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‘at home,” and !* seems to me that thir iv one of rene ED, Padtiened by the Prece Pudlinhing Company, 68 te @ PAUK NOT Mew Tork. | (neared 00 te Pext-Chee ot How Tort co Gonmnd-<ane tat Matter, SATURDAY, SHPTEMBER 8, 1900, There Is instruction in the spectacle of Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science Church, being driven around the race track, before cheering thousands, at the New Hampshire State Fair, Megaphonic announcement had been made that Mrs. Eddy would appear in place of the next race, ‘ There is instruction in ihe recent de- | parture of John Alexander Dowie, faith * | preacher and healer, hound for Europe in the prosperous condition produced hy the contributions of thousands of trust ing disciples, This human faith is a wonderful and | complex quality.-and very profitable when played upon by charlatans, a THE EVENING WORLD'S DAILY FORUM. Signed Editorials on Leading Topres of the Lay by Keconn) vd Authoritias * * THE TIN F MON Wty HENRY CLEWS, The individuals wh meee nn ee mec, are about to spend time and money | find “the = misalny link" in the wilde of Afrion would, In my opinion, reflect more evedit on thelr own inderstandings = 6 Ce aa Cte eet ee mt INeve ar ue J it bel tony Wt old Comtuctua be moe DOOKX sesooogaonoceso0900090090000000000: T. De Witt Talmage Lord rajeed 1 \ hud, the a ‘ Jrint ‘ \ Ip tert Donde \ ‘ ut ribe of Henjas to whieh wlonges rein even heey ed letteha ren, a yecome In Mhe use of th lextrou 1 tt eft hand that the Hible aay hey could wling stones at ha yadth and not mise THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 8, 1900. “g HA TACKLES IT €INOLE HANDED, fured (hough! THe would probably throw a Mt and iwi back to his tomb in a cold sweat at the alghtet Na ration hin conservative philosophy Nut the world do move, and Wu is one of Ite pace makers on a bike Te hasn't tackled the ehirt watet et, but look for him. Get out your kodak and Wateh for his ¢ & down Pennsylvania avenue tin yellow sweater knieks and (heekerhoard stockings! Will he oliew gum? Well, watch Wuewily Wu ffountains, and warbling birds T have seen men of wealth gathering about them all;to your spheres of duty, and be not discouraged If, In a hud entered the summer house and sald to King! thelr treasures, enuffing at (he cause of @ world lying your frat attempte, you mine the mark, Bhd mi Kitlon that he had a@ rel errand with him, Tmme> in wickedness, roughly ordering Lasarus off their it, Take another stone, pat it carefully into the sling ! fe were waved outof the royal |dooratep, sending their dows, not to lick his sores, but wwing It around your head, take better alm and (he presenoe King Kelon rises up to recelve the meaten> to hound him off thelr premises; catching all the pire ;next time you will strike the centre. A Ni Ue ele handed man, pute hie left hand rain of God'e blessing into the stagnant, ropy, frog-! The frat time a mason rings his trowel upon the 1 et pulle out a dagmer and throata, Inhabited pool of their own palishness—tight-handed brick he does not expect to put up a perfect wall The Halon folie, Ehud comes forth to blow a trumpet of men, worse than useless—while many a man with firat time the carpenter sends the plane over a board, jHberty amid (he mountains of Bphraim; and a great iarge heart and Httle purse has, out of hie limited or driver a bit through a beam, he does not expect to 1 j0nt iW Mnarehailed, and proud: Moab submits to the means, made poverty leup for Joy, and started an ine make perfect execution. ‘The first time a boy attempts \ ror, and Terael is tree, uence that overspans the ktave, and will swing found a rhyme he does not ‘expect to chime a “Lalla Rookh” 1 1 learn fir#t from this subject the power of left- and round the throne of God, world without end; jor a "Lady of the Lake.” Do not be surprised if In © handed men, Phere are some men who, by thelr! Amen, your first efforte at doing good you are not very y phyeloal organize ton, live ae much strength in their) Ah, me! dt fs high time that you left-handed men, largely successful, a left hand ax in thelr rieht but there is something In| who have been longing for thin gift, and that elo-! Understand that usefuiniss is an art, a sctence, a a the writing of this text norne defect In his right hand which well as accomplish « Well, there was a king by use hin left gronter dif they he ame of Walon, who Ob, the power of left-handed men! Genius ie often eyed jut XP 46 manny na was ap war ut tara nolf-obwervant, rat ot Iteelf, not