The evening world. Newspaper, June 30, 1900, Page 4

ae ~ =< ore wr r TPE meer s sitaehaiihc a. ‘al Re OF Tee my te: pyr ve ‘ ‘THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, JUNE 30, 1900, unas Mare Gcifeerately and prodently ter its re- Hae romance come to the point of | Gating with cold reason! Let the wcia) | to we these things. but not with frock coats, People in good society polish thetr finger-naile until they shine itke tvory, have hot exact data concerning each one of them this point, but if they do they should not, ee highly , polianed finger-natle are not in good taste. aE e TALMAGE’S SERMON TO-DAY IS ABOUT THE HORSE Bovey netiod ‘ {WIT AND HUMOR OF THE DAY. i, F 3 ” ’ Genmetes by (2s Prom Pesiishing Company, st @ PANK ROW, | “That Beautiful Servant of the Human Race. ! : tev toe | Br : NO CAUSE FOR ALARM. SUCH IS ART (Qeeered 0 tae Pest. 088ce ot New Tort up tomes-ctase tat! Mester ’ ea — —————— SSS i Mi, Mr “Hast thou gtven the horse that it would be emly fair that for their punishment a0 't will be aesursed of God. ! | Haat thou clothed hie neck with (hun- they should pase over into some peor, miserable brute, If you have won cents or 15,000 as a wager you JUNE 30, 1900, SATURDAY, JUNE 30, 1900, He paweth in the valley and rejolesth if and be beaten and whacked and frosen and heated |had better get rid of It Get rid of It right away. Ove = ee Y to meet the arm. Me ari into an everlasting stage-horse, an| it to some one who lowt in a bet, or give it to some eesevees NO. 14,193 saith amor © Hat ha! and h a towpath, or tled to an eternal| great reformatory inetitution, or If you do not like the o nder of the captaine 4 p tn an eternal Winter, smitten with eternal ep!-| that go down to the riyer piteh it off the docks. ODO * noottes. | You cannot afford to keep tt. It will burn a hole in — — o be a redistribution of corcnate among But what shall I say of the effort being made in| your purse, {t wi!) burn a hole in your estate, and you 00 For ages (ie Mon has been called thie day on a large scale w make this splendid erea-| wilt lose all that ten thousand thes m CARTO N, the king of beaste, I knock off ite coronet and put ture of God, this divinely honored being, an instru-! pechape you will ing blasts a man te Customer—Wow! Didn't you clip off @ piece of my} “Observe, my dear, that superb work up near the ear that time? cetting. I can't distinguish from here whether it te Barber-Yessah; but only er little piece, sah; notsintefided for a sunset in the desert or a ship om “nuff to ‘fect yon hearta’, sah, fire, but either way the effect'ts equally startling.” ALONG THE ROAD. ONE OR THE OTHER, ‘To make life easy to the end “Clementine, that man likes me a good deal, or else A man should h say, he doeen't like me at all.” Bome cash to spend and some to lend, “How do you knqw, Josephine?’ And some to tuck away. “Why, I never can make him mad.” eee ett ttt AN ECHO OF THE CENSUS. SAFE. “THIS SPLENDID CREATURE OF GOD” —_—_—-- ~ A MATTER OF FIRST NEWS. t biaste hie children, Generally both and all . ; the erewa ugon I preach this sermon on square, old-fashioned bon- WVENING WORLD gave yesterday from | whether in sliape or spirit or sagacity of intelligence DE WITT TALMAGE. ty. I have eald nothing against ‘he horse, I have {ts own correspondent im Chins the Gret | or affection or usefulness. He is semi-human and sald nothing against he turf, I have sald everything end detatied news of the relief of knows hew te reason on & smal! sone | ment of atrootous evil? I make no indiscriminate against their prostitution. gestive The centaur of olden times, part hones and part man.| assault agunat the turt. I believe in the turf if | Cultivate the heres, own him if rou can afford to Seymour. eeeme te be o suggestion of the fact that berse can be conducted on right principles and with ne bet- own him, test ai! the speed he has if he have any ‘The tory was cent to the State Depart- | something mere than « beast. ; ting. There @ no more harm in offering « prise for speed in him, but be careful which way you drive ment, which returned cordial thanks. In the parade of Heaven the Bible makes us hear the ewiftest racer than there ie harm at an agricul- Many years ago we rode three miles every Sabb x was by Bo means a new oxperience for the the clisking of hoofs on the geiden pavement, as 't tural fair in offering a prise to the farmer who has morning to ¢ vountry church. re ari ~ says; “The armiss which were in Heaven followed the best wheat, or to the frult-grower who hes the (wo fine horses My father drov ‘o knew th @t Weahington to recetve anlighten- | itm on white horses.” 