The evening world. Newspaper, June 13, 1900, Page 6

THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, JUNE 13, 1908, ' ! - ; she SE earls. LOVE OR RICHES WHICH SHOULD A GIRL CHOOSE?| THE WIT AND HUMOR OF THE DAY. ;’ Pubtbes by the From Publishing Compeny, 62 to @ PANE ROW, | MOFrTIEd. 1M a4 Publishing Compaay, N.Y. Worlt ) | ¢-e-e-e-eenqnerenenatemnentes-o ereneetnnomons The man who works hard tor he dette treet ond IN THE CRITICAL MOMENT. A POINT IN GRAMMAR, HICH be be hea or love ] whe has ¢ lors 40 Geernd-Clase Mal! Metter, Tha question which “Three Young } *Rough to os Pam = ——[SS= Girle” wid me to 4 him, has an 3] end and is a th o de e WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13, 1900, ‘. vidua }miliionaire who ys a . mm 1 | with not one kin > loves him if alone, bring \uxurtes; but love brings bliss. ord dees not command you to hoard up But He does command you to “Love one Be wis oe en (hat love ts sweetest and best which brings | “Two souls with but a single thought; | Two hearts that beat as one Wealth | good in accordance with the amount of LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. arena arenas ware So ee his It can transform the hamblest pare tise on earth. » provide the cortilest viands, but love ¢ frugal crost a thouwand times sweeter st riches and etfll be happy; but 4 without lowe, most beautiful tn ites nd truest at life's noon, and tng days as nothing else on | Let me kaeel in the dust, at your feet, Miss Maggie, and tell you how much I adore you! 3 beg your pargom, str, but there is no dust tn cur carpets ‘ ‘ THE GOLDEN RULE. lin wiedom M4 not implant In every heart He-—Why ‘es it that « girl wants to kiss every baby wealth Tut Me did Implant in every she sees” Mistress—James! 1 am surprised! raving ve She—To show that she fs willing to do unto others) New Coachinan (from Boston)—Paréen axa, anally nt jas she woul! have others do unto her, | suppose, you are merely astonished. It ie we whe eso Gam prised, DOES NO GOOD ton for tiself alone measure for measure. we, never the apariows cotn | ne and wully tt. | and bve. Love glorifies, nes and respects its object, and | would soar with It to the gates of heaven, | Infatuated passion 1 drag tt down to hades; ving all the swifter when the road ts paved with | THE WILL AND THE Way, Nell-Tt t@ stinply impossible for ¢ girl te-tove amp than one man at « time. Bees—Of course it is; but there te oe vent several men from loving ene gist at a= time, ‘Why Den't They Tackic the Men Pool- Room Keepers! - " - te LITTIE WHALE LOVE CHINA—A STUDY OF EMPIRE. | ‘geveweessesseveeees t he OR | HE Chinese reckon i: som~uing more than | blessingy of a contented home jife oftenest abound. | &| good we may do with it for the bene of humanity 2,267,000 years from the creation to the| For love. the golden key to (he richest joys, Is want But love is better, my love ts better, coming of the sage Confucius. This iong Oe an satisfy vanity But ah, it con never! JAURA JBAN LIBBEY period the Celestial historians have filled |satisty the heart Riches bring thorn lone and Aidra: dean ibtieg whines tur Fue Whewlen Wernher ernines 1 ingeniously with dynasty after dynasty, |*harp, with i's roves Love is content with the wild eh END ae See See See ° forming a mythical history the like of | Pomom which has not the fragrance of he rove nor +\ aca has tts thorns. 1 Re enteens . Which is perhaps to no other people. But years | "\\.0), ons adorn the mansion, but love can do tt BIRTHDAY LUCK @ount for little to the pigtall wearers of Cathay. | . ae pnenimaiapattnies wine i H . Of old they marked the flight of time by tying | ppgasedd-s-pbidsbO0Od-Rd i ddd de mI , en ieiensnl Imnote in ropes. They have never learned or cared | + ; . ‘ pre | i i Thursday, June 14. (@ learn to mark \t by turning the wheels of | 2 LORD'S PRAYER IN IRISH ¢ H If to-morrow 1 the anniversary of your birth progress, Mythical history 1s as good as any to|* From Ciagy Timee-Herait [ t P nite te Ue fue ihe veer Bas la stole for Yow. them. Their very nation is a myth, existing only | + Paroip Cn Cigheapa : Pe | The year and hour of your birth make no éif- fa meme. They are not an empire. Vhey are a| ! Gp n-Gesp ced arp nea, go | When the British “ex'd” King Prempeh and t ale » anaes good, though all important mat- Wite_Y tiefes with coottaat 2 myriad race, broken at the altars of selfishnens,|; "00mhtap c-Cinm go D-eIgIh DO RIge- ee ng y thought they hid| f tees should be postponed, Guard against acct shouahh sats af baat as the Sonlanaae of Gay Haare : © ZO Mvduncap vO Corl afp aN. Aas ini pres : t . OUGHT that, OF lAMt! 6t the Seenmnme. oF: OP ignorance, bigotry, non-progreasivences and sueh ote gi f | fixed things all