The evening world. Newspaper, August 8, 1900, Page 4

e ‘ THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, ACCUST &, 1900. : —<——«_ $$ eee MB mors, No.8) MR. LONELY OF LOVEYDOVEYVILLE-ON-THE-SOUND; fre Frm Pog anne, PA HOM Ok, THE JOYS AND WOES OF A COMMUTER.—By T. E, POWERS. SYP SEeOSeE Sooo Sec eee acre eee ceeey PEED EDE EES Eee ERE EEE E DES OG p eR RoE Oe He 4060086 F 00 CO0OE EO e feild co te Pesce ws or Yo wo Oren cen tt nae, | WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, 1900, VOL. 41 MORR POWER 10 YOU, REILLY! ‘The Americans who participate! in the rout ing of the Chinewe at Peitsing were the Ninth and Fourteenth Regiments, Nellly's Battery and the marines.—Cabiegram from Tlentain Is't the same Mr. Reilly They spoke of so highly, The great Mr. Reilly that kept the hotel— That bobs up so spryly And filling-the-eyely In China with a Batt'ry that gives the Chinks—sheil ? If it is, Mr, Reilly, you're doing right well! BurcneR, Leave ite Pb Roast -4 0° \ sat Prog y THE EVENING WORLD'S | DAILY FORUM. andijieceas Signed Editoriale on Leading Topics of the Day | by Recognized Authoriti —— * ELECTRICITY VS, CONSUMPTION. | By Cc. C. CARROLL, M, D., ist in lung Troubles. HE tnqury has arteen in the, eclentific world as to the ef. cacy of my electro-germo- pathetic system tn curing tu- 9, berculowis, cancer and other yr Jean Linsey = iaat a . Moment with the FUNsMAKERS. Dayz Love/ory ory, which I now employ with practioa! success daily, through a period of MAN'S WORK thirty-five years. A year and a half ago Mr. Moola HE DIDN’T TAKE TH MIS VALTABLES, * PROFESSIONAL PRIDE. * Mis Jardine) ‘Teaia made tor me an siectrical contrivance which AND AG GIRL'S LOVE. E E Browne—Pinchbeck’s place was robbed] = “Doa’t you know better than to tackle! AN EXPERIMENT. Of Q y, injected 10,000 volts of electrietty Into the hunan ROOM, laat night. a taan for 4 dime wh fing 10 ' a. system without tnjury Towne—Old Pinehbeoks, the job printer ladies?” nal the citigen street In the curing of I hope they hit him hard. corn in his pocket and find- ful hers Reggae 1 tae yo gener Browne — Well, Pinchbeck ts almost} !"* >this than o quarter, which Germicides. One I have used for thirty-five | craay about it. Tiy cleaned out hie} * reluctantly handed out years. It is an acid and effectually destroys the | hich contained $8 in cash, $2 worth, wane you Comber my — ‘4 ‘ petter'n I do, and mebby you don't, Dacillt of tubdereulosis. The other ts Tesla’s cur- ame and about fourteen pounds of fly repited Tuffold Knutt, pocket. When I first saw him he ‘The mote of application of my treatment 1s | was working in « restau- simple. Th's germicice is conveyen into the af: ‘rant. I refused at fret to make his acquaintance, fected parts by high electrical oactilation, Mr. thinking him beneath me, but Analiy, learning that Tesla’s machine is a new form of Instrument quite well educated and capadle of better ekilfully is the current manipaleted that no harm ‘marry (hen, aa he had not money enough to start in ite Tesulta to the bAdy. The germ is, however, com- well. Eventually he secured a place with « leading} ‘I'll get these Mies out of my hoarding pletely destroyet electrical house at % per week and worked nights}house if I have to put fy paper everg- [Rave experimented with thie instrument unti! 4"! morntnas at the restaurant. The two places made f where : for him. A week ago the @ proved beyond question thet ts capable him $10 per week, with prom GOLF TERM of eraficating tubercitonis germs. In the jast 1,000 yuld stay and give up the other work canes the death rate has been jess than 10 per cent. not wish to do this His Are expenal ‘There are more deaths from consumption thinks he cannot live on $10 say nothing o! to marry. It seemed to me better for him to econo The Lonelys go to New York for a little outing. ay