1 should not wonder if the! largest pear, or 'o the machinist who presente the and they knew him. They friends. Sometimes feet from The Evening World on points concern- | horse, oo banged and bruised and beaten and out-| nest corn-thresher, or in @ schoo! offering @ prise of | they loved to go rapidly, and he did not interfere with EB Which official advices were obscure. raged on earth, would have some other piace where |e copy of Shakespeare to thy best reader, or in | their happiness. The roan span that | speak of was he alert newepaper man hes the advantage of | *# wrongs shall be righted. I do not assert It, but 1) household/gtving a lump of sugwr to the best-behaved | long ago unhitched and the driver put up his whip In say I should net be surprised \f, after all, Bt. John's youngster, | the wagon-house, never again to take tt down; but In Being free from red tape, His sole insftuctions |" Lesion ‘of the horess in heaven turned out not | Prines by all means, rewards by all means. That 19| those good old times I learned something that I never 90 to pet the news, And when he is out for this | siiogetber to be figurative but somewhat isteral. the way God develope the race. Rewards for ail kinds) forgot, thet @ man may admire a horse and love « s i paper he does thas. T Go not believe in the transmigration of souls, but | of well-doing. Heaven itesif !s called a prise. jhoree and be proud of « horse and not always be wt! “ £ sditassamtetenessnaneemamemes 1 cannet very severely denounce the idea, for when I| But the ain begins where the betting beging, for that ing to take the dust of the preceding vehicle, and yet ) see men who out and bruise and whack and welt and /ig gambitng or the effort to get that for which you|be a Christian, an earnes: Christian, an humb THE CITY PRISON DELAY. strike ané maul and outrage and insult the horee, that | give no equivalent; and gambling, whether on a large| Christian, a consecrated Christian, useful until the Baby Fish—Ob, ma, there ts a dude above and | am HIRED years ago contracts were let tor the Deautiful servamt ef the human race, It seems to me scale or a small scale, ought te be denounced of men | ‘ast T. DE WITT TALMAGE, ta ohag ake eee u ensus Man—W not, children. no reason building of the new City Prison in Centre sey (who fell the day defore)—Tin stories, Ol} why he should eat us; we are brain food. IO” eee telatebtetebetente! sintatetntelntetetetnintatetetas reas Soames snese|GEORGIE'S” PA ON THE BOXERS, hs | COMPREHFNSION. to inquire i Se recat bi ot ‘ -\{ MY FAITH-CURE DOCTOR. t PESEPHE AED FO rr otoconia from a state of completion. “What tsa curto, pa? Ones id ‘ (A Bong.) St fe @ eure, DB the headlines in the morning paper, “what ts this There are many possibilities tnvolved tm this | |, 197, oh, my,” maw told us after she took off her} “Be one won't Get more men or Bhips in than Bnoy |"! wy taxen very medicine ever yet wae made |e china dish your mother has had spared fine hes sation thar ope it taining aboot?” —. ee EE eaaeuat ss a tee ae cae ec ke ee lt Jes sun baths I have taken that nid me tn inh the devastating dynasties of veven Ort “wyoy wouldn't be able to understand {t if I should Perhaps the butiders have scented the millen- ben Them with her iankerch! re nite, | You see mebby y & mishen Nerrey and his the shade; show it to you,” replied Mr. Chugwater. ‘t's writ- is, Chen wo jello will be nesded, and arecaving| _*. D0, beet Sit Hew pesple go on Fiten and Kiling | Fambly getting killed up tn Chow.Ch iam. fan I've had the yellow fever (ui I was doubly blue 4 ten tn tewohest characters, and lote of the Chinese ene Anuther, What's all