their own way, Tey forgot, howeve lente and do not travel st an eye at my effortet polities 26 arise from narrow individval ambitions. | 2 calath mop vouncap aip Neath, dp fine chon potentate’s golden etl, ar ow the Your coming year Will be somewhat active, x them, with pleasure, but even ‘Thus is indicated the China into which the}? ™ON4N Laecarhail cabarp Odin andi — 4 | Ashanti have riven In revolt around thet stool and Poy ineh far fro ‘Troubles th t teste any better! strong hands of the today entendea [2 o8Ur Maré Odin dp D plata mop mag. — | penned the irisisn nor In hie own fort. The|$ citrus and ag Mieco | powers are y extended)? ¢amadim dip G-pratanail péin agup — f|cronn 18 an obect of art In Landon and 2 algo from Ittheat! THE VERY ONE TO TAK. 0 various purpose, real and pretended ; nd 6g pine 0 g-catugad adc poop had been worn by Ashanti Kings for many re sod do not y “1 don't see what you Ifke about thie flat, Clara.” ee $ 26 ole. Gmen {| tone, With it on the barbarian kings have watched |? ont soope.—Coprrigh the Sphins Maga “Well, Clarence, it's the only one we've looked at 7 Tee + (fm . + | many bloody massacres of thelr subjects butchered to| 2 jie poston that fits our Navajo rug.” She-I like this ploture with the gine ever @ mm Chinese are not without learting, But i 18 | “ppg mir ene eee sda PER aemE oS give them a holiday | Seoeteonen better than the others, Gi the bearning of olf. The “Nin Classics" of | ————— inonenciile Gatiquity are good enough for Celestial instruc- = . tin today. “Wak ine maior aso) A SHINING VICTIM OF THE precept which has been followed through the ages ie 4 cusuaanan However it may be elsewhere under the sun, |p em beter “amma - there ie surely nothing sew in China. . . . Five or six thousand years ago the Chinese, by @ther names, were known as a mild aud clvilized people. They tilled their felds. They indulged in (ade. They knew something of astronomy and other sciences, Their theory of government was based om the paternal idea, and it was beautiful ‘To this day the father and his authority are re Vered in China, Even when « man has children ef his own he must remain a dutsful and obedient pal : Well fer Cathay if she had been content to let her virtues do permanent while in other things she kept pace with the world! eee About a thousand years before Christ came the | Bmperor who cut China up into tributary prov , Inees in order vo provide places for his kindred and friends. ‘ Bater spoils, oribery, corruption, division and a | | theacetorward continuous performance in revolu- os. Enter the great opening wedge to produce | 7 the so-called Empire's helplessness of to-day. Bvery abie wandarin oppressed and robbed ev- erybody below him. Every subordinate jooked @own for his share in robbery and oppression.| *, “!fth’*’ Artist (much gretified)—Inésed! OR LESS DEADLY DIET HABIT. |=="aeres== Anfenjafotnbaleafotetontalalefetetantelafe feta! atntafeteletatetatiselatntatalataatetatatet He—I must say you treat me rather eset, Ghe-I regret that T cannot say the came ef yum | MORE a at He-Do you really mean that? She-—Certainly. loe-cream isn't co very expensive, A MISUNDERSTANDING, ‘The Conductor—Keep your head Inside or youll gut it knocked off. Mr. Githooly—Me head'll never be knocked off O# the lotkes av yea, ye munkey face. GOWN OF FIGURED FOULARD Dgscovering his stomac Oatmeal tab deisiete = morning {ter his fortieth, Me studied Pred gested conce rated tood. Plug tobacce and a.cohol. ine Hite hire irice rrr! " * ; “Come with me," said the wise man, “and I'll show { will make all others look like thirty amailest cotns.” yet hoping, Magnetius, the dietist, secem. | % turned in horror to a new book on read an article, entitled “How to ‘entenarian, by One of Them.” This ar- birthday that Mu a stomach * wherein champagne and the a: |’ was not until isctous but lobster (blushing at the thought) » s them { hth ared one should eat little and often. In other panted his friend to the Wisconsin backwoods, ' ‘The tax system produced slaves, slavery produced | + jr, murderous qualities) were no doubt eon. |+ a foeh ye ant words, keep the stomach gently busy all the time, but| There they encamped, having for guides two gignm . discontent, unrest promoted plots, conspiracies | ‘ributory causes Mony @ mickie mak's a muckle” up to the advanced never force tt to do record-breaking stunts. tle, sturdy lumbermen. 