The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1900, Page 6

i THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, OCTOBER 25, ORY’S DAILY CARTOON, \g) ated N GAY NEW YORK. \g \g By G.E. POWERS. A ONE-MINUTE DIALOGUE, folelol=jntalnfolefaletoletotelelatebtolstetetebelotatele yN ‘ sid tnt Published by th + Publishing Company, (9 to @ PARK TONY, New York. Entered at the Post-Uitice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, WHY THE LATEST BANK- | THIEF WEIGHED 280 POUNDS. | WOM Meet parts On a ebotolobledetetetetetetelieteteledalei~iobtetatfolooleieleteletetaeiniaiabelntabetabetatetadeteleloteletetetetetelelelooletetebbatebaba AT THE COMING-OUT PAR1Y, =! Hetnfatafeles fete There is only one element of novelty in the theft of oevemeseeeseess, $700,000 trom the First Natlonal Bank, PPA er aT RASCAL’ Y fe ig mot novel for a man to betray a von a CHANGE, CCS os vught to have been svatehing him: to trust It is not novel for those who Neglect their duty [tis not novel for a thief to be exposed. | But it is something of a novelty for the thief to be a “fat rascal! | There ave some kind f pascality that tend to flesh. Ady mon who is swindling wholesale right and left, but is con-/] scious that a loophole in the laws or a bad breakdown in the machinery of justice guarantees him immunity and freedom from disturban ery often gets fat But the ordinary rascal, the vulgar’ seoundrel who is stealing by some cheap, if clever, scheme that i9 in violation of the simple laws against larcenies, Usually stays thin, He Is worried, And insomnia, not fit, is the disease that goes with worry Also he dissipates, Also he feverishly specu- lates or gambles in the hope of getting together en sugh to make good and cover up his stealings As a rule nothing so tends to keep a man's skin close to ‘ his bones as the never-absent fear that in the very next sec- ond he will feel the hand of the law, A friend claps him nthe shoulder and he loses several pounds in a perspira- tion of fright A strange voice hails him from behind and he ie threatened with heart failure, The door vell rings in the night and he sleeps no more : But here we have a fat thief-a 280-pounder and there- fore # specimen of sluggish and swinish tranquillity, H must have slept soundly, snoring as loudly as any honest eltizen with a conselence like fresh milk, He must have enien hugely and digested without difficulty, when the first gs FA part of the system which fear of exposure attacks is the di- Phe H y 1 he Hostess. Yes, my daughter makes her debut oclety ¢ evening. She (estive apparatus. He wasaqreat Inugher, when the mus- moment ! phter makes her debut into society this evening. She will be here In @ clas of risibility soon stiffen and the sense of humor soon|» "Don't stop her.” withers away in a man who is always at the brink of dis- |i Hradstreet » says she'a worth $7,000,000," \ grace and prison | Chorus “T eaw her fret ‘ "Utd be ke ge - ny. a letter.” What a tribute to the intelligence, the alertness and the| We UM ho like getting money. 1h & totter it Pt ; ae Willieboys “We'll spend the honeymoon at Pompton, N, J." ey a 16 officers And directors or) 4 “They say she's rich enough to eat diamonds for breakfast,” STEALING the First National Bank and the politt “Propoealay made while you wait.” PUACIDLY BMY ian who examines national banks { i ‘ A DAY WHO EXAMINER NATONAT DANK IN | ftetotetototetetetetatatalatelnltelatatetelotateleteloimtolalelulmleteleiofolotetntototatotataleialalateielolotololofefetel Two Y this distriet for Secretary Gage! Here | . iin sins piinicnidinectnniipbenanannmnniis loereeerreenest wag a thief taking money by the bushell ON THE CONTRARY NOT $O BAD AFTER ALL THE BG MAN (excitedly) ot M1 that Bryan ie a coward (id he resign from the for five yenrs, Intterly stealing at the rate of $800,000 a & cs army? year, $1,000 » working day, $6,000 a week, And 80 confi- mbes @} THE LITTLE MAN (ihoushtfallyy vhy Roorevelt didn't publish that statement of Van \ : ? dent wns he, so certain was he o t q + WEN about the | : J f 8 he of the stupidity and blind By , Ness and preoceupation of those about him that he Hterally ‘ Seb bsieteleteietet i. clelrintebieteleteltoieteloll | \ a eee {flaunted in their frees the facet that his annual expenses) 7 NO RE ARRI AG RC By WILLIAM T, DOANE wero ten times his salary He was so far from worry or | M vb . . ’ q . i i or dre. » be " q f NN a LL : Bishop of Albany. doubt or dread that he became a phenomenon of fat ‘ e most yor "i ) 1 HAVE ho neod to roves we ye at Paut'e vtarement inf RAGHY the most tinportant exhibit in this case ts that | ‘ fous and toeot | i Npletle to the Corinthians and} Polling, Waddling, puffing mountain of superfluous flesh Ye whieh I oar | | tie Mplatie to (iw Homans clearly shows | be ind that there iy } | of the Apoatoll F 4 | Ye py cl Gre: definite 1 | | m ‘eaching trom The story of the First National Bank's loss is the old fa- | Allows any romorrinne af 1 yu f (hat only death dissolves the |miiiian story of a great business based upon a system de- 4 OHy cauno arising aflor dertame bond y | f follow \| that for the fleet a years} ised for and proportioned to a small business, Instead of 1 rn Hi} DAMIUVe CHUTE NO RUCN THINK | pergrererermreomeees EOXPANCING the system to meet the new | iv ret. that the dig! vil ae romurriage after divorce ane fae At tho foundation , i hiy, that the Church of Rngland oan ie tcnie conditions, the men in eharge clung tens | Paitasindeipt 1 BEING at | sail Ny ‘orien re LITTLE 8 V8! actously to the old system, partly bee | potel Ww ! | eo prene in , veh to] t ae “We 6 are you makt heads otel Chucst-Wh-what's that In the corner thore? erd national tif | Wirrages by Gey canon Jaw reemermenemmen: onlise changes and additions would vay? Ath Pome | Mandienieleaca:tonict dv rariln We're autora’ (here that's all Lecondiy, that the alwen 0 Uy, thal the whole spirit of the Nave incrensed running expenses, partly because these Men,) “yo, cor, aony fool could seo that tia] Hotel Guest Oh, that's all right. 1 was afraid at first ‘hat ‘twas a foldint @f divorce hay be ertsa ervice of the Chureh math: Tbred to conservatism, were conservative to stupidity, That{a footway bed to morality, decor ! (lL lie the indlesolible sanctity of the v in, We have again an illustration of the passion for routine, ae \, a AM ooiniry and thin DIBHOR DOANE. | EINR meite . ; as WAN IN nen —— q y, thot th , { eur hat to ca is de | FO i 4 Church to-day ' \ n tprove that it la not right; There wasn't anybody in (hat bank apparently who was THE DAY 5 LOVE STORY. ‘ OFFICE 4 Hgd Va net by th haw Gl Ab td wed Hl) than ie deing any thinking about the bank as n system, except the ND MATINEE GIRL. q or by the cane { ry prohibition of diveree, with 1 ' wr he ko sisten 5 r e n . » ned thet i ' ‘ t " ) remarry, for insmnity or | ft note teller, And probably he didn't do any real thinking 1900, tn yf fitoa 9) 3 if * ae Hate nt he ea ee i ay FOUL MAYERS TA ROL f Pourthiy, that 1 fel Linpelsonment The chances are that some accidental development simply WY HOY ked Wily Brown, { wo atrall) moat limit eT er rd want you to marry save . 