this Trubbie about in China, | and Husheya wants to rush to hie re But that And fallen all to pleces and all together, too. themestves can't work it.” ‘Werk accordingly. vw? where Germunhy and Inglung and Frante come along | | (Cherus,) here urry about Paw was basy lighting his sigar, eo Little albert | and say: ~ pees til he ‘Bee peo al ge ip says: “"Hold on thare. It's the duty of the Christian At laat I've found doctor who makes me love AGGRAVATINGLY PEACEFUL ’ “Mew.” nalshuns to not Let Ennybuddy get in Here where my tlle; G9 into it. “What te ft, Darling?” mow ast him. they mite have a chance to rob the Heathen of his|‘f She doesn't give me strychnine nor any kind = Perhaps Horgan & Slattery, Tammany archi-| “te your site Getting weaker than it yoost te Bet’ | Burthrite that he never new He had by takin’ his of pille— teste, ote., can tell « different tale. Littie albert told her. Land away from him’ A Mittle faith-eure doctor, and I believe in her 4 Dut, anyway, the prison ‘nt to be done, The| “N®%” amw seve, “why? “"Well,, the Rusheyane woulé say, ‘they are & And when my wrist she fingers, O how my 4 ‘‘ right aciat thes, “Beoos you ne We had unyuns for Dinner and !| Christian mishenerry up the ortck hollering fer help, pulses etir! ” @grrespondent % otc ace ln Oft down with the ague I have been and ohaken up, And in my sober moments I've taken te the THE LAYING DOWN OF RAILS. eup; P URING the pant twelve months something I've hed the chilis and fever till @ “eake” 's tn my side a. I lived a year in Arkansaw when I ought to've United States as a whole. tea! Dering the same pertod of time about (Cherve.) vee-quarters of « mile of doudle-track She cures the typhoid fever with’ just a emile Rae pereiatently avoided completion !n Forty-s0e- or two, } au eet ctrest, Manhattan. And if my brow te burning, her eyes they with dew; 1h fo time to fiz Mmit within which the trolley And now I'll take what's going-—whatever's to . @emgeny mest make good on {ts tracks or put the de had, direst beck, For, sure, she will not see me unless I'm feel- ing bad! (Chorus) ‘ LER FAIRCHILD. LOVE, AGE AND MARRIAGE. |? ‘T kno been @ matter of note in literary circles |? Cholly—They aw going to put @ heavy taz on tt] Georgie—Did Jimmy hit yeu? thet the recent tendency in the higher class | | PAW N@PRLY CHOKED TO DETH —— ee tations of food, Mise Woe. EAdte—Nope €f novels has beon to add age to the heroes | | ppoe¢-20e00e66-44-11o0eeenerneoeser CONAN DOYLE IN KHAKI ee. ee they Gon't put o teary ton; st (ca seach aoe dy heon’t it you, TWH Sve — owe py you might Be The gh h of the eniited {the Erth ore - thot mebby you might: breethin’ on The glasses; and {t's the Duty eo eniited natehune of the Ert Published statistion show that |, iene them stronger to eave him and his fambly from EXTREMELY PRETTY. @ematiting of the mame sort uss been going on in| paw had to Laff so hard he swallowed « Mouth full. “But the other enlivened na POINTS ETI UETTE le . of emoke and neeriy oboked to beth, but he got Ae th sheyune mite ABOUT re] A qné women figuring in the marriages So he could tawk again and Had the tere wiped Out wnt ther ves, eo they ast How ny men They reraged 08 ots reer older ¢ be of his eyes, he says jhave, « © Hueheyuns say etx Thousand That « Vamanneriy Gueets, year older than those of | v5, gee, it's all on account Of the Boxers. If {t too menny. They mite go tn and Take seven or Ate Pease 6 Seuke nae whe bas 6 seen in dé Geing back further, the difference is| wouldn't be for them the Grate powers wouldn't have counties after they got the mishunerrey saved, eo the late cah’en ber alte. whee. Tks eek areiieg| eave been part of a steady growth. Pnny excuse to Go over with Their war botes and other enlitened natshuns tell the Rusheyuns tf they When thag-caine they 616 pit fomatn 10 thd goem With there were 84 bridegroome out of 1,009 | ™Urreens and Keep watehing one Anuther while the went lo Send three Hunderd and alty seven men up the rest of but went In the next room by | . Qwides eut of 1,000 below the aan at - f Chinamen are killing mishen nerreye and Forren io Save the Chriettane that are Going to get Beheded themselves @ letter unttl it was time for twen councils.” ° y Three miliyun Chinamen, all rite But they can't them to go home, Is that etiquette? HOSTESS. | Te 1890 these numbers hed shrunk to 61| “wnat do They haf to watch one anuther for?’ have enny more till the Rest Get jlet as menny and | Certainly the young people's behavior was net ‘ett. | . maw ast | Find owt what porte They want.” | quette” as you call it, but on the contrary I should ; (Weald be an interesting subject of speculative > oe eae oe pestag th hg BA ogg bad say an unpardonadly rude performances. 