The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1900, Page 6

——— OO Hes r K ROW, Peblianed by We Prem Pains oy ompany, Me ao PAM Mow Tork eneee tencen New Tort a0 Rerwat-ciees Mall Varian FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 1900. a ——————=— © OL. 40 ., 0000 coves T v1 LONG'S DAILY CAI Fourth of July only, the ordinance pro- Mibiting the discharge of firearms tn the public streets. It hae been painfully evi- dent for several weeks that the oni Dance aforesaid haa suspended itself without any body's resolution or signature, Firearms, fire crackers and firewerts have been banging and fizzing at all times of day and night, Sundays an! other days, and no policeman has developed « Gullicient aberration of patriotiem to stop the racket, ‘There ia the risk of tmourring some unpopularity among the small-boy kind in milling attention to this nolsy violation of rational lawa Neverthe loan we feel impeiled to declare that the average citizen's love of country wil] be greatly strength. neu if measures ere enferced to confine the inde pendence celebration to its proper Limit of time he ed WATERING STOCK IN CHICAGO. RIVEN somewhat to éenpair by the failure @ tte best census guessera Chicago has taken to the local watereupply statistics to prove thet her population hes grown beyond the two-million mark. This te an (Gaumeal method of watering stock, and we take |! @ be 0 method unfair to & Louis and all other @aabitions rivals of the Cook County village Besides, Chicago has another and higher use tor |: what water dhe can borron than putting it into | | Population. She hes a nubile river, which needs jt Gascttesr of the nation. Up, slater city af the Middle West. Con- Your comtempt for the present census, turn Lake Michigan into the river bed that lies waiting tmvite the Two Million Club to take a new ture in tte bele—cnd wast till 1910, LOVE AND THE WANT AD. WISCONSIN man wants a wife and ten't afraid to advertise for her. By the terms of his card the bride must be not taller (an § fest 4 inches, not older than A Michigan man also wants a wife, and puts his Botice in the paper. But he ls more brief and’ in this expression than the Badger! ‘The girl for his heart “must have $i: on arrival.” Nothing sal about cook: because they come from a section of New York's favored ciubwomen, it} ples concerning ah goods for Vacation days and the latest Bummer dresses. V ancestry. This may or may ity to atiek to an Americ as After the adjournment of Con- ordinance was allowed to ex- from fre-alerming of the convention. ae sake the packing of the band. (| (COxerright, 1908 by the Prose Pubtishing Company, NT. World.) Lj empty home nest with @ brave smile on her lips. the addition of water tw give !t a piace in |: We country popularly supposed to be still up.” If they do not instantly attract the! * It be because of the prevalence of weightier | ‘THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, JUNE 2%, 1900, IPE OUT ROBBER TRUSTS # By John Swi WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE EVENING WORLD. ton. HOW TO W T seems surprist seized the property of the Engtteh people have held on to the plunder generation ‘ation, and are proud of it. They ave far ongly intrenched than the Boers were, and have far better weapons of defense, and are backed up by all the powers of government, by GQ amg, | the navy, the judiciary and the treasury. So it ts with the trusts of our day, It will be hang abbeys or monasteries for those of the ecciesiastics who were subservient to their will, In the trust robbers of our time there ts less pluck | than there was in the Norman robbers of William the | Conqueror’s day, but the plundering of our covniry is a4 much their object as the plundering of England was the object of these whom Mr. Emerson called the Sixty Thouggad Thieves, t many people that (he more; shall epeak of afterward, for there | an instructive .906.06-¢¢666000000+00008¢60¢0-b0¢@o0' Then they proceeded to bulld castles for thelr own) Perhaps s9, | tlereputadle e trusts gon't lesson tn the incident defense, some of which may yet be seen, and churches,| It Is a fact, however, that the descendants of the ' mubt that If the trusts were subject to trade, or to what used to be lote of them would soon) rules H laws 2 to pot H have overridden aj! such petty obetruc- fut they mn | tone, They have obtained control of the agencies by trade was formerly governed. They have ap- « " a . propriated some of the richest resources of nature; been the loot of our trusts can be/t? make them pay any respect to the rights ef the wr viewing Of they have not only got hold of a great part of the) ‘wer Lgsie tog the bilitons of 4ollare which they | Common people, or to get them to submit to aay law, | country’s capital, but have secured the mastery of Ite! y or to reduce them to any kind of order, are now able to swing before the public. How great is thelr power over the country cannot be measured ’ How much greater may be the amount of loot they I am aware that one trust got crasy, Dut ite busi ewe went slong all tu One of them tool nancial apparatus, (hey have been enabled to piace thelr seal upon many of the necessaries of life; they | have laid under contribution the mighty mechantem of | Tt can be done, though, for all that. T have said that there is a lesson in our own pam Ucular Ice Trust, which, if it has not been bureted, same 9 the woods out In Kaneas, but stay there long modern Invention, they have made @ vassal of the po- | @ ‘has been badly cracked. , oof them was ever converted to any kind of| i!