4 ‘ om meelf and leave you to pe ro Pin feet or by iy a \ y thal where there Ie any jwet his dishonest little mental apparatus to running erooked Who wold tloketa at the Lyceum | js¢ iy And she slenipied nile nek i Haid fA ut Liki You { reete, i: ie not eters oh pon a auestion of this} Everybody was busy doing what he had done yesterday window. FUL the permon, WHOM) to tho fat had poured at hor see | hoi W 1% ‘deat, and / Fifthly, thot oy mppetanee, moral religion aod mi sired moat (0 have Hike Him! nat and was whisked away before Bhly | let us make a new ose one snd the day before and the day before th law mont in (his the f merey ty to antequard |’ By J96 i V before that, and 89 on for Al was a plond matinee irl with eoft evet{oaught his breath Anal ne Lov " : amely, hat ' y oof marrings again anyfaliarter of a ecentury or more And wien the machine] and goldeaiinted hatt ‘The autumn was ao dreary tor Hilly] since that wher matines | have felt eee a ean be porrly \ seerat to keep man orjlahbeltled Alvord bequn to work Y kealy, it just Kept on ft was the last in before 10] that he gave up hie place at the Lyceum nh were mine hea and noul, after } y mt “ib o ain Antth o singers, 8 mn] reer elang wholly to ‘ Inetance of i Diy of the a linat way in machine fashion Aiithig of {he sink lily widow and went on the road an ade | | sh thee AIMEE Henceforth ted arty in a dive wn i Veorhe bi. f he must f her or vance ent for a new “ata me oir lalea ut love to me } ane to amrin that ! parton and restora«|@1nes panels you seemed to be seeing netive, alert, Intelll-| season opened leoded on] arranged for his company ‘eobeotentcofocts lol iat, nf ; “ig . ent, thinking beings; but in entity Vb Were seeing noth=|a bold He ie) two. excellent Inia the Ueatre Where he L¥eMUMH GE lyee ee TENTS | ‘ ) . Md fo renl mind somewhere or the machines would have pun ' alah phe ti 7 ‘ ‘ diel ' | 5 Tre * 4 . when she nian Obert} o he Bohemian Girk’ Ina 4 “ith it YOUR HE AR rs THAT {down and the bank would have stopped But that veal] was the 0 ie da ie cure| the stage, #0 near that he could almoat Baal B } seeeperraent POD: Be Hs 4 ofettotototetatotstetetelalellatotel sre twenty, my deve [MINE Was no doubt busy with the large constructive mate | tain hid Just gon 1 the second] touch the rail with hin outatretcned | Brief Biographies of the a NOTH you , \ uh If Oye young man{ters nnd Nad no tinke to look about and see whether eaen| it when Billy # 1 vio the} arm, sat May Ward, hie summer mat: | Men Whose Names Are : F i WF soeleLy ploapant ‘ Vacant seat heslde Mian Ward Ineo girl Meside her was an elderly | ove m hine was minnine traiqht, ane Y es p \e - rs * } me as follon ; 1 often, hy not urge] NUDE NING WAR MARIDG Analg NTs ANE MAKS pure TEAC HE MAS) wy sush a monn | but nek, | woman with &. Cane a8 cold Aa Ul We First Chosen, oPear Mise te obs Nim go without 4 re uM) Yd hegun to run crooked , Prat you remember ny | handsome, and in the chalr behind her 10. HENRY W. LONGFELLOW. seventeen, and ‘ 5 \ arasp the love or] You ean travel up and down this world and look in nt} sang Raffael and the van audience | lounged a young man with every enr settaathihd a pany with » y r win noe tfting trot gabe doors and windows everywhere and] {riled and atirret and Wily leaning | mark of the dissipated man-about-town ’ Of late he only con 7 “for Your moat earnest efforts wat see these machines. If you Heten, you! Maewiae whlepered Into the amal! ear) "Whovare they?” repeated the theatre | q a week; i / 9 \ DESC ESRD As ho he x Ua near hie shoul) attache when about them, Bg Do you t Kivery sould bring heraelt to] THINKING bear the monotonous click of their “WIL you remember me at such a] "Oh, that Is Mra, Barrow with her son %, A a 7 had I better give “ “y vornel! regarding her lover, be WEINGS Wheels, Something is put into their] time? 1 would sell m | to serve |and niece, Niece in an orphan recently | er adeatn i} It would seem to " hothie of ever sa dear to her | Fo ettetronmetemeen furnaces three times a day, They rest yoy ' come to live with the Barrows, who, 1825 at lover had begun to w iy It ned he A oan ce ye hed sige, from twelve to sixteen hours out of every twenty-four, The THUY Apne OL: OF SALA TTA LOBRETIE I Ee hie ane: te mort M4 a eee | Bowdolm Jah sweetheart " ' young 0 ean being