from the quietness of Loveydoveyville. With the ald of On a Sunday a few of Mr. Lonely's friends wheel in on him for a demonstration of their megard. They are much taken his cream-colored calf and a little anti-mosquite ointment, Mr. Lonely manages to leave an order which the butcher with his new home, And the home ts, to a large extent, taken by them. The feebox emphasizes the difference in the morning » SSPE S EEE POOR ROSE ree Serer Pere re ePeeee: oi sbeebs neeb: + POOSOOOEPOR OOO: ooo eee * he O4Oooooe- he hahha H4999044009109400 000040000 o044-00eoeer: P#OOO000SCO Ob eee mene (Poprrighi by by te Pree Pub Nishing Company.) UTH says “LT am @ stenographer, 14, care very much for me, Gilbert Keith explained, as he looked inte the ‘ing-room, where his landlady eat, deep tn the local paper Ty the way, ve packed up @ bom of magagines which have been accumu unread. I may get a chance Ww 4d wish you would have the box r, and I'll tell Jerry to call for tt aad Quick ACTION. ONE missed his po ok the other Morning and at on When he returned me in the even he found tt In the pocket of his pes trousers “Mein cractou maid; “it bays te adivertive Ike de cee!” yt: for a short sketching trip, Mrs, Munele,” It to me ery well, air. Two daye inter Mrs. Munote, pottering away over ~ ced up at an elegant ad come unbidden into her kitchen, @ , fashionably attired woman with @ deep blue eyes and « beautiful intruder who each foe - from all other chrome dis: mise for aix montha and stay In @ respectable bust: 4 4 Mre, Munce, eames, plague and war {ncluded. Henee tt will ben with opportunity for advancement, than go back Rov jarearct nd then the . om Hunter—How awkwart of me; 1 understood how valuable the Teslaie current will to work where he could 1 dt4 not want actually diin't see the fy-paper! rac rie tar Ui cee arma, and was tens of thousand: ff from him to return to the restaurant, and gave him to iy ‘ r ddl Cee = understand | would not go with him \o if he did s Wo A REM ‘And so you are putting up preserves,” said Mar fanret half an hour later, as she sat sipping her tea, “Some doctors claim that kisses,” said “I'm going to help you. I'm an expert now, you the young man, taking another buneh é know,” laughing, “a professtonal.” of them, “are full of microbes,” And this, despite Mra. Muncie’s half-ehecked protes- “Yes,” replied the bright girl, “but tations, she insisted on doting. But when she looked scientists tell us also that microbes may Jat the jellies Margaret made her admiration was ua- mae et atimente, He promised to stay with the firm, but since then jhas been so moody and despondent he nearly breaks Prod \my deart. He used to want to see me whenever he jeould, but now appears to avold me, and even does not come to see me when he has promised to. I have of- “Great Seott! Is it in the air?” et fered him his freedom if he thinks the siz months = NHMAPMODRAAMNRTAGOG CCOnOMy too great a aacrifice to make for me, but he be trozen into perfect harmiessness by bounded. ~ @ will neither accept nor reject it. Ought | to give tn the speedy application of extreme cold A MBRE AMATEUR. “You won't be offended, will you, my dear, tf I song IG FORTUNES # 8 = Q and marry him and de nobody all my days? {ee cream, for instance. ‘Did Mr. Sloman really propose to you ja box of them to my sister that lives in Jessup Coun- Hi It would seem to me, my deag, that the young man Petes rere enmnentnent enemoentnone fiast night’, asked the fret Summer ty? She's an invalid, they would be such 4 trea@ h the Handkerchief. intent upon marriage should be willing to curtail his ‘to her. To Gilbert Keith, camping out with some kindred Yes.” repiled the other. “He told me | was the only girl he had ever le gin expensive habits ake of the sooner making epirite in the heart of superb scenery, was duly de livered the box containing Miss