vs to much bn fo Imposed Upon t om outrageous tax, hud, bur ince ite own aaerandizement; white sq ditures to some of the ¢). nareof whom | first spoke, had a divine commis: many a man, with no natural endowments, actually Yorying needs of the q Ile ourme, protending defective in phys United States of |that he was Kolng to pay the tax, and asked to nee nication, Hing ta ile vas { i tei as In, i na naurtit : here the place Heh the Klik retived when tt war the Kingdom of Christ. ‘Though left-handed, as Bhud, h ire Ie an old gay |too hot to it in he palics Thin summer house was! they can strike down a sin as great and Imperial as weevwocoe ecooeting, “Charity begins |a place surounded by Nowors, and trees, and epringing | Ralon, the ceersion where it might be put to profitable application, ‘The fn a large country with a tremendous popu lation, compriatng repreven’ iver from all the nae tons on earth, Tie money spent on an idle wearch to establish man « relation t avonkey, Ju Melously expended in Anglo-Hixonlaing our for ign element would jncrease the resources of the! Btate and by wo doing inerease our power ay a ecuntry. Hers we would have at once tangible results, viaible to the most casual onlooker, Now what about the dive into aniediluvianiom? What*good Will It accomplinh? 1 belleve that it Is better to forge ahead and not backward Tam not willing to admit that man ever had a misaing link, It is part of my creed that the Al- mighty never brought any one into the world un- teas he was well shaped. Those that have come otherwise have been deformed by accident and not by malice prepense of the Creator { It haw become more or less of & fad to look wey | © eral thousands of miles off for an object on which t@ Invigh means, At the same time there is no Mack of things right at home which deserve all the Attention they can get, It would be more to our credit to try to connect the Hunks which are necessary (o weld our coamo- politan population together than to inaugurate a wearch after imaginary links, which simply unfold | a tale of only monkey origin. Such a tale may wag A dog, but not an Up-to-date twentieth cen- tury human being, QUERIES AND ANSWERS.| Laura le & World) STi neanner th whten 20k® wMoh be bestowed pon me; which, Indeed, 1 vee atten af, Md Hot, Decwune We are perfect #trangers r veartes to ey ily when he looked at me so peeultarty sip fr and go out | | ited to subject him to a loak of Inquiry in return to utter strangers te to ine | ‘hie Went on until one day which was to termi nl matter of won file there My mother and T were seated In, former it of positive the room and he entered, a» usual He spoke to « Narn euiieman without noticing us When suddenly he A youne aie) who aienn L20ked down at me Just as he war about to leave the Ver eptatio “1 Go weltae TOON. AMM as T happened to be looking up at him our me as follows eyes met Dew Mian My Tamiled up at him, at which be turned with such mother and Thad oecasion! & peeullar look dd, without @ the ko (0 @ certain place) Khost Of a amile tn return, left the room, wovera! limes, where | me Whether 1 had given offense to have caused him to a gentleman Who rendered) behave wo I do not know, but it has made me very no a great service, and! unhappy, 1 have learned to love this man so much wan, moreover, Very kind (HAC Tcannot keep him out of my mind. J agtentive (9 ime every, In fact, my worrying jn ao great that It is ruining jane me Metilaggert t be gol orany tntolrely ow Magvogin, with dew Fwhy now the neighbo: awe wid thing the tanthrume an dottoe what's atin y Magoogun asked but 4 Mr namie Mre tien paeartion an midnight bathin sworrees. sald White te fring jot Understand what he intended ta convey by certain! ime we wont there \Ve a. frst attetbuted thin to his) my health, which wan far from goad to begin with xtreme politenews, bal Judging from hie manner after If it continues much jonger 1 shall not be able to we had called a few times | began to think that thie stand it, T have confided in my mother and she haw Was Hot tile sole motive Jolt me to welle to you for advice, Please answer "He gradually grew more | eolog that 1 did! soon! 1 COCKIALIN an gin: htokeys , tome that dollyket an dis inhi av whame to ) apoortin around tn cow a-acetul they'd bring the the cheek av a marble statehoo An veld nuver au McGiaggerty —-nuver tn the world e have to tell ye about tt. Thim holghchuntes or bongs as me daughther Tooay calls thim-an bad fest to her, but ahe'd give an oye-ball out av her very 1@}bead to be wan ay thim, Mra, MeGlaggerty!