\tea) machine; they have suborned the more potent | will hereafter rake in no man ote they wit] pred thine eooeeaat religton, for euch conversion would be the! of t octal forces, and then they have handled the How much greater may be the power ow was ing wield In years to come who can guess? By Mmserd by fi ha it. The trusts have fortified themselves here as the| Dy the wrath of the city, other parties did in England eight centuries ago. By the enginery that is always ready te the hen They have seized the country, built strong palaces, | of an outraged community, put their hoards tn wellalefended treasure-houses,| The great iron hammer of public indignation was estroyed all rivals, subsidized such agente as they | brought down upon the trust, and if the thing was needed, and battered down all such statutes as stood | not at once bursted or knocked into Ginders it has in thelr way. at least been damaged in such a way as to terrify | What do they care for a few adversaries armed the robbers who got it up. fit The President “a nearly people at large ae the 's of fortune. of the Chicago Untversity, which fe) In the manner of th performances the trusts rioh as Mr. Kockefe h have followed a famous old example. Interesting sermon on the difference between &) 1 was gbout oight centuries ago that the “siaty theu- ain Uttle simple-minded robber and @ firet-clase! sang thieves of Normandy,’ ammoth trus fel of “Robert the Devil, 1 had forgotien that one rebner trust hae actual! ndante hold Incompetent natives, who fought ould with thelr poor dattle-axzes, as or all, it w andio thing vureted med in sight, de- lonly with small battle-axes? ‘Thus, and by the same means and in like manner, speak. | 1, it can hardly b have | spotled upon the in | ‘There are plenty of people who think that the rod-|can any robber trust be bursted, however powerful it pureted at ell) {i has perhaps only ti vbtta who did not JOHN SWINTON. ber truste are bound to burst and surrender theit| may seem to be and however strongly tt may be fer How it happened to meet with euch @ misf no 1] Uke thelr pretenses. OOONFFOF ret tee: , plunder, tified. Poeeee cc cc ene. TRY A DIET OF JOKES, YOU DYSPEPTIC FOLKS. ATURAL CONSEQUENCE. A GALLANT PUNSTER. HAPPY BRIDE, REMEMBER MOTHER. BY LAURA JEAN LIBBEY, long and loving letters to the lenely mother at home, and write often. ‘The week which slips by you ee quickly was long and lonely for her. Never let that mother feel that your marriage has lensened your love for her, my dear. Rather make her feel by your actions that It has increased it. Remember, though you have married the best man the whole wid» world holds, he can never be to you, or rather, should never be to you, more than the CORREA Riel dS PREP IE Li EEDA EOD A hog WaTEa. “Perhaps you can tell me," remarked the exchange editor, king another vicious lunge with hie sheare pleas paper he was dissecting; “perhaps you tell me how the water gets into the melon." lamed vine know,” replied the answers-to-corre- lent man. rong,” rejotned the exchange editer. “They plant the seeds in the spring.” And they didn’t speak to each other again until one of them wanted to borrow a mateh. HE preity #euang at the churen » over, so ts the merrymaking in the olf home during the Drief hour watch (ollowed. The lust guest has cone and the wother turna her face bark owerd ine Tout for all that Nev beart le heavy with « etrangs, indefnable sorrow. For she realises as ehe picks her stepe through the rice and faded flowers that ahe has sont her greatest earthly treasure, The eweet birding SHE WAS SO COYI Fair Wilow—Yes, I've made up my mind that when I die I shall be cremated, as my husband was, Gallant Captain—Dear lady, please don’t talk about such dreadful things. Consider how much better it ; would be, In your case, to—er-cross out the C!—Puneh, } AN AWFUL THREAT. , +4 , i THB MAPPY BRIDEB———— ———and——_______TW® LONELY MOTHER Brown—Jcnes wants to sell me his horse, . whom she has watched and tended eo many happy | mother le who bere yeu and risked precious Ife iteeit years has flown from the home nest forever “Was he love her and guard ber from al! God can never give you but one mother, rough winds as I have done all these years’ ‘That you need not sacrifice any of the leyalty, love wonders, and she mutters “dod grant it,” aa she et8 | ang duty which belongs to your husband by your naraait daepe y to work to right the furniture, | faithful love for your mother, goes without saying. Ma though the hour may De, to keep from giving W8y | Visit your mother ae often after marriage as you to the torrent of tears that tremble on her ie can, dear little bride, for you will always be like « Har one gieam of joy le merged into watohing f0F | ray of gunshine in that old home and @ comfort to and receiving the letters from the darling of her bosom | her, Never neglect her for any pleasure that the who has gone from her out into the grea! world | wor might offer, which