Jardine’s Jelly. “Great Scotland!” he exclaimed, “how were ever magazines turned into feliy—and such jelly! But— seeing how under-flavored the meat and over-flavored nin whieh he butter to be had here, I'm er ind of the trans eee formation. And I'll take the goods the gots prowide= 0 de asm nm PERSONALS We PLUCKED We FROM WE THE WE NEWS, creat een nu ean TOOCOUDUMMEOCOOOg OGIO “Does your poetic license require a war revenue Mamp? asked the poet's wagrish friend replied the poet, sadiy—“only wo Up and one to 5 epcatage stamps farlem one recent even turned on palmistry mer,” sar « and ff advancement, with deat What did you say to him?'# can't poastty decide thie morning im to go wet a reputation, offthank you [f I waft the room I'll call bright tonate. Tt to far course THE CUSTOMARY STAMP, {a : = 2d eee ee ring one's self " ud folune & th the . 7 ween brad ay eae he: he nd . sine Cr > iebbbbehbibbdbnaranaeehaadhehhhhhibbbaeeaadahennade? 1) aeraanneeeaed & good deal of loneliness and monotony up in the forefinker wn manded at's rie Kerio ae vi mountains, So as suddenly as he had come he packed elut or hand a eee Saas SAS Wena ak up bis traps and took his departure, He let himeelf ta through. That leaves y kerchief. wasEELGue’ oh 0:5 elpaikaces iatare tine OF with his latch key one purple and staritt evening, Rtteed by the linee of your palm. 3 of ead your #.% bes “Your bad sixpence is back again, Mrs, Muncie,” he fertane from those cre ¥ Gre tnlty Poni tanl Petraes ans eullaa’ le aaeeane @ x oulead eried, entering the parlor flected tines of we charaste . oe ee ah a weld at siauaiaiek¢ ; But tt wae not stout little Mra, Muncie who rose Then she «prea anak te? out us or tan 4 from the rocker, but a fair and stately young li end « senkten sees 4 frowned In pale blue mull, with @ bunch of Mlence she began | Sis td ta that tacit aheurth 4 tucked into her wide sash. wealihy ‘ smasthentt tne Cramal ho 060 be ai & “Tam Mrs. Muncie’s guest.” she eaig with « emile, sinter a ra ani te - t jardine. You are Mr. Keith & 9 she ke hee future fn @ position spe : wed IW haste: wey Gach, Ble Whad fo P » “Jardine! The name ts a famitiar and honored one Which were undenia true, and which lent a sem. , ike ola tasniha © ving tet HM. RONINBON here. You had left Melton a short time before our 4 werit to > aanmaees LAURA JEAN MERRY dig et eng’ lam happy to meet you.” ‘ ak andherehiel bere e saith ols Wak os, ale On the other slo of ; »| And when Mrs. Muncie came in she found them peidasih wn China, Henry Mo Robin This woman, Mrs Elle-| “And why, Mr. Keith.” she demanded, when be . the young man 414 as - f ‘7 \ ree . ¢ Atlanta, will abeth Lyda, t* accused stood up to good 1, Mid you not send for thas 4 ONSTA BL E W IT TH i) rt ET tablish a United States of the interestng crime box of magazines. It wn cellar yet.” “Harder exclaimed the amateur soothsayer, “bite + man, who {ooeeee Peoeeeere @ post offer for the Amert- | « | of potroning her husband) He laughed out like a boy as bard as you ca i: we Gildlers, oles and lt ¢ by the use of strychnine | “did send, Mra. Muncie. And T got a box of felipe The y @ man grew re} ho dian eee . rivates The victim was William the most delicious jelly. What good falry converted to leave the 1 impres Mr. Robinson has been | + Ti Lyte, of Fowler, In4., literature tnto Jelly.” “Oh, you bite too easily! exclaimed the gir nnected with th ; and the alleged murder, Mrs. Muncie threw wo her fat hands. Then everyou é ae THE WATSON TRIPLETS. has fe as @ great) “ the reason I heard @iged that the ye . 1 | Hoosier And then there were em> oe es Obs PEED EDDEEDDE SEEDED ETEEEDOOOEEEDEIEEDESEEDEOOREEODOOES | 4 tired man on the LY4* planations ail around, and a good deal of laughten aeagads ers “ © army three persona, two brothers and thelr sister,| One brother ts Eilgar Watson, who stil lives in @t,| farm was arrested WIth Three dq: er Miss Jardine went back to the city. ¢ ST i : until the Ame t et A remarkable anniversary. They |Louls. The other heother Is Orcar Watson, of Chi-| the woman, and ‘he (*9\ And it was not long until Mr. Kelth decided he had t o on, OVE and the summer both were young, 4 “ re ow * cis, and thelr (wenty-seventh birthday came cago, and the sister ts Mrs. H. B, Test, of Mont-| prisoners are now AW8It- ‘business there which required his personal attention, And ; : ys Empr tL They were born in St, Loule peller, 0. ine trial. _|Of course he called on Miss Jardine. He found her When under leat he 1 owone Sic wy ae rt —_—_—— — —--—--—_—_—_——. NT lealm, capable, trim of attire, bustly directing a score Jer hamm ‘ » . me a ae Qee Tusme Aen Anweerune. COOCCCCCOOO00C0? DOCCCOCOOCOOCOOCOOOODOCOOCOOOOCO0OO00000000Oe GOOD of emoloyers In the large establishment where Miven b cchuae come TERS cg lly AnourT One THINe AnD ANOTHER: § B ort” “ 7 wr 4 the > - 2 ar Sd mw dl ww WE B He went hack to Melton that night with » smile om And ty ere wae love, 7 w low they set! G Wise TAL OF LiTTLE ONES. @ his lips and a song in his heart. And here my sweetheart fair rf ; ney can do their @ m And when, in November, they drove together up the x WANTED IT FILLED | ROUGH ON PAPA. main street of that town she drew a queer, quick ig ype Se at taney words $ hogy “3 “Mamma,” said small Willie, “when sister Mary | The mother of « little three-year-old had been © breath, + ag Sltmegde 4 '® dad thet oh he fat and home nd her return . ” said. Bilent, 1°11 jet ihe pe i | Bait In the matter of death-dealing, (hat Springfield, TL. @ hag ; ‘on aaet ae Se ee ee =e ee : acon war ory Se we pied we £ Mr. pairympie ¢ her inaction than the 3 veg Wilsie”’ she feplled ‘And how Gid my little girt get to sleep lest Br wit be soon, dearest.” pp Ae waas 2 ant this ; aaae > “Well,” continued the Ifttle diplomat, “T've got | night without mimmat* mi The driver turned@in at the bigh fron gates and 1 abe “9 ‘a pe neoti * |@ the stomachache; don’t you think you had better) “Oh,” she replied, “pape twted to sing to me Ike @ drove wp the avenue. Guraed ¢ 4 mit kiss, > The sutomobtle wil! not be ail thet the public would @ take me to the candy store and get it filled?” \'ou dees, an’ I des went to sleep weal twick, so I “What does this mean?” Margaret murmured, Apother, end oes ke to have it until It can Jump over pedestrians who § ——— touldn't hear him.” “That | have bought Rovemount, dear—and that What did she 407 Ob, wcsing much ‘The only » chance to get out of Ite way.—Chicago Inter- @ ON THE MAKE. See res eeeeereenes your olf héme Is your new one. Ah, here is Mra Bacept to auch ant say who ever got i 1S ~egemdhe.” gold fourgebheld Marry, “lt 1 BABY WOULDN'T BREAK. Munele to weleome you.” / PEwas strange (hat men make love in syeh away from him | Py oie cay re Bipods “AL wlan you would get me 8 new ba>y wee, — — 7 gene ce rae one wks hel) cc-ceeenncsrs When that geperal war with the unspeakable Turk |B goad." mamma,” #ald four-year-old Margie. “I want him Swift in Flight. a4 to al of wan J rebagg Neowes * food beging, those big gune that Krupp is now selling to “No,” whe replied, “I'm not going to pay you to| to. around in my dol! carriage.” Ms carrier pigean flying with a strong wind covers , mare | Turkey will be heard from.—Pitteburg Chrontele. be good.” you have several dolls for that purpose, yards per minute, van bine | ‘Tox Tur ae s 7 “All right, mamma,” endavnal sp. Mie Sites “a ota. ‘opsy rvydem. Richer most cases, the advance agent of « “but you'll be sorry when I grow up good noth.) “Tes, Where ~The Detineator, The sass ot agus st 4 CEiaeee Sapam is ot ton vs eaters, thongh be b ssneraiy cee or Sear young ine” w tng | the Peach Came From, host's . lenead of bie show.—Cincinaat! Tribuse ee " 7 ; ner beat ’ i