is never digested, but is after a fashion crowded 4 it, oo trivial, (hat it may not ve 4 we TY vent _" ler contro i, way that will appeal to mh at 4 a i i \ a i i ty out by the raass of the next downeoming meal, For very te if you tel it in the Fight way &, |r oul fill of fever, ‘aad run rot] many of us life ts one long debauch of a kind that stupefies amr sory civer e \ ver overyehing, 1 teil you that wenhis) Aen cage ) preceding exhilaration exeept the tlekli 4 BOOd Knglieh, that is all you need \ heedle a @cardimnag Mush Aa TRA BFbdt. | yout any preceding aration ept the tlekling of # @lothe your thoughts If the | A ¢ lived., Master! the palate, Often what seems to be the sensation of hunger carry & message bo Any one " “y yo em master yor Mbbbaewe.to try and Ww J. WHITCOMB RILEY } ae ea Wk {is in reality only the deadly gnawing of poisonous pto= OAFVE Aatiien for the NF rite} (yeh human heart, te wonte that statue, | them in the wey if you don't, falmaines. And the “hungry man, instead of eating, ought t 08 oF for the enjoyment of the fow ade) inn ther wna thew wan’ monitin ryan away WIth HIM POT Ke toi i hers ) = hn yet Hi Ly soe Ypiring friends and rohowrs thot eather ino ity oreeh 1 abe Jie are goluy to snecr behind thetr »8 tolling at the stomach pump to empty out his choked-up ¥ around, mut the perketbe vide. dle muer put a muanle on hime }engine and boiler 4 0 th ‘orld odupone, and t atl f ' Be rats uy Gos gual ran Nite i 5 hob bony: 1b deine: MORN) AAAS Eat and drink to excess If you wish and if you think thel @J a @ men pis gilts, If he haw ony, in order | tty be nie WH ay kt verdrawn, After all, (he me—et!fun worth the price, But don't be stupid or silly enough to oh the most people h the art Mat if at hadatel s ora do le to ¢ hoone Marble, It's the child of hie pentue he J heart the nn hone of it. | What we mee And hear an beet ve P DON'T DRCHIVE and health-giving funetion You may Foves it, he doesn't want to part with) Wind pol nm wh at to report what @oes on and then VoURSHEF ; : may But it telly w eory that appealed the people want | ‘ tt to the di it carefully AwOUT MATING ent ia lei Ace Blk alt vena and tes —~|} ann mnsnina, | ft will do you no espectal harm tf your IZABETH CADY STANTON TELLS ORLS NOT TO MARRY eeeerereteeres health is good and your constitution Tl MEN WITH SILLY NAMES, /s:rong., A mild debaueh of any Kind Is not necessarily fa- a dit must refuse to marry men " j ful of Jack Cate's toad, Altered) tal. hut if you habitually eat three big menis a day you bi ile aims 1k 10 ) | 4 Pf bi! ri ni ee 1 Hd blah shortening your fe. And if you habitually eat four big vites oriticlom, A crusade along (hore | nee, menle a day you are inviting sudden death, It 18 not pos- (prennenon aera n> oo pi As 4 ih rage he Fi ah sible to take enough physical oxereise to dispose properly i ay ve ean dual name during lite, | #, #. Jand the next, & vole wve ani of four big meals a day, Pa en (a) Vawinekors utter whi My If you will be # glutton don't waste money on special~ Val. pear i sting my] ’ } THE HALL OF FAME, 4 He one fa tr yu ame (late. Bat and drink until your leaden eyes bulge and your et . oa Me ed a yh | enistband cracks, Bring your “appetizers” and “digest. . A beth ye Artal wou ave | . i Brlef Biographies of the 4 a) sounded! ere’ to the le with you. They will strangle the rude but Wen Whose Names Are VFN | “t 1 inink of iris reduating fon i fyendly wa we of the nerves of your heart and stomach, ! Jootiege Wink regis on the cal t Firat Chosen, ae Dolly, Molly, Polly, Kittle, Howe| hat, drink ah be merry.” 1S.