-have an oldaye that all the rest av the world is craay to know # Hwhat they are doin, su lo,an behold ye, pwhat dis pwhat it was, Mrs, me frind=se O11 tong. vy (hkm woclety ducks at afther doin, alanna, but inwoltes the public ie Newpoort abow.” sald the sn party o dollar a head to see thim pwhin Nev. 8 1800. widow, “Upon me sow! it they're dasanodn, Jisht think av it, Mra McClagmertyt ile AU sisise ADhT BhArKAS lal? PATRON, rooms to me, Mrs MeClage (Handin out a foine big bounctn dollar bil! that id buy ' werty hat they ave ‘in good pints qv mixed ale to nee a serawny-nicked ‘Twenty, Tweaty-Ave, nawthin to do but think jan spindle-shanked tot av so-called socotety belles How many rounds did Sharkey and Jeffries Nght in up new ways ay makin /bowin and -apin an sassharayin to aloh other tn each of their two battles? CITIZEN: foola av thimeelves, an pwhin ft comes to doin that, |thim quare walk arounds that they calle faweawney Twelve Rowndn, a How Jong did it take Fits to beat Peter Maher ty AC | firet Une’ Yeu. Was the past Lavor Day a jegal holiday in the Abate Of New Jersey? AR Yeu. Will pure amber burn? W MILLER, | . Two, Did Bob Fitssimmone ever have a Neh) in the United} Mates before hie fiaht with Jack Dempaey? OBORGH WIDMANN, | do, Champion of Amerion, Was John |. Sullivan champion of the world? HM ‘This Simm You Shall Conquer.” Latin, Pease ici me know what “in Hoe Bleno Vinces Means and what language it in tn. Wa oo She Boards Plants A Philadelphia woman makes 4 comfortadie living | Bummer by taking plants to “board.” When Wealthy residents of the city close their homes ory 10 apending the season at the aennide, Woman calla and get their plants and takes thom | own led aad Perils of ofthe | Dance. a Crablyy, of Norfolk, Conn., is 16a veara} ¥ Me puffering from rheumatiom brought on hy mnt Billy bio of Fort Soott, Kan. es) put themselves Into. the worker for Janna, they do it to | Lasht wee! hey war enrryin on ny ava Ww Queen's taste were not ver “ty woman woud A start a Retreat.” There are hosp! vd Laake re to iy times a week, Hable a Imes w of an care a Tew woelm Lrbiir’ “eh tpthes jaliousty at, thelr macare | Mre. “Neauty alleged miracle in the jatier couse they Bip log while doing a} iene from a period of suffering and imperfect car With Improved skine op far ae Kk daweawnees. Don't dhrop dead at the way Ol aay It, Melaggerty, That's only an tmiteetion av the A) axternal appearances go 1) ton otherwine My “retreat” would be a place of temporary seclue {+ Hon, Where a woman would go With no object in view bul In & wretohed condl: als, (0 be sure, fOr every) excepiiog (he recreation of her freahness and love aliment under the sun, lnew There are reat cures, It would not be in the elty, but somewhere within santtariume an omnes for easy distance, where the air ja soft and pure, with valid of . sexes nothing harsh or drying in the atm eund where . number “ust and smoke and noise are unknown. ‘mit ken down T should require for my “retreat” a large, sunshin: mentally, & woman with! simple du c 4nd cheerfal home, with big vreoked nerves knows | grounds and garden where to go. When my ollenta came to me it would be for a iy nen who require| resting place where the culture of the body would service f a wells) be considered for the time ail important and where ao Huipped repair shop for | menta ox or worry, no strain of body or ming lent theme | would be permitted to enter {1 s amore of lows Kaeh one of my patients should have a room hy ‘phoward — httem Of herself, frexh and dainty and above all things coms een Te Ne | Hitare lewnone aw|fortable and restful, with windowe calcubated to ad-lany medicines ef mie mach muneiine and fresh alt unwelcome draughts, Meals should be served daily in private or at a pa table, am deaired, and guests undergoing cer- but not to fet In ‘Thin week they've given @ new twiaht to thelr non. | a good | ainatentities (ain sinew of treatment could remain in atrict #e-| watching nendnmbarben vines” vikprionnkaw anes i i ibe. In yt | Wu tackled the sprocket dragon without the ald of hin nice, soft sliky clothes or, und he didn't burn any foss aticks or bits of yellow skin all along the course & profes sprinkio bite of paper to Jumped on it single handed, gave ita few yanks from ty ourb, emt | times, and then weked biker wasn't Jopaidec. A White Winge sheathed his broom and took a day off, trusting Wu to make a clean job of (he street with Appeals to Left-Handed Men. which implies that Fhud had |quence, and the other man's wealth should take your compelled him to | left hand out of your pockets. Who made all these railroads? Who set up all these jelties? jane asyluma? ning, and pullin thou Who started ail t Who has ‘and mental organisation, baa an left-handed, and yet they were earnest, and yet they carnesthens for the right a pationt industry, an alle |were determined, and yet they weee triumphant F consuming perseverince, which achieve marvele for) But 1 do not suppose that hud the first time he (took « sling In hie left hand could throw @ atone at a breadth and not miss tee that gave him the wonderful dexterity ta Jean Libbey Writes of Courtesy That Is Not Love. Vresy Publiening y T must confers that t! | letter of this kind. for \trol some young girls are {hintle-down, sport reckoning Into what nox root My dear, let me point ou pity the sad mistake you ented In you. You were a patron of th the gentleman was polity women patients (Tam a of dentist to whom you all you were misconstruing ht showed you plainly, by hi encouragement from him No doubt the man ts ma veart, His interest In ya | your business dealings wi Think no more of him and ensicsensseibiaien liad aia the objeat from the box fara have all the new words phe calle thin soort of golneeon ts foonoting. loyed Jood be the showldhers an plassoin him turningt “Poo-ooncting, dye moind, Mra, MoQlaggerty!.|mo for a parariner Old Yee! thim off an Olrteh jig /Dian't tt sound very aswell an thurty-cintey, |that 1d make their heart# jump wid s'y an their oyes me frind, Begorry 't9' me id foo-nonetion im |Jingle in thelm sockite. Mebbe Ol wudn't welt the Mre. MoGlagwerty, aff uver OL gev ap me/fyure an make the dust My, Mra, MoGlaggerty, Old foine dollar an mot nawithin olse fur it but & give thim a ta-nete ay Aaeanoli that ie da-anctn, me solght av thim at their foolish ancin. Pur it's frind, an tell thim the nyat toime they axed people at all, fr, an jot dancin at all, sinuates that it ewalior dancle pwhat davanoln radiiy ts, |few yararde ay the loight daymonsthrate to thim, Mre. McGiaggerty, that lep: loight an eddicaded pa-air pin an hoppin an sotde-steppin an moonkey shoines into (him, Mra, McGlaggerty! av thal soort wer a very deffrint koind ay da-ancin | from pwhat Ol ushed to pra-actolce pwhin OL was) @ young gerrul, not so many years ago alther, Mrs. MoGinggerty! “Bhtrip me off a barar Harriet Hubbard Ayer Would Establish a Beauty Retreat. tot There would be different courses and different epe-|from a hygienic point of view, claliste for the various treatments, would have an obesity class, whose members would) al) the time be ah atmonphere of pene spend much of the time cycling or golfing or doing exerciser in a well-equip-| urged to lay all thetr burdens down at the gates, I ‘These pationte as well aa all others) should exact that A hid were to intrude, ped gymnasium: would be upon a diet espectaiy prepared and caree fully carried oft for them ing curves would on the ful atiention, and ¥ were gently lulled to the rest they require by mame sage, Various bathe, rubbing—even by soothing muale, which will quiet nervous petienta sometimes when id that no nerve irtjiation should 1 would employ in such a “retreat” the nothing else does, reach them. beat massage operators, cures, pedicures, hair specialists and electricians, 1 would also wecure (he services of a good woman, agreealie and inadequai¢ th every respect, em, who would promise me not to give nS a great city is ue place for a beauty hospital, This would be a rather anomalous, house phy pomttion for a doctor, but synonym for deatinetion Asetor would be Kept busy examining pationia to note pe oy Pla Me I i to eee that nervous cane i wt noon Men of no wonderful endowments, nds of them acknowledging thermaelver to be +) ' emotions and unbridled affections, which are like the ar | can nee, to throw youg heart at hin feet for every he did as any gentleman of honor ts bound to do; Men who are fn love do not healtate to mn the face av th’ arth, had thim in front ay me fur a minnit Old show thim jan ie wt THE E VENING WORLD'S SPECIAL SATURDAY EDITORIAL PAGE FEATURES. Idea of How Minister Wu ‘Tackled the Bike. HeOV AY, girly, woulde't tt be the grentest fan to #e sat the woods not Katurday wil have a lark? DI ha been w dyin for nis whole f vid with thie outhurat the leader of a party bright boardiiaeschool girls, overcome by her ene Silo, Le IG, CONFUCIU® THROWS A FIT Next day he scraped up of Wu's evolu He Hons. Wu waa persona non grata with the bike for a while) al! around it a few but he finally learned to ride it, and will soon be! If the blamee doing centuries th true Melloan style. When he goes back to the Colertial Rmpire be wubdue ite evtl spirite 4 polleeman will provably get up @ race between 14 Hung Chang and Mince Tuan, FERDINAND) G. LONG, trade. There was an ocullat performing a very dim- cult operation on the human eye A young doctor stood by and sald: “How easily you do that; tt doesn to cause you any troablo at all.’ “Ab,” said the culist, “It Is very easy now, but Tl spoiled a hatful of eyes to learn that. Ba not surprised if it takes lefore we can hejp men to moral eyes sight, and bring them to a vislon of the Cross, Left+ heyded men, t work! ‘Take (he Gospel for a sling and faith and repentance for the smooth stones from the brook; tuke sure alm, God direct the weapon, and great Gollaths will tumble before you T, DE WITT TALMAGE. hese churches, and schools done the tugging, and rune the 1 suppose It was prac- Go forth! rleves me greatly to receive) state of thelr feelings toward them in plain, atrateht it shows me what little con: | forward words am weil aw’aviior# wont to exercise over thelr’ ‘This man has given you no reanon whatever, am far! passing breeae, little) He womanly and sensible, my dear oun Koll the seed may {Ak*! morvid fancy for a stranger, Lat it be the aim and object of your Ife to put your and | thoughts on some useful mubject or employm Hteud good books (any of Dick inet Throw off your it to you tm all kindne are laboring under in imag: nes for prominent feature, Ask your mother to help you get over your foolish fancy of caring for a mah who cates nothing for you Make up your mind you will forget him, and you will be heroic @nough to conduer Never take It for granted that a man ts In love with you until he tells you so in plain, unmistakable words, and follows up the declaration by asking you e ostablinhment, and as such to you, Just as he is to all ssuming that {t In @ doctor Jude), but when he saw that A courteous attentions to you is coolness, that you had no to fall in love with him, — ;{o be hia wife thuslarn, sank exhausted Into a nearby hate that ist what T was going to suggest, and ttle Smithte with ue Woe would have @ (hie WIth her roshe has «story for neate ly every Made of * added a girl addressed by her companions as "Dodo." “Ob, dear’ piped a third voles "I know that she would be joo horrified for anything wt the mere mens tion of an escort, and 1, for ene, think tt would be simply stupid without one, So there!" and the young Judy actually stamped her foot at such a horrible une dertaking. r "Well girly 1 have an idea-you know 1 get one oveaplonally that Smithle ha via romance some time in Her tife. replied Dy: ily, “and me time When she gets very fal Tam gor Ing to ask her, Ob, Miss Smith, won't you please come in just a moment! eho eried as she caught sight of a mall but very erect figure coming mowly through the hall, “We want you to tell us a story, and i you won't care very much we would Mke @ roman Wouldn't you, av she demanded of the biuehing rew irke rt ing at hor approvingly, After the girls had nestled down comfortably on armechair or on cusnion, as near Sinithio as possible, p began auletly 1 y know one romance that 1 think would in. tereat you, and that concerns myself, Would you Hike to heap tt"? ond the yilling else; do tell it to usl* they exclaimed ta unison thleen years old T lived at home with my parente in the quietest of ittle vile lanes, & tor my elxhteenth birthday 1 ow given in charge of the tittie village school, My lite was Very uneventful, until one day a young stranger with curly brown hair and eared on my horteon. dance and straly ‘AC frat he a but, growing by fore the thone were happy days f me and told me he hod fa fn England, which he must claim in person within wx months, How sad was that parting. 1 folt » foreboding (hat T should never again wee him in thie world. When he was leaving he broke In two pleces a little ring which he always had worn and gave me one half, he ying the other, “The winter days never before seemed so long, but early In the spring 1 recetved the joyful news that he Was coming on the Ove, and would arrive in Bowe ton the following Saturday morning, “At the appointed time I arrived at the whore lesued forth so many, many emigrants, some with hearts full of hope, others with hearts full of Woe to start life anew In this strange, new country, Soon | raw a man, bent with the burden of years, slowly coming down the wulk as if searching for Bomebody “Are you Mise Mary Smith?’ said he anxtousty, ‘If you are 1 have a letter for you “TL quickly recognized the well-known handwriting, and, tearing open the envelope, I read the deaths kneil to all my hopes “Darling Mary; When letter reaches you shall be no more. Ah, why 1 ever come back withs out yout You have been in my thoughts night and Jaughing blue eyes ape One evening 1 met him ate \tway lot my heart to him ompanied me to and from school, Fr, he came ta myghoure, and bey ves fell we wore engaged, Ah, me, One day he came to en heir to a large estate wutumn je whart day. Good-by, my precious one, my hand {9 getting tired, Fodthtully, YOUR JOHN’ Tho little half ring war Inelosed with the letter, That was all, but the faithful old servant told me ia all alt clroumstances of his death; how he sted pneumonia and died in (iree days being joing that this man to whom you refer te even Inters!amusing works of fiction, In which love is not the} \uried at sea, how during his brief diiness he was continually calling for me, and in his delirlum fondly fancied | was there,” Toward the end of this story Smithle's voice bee came lower and lower until ft was scarcely audible, and her eyes were blured with tears Now, wo al) Know why so sweet and lovable a little Jady Was never married, and you may be sure that she accompanied us on that Saturday “lark end many more ber tried or, if not, has a aweet-) That Is the best, in fact the only proof of a man's ou Wan confined entirely to love. th him, When will young girlie understand (his, 1 wonder? Me ts not in love with you. LAURA JOAN LIBBEY PD LOFWATT | tyuey Jean Libbey wetien for The of thelr affections with the) meat wiih the Family Slory Paper. jog World by arra Widow Magoogin On the Cost of See the Cost of Seeing Society at the Dance. Abrinkin | way me daughther Toosy ree it vy the wiher day She brung it home sto Dublin!’ Old shout to the man wid the shtick pwhere ihey at the heas ay the éreheatery an wid that O14 bounce Another thing jout in the middle ay the flyure an takin some googles that's goln. to pay a doliar a head to come to wan ay their holgh lehuned foo-oonetions to give thim the rale thing an jnot perpetrate a low down Cooney's Oteland ewingle Bovotety daweawnger—that's me daughther me frind, Old theip thim @ |'Tooay talkin to ye agiitel® Very sad affacnirs, Fwhat fanta-nstic meself, an Old | they anpiatiy nade is somebody lodke menelt wid a feet to put some lolfe me frind, though Toory in- that there's no nalter or But aff oO "Whack fal-loo-ral, dance to yer pasartners! Wolt the flyure, yer throtters shake! Iwn't tt the truth O4 te!) yeu Low ay fun at Finnigin’s Wake!” or two of the “Rocky Road | * JOUN J, JENNINGS. erotsing, and that everything was being done prop@rly For example [] In my “beauty retreat” there should first, last and happiness out of doors, Walking and|and hopefuinens, even gayety, My patients should be either by post or otherwise, The beauty patients should have such diversions as the practical beauty culture and good company of charming women could not fall tore! pI With such a “retreat” TE would guarentee to work absolute wonders, But, absek-aeday! I am the buslest woman in the world, and while | may dream of a “beauty retreat” T never expect to materialise one, but | wander why ‘some one else does not, The only places claiming to do thie work I have Insproted have joen dull, dis The heart 1, The patients for develop. other hand receive the moat would see that such women physical culturtats, mant- A woman who simply is intent on making money would never do as the @ead of 4 beauty retreat, but the right women exiate where for such a san- ftariam, and when to ihe frout, we he Is In my opinion drugs ard the in beauty culture, and my Anatitu- mo oe SPARED A LAST RESORT, Hostert—Havo you heard, Baron, that quite une expectedly my future son-in-law has inherited @ large fortune? Haron—The lucky dog! get married after all! A LIVELY PUNDTION, City Maitor—How did we come to get --ooped on that fire early this morning? Night Asasistant-Thore waan't any send out on It but the soclety reporter, Clty Editor—Well, why didn't you wend hime Night Assistant—1 did, and he turned in half a eole umn of names of those present, SURE TO SYEND A141, ‘itm thinking of going to the Maris Exposition, £ wonder how much It would cost me," “That depends.” “Depends on what?" “On how much you take with you," a CONSOLING, Our friend Apouter han woe Now he does jot have to “ie here to Mr, Goodley--Alns! to wish hor well and|to that bourne whence no traveller returns, Mr. Hardart—Yeo, thank goodi He cna't geome pcture about it, a i ‘ eid tape |