thelr Raid * rr : ‘ = == | are trying to force a match between Coll MGA a ONIN a4 the te i Tl hearts wider ARH COND! thud: Bhi naa | 10% tor ne re ow i > then: now and then and an under- A FALL NOVEL TY her and the son, Who ta no end of bad where he \ 1 lover oses of them w ey ar . or br F 5 SSAA years. Mos \ } Inver ae _ |Mther disposes of theny v hen they are worn out or broken pbs Wha: othen UB and atten ey wi 6 kee: weary a girl of * AURA JHAN LIBBEY yeyond repair ‘Their tales of love whall toll — mate of he had vee 4 — i But do they ever think? Not really, Do they think that sang Haffacl Nathaniel ' tines, q PRACTICAL TEST they think® Of course. A wise man named Spinoza once ‘There came the booming sound of an ex-| Hawthorne, The wchoolgir! of ox + said in his satirical was plosion, Por one awful moment no one} Studied law, but gave It up to knows as lirik er ow ” i) . noved; th hat o tdreade| 2 Decome, In 182%, Professor of . q i ent she t liad ; MoV yen came that ery most dreads fi 29, sor Oo! fa the does aboy URA JEAN LIBBEY \ fA stone on its flight through the air from the sling ed of human eteners"Fire!"” Out of! Modern Lauguages at Bowdoin, en 2 a could speak, it would doubtless say: ‘How free Lam!" the box young Barrow darted, followed Became Professor of Modern Plobeleloelolotototetelejoteteerlofeteieterl young , followed ololeederinliminlotoloiee That is only another way of saying: “How Ido think, to olowely by his mother, leaving the girk Languages and Literature at ROSES AND MUSK ‘ be sure!" to take care of herself, White and Harvard in 1886, #3 AND WN 7 Are you think swadhvad panting, she stood frresolute, gaaing|(f Published “Hyperion and hie i | re you thinking ne wadnys? Or is some one doing all from the fighting, surging crowd in the first book of orlginal verse Wi live: were ' Ug jvour thinking for you? Or are you just “running along?" alvos to the mmoking stage, Then a the Nighe') dn 1839, And 1 were ithe t 4 — supenennaameenee) hand caught here and a strong arm jvangeiine’ in IMT Our liven would ue “Y $ : GE was about her watet, for Billy, climbing and “Hiawatha tn 185s, oO . ‘ Th ged or siaging wea ‘ over the intervening chairs, had gained Died at Cambridge, Mass, Blown fieida or tlowe the box Mareh %4, 1882 ‘a Green pleasure or gro ‘ " ‘ rr | “T will save you, never fear, Thank Distinet a “poet of the If love were what Whe rome ty w 1 1g | Got, T have found you!” heart,’ whore verses are bee And I were ike the loaf, Y n H tdentiy | When they gained the pavement loved by young and old alike. WT were what the werdy are, ; ’ they paused, She did not thank him in] Ws reputation in England was And love were Ike the tune, J if ' words for saving her, but the hand he ba etait an that of any other With, double sound and stoi, ‘i | had held in their fight was uot with: | 4 reeds eae of Ms day, A b Deltghtour lp would ming! { , ravted * drawn, and her eyes shone upon him] fished weholar und noted for With Wieses giad on birds aro ver whe Cm y neve full of tender admiration, the beauty and uprightness of Musi Bal IMNOL Yin at noon, Titeen urually grows dixtreseingly di | “You did remember the song? You did Me perec nab character, 101 wore the. woris are, chanted with her when she is seven and] tiie: Baebes OUbANLren'( think of me?” he cried, forgetful of the Vormorrow n short blow Uke yo Rein twenty. And, ax the yearn lengi2en|ing homer biaren't: 7e COM, fire, d nraphiont of Wash. And ereep on, so dows bis diaitke Of) ayy, I'm going to wee if there's any- “Whenever a man has gald a word of ington wilt be ‘ her, not to use a etronger word, Jove to me wince that day L have thOURDE). oepmeed with portent, ’ (hing in that eoheme, of sleeping on a Do Hol worry over the loss of & LOVEF piece of wedding cake," of you,” He took her hand in his, ‘teow “® fr a5 ape