—-HENRY CLAY, | J and Vinkle | If you are in the habit of eating and drinking too much ORN — i newt 7, The Slashes, Han. ayer County, oy Vs., April 12, 11. Megan Wt as clerk 1h etore, Licensed asa lawyer, 1791, Wieoted to Kentucky » 8 Sonne Rerved many terms In Hovee of Reprenentatives ty, no) chowen ne Bpeak~ mer in LSih, idate for nig National in JAM, 1888 pnd 1M, pelliiant ofas jonia’, louder Neb protostive oy oh noel blow ho sheleh of Nath Awihorne will be print. GAY NEW YORK. THE {don't care if you are all sald out PEP REd Daa REE J. WHITCOMB RILEY BMOUVELY, | doubt very much if} he trouble is (hat they do net try to wants If @ poet Peeks success, the kind of etiecesm that ot wuccens that \# going to live after him, By T. E. POWERS. BOXN-OF FICE Here la my ard 4 clean have when fF got {nto thin Hne long now.” If whe was a little older we'd be In the walt-for-age class.” rit \ or | \ BIAZABETH OADY STANTON, lineq will work wonders for the happl- | neas of women, | AML vigar, flat, elliy names ahould he jebjured, and it reste with women to do |e work, 1 repeat, we-muat return to marry men will wtlonable coxno- jewally changed 1) Leginiature, ang Mens, e by a elple act thu save ¢ wives and daughters from being mortified ond ridiculed all thelr daye av Moges, Crabbs and Tulle, | rt If men, proud of some old at eator | would dig around the roots of thelr Anoeniral ivere Chey. might end in a nag, @8 1 did in tractag the origin of Cady. 1 found my ancesiors quiet, conservay tive peo er protoating againat roms injustice or powurd customs, Ao ent on, atop: by ep, I found the changed into an 'e,'" wnttl gt inet, In the reign of Henry VIN, Jack Cade loomed up and wan hangel for heading an inaurrection egatfet the govern ment, has dared to protest against outrageous injustice or absurd on, Rey Ma one. é erred ob ihe planet, of tase 1 ie ay WINDOW, My uncle is cousin by marriage to the leading ec rEC Seeeeennoe Cee ee or I Aa AUN JOR sabi. ae THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 3}, 0b bed bebe “Bho's sald that forty-seven times in thirty-eight minutes,” ‘Sho must be telling the Ueket man the atory of her life.” “It eho was a procomion I'd take her seven years to pass a given point.” "She has Philadelphia bload In her veina.” A encanta nee NING bere boderotnbe My board's half an ineh Into w power and at ary world all Hee to grow \» nity of time to do it 6 and perfect hin now but at nreat merchant ts there ‘The crown is of changes and velvet, conper red Mik, Each sldq) ‘There has not heed @ Cady since who | So A em dyed to may the hows at the. the bath» PEE eae So) TELLS FELLOW-POETS HOW TO SUCCEED.) wrew from amall begin in everything. NOVEL FRENCH HAT,| VOL Mt, NO, 14,316 Published by the Press Publishing Company, 0 to @ PARK ROW New York, Entered nt the Post-OMice at New York an Second-Class Mall Matter, A DOCTOR WHO ISSUES LICENSES TO SUICIDE. jt of stuffing herself three times a day and frequently Al got acute Indigestion, which gave hera A New York woman was In the ha . four Umes | Te me eee e eet tett san FROW A FOOLISH WOMAN NO A WISH MAN, ee as eruel torturing every time she Indulgec in her favorite amusement. She con- sulted # famous and popular New York He laid her $28 away Ina Then he ques- *lspecialist in stomach disenses, ldrawer HAM full of notes, gold and silver 4 . . 4 * * tioned her, looked wisely over the tops of his glasses and wid F “My dear madam, yours is a very common trouble You Your stomach, your whole system of Give it enough to do, Don't not ent enough limentation is suffering from sloth jBat! Ent miore! Eat Eat between meals! let your digestive apparatus have time to complain He gave her medicine to “stimulate the appetite,” that is, And she yftener! jn poison to deaden the nerves of her stoma h vent forth rejoicing to spread the gind tidings of the gospel f gluttony mond dieting and are flocking engerly to the new prophet, Patienta are leaving the doctors who recom. There is the “confidence man’ who goes forth to run down the human goose after a long and hard chase and to ieeeeeemeeneeed Satoh A scant handful of feathers amid f# clamorous squawking, Then there 1s the “confidence man" who sits quietly at home while running from every direction to Insist upon being plucked to the last ee the geese come lfeuther, and to hurry away to grow more feathers for a |speedy return To the latter class belong this medical genius, He noted Jhoy the diet specialists groaned under the tyranny of Jittle to eat and that unplease jan to taste. He noted that the self-indulgent were always jbreaking away from th Jing that the regimen, not their gluttony, So he has ‘chosen the way of popus He makes business for himself, bust- regimen and were always pretend= wos responsible |for the consequences larity and prosperity ness for the family physician, business for the drug stops, And his patients kiss the business for the undertakers, hand that poisons them He ought to be sent to an asylum or to prison, Instead he is respected, admired and exalted, Of those Who are able to get enough to ent there are |precious few who do not eat too much, and there is prace tically none Who eats too little, Small indeed is the quantity of food necessary One i 4 Cie FRW DO NOT BAT TOO MUCH, NORB to keep the body in good condition ne the | (MAT TOO LaTTLe, rin the rr coe r q oper { a pvddon, fake moderate meal a day made up of proper oa poet al kinds of food would be enough for a perfectly healthy per- son, As for giving the stomach exercise, that is so nonsen- Iaiea! that it je difficult to see how the quack keeps from laughing when he talks it ron ean find out the fact by noting whether or not it irri- tates you to read this article. If It does irritate you, ask yourself why PROSPERITY CERTAIN. Inst she! » hated, how their patients). ial Saee 1 OIOQOG ODO FOOD, DOOD NINE WOOO DODOOIOONMADOE VOOR ‘ BY ALL MEANS LET US REFINE FOOTBALL, ; ® o DOIOTS 1PM ayers) eins eleletetoeoiwie ah te * ary being distributed by the Re- 4 Hosa” ick the scene of fhabion, It reaches nearly to the floor and curves into the Agure In the back, while the front hangs | and straight. shaped revers have a design tn the cloth jeut out and atitched on, "Bay, Willie never gittin’ chase! by & cop, sever sheotin’ craps, never gettin’ hit by @ trolley oar, never wee a ard ga or nothin'!* feeemeea ee ee ee ners sc OLB EH SCHEME, ‘ mane ourve \ na against a "t you? TomeYour ( lls are covered with? white dust + Am Amewer to Wall Problem, Dick='8h! 11 te 0 nil On MSY Ty ine patitor of The ‘Evening World Pechy, Her | ou know, keeps 4 tn anewer to." and’ ©." wall’ probe bulldog, That at 1b event m T would nay that if thirty men built Poe oe re IT DIDNT MATTER, ji Grocag What hot Diack or green! Bridget—Bh ure alr, Pere ee es ONGC ' ANEW LONG COAT, | & read a totter headed “Thinks Al) Wen ‘te full otrenm no. foree, Can Get Work,” signed 1, M. Franois Bain 4 Mr, Francis evidently haa no know!:|% can veon ihe punning river backs HE COMIC SIDE OF LIFE Where All Is Fun and Jollity. . red toward substituting f OOO OOOOOM TOOOOUOM) AREN'T THEY TO BE PITIED? [| Dett) Sergeant—Don't be afraid te use your arma! Have some snap about you! Now, when | give the command, “Pre+ yrent ar ring your gun emartly in front of your body! Head up, shouldera irewn back, chest expanded, &e,"" i ’ “Toh w wot life I* kids wot don't poor 6 , ULETTERS "Bie sr ; 4 wall 600 feet high In sixty days, ¢ ty men would bulid foot na The po y would be workly fay at on fiver ow eontha feet, ten ho fourth tin twen five-eigh:$ re Ath 0 and? i name-$ Sergeant--Prea-e-n-t 1s, ‘we day twent ran Acrem Preeti r Crore a ly Wve two men would b: Ino ' , two times twenty-five-neventy-tecot Which Is seven and twenty-throe aixths feet for day's work. Tob endeavor to obtain a peattion of almost any kind, and after olahitean months of id} faithful purault are till on the streets, a 1 feot it would take twenty-two men, although competent to A almost working ten hours a day, sixty-five atid | position, Perhaps Mr, Prangla can suge five-elevoniis day |qeat some method I know not of CHARLES O'NEIL, aged tt. | WwW. BCOTT, No, 6 Rehool, Jersey City. Is It an Oment t To the Ballor ot The Bvening Worlds | An I returned from business one evens ing a black cat folfowed me and again Brooklyn was one# noted for theliaat evening the same cat camo walking beauty of tts girls, But To am here to) yp This greatly annoyed soy that Hrookiyn girls are not asa rule, me, Who can tell what tt algnifios oneshalf as pretty ae thelr sisters on CURIOUS. Manhattan Isiond, Walk along Broad.) ae way any Baturday afternoon Just as the Manbattnn Versus Brooklyn, To tho RAitor of The Hvening World ne. is finest beauty show on earth, Brooklyn ft tea do you want, airis, though pretty, cannot eompare| with New Yorkers, | THOMAS B, OQULDEN, faye Work Is Hard to Vt To the PMttor of The Rvening W ’ ta winer (han tomy‘ ocretsof the soul alway Th foolleh faith, Al, stop Ine stead The water at the fountain head! t doesn't mather, lor-btind ’ Me missus |» \4 \4 edge formed from personal experience of the matter he writes about, other wise he would not one much conf: dence In his abilit this city, Many men have used every Tut utter caught to private gar Which all Ui’ assembly may not heer. 0 Beet Croquettes. Beet croquettes can be made by mixing te gether one ee, the finely chopped meat and powdered bread or erncker crumbs to make a mixture (hick enough to bo handled; salt and popper, Mould this into small balls, roll these Night> ly tn the hands unttl they become cylindrical, and flatten them at both ‘ends. Roll them in cracker or bread crumbs, egg and crumbs again, and atand for two hours ina cold place, Iry them in hot fat, and serve with brown sauce. Beel Ple To make a ple of cold beef cut the meat in emall pieces * and let it clmmer in hot water two or three hoars, When it Is so tender as to fall apart place it in @ baking dish, cover with a neh biscult paste and bake until the crust is done, This, too, should have plenty of souce to serve with the crust. For a simple ragout for breakfost pr luncheon For a Ragout, cut the meat in smaller pieces than for the stew. Pit into a saucepan a tablespoonful of butter and » tublespoonful of flour, and stir over the fire watt! it ts a dark brown, Then add, for two cuptuls of meat, the same quantity of stock, or of water with two table- spoonfuls of beef extract added, and weit and pepper to taste, Boil tor half an hour and serve with baked pots Hy the addition of one tablespoontul of catsup and an equal quantity of some appetizing sauce, with mushrooms, if desired, this will serve aa an excellent dinner dish for the mert course, % Make a Souttle A nouftie depends for fis excetienes Upon being served immediately after {ta removal from the oven, Chop the meat fine, For two eupfule of meat make @ white sauce of one cupful of milk, one tablespoonful of butter, one tablespoonful of flour, salt and pepper to t and cook with it a of bay leaf, Let it cool, and in the mean time chop the meat fine with it one cupful of bread crumbs, the yolks of two t sauce, teaspoonful of onton julce and a teaspoonfal of chopped Feat the yolks and whites separately, Just before turning Into the tered bakin diah fold In the athff whites or the emu Hake ina ately quick oven until h golden brown, Herve in the dish in which It baked. Rims i it FH ‘The collar and ori y