swallows ali things earthly in ite own good | Always endeavor to make her feet that “though lost ume to sight she le etl to your heart and memery dear.” Oh, young bride, happy tn the glemour and romance of the Qefights of the honeymoon, don't forget to write | ict cub the Peally tis fen? nine Werlé Ww THIS TRAIN WILL RUN 100 MILES AN HOUR. _ for you. ot ites | she knife.” “What if he did? I presume Adam ate peas with hie fingers” He-Are you-er—fond of animals? She—Oh, sir! Am I to treat this as an offer of mar- riage? Robinson—I am not surprised. I sold it te him a rinight ago poe n ne +--+ + WAYS OF FAMOUS PREDECESSORS, “They say that Washington ate peas with his THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS FOR HIS SAFETY. “Bomething for the music, please!” “But you baven't played at all!” “Yes, but if nobody gives anything we shall begin playing at once!” - FROM THE SOUTH, 14a—I wonder where the new boarder got these aandy whiskers? ® May—I guess he got them from eating strawberries, YOUTHFUL INGENUITY, Burglar (after having finished bis job)—-Now, Pil Just fim the lock of your door again, so that you may lock It and nobody ean get Into your room at night! IN DUB FORM. “Mr. Nevergo,” the young woman sald, suppressing wn, “when the business of a meeting Is ended je the parliamentary form for bringing the pro- ceedings (0 a closet “Bomebody moves that the meeting adjourn,” re- sakes} plied the young man, “and then”—— kiss “Well, if you'll move,” she interrupted, “we'll ad- fc O+MILE TRAIN LOOKS LIKE. “Why, Tommy, you are putting on your stockings wrong ride out.” 1 know It, mamma. There's a hole on the other A “monerail” line thirty-four miles long ts planned) le perhaps the most important singte-ral) eystem yet dy the Liverpool and Manchester Lightning Express undertaken Care will run every ten minutes at « Raliway to run between Manchester and Liverpool, speed of 100 miles an hour, There will be no way- England The Gistance is thirty-three miles This stations and ne crossings THE CARP IS VERY BONY, | OPL.B marvel at the mechanism of the human | body, with ite 42 bones and © arteries, But) man t# simple in thie reapect compared with the tarp. That remarkable fish moves no fewer than (2% bones and muscles every time It breathes It | Miss Ann (eak—They say (hat opportunity thieves! I don’t believe it! No one ever stole from LACE AND VELVET TRIMMING. | | | fcosores Aus Raspes || WHAT A WOMAN THINKS. | QUERIES AND ANSWERS. | BIRTHDAY LUCK. Saturday, June 23, ON'T criticise the food at meal times, Tt fe an unusually pretty woman that cas ery becomingly. &@ woman falls in love an hour seema like ave | * ¥ your birthéay falls on to-morrow this ts | minutes. hes 4820 velus, to say nothing of ite %® muscies, | ] Sunday. A i the luck the year hae tn etere fer you The 19S, fell. Many young men nowadays need guardians rather year and hour of your birth make ne dif- Kindly inform me on what day Dea 13, than wives, APM A WESTERN GENIUS, eee eee oe ed ference: You must look sharp to-day, but you can ‘The pleasure or sorrow of life is largely made up of Bride Sheeld Supply Them. little things. $ visit and seek amusement, but avold ail im- Should the lady or gentleman pay oo ene ae Every mother sees the possibility of « great man tm ‘ portant undertakings } * [her infant son. z T You have @ troublesome year, with many | Yoo. AiMeultion and setbacks before you. Be guarded tn a) business affairs, keeping your expenses well in hand, and look out for slck- +. ness Copyrighted by the Sphings Magazine, r Boston. Te —_— — | Did William Crane ever perform in a play entitled | "Hite Honor, the Mayor?” aC. K Seoteh; German. What was the nationality of the two reformers John Knos and Martin Luther? J. B. IVES. Reblin. Which is the taller pugtlist, Fitssimmons or Ruhlin? AMATEUR. MOODY'S MONUMENT. ? 4 £-3-6-9 4 4-e OD | | | 4 j | BOGUS MUMMIES. : RAVELLERS to Egypt should beware of the T treasures they purchase in Cairo. The other 3 | l day an enterprising Australian selected a mum- * my, and fi to ship the Phar a nee. friend tr Canada, 1808. In what year and where was James K. Hackett, the actor, born? “wR Karl G. Beens, 11 Broadway. What ts the address and name of the German Consul-General in New York? J. ASCH. Any Obsiruction er Infammation May Canse It, |_A save appendicitis can come from swallowing ap- ple, orange, cucumber, pickle and tomato seeds. B bets that only apple and orange seeds produce pendieitis. Which wins? ALTON SMITH. f the trifling matter of £20 was permitied | ¢ Antipodes avdistant relative of one of & in good order and On mentioning nb Sydney suggested the Rontgen rays be- « relative of F ‘They divcloved : mummy within we # © rage. The pur- +! chaser thereupon set to work to undo his purchase, ad the melancholy pleasure of discov Wepapers dated 189, and any quantity ing turned on t ing stones, ne { Dulrushes. JUST TAKING CHANCES. THE FAVORITE DRINK. |" fond of lemonade that’s bashful, > ° WILLIS GEORGR EMERSON ee hehe eee al ‘The original of this portrait began jife on an farm. He is one of the most remarkable men the ever produced. He butlde cities and towns and A nectar for the gods quite ft; And '\\ confess | bave Deen rashful Bnough to take « “stich” tm it, betes oe 33 teereees: