The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1900, Page 4

Pe wer ot ae = r SN TI UE “ORG OT gmaTRIEET THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, JUNE 18; 1900. ‘FLIRTING WIVES!THESE FLASHES OF FUN TO LAUGHTER RUN. pened 7 we tre reining commer cearenxs®! By Laura Jean Libbey. PP eal = i A REAL SCARECROW. agi ig rl sates hd | ar t the « s ow = shouldn't) (Paseres 01 the Post. oftice at New Tort as Gronnd Chass Mal! Mattar y Bachelor i 5 long letter, from w ech gh Be E nppoigiaectep ey cage n ait pov 5 ee HONDA) E 18, 1900. 7 _ and wouldn't MONDAY, JUNE 18, . a teen reee-- cow eennnee enn. ~ at lt wae extremely good. fat x FOR GALLOPING LUNCHERS. 90000 0 0 ° 000008 marin s . ‘ AILY CARTOON 8 he si’ the pansion @ wr kere , SO IODOOS Hold Sportsman (to village soarecrow)—Well, Ho hot any crows to-day? Bob—No, guy'nor, ain't seen any. Hold Sporteman How's t ? Well, guvinor, [ reckom you must ‘av’ fright OOCCOOOOCLOCCOSx ° them all awa : prem eoweee en os tome ww eweewwsewewewe ee! 6 copreation fro pew form of seat at the quick Pa Jerstood you were going to the fancy dress ANTRUL WAN, lunch houses % tT haven n your ¢ m If men can't love—wel), this T state —o 1 have. 1 HE WAS NOT HUNGRY. Dug 4 = good Halt .Cooccoeccojnc* ee EET, iA [OVE : STORY. {The Actress Who Was Not Active. i Oe tw we had been playing to crowded ‘ fame of Una Howard, our otax, 1 preceded ws to the Pactfi 4t 10 close the offlee whe wi «tiracted my attention, A ta t aking his way towa way throug the crowd, I notice « at hie side avor of you,” said he, “I want to enter F " I care nothing for t ut es s Howard must se Una Will you oe me ket? I have walked 30 miles to see her, He walled for my answer, bat I could only disap sorrowfully; “bat I PUL whaler aiaieieiele ere PM elere Oe 101919 SHNSNSIe oj aleleleisioieieicieieie rOOSX _ 1S DISS ABO ee ew we re Ei citeereie cies ecieielelele eieianene sieie) 6 ‘ o ; , . @ POLITICS AND THE MAN : } : Politics: The ectence or pra f government; ; \ 4 the regulation or government or state) © t for the preservation of ite » and pros: i { “TOUCH ME NOT! HE EXCLAIMED, A perity. . Politician: One who is versed tn the sclence of ts 00 9 hed sense J Government and the art of governing In a hod se must se ou be nd a it one > @me who concerns himself with pubite affaires r 6044054404 £-04-4-6-0-6-6-0-6-60-1-96046O44 just Will you t ry wait o from patriotiom or pile epir' but for his ow m more to be dreaded F ore are thorns Maa rita uoéas? ihe wreath PrOMt oF that of his friends or of @ clique or party a and deep hidden tn the emtie her rosebud lps Ai reniieas ‘with: ha : at gone and the 4 —— wea: empty sleeve t “ " a ha agile i HE definitions given above are reprinted 7 mag ; ge ins boa and » g a tek =. from the Century Dictionary. They appear epths of enenat & Mirtatio \ wi rt ra man could know or wy at the head of this column because of & 1 it te harmless; but there never could }war cu 1. | clowed the office young man who says he dom not care for a ov Vand _ Fiirtation t the flowery path which 1 ‘ n the stage, politics and sees no reasom why he should 4 . da ‘ 5 ‘ e« ot tragedien that th ‘, a stil) echelae that he would rather fish than vote, that known and wept over have begun Mummy, ts that indelible ink that daddy's got in] Landlady ‘obliging with a song)—I've ac South Sea Islander—Ob' stay an’ hab pot luck wif 4 f ti d the whole business is ran by & fow mon with throveh af hin tutto” Boarder (at the plano, in a loud whisper me ' even, end 1 was etartiod ty 0 how it s po credit to be associated. And much ns rarely committed be the fl No Why? Great Soot! Tebould a’ thought it had as} Missionary—t'm sorry, but I've got a very Important} 1 TN! st —) is unis San the time th rought int Mr 1 Boos Vive apile tt ver the carpet an old war tiger, the way my grub goes engageme Taste aia 2 7 stood mare Which ie true to a degree snd foolish to an ,,, : wa t Peer tone cece e enn nec en nec ee nc wcewes co cenoocreeccewe rec eeeoooscce cece coc woes coeccoer es ccccc ces ccocccocs - a ae 6 “f y 7 ie the one-armed ¢ Is buraing, deve eyes bok- extreme. ‘ wv ing fu ypon Una. + 8 « 1 e } y = "é t ‘ - . Whiter and whiter few Una, With @ faint oty she We do not like to tell young man how une q ‘ t, the looking forwar | @ tottered and fell toward the Diaging flights “g Tees hig is to the higher purposes of the Republic, “#'her 1 “ 5 » eens ‘ shod = ‘ ats we ' ‘ , tg,| , With the str of @ slant We one-armed man rs 4 ‘ 3 " ” " . . ONTO was overworked He aa twitter of birds if for . were hear tire four here were tw gle bed " everything in Me way dj leaping upon Hi he were in a class by his lonewome self w ' mn the F " mre | { would be a real rest lew us hungry s trust by the ' iwork was ec nat toiptigye Mer Rusad Lag edge Ay 2 shouldn't tel! him that. ner bother with ht tall t rh e ‘ "“ 4 Gitter me we ca the fainting woman In ht ant trey : ; ; ‘ . - . ae Stott, Ae Des ba . 4 atohed as the flame began to lick up But it te uw nately tue at he fa ae wae : te They arrived at the olf farm which an| eons . t hie: cae mah . . soll t oN aed tr had reccenmended to Mon. | serve ? . Fe a ae @font many y e ud Uhat there are olde + \ | aavathe sa the faveiia’ cavetine of Os. ltee : Yh, Una wat saved you!” he cried, frame men who are | s ie One reason why \ | ‘The take was nearby—painfully near tently Kewing her pale lips, “1 upon me, Unal “the whole tn # continues ord Parily to be run by @ few and to be run discredit i ably as a rule. ‘ When there !s work for all the & Rreat concern, those who whirk their duties have ho surprise coming if shrew diversion of profits Political bosses as they exist aro generally cor. Tapt and always celfieh. Mut what of the celfieh Four hour | ing bore the Iternate a string a min- idera tn w is waiting wife y harned noses. and atterts ! got! he shouted. “It thing tte a day of solid aure @ ly ness of derelict rv] eave the auipu , lators to work ¢ ni ed will because It | 7 is too much trouble to in e? ‘ | Ss «ee | There hase been polttics ove # the t com 4 Petition between head has . made the hi ' bs 6 people duced the big Ad g | 4 place of bu ed i has Inevitably inv e When Rome to ) H 1 ¢ WHEN THE STORM BROKE, q geraleing tb took also to a fall. If Fried pork a In Old Homestead. Wealet ancestors had . i Holled potators (ehilly and 4 Toyalist bosses have the w ‘ | en) a la Mo Opared the vexations of !resitent- making ! | Lukewarm (ea, served im Stones . o 8 6 } Take notice tha: when yo rarage F en a la Pompton, ¥. J BROUGHT YoU.” them alone, the men who ar ' " ' | Toothpick lrost In the country to brace a mant r, sense” you are shamef ne ee OSG W900 OF) wae tour rmen were too hungry| feel like a fighting cock. By the way ” ; 4 . et b , is there anything to eat tn the refrig- ps & good which ts looking minnow, | They souent (heir me cary. Forlerator? Dry bread will do.” , for the preservation of its safety. pe hbcdcred AL ae perity.” If the retention of th ' “Ty DO ey else essing lheneede pad SHE WROTE “RED POTTAGE.”|7 {€ worth your while to tke a doy abidit Ji, CORRESPONDENT wishes to know whether the BIRTHDAY LUCK, Ititerest in g00d politics, what, in Heave ane kK man or the auton das the right of way ——i would be a sufficient inducement? ‘ or large question for A man who refuses to be acai tn healthful ‘ he pititu ne of which the writer hap- Tuesday, June 19. ; ities te neith. healtht a . 4 pinto + faat and speaking in the plural, F to-morrow |e the ann wary of your birth a pol — | or , 4 her pe and a bast over (or more | thia {s the luck the year has in store for you Mat e path of honer while it ts yet on two grounds nd hour of your birth make no fem, Hannaism, Quayiem and al! lik ¥ * er pa he stands walks or rune. differen: stands eulkily aside and by thet y Ht ie danger ay a oe Fh i ; Re Bad guns gee tent diy. Hustle all affairs. tt LAURA JEAN LIntKY e t ar travel favors, t@ek superiors and o — = started See the auto. emp rt new things and finish up agers as they could ever desire. 1 n't w EMPTYIN le and al respect. | % olf him in politics. He is against ¢ It pleases ee The individua: upon to get out You are favored this coming year, and with him to be disgusted and keep hie hands off Ver { the way of se he happens to be fonder attention it will be a # life than a a nie lberty The Boxers of China are against the ri They are 1 thetr heads Well, The gods are good and the boss reigns Mighty be the name of the bows. Wf you insist on staying tp sand on Gehing instead of voting, don’t be out with a kick Roting well ail Much activity ts shown. Magazine, boston we would step the oe ap the elty stree wea iseial, ae gales Ma and natural tn | hae... agen felapee into dreamy inactivity y at et 1 am a Boner, though 1 neither have fending to thelr business just an faithfully as you © ; fo t be “are Were we sth vrrespondent 4 LON GEVITY OF FISH, 5 | to your citizensh|) to one side and let the auto pase and PF HERE are some gold-fish in Washington which a tee rotest by shuking the f the man-f to the same family for the inst ; : plan. while humt nd they seem no bigger and no less In er te Gentan ts codes 9 ies esafer, LEK FAIRCHILD. vivactous to-day than they did whea they first came —— - THE SEA CUCUMBER iE sen cucomber, one of the curtows Jelly | jes that inhabit the ocean. can practically when in danger by equeesing the ty and forcing itself Into a crack #0 narrow as not to be visible to the naked eye, oe into the owner's possession. A few of the fieh In the Imperial Aquarium at St. Petersburg are known to ve 150 years old, and the age of tho sacred fish in some of the ponds attached to the Buddhist temples in China is to be counted by centuries, if we are to be lleve the prieste, Wl —— Cheap Charity for a King. | The young King of Spain always Insists on having bie pockets filled with coppers before going for a A ROLLING FLOOR AT DOORWAYS F Pogo eee eee eee ebteebeteet eee eeetde TO-DAY. Mary Cholmondeley, who sprang into fame last year drive, and scatters the coins among the many beg: ‘Bich what the wild waves are saying as RATEFULLY enjoy the today author of “Red Pottage,” ts the daughter of ire who crowd around his carriage. . to say ts troubling Boss Croker A moving floor has been Invented to avert fatal q a ee for the planked shadow of the Trust tm her convention clothe Dosribly she, too, was born free and equal + t ~ - P § Roosevelt would be pleased to gee any of his + t x ‘ tial boomers at Ban Juan or further with the hoe ts less consptouous at Phil. ‘¢ the man with the hy su chet and barre, crowding of doorways at theatres, ballrooms, 4+ If the sun vouchsafes his ray; | _ s not the kind of & Bliss who deems cam of panic. Thie floor works on rollers with «|E sgseuiy pond benasth tne prewar ° mative power, and ts placed in doorways, When « But on! oy al panto cooure ands rah le made exis the! a> tat wear eoaete near the| ant onroe returned Unce more ly once more, and nm I am gone for- Silence!” said « rough-looking man, who hed just on the #eene, at the same time firmly graap mly arm the poor man had ne with me my man ¥ ae ON® Cour) shake off che mresp of @ babe, ‘id this strange being shake off the greep ef the Touch me not!’ he exclaimed. flercely. “I tools the money—stole It if you wil!, and I will go with you soon: but net now, Btand off, cr Vil fing you 2 the staxe! He kneeled 1 @ side of the un is Una, and in the mo ~ accents her to look upon him "} ee more His prayer was answered The beat eyes opened. and a smile of recoga> tlon played about her lips With a ery of joy the strange man rose to his feek “There, sir constable, | am ready. Do with me as you like 1 the money that | might see her, and now T var what comes next. Come, str, 1 am harmless now Una hi oW recovered, and as the oificer and the prisor 1 off the stage, she whispered to mez “Follow them and release that man ay cost T hast » do her bidding. A pe the officer's heart and hand. te the man "Tell Una | thank her.” sald he and best wishes for her happiness aad o farewell.” That was tt of the etrang armed man, and no word of him ever paseed Up 1 the thanked me for procuring Who wae he? Whence did »? What was he to Una Mf . . . . . . ° ° In a quiet Httle village in olf New Hampruire f spent a Summer month Fumbiing ng the rab- bieh that jijed the old farm te I found @ pile of village papers, printed years ego, and now my Isearch Is over "On the Ith Instant, by Rew Johr H—, Bert How. ard to Miss Una Defoe, all of 8— “While the people were leaving the church an offeer arrested the bridegroom on a charge of murder. He escaped during the night, and ts sUll at large. The beautiful bride is prostrated by the blow; but every ittention Is paid to her by our townspeople, and hopes are entertained for her recovery.” 1 read no further, | knew enough. My questions were now answered. | Poor, faithful Bert Howard = |HE WOULDSCORN THE ACTION | 4944406640006666060406406-00060000 \* = PE ee ete ee te eee te Stout Party—Eh? Did | pay to come In? Er corse did! What do yer think? ‘Think I erep’ through railings? ron Death and the Sexes. es +