4 i Weakened the State. Gradually al! unifying influ Magneliue had never thought much aout hii age of ninety y This notion made « profuwnd hit with Magnelius, “What do these men qt?” queried Magneien, “Tay i au 4. Pat A died. Love of ach up to this time Now he clearly realiged th: Magnelius therefore adopted the following tempting — ile decided to have eight light meals a day, Is om look ag if their stomachs were of fron. on was the most Important part of his anatomy. In fact, | daily menu: sequence cadlere found him always eating, and ina) “Wa'al stranger,” answered one of the lumbermen | % ' eee seaten into tradition for the many. no other organ could stand up for two rounds month he was known as the mest giuttonous man on| whe overheard the query, “I ‘lows es eur fair young | @ ee | against It. To-day there is o great army of soldiers of the | So tmportant and capricious « part of the inner man Bampire. These warriors do not fear death They | {*served epecial treatment. And Magnritus Spoge, fight desperately. being @ man of wealth and leisure, ef! out to give it ad + @veR with out-of-date equip: | 0) treatment a would make {t his gratefu! Aebtor | Mente But they have nothing to fight for. No| ror ite fing moans anything high and holy to them. — Hatred of “the devi" ; , PM; is ditch betes too tenting oes canter em| YALE'S HANDSOMEST MAN. the block. This jarred Magmelius, whe was an ai lives t@ maintained thete-way by the diurnal and stemious little chap by nature coneuraption of plug tertacter end geed old | § i | | i i | | 2 peso — and wouldn't take any trouble to digest. Im fact, the stomach henceforth would have « sineoure such as would make an lee Trust Magnate fee! \ike © twelve-|and drinking coffes hour-a-day laborer. | At the end of the time Magnetiue remarted: In spite of al thie, Magnelius somehow felt that, “TI guess | won't bother waiting here for truth, 1 Gide the caths of the secret societies to which they | cielebitebeicti-intivininivinieiciniviciei-triviviri-t-b | its had just persuaded his family and half per-! his stomach was not properly grateful. It still seemed of yours, olf man. To tel! the taney belong. China |s and ever ues been a fertile t Loaded Rimeelf that he almost enjoyed thie diet, when t) crave another form of @iet and to ecorn the pre- lost my stomach. At eny rate, I never know Dreeding-ground for thove societies. The “Box. |: { De Fan across & medica) pamphiet that sot forth the digested, health-giving, vigor-tmparting condensed there, except just before meal-times It's lost for J | sorrore of omtmea! eating and the diseases that fol. foods. He took his troubles to « friend | good, I'm afraid.” ers,” who have precipitated the present crisis, are @mly one of very many fraternitics. But hatred and secret oaths are poor substi tutes for real national strength. It te not difficult to forecast the end of things in China. The po- fentiality of disaster has long ben in the conduct | of Cathay. It has worked itself near to the cli- max, When the crash has come the Chinese na- tive philosopher of events can point not to ‘he Christian missionaries, whom he bates, but to a the beckward leaders of his own race, and cry that _— {hie they who have done this thing. ‘There is a marvellous study of fading and van- empire, there in the East, which we may study, even while we attend the unfolding of the advancing West. Cat with Specs. |MAFEKING LETTERS BORE SPECIAL STAMPS | « |longing to as lady tn) Whe Filled Hannibal's Teeth? I oe Engtand hae been success. fully provided with spec: | | tacles to counteract tall- ‘Te the Biter of The Bresing Wor'd: Will some historian inform me whether or no there | was any dentistry practised among the “i Car-| ‘ | ing eyesight. A pieture of & mouse was used by the oculist to test the cat's ven. Camphor Sprees. The latest fashionable Prodt om the Deal. ‘Te the Bitter of The Breving Wor't A buys an article for % cents and celis conta A says bis profit is 1 per cent makes & per cent. Kindly decide, reader ff there is any catch In this, It Gaseeseeeseee stimulant te camphor.) ) | Taken in small and requ: | $o2¢+ooOtD ORO EOP Reto: jar doses it ts sald to Btamp collectors will be interested in learning that special stamps were he stege of Mafeking, spec of three of which are here pletured. at left the besieged town while the Boers held it under their guns a Croker will know what he is talkigg about he tells the Boys they Seedn't have made such The Earth's Air. Stopping an Ocean Steamer. If the whole envelope of air were the same in char-| An ocean steamer of the fret class, going at full acter it would reach only about five miles above the | speed, cannot be brought to « standstill In less than partly but as It becomes rarefied es we ascend it prob-| three minutes, In the mean time she will traverse & ably extends to @ height of eighty or uinety miles. distance of about half a mile plated, fastens at te dogs in apartment-houses and Gate! side and has a bolero-like arrangement ‘The animals suffer much | ecluny ‘ce.