5 ulshen nerreye Fambites,” maw saya | x palsies Whether the novels have hed an intumee; CALENDAK AND WATCH. 1 her, * Laat on | | Some Questions on Seeen. Gireation, or ff the story-writers have Mere |» 4s peaqidedttti tien hbee eeeneds the mishen nerreya. That's one thing « mishen nerrey | wie e ‘ atrt } elected @ tendency which they tisnovered | * always ot to Think about Before he goes awey to considered good form to wear « colored . . Save heath: + it 1 would Gut he with a frock cont? Is it in good taste to wear a white (Retr ctodien of men and women. Then, | Fo nik carves ‘eabané 1 Gebis EbiEn Stee io ea | Vest over a colored s@irt? Do people in good society x seem to favor the latter conclusion, | | T]place whare the Eniitened naishune of the Erth ” a thetr finger-naile until they shine like polished ; @f he causes for the manifestation! 4 + }eouldn’'t come around and Get the solelens Heathen to inn Whe Ge ater we 6 dest (7B marriage constteres « graver problem than |; Si ones tune Des cae | not good form to wear a colored shirt with _ | Gir batevet Do men and women prepare them. : are 6 Senet eS ee ens coat. White walstooats are wort with colored 7 4 ; ‘ TO PHYLLIS. ‘4 WEN clad in stlk my Phylite goes, AS oweet as any summer rose, T think | love her sliken clothes, jeare her drown cashmere, , Let Him Walk on the A gentioman and his lady friend eet A friend of this lady (¢ ‘lady) jotne them and steps bet he proper for the young man to step sdould he always be on the curbside, | be away from the side of his lady frient? DR. CONAN DOYLE, Principal Medica) Officer of Langman White Piaing, N. ¥. HARRY EB. MAYBURY. Hospital : eee 6 ones WP, &: tare) | Te ts better form tor the gentleman to walk a jowintde This te a pteture of the author of “Sherlock Holmer”) in his military uniform. He is prinetpal medical offleer jof one of the Emgish hospitals in South Africa. af te meee I've quite forgot the alll And when I see her blue brocade 1 dare not look, I'm half afraid —_ Bat when she wears ber muslin white, 1 itke the muslin best at night. No matter how my Phylite fares, No matter what my Phy: No one with Phyllis o1SreyarSD one Le1e1 Gishei04 20ST They Quarrelied. He Wants Presents At Chri & gentiqpan gave mee S23 present. and I also gave him one. About two pee gt ago we had & quarrel and he returned the THE ART OF BREATHING gave him I had no fstention of returning RBATHING fs ao art, We orgnt io take in four | he bas written for it. Is it proper for me teen pints of air per minute. At the weasel rate | it? of breathing we fo go. But if we get into s You should have returned the rarefied atmosphere we tale tn. at the usual rate of | trom th) gentleman immediately aft will be warmiy |) rq oro. Poe oreneneeeceses + FISH NOT BRAIN FOOD. A calendar watch reach of an ordinary | ME popular notion that “fish te a brain food” man's bank book ts the istest French device, Most" is a mistake, for eminent phyriologiots tell us that calendar watches are very expensive. This te not | fish, no more than any other nitrogenous food, | breathing, lese than the fourteen pints. Sedentary | disposition in the matter by ‘The dials centre contains the usual hands and fg-| contributes to brain growth and development. Ali | people can get ali the advantages to health of « long | it is in extremely bad taste res, an outer ring has the month's days, and the eens and present he jaw may get us| third or outermost ring the days of the week. fy | repair the (imple mechan em the calendar ls keyt accurate. | more thelr attack of verbal footwork,