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Pemteaeed by the Prom Pu!ishine omnany Now Yor. #4 the Pest-0flice at New Tork us Genrad-ciage Mall ¥ wore WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 1900, VOL. 41 «1005 NO. 14,280 Rapid Transit That Rips. —_—- oS a JOYS AND WOES eet REE bebe THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 15, 1900, Y OF LOVEYDOVEYVILLE-ON-THE-SOUND; | S OF A COMMUTER.—By rere Sui as POWERS. eer our My ow Pretaret They) mahothe: wnvaterw orem, . . : The Deutschland is a record breaker, SS e » She has crossed the Atlantic in the P*}ommf > breath-snatching time of 5 days, 11 hours, bs ; > 45 minutes, 4 Her average speed was 23.32 knots an > “Fifteen minutes to Harlem" would be f ; Fs only about eleven minutes and a half if > ; Fs we had Deutschiands pulling our elevated E , rf . . Whea Win wakened In a snowdrift In his bedroom, for the “beautiful” sifts Its way through every commuter's cottage, he nearly Getting to the ferry-house, late business already, and with all» Just think of it, ye fast-aging waiters }) 0” ne fora train wh the stock on the 3 for rapid transit ! FUR 040440546 POPP IOS eeeeaend TEPEtere lS SCL ce rcraee Tees | ee ee ee we E Ee rere ny Co ee re is Messensecsenscceocoscooeooocooee! A Swed SSanebsSSSSSSNEEEEEnS SE sSeseREEeNSSOS EEE +LbCTED TCLS eb enabkbaEsaEaeers _ ' - eeereeccce ' Fi ' ura_Jean_ Livvey,iTHES ITS @ OF @ FUN ® TO ® BLAUGHTE UN.! Thhe THE EVENING WoRLD's| PsOSEQ_ace~apey iT E BITS @OF ® FON @fO0 ob | [IheDayzloveAory i H q ‘ ' ' Ww an NOT NRORSSANY, GROWTH AV RASY MATTER val lo ha i] id‘ DAILY FORUM. THE BRIGHT SIDE. yoyo gone mr na exter eor| W ray hate zo tt us ied‘ —— wre hing bis ss in atrene tay 4 man, come out some if Giies~eve thine Gigned Editorials on Leading Topica of the Day | tity 0. peoveeecabassetensasarasaeeeeneet | Gites-in « pale of trousers by Recognized Authorities. n | anout THE sia oF IT. Perret ere enn nee ewe wnn tee eeence q ———E * hether ' Perhaps no man would have red halt, ALL MEN THAT Wy. ry Were he allowed to choose tt, “Daughter, is your able? VACATION IS A GOOD THING. vielootiudes t when he has It, Just the #ame, Well, ma. hes exactly like pas when he gety bie ° shut i He doesn’t care to love it »wA Way about everything he’ vely” 7 jows had missed Dick's cheer free a By fr uf | see e ccc cc eee eooocoee Se » eal from the Levity Club of late, ao f ’ ; rset rT F 4 a : eT A ra went to his chambers in the Temple and found CORNELIUS VAN COTT, | THE ARISTOCRATS CODE. IDEAL STOCK RAISING, tite sia wridne tabie, which was otrven eit bane 4d You cannot change of ment matiera by being dey t and odd scraps per Postmaster of New York City. spondent ant carrying the sign of your hopelessness | This story U'magwriting,” said Dick, = my mag AM a firm bellever] |), your careworn face erplece." in vacations for ail] Trials and heartaches come into eve fo; he io 8 geriy he raked together about a dozen scrape of é rin philosopher who dill searches for a chink ered wth diagrams and @ sheet of paper enough for some men are \ eee ads . n iH | My idea.’ he bee this: Two fellows, named to amy that they never| yrems in that t . to t | ' Dick and Harry, are in love with two giris—Luey take a rest. Directly] «r* he every Ghrupt) i ane vane Now i ae Lucy, while Harry's _, {turn which ‘eads throu stead of be th affections are centred upon Mabel. Very well. livt they do not. but then Ld ' } there ts troubled. ¢, Mabel doesn't care a straw + they have at their dis ° tents whif ' ney ‘# Dick. And the object of posal horses and othe ur t Aha i nis Harry, D'ye see raed ahisaern { | § he continued, “there te to be a masked ball @ poor do nor ; - fa " tne four char will be prese poRsess ey will grow restles ' ek t as a ChE ant Harry The man who hos to } yas Mr Answers M is going as Q Mary and work for his living my pe i | any as Mra Krarer ey all get , . ‘ rt otf know what the ds« rs will be, needs a vacation. . . . H Burt at the last moment ange thelr give all the employee t wer | dresses reing the characters D'ye se of the elty Post4)Mies | re . "Te1 think [grasp [t," I muttered between my set © good rest each Sum }when nerag yout aie : \ ' ee 1 ‘i Dick, ts that - Wel continue ” “the consequen i. mer. There is no question that they return in). ° ew | { tne whe was eg ¢* Mr Answers, but who Ras better spirtt and perform thelr duties more satie- | > . . ' { A North German farmer has Imported a number of [really gone as a Chinaman, proposes to Lucy, who factorily the remainder of the year f gloom ee . } Vcelebrated milch cows from the Tyrol. To prevent g!# made up as Queen Mary, taking her to be Mabel, This ts perfectly natural. Uninterrupted Inbor ih * ¥ ee : I Fi xer rule the world, For honor’e thumesickness among the animals he mported afwho as a matter of fact Is masquerading as Mrw ; gear in and year out cennct be sustained with| " vo I" we have t 3 ee t Sip bo me ak Se be uple of Tyrolean — and had them perform OE tola seul wit GMAME (0 weal ou an ee wach g02d results <x work broken for m few weeks [ove 9 1 " H Tet te nenmenenneanew Ties snd | baleve t ean orn: that seine: eal fi @@) year by a cessation of dutios jin | coceccccecceccccccccccecoccocoocs H PUR CORNFED LOSOPHER t ied ennvebed wt " increasing om ‘The vacation is, moreover, something for every| f i HAS ITS ADVANTAGES ' I have noticed th e thin wor ‘ J “4 “4 k oe .s ; . bY 1 ‘ w 1 . Pt afte t ° > eal) desperately. man to loo forward to with pleasure. It encour-| } hk every man ts master of his ow i nib ats A wove Ht Paes sem Hae cee @M him to more conscientious efforts for h r don't: Koes. he it of a lot of blame by } oper imp sister affects frow pointing from Dick to Lucy, showing he loves @mployer. —¢ feels as though some recompense Jletting some ahi: Shak Cala 1 eecce cece ceeeoece ther: here is another from Lucy Were offered for his devotion to his labor . oh [eweeece conc wees cece cewceocccocoes: | ‘ ate lores Horry.” 1 ’ treeniled now, - = ted . ‘ « H 4 . rT than anyjham's hair was a ing a rig More eapecially in a metropolis like New York Ft | z WII'S LATEST, a sunt f 4" paid.the “Then here ts a curve! line from Harry to Lacy te oes the rule hold good. Here there are th urande " { : si “ye = fe ¥ s-Phey say rain don't really make a feller anaes rook I'll have to try one,” said he iandiady the diagram, showing them at the ball, which points @f men who get no opportunity to epent even a " ‘ H i ; . ae since the shower my clothes seem a saava'tee ts” Ge: the’ tat?” Glew dare ta the country. To theee men and to| _ls**s,/" mrites toe the ideal Malicathpap dh es mel Sub ale dS tnt Noses ceccccccccecleosooeroces en eenesene= H ‘Heavens, man!" I broke out, “drop {t, or I'l ge mane elke the Pai aper eee —— o ae . ety wives the vacation is a boon long r 1 \"" r "Do have a iltthe patience,” he crted excitedly, dared and much appreciated A FOX TE RRIE R THAT TALKS. Russia Leads | MANY-BLADED KNIVES. | BROKE HER NAME IN TWO, [ores getting ‘uite simple, 1 assure you. ‘There are those in affluent circumstances the vacsti n . “ oe © average 0 pong e HE lady reporter en detailed to procuresoniy a few points to clear up and it'll be as Te fa am ever enee 164.44 60-0006 4a Oe oem RED | THE , Mrfork kala’ tenes et had been detailed ure Loni x 4 Bas lost all meaning. Their time ts more or leas a Sl twvanaue fen sapere Mabie by ‘% perate Bape se fon ——— ae baie his pen in the Ink and drew another St their own disposal and they take a rest when f France and Germany. i RE POR ERED: Be ee | beg your pardon, madam,” she sald. approaching |diagram representing the four characters, they feel the need of one | } twenty-six, | Norway f the occupants of x. “but will you! “You see by thts,” said, potnting to ft, “thee ‘The poor man cannot do this He aenends en ©) twenty? Russta, me by giving me your name? Dick, who ought to be a Chinaman, ‘s really Mr, Qrely on the humor of his employer for a fortright ; ty Archibald Jo Neeze, 1 the Indy Answers; white the © @f Dappiness during hot weather : Tam glad to see that the vacation among work-| + feg men and women is becoming each year more} and more a popular necessity. It is a goou invest.| | ment for both employer and empioyee 4 ee 2 | 22 on ee ae es Za —— HH ] —— 3 WAY IT WAS BROKEN OFF. © your engagemer broken?’ said the girl | aray “Yes, it 19," replied the girl in brown, frown. ¢ At the recollection “What was the matter? “He barely deceivet me Brown, “You seo, tt was this Gay to promise anewered the 1 asked him ; fain would smoke + i me that he never digaretios, and he prom Then I asket nim t Pefrain from the use of oo in any form, and he! » : Peomised to do that | told him T had a : a of any one who touche! \iquor. and re to toueh it. After thar | suggest ; lube had a bat influence m young men : expect him to give them up 3 T algo took up the subject Seats en 12 ‘ ; . b Promise that he would » ng cards and bettine | ¢0.04 64 ‘ eb save om races.” f and ° “Weill, you didn't demant a great dea! of him 4 ‘ ° A yout” seid the iri in erar. “Il suppose he tece in ou In the matter?” ‘Broke his promise. dit he” “Oh, m0; 1 could have forgiven Rue eh Oo I was congratulating myse't : ast how : formed one young man. 1 equi ny reforming He wasnt advictes + the habits ! had marie him promise + e & terrible shock. and I broke the engng Fedes ‘There was no looger anything in tt + Sih liad la tat : teresting.” ILLY EY ——— t ; eM ’ ne BEGINNINGS OF GREATNES ; | YT Has bere in this old cen smaned the | 5 " : man with the who hed re Fe : j hirty years to the) o et hie beyboot @ys. “that I isarci my 4 It was here 1 laid the foundation so to speak | * We . = ” : success In life, Free then.” he continuet aly i Of the business career I have since Nl rf Her s are : It Molly's heart would beat for me ; Be iow 1 just i hear . Td give the world, at '& my part— ; For just the beat of Molly's heart 4 And my heart near itt 5 3 Wraek L. Stanton, | | 66-6-6-6-4-6-6-6-6-6-8-2 9 OSO%+ ++ 2244-46 ‘es many . " pe wa “ 7 wow! Shank « BR Ss kes x © born E nh A ea ‘ ay ’ * t I ng « tel . eh “ elds miles of coal fleids Great Britain Canada Coal Coat mining 9 develope ing rapidly in Conada owns | at cant In the Sea The matter ean wo with yards deep ° om A Big Balance The Hirttish Emchequer's the Hank Shore Lights Lighthous dot ships balance at on April £5.00. greater na year ago and the Magnt-| roast ot wae of ‘eat Britain at the rate miles A Big Force Tandon nae ii p The New Word AN ™ ACTRESSS * MANY ™ MISHAPS. |" . Miss Mary Hampton's Hairbreadth Escapes in Two Years. soriptth: pale shes * ne to every fourteen en lime dmitted thonary repiie Panton me." rejoined the reporter, “I did not quite catch the last name” | it and Ld wu contained tn th “May 1 ask how you spell itt’ Hd be suMictent “Certainly. J-o-n-e-s, Jo Neeze.” haughtily ax over the dry] swered the occupant of the box, and the reporter re- a layer tired to the foyer to fan herself. Munte tpal sTOwnership. The munte! trol of the gasworks at Rochfale, FEngiand, is « esafal that a profit of 95.0% has been turned over toward reducing the rates. FE:CAING AND YACATY. Pero ee ree oo Oe Ee eR Hee Rm eE REE ERR EE eo a ta unt a eo ¥ res some kind . s Castle, Westy #, (ie Queen and so on e A giant knife made by « SheiMeld firm containg as| These nau [many Mades as there years in the Christian era, |!* nee 2 hey 008 too fetebing in the breeay yach' weart BOSSED BY STRANGER Ss < HERE \4 not a rely a in ores whose for ‘ ver whieh rules. The House of Austria ie lo reality the He tla the Hapsburgs being of Bwirs Saxe-C reer The Ki The young King of Spat King of Maly ie 4 Savoyard adotte dynasty in Sweden w ormey at Pau, in Italy, | country at naa arter amo. ner. Dy | Mirek or tlh) Threen from ans, being therefore partly Ravariane and partly Swe. #| foocpede in Cie | ing lamppet ie | renaway bores, Decwm | chie city, May 2.) Denver, Ame & Cable -. Mow on eratches, words & m or: + tan a century ond the King of Hellenes is 4 The Honensollerns were originally Owadl- he-that (3, her-and Harry has changed his disguise from Mr. Anewers to @ Chinaman. Well, Dick loves Lucy—Queen Mary, jrealy—but he takes Mrs, Kruger to be she, Sea, it — “Mop it, mani’ head!” Mrs. Kruger and Queen Mary went to @ masked ball,” I heard him mutter Once again I beseeched him to desist, “If the fancy ball—that 16, suppose Mrs. Kruger were a CT in—No, no" He was ly dancing about now with excftement, snd—bad sign—had started to work the thing ous on his finger tips, I watted for no more. Without delay I dashed off to the Levity an@ fetched half @ dozen friends. We arrived at Dick's hambers. The poor fellow was sitting quietly on the floer surrounded by manuscripts and sheets of paper bearing diagrams. “It Mrs. Kruger were to meet Mr. Anewers at the carnival, would Lucy be engaged to o Chinaman or to Queen Mary?’ he was muttering, “Suppose Queen Mary were Mrs. Kruger—impossblet Thea Mr. Answers must be a Chinaman, and I knew he isn't. Suppose a Chinaman married @ fancy dress ball! Who proposed to Mra. Kruger?’ We stole away as softly as we had coma, a seared look on our faces, A week later poor olf Dick Graham was safe in Bedlam. 1 erted. “You'll go off your LITTLE BRITISH PRINCES, neces Albert and Edward, grand Me Walen watebing the sol@iers of Mal ibepengt |