The evening world. Newspaper, June 5, 1900, Page 6

THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, JUNE 6, 1900. = HE LEFT BEHIND: FGUILES THE READER TO SMILES. | gee amon, THE HUSBAND S FUN THAT BEGUILES THE READER TO SMILES. - BY LAURA JEAN LIBBEY tees te , to wo pane now, | “Prem. 1800. by the Prees Pabiiehing Company, N.Y World), This living at restaurants (a radical change from A BAD BREAK. DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD TACKLED. new HIS ts the time of year when all the good wives [helr good bh ‘ood) in the stifiiag city le not com- ort. are commencing to pack thelr tranks for (he ductive to good health It iaye the foundation for Geaerad ot to Pest-Cthen ot How Vere co Oenmmectase Malt Mette || ummer outing, and soon the rueful hus-| many a dangerous {linese which oftimes follows ———— | band will be practically horneless. ‘The hall bedroom of some hoarding place, or equaliy TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1900. One Wife” says email room at the hotel. is euch @ change from his , . fs you pot think {t looks heartless to abandon 4) « most in need of husband at the season when he | home comforta? Bhe alec aide refectively ‘Te It weil to laeve 4 man to the temptations of \ife in the city with no ons about to guard him against vt influences” + teeeeeee NO, 14,168 struck unwittingly against the rock | full many « happy home. | my dear, It does seem to me that + in the reapect of leaving home when Summer comes on, a trifle selfish Where a woman fe run down tn health or has! + would be much benefited by a change of | say the courme she adopte In leaving home ts | Jnently proper. . had nothing to do all the “‘hre clube and matinees and f pleasure, while her hushant ife away to make the money ee ne eee +] enuertoor—Ceramy, A au w= jar yout | Arizona Abe-Stand o ye head, tenderfoot. Now stand on your head) Guess | wasnt star aare = yy * bat for nothing. * | ee) ERIN TO THE FRONT. COULDN'T THLE MPPERENCE, | Larry—Th’ Jude's potent lithers hov London toes. Farmer Crawfoot—Say, y what kind of | Denny—Yis, but they hov cork soles. soap is this ve been rubbing utes and thar —s ain't no sign of a lather yet = Buttons—Why, boss, dat's de cellelold soap bom. Policeman (examining broken window)—Begorra, N IRISH EXPLANATION. cake ob soap am on the insite AT QAY CONEY ISLAND—OR ELSEWHERE. but {t's mere sartous thin O1 thought it was, It's pece cc coecce broke on both sides!—Punch | A HERO MISUNDE 2 TOOD. eee eee eee ee: “ NDEKO } own alry bedchamber at home, can you wonder, dear a wives, that he hies him to the seashore quite as LEY TING WELL ENOUGH soon as the ¢ eos Is at an end, and relue- ALONE & tantly returns to his lonely quarters only when the Robert B. Ressevelt sare the Paris Ks- ‘wee sma’ hours’ herald approach of another day? pestticn . r ee wns te keoor nS earn ‘The hatit of staying out at night clings to many u |e man when formed tn this way. He learns, unfor- | tunately, that there | ha thing a@ enjoying him- dees aagape egies —_ self hugely without the presence of his good, austere wife. He falls in with co 1a) comrades, both men A SCANDAL THAT GROWS. | and women; and in too y Instances friendships { N this affair of the Ice Trust scandal, Mayor thus formed last for years and lead to grave results, Van Wyok It fe not every husband who can withstand tempta- Hie guilt : _ by the stock ™ ton; though let it be said that the most of them think a Drove: | too much of their good names to drift far into the ef the American Ice Company. It !s proven | path of folly, which |s pleasant enough in the begin- by hie own acts in vetoing the antt-Ice/ IN HI8 LONESOME HALL BEDROOM. ning. But {te pleasures turn at last inte ecourses Trust bills passed by the late Legislature, | ? which lash them tn aftertine | for her maintenance, has no need whatever of change! !t '# not every husband who feels like a big sohor!- Be ts proven by bis attitude of dodging and cringe ee avr it i at the coat of ber husband's moms | DOF, Making up his mind that he will have « grand H fing and quitdling, (nstead of meeting the pending) oomeorts holiday, @ huge continua! piente from the moment his ene - ; a imvestigation like a man. In such a case tt 19 the husband who ts sadly in need Vee ot os Se aes ee poe tee went le eee ee : All this Gieposes of the Mayor's case. Ho has| of recreation. Most men are martyrs to their fam-| TOF are bee poteimey ge ees jeotine irldget—Decos Wee wrk di ' Violated the law and the princtples of decency,|!!7'# wante, They do not mind hew much incoa- | Pessures,, © =o mum ; — ‘ Ho bee dlegraced btmeslf and beemirched his|Yeuene® ay. downright suffering they endure ao | ‘Nubian. writen tor The Brvsing Warld by ammenge, high office. There i! - ane th of Sdhnad Berd dh iat Tithe Peay" Bry Paes ot onaTis. remains only to © the sum - —_-—— ———- — = — a Mary proceedings provided fog law | | OMeer Sully-O! wish OF hod more etroipes on me p y CITY GOVER N MENT Customer—You enlarge photographs, don't you” ar-rum. r] ‘There is no room for partisan elation here. The SOUL'S WATCH-TOWER Photographer—Yes, madam | omcer Sulltvan—Shure, awn thors miny a poor} trchin Don't yer see! ot : vo to der Matter has gone beyond more politics The dir- - Customer—Well, I wish you'd enla sone, butfdivil behoind th’ bare that wud be willin’ to gtvel front, so they've got ter car Phil May, to @reee and the shame of !t is upon the whole city AN UNSOLVED PROBLEM, N the high watch-tower of the soul | leave the nose as tt ts » Biactter.Jye'er a (ew av hia Punch ‘Voting interests, must fesl the degradation that | Sub Get eno ban 6 0008 \ MRT E ¥ ? 3 THEY DIDI"T EXPE Ras been brought upon the municipality by the|(UMPTROLLER BIRD S, COLER, tn the North Ameri My sou! has found no other sou! evaree ef te Ohiot Executive it is a new and can Review, To which tt does belong \ territde page whieh has been written in metro-|% IRFECT charter for @ great city hae not yet ' polttan history frown, and in America we have not My soul ts girt In secrectes ' J . ; asse| beyond the stage of experiment tn th Ee Oe Pen OFS Seve y ’ Aa. im the contemplation of other offenders rrment of our larger municipalities My breath, which ts among them, floate | ‘ than the Mayor, ..¢ grief aid wonder of the city ‘The time ver Matant when the charters o _On every ben that blows % Must be intensified. Not os regards the polit! |e larser United States will be am ban pelgerag a stb Sj elana, Nobody cares what Carroll and his weelers))' (lee promt i Harber’: aati have done, But here (x an lee Trust net whieh Try work provides br Jt pebtntebtebebdebintebboit rit three Dock ommissloners, the Presi litical wisdom. The new 4 Htetetinteiot has | a dent of the Municipal Council, the Corporatic to the special needs of cities, and not constructed on << Counsel, 8 Commissioner of Public Buildings ax | HIGHER CRITICISM. Most astounding of all!—ten Justices of the Pete eeeretebes aoe Te UNDAY-SCHOOL TEACHER Now. Bobby, we Righ courte of Now York a 3 iS ore ie rt tele vist tone bagel ical The Profeasor-Gentlemen, prepare for an extra-) “Collisions inevitable, BX str kes, gentitmen, ant—) “Well, if it inn't m baseball! These Inds must be ee eee thing! P ~ .| obey it ype us thet ws better to be ee ordinary event. An unknown planet is approaching prevented from playing in the streets by eleetric It fe the public habit to belleve that the Ju-! | } teal Gib than 6 LE att Prod: Tai the rate of 1,090,000 miles per minute light." Gictary can do no wrong We think of our Judges * emma . i eeinttiintinndiii ans. ean soccccocooso coos SPSS PUSTSERDSS FSS CO ROPOSOSS APOC CCPSETNCSSSR OM SO CORSO TOT ORN - AD from temptation by thelr spotle } D Bie eo vies ee oe i} ETIQUETTE OF SUMMER VISITS, [HAND OF THE MAN |srtetitaseciaretercerceng . ' y 4 ’ thay Gane vaek—in ert tant they war s(t ; BY HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. FLETTERS events worto re seen Clow Wat Hes may bei2 FPF the exact date of your arrival na» not been Axed. | order makes much work for the servants and fre-|, 4% Ensiish expouent of paimistry has made & care | ~~ ‘ i @ate from ailurements into speculative |ivest-| ! H | and haa been left to your own inclinations, ae leans proves to be « disturbing el ‘ ful examination of @ sketch of Joseph Chamber: | teblieisteinistrinte eh ineiricirietminleioty Meats which would Involve prejudices and im-| { 9, "your hostess at i two weeks’ notlee of cad | If you visit where only one ma vt, thke care ms a ae bar Ay ee ees ‘aa | A Vien for Socintion. pair their useful: b + & coming. of your own room qui: ho were olwa: remar' power, pendence To the Eatitor of The Evening Wor ness on the beach | \ mm quite ae though you were @lWaY8) 1.4 ambition must impel the owner of this hand to Conwa 4s binea: | ‘ But this is a time when atlence {s not the thing| Let her know how leng you expect to stay, and Belin the habit of dolag 20 almost restless activity. The health line ts not as ouarie bee tre: Nanas Fig when } sure that the time for your arrival and departure is Be punctual qt meals. It ts very rude to keep the {s not true. It te not one the criticlom which suggests tteelt, even | 7 TB inogpughiy understood before you leave home |table wating. ‘rows men out of work, Take any @F the judiciary, must be uttered 1% ; oe your arrangements are made with your host-| Make your morning tollet @ dainty one. Appear at satis, for instance. A machine Wao + | i r . y | | with which one man wo tot 1 Granting that every judge on the ee Trust! esa do not allow anything to Interfere with them. |DFeakfart exactly at the appointed hour and with | Tait (ines he. tohay nadie a2 » Rae "onant Ge Met bought his stock through ordinary methods, |? * | On arriving at your friend's He shown ,* Pleasant greeting for every one, charged five out of six of his em at 1 Qs he had a legal right t « as yet done| + Sl vie taeme o6 seek aa: tee Ries | The visitor must look happy and appear to be ue Gethias tase tines i You will need to having @ pleasant time, the fact h le Don't expect your by 1) to devote herself to you every moment. The « who knows when to leave her hostess alone is @ treasure sure of a second in- |vitation This doew not in the least mean that you are to absent yourself when anything ts going on. Qui contrary. ‘The guest should be ready to enter bi ly} linto any plan made for her and should never show 7 a any sign of dissatisfaction, or appear tn fact other c "@)| than most pleasantly Interested R FANCY IN FOULARD. Onssahonly It happens that the visitor ts made aware of some ‘is ble Incident or is an uns willing spectator of a family difference Should such a painfu n arise, If possible) withdraw quietly. If you a ved to remain re-| |member you are bound to consider the matter sacred, Bi Do not take any part In ft, of agree with one or i ithe other side to it Finally, recollect that, ha pitality of your friends, you of courtesy and breeding never & censurable thing. He has disqualified himself ; to aft in any Ice Trust case, or lated « : porate proceeding. And |t is thing to have ten high ju Geta) district with their standing and us ‘ @0 affected, . We have the Mayor caught. a) the collogaial | phrase wold have Must go before Justice Gaynor He must an ewer questions and meelf’ H must take the consequences But after the Mayor—who and what nex!” How and where shall we end the sor ‘ Dlackens a whole magnificent THE NOISE OF THE SNORER sa HE crusade against city no sired to ership of the mean nhag to blame nlise the neane of production, etc must have complete Socialism. NEST KATA the trunks dieposed of later at the first moment @ even more dare of your personal belongings | n if you were at home The careless visitor whose + is alwaye in dt | Te the Etitor of The Eve The old, swee Can never be effaced The happy days for her and me Can never be replaced mina Though now another's wife ant Her dear fice haunts me emain as dear first met. a7e@ the City of New York, 1G accepted the hos: | bound by all thy laws) to cfiticise or speak Metter Hours, To the Diitor af The Rvening Word more 4 gener an in which unnecessary financial restet at a certain height. 1 . iunkindly of any of the household of which you were If ever time meant money, tt does tn (he ase of subjects of rough paveme must be retained < 8 | ® member. good as it should be, and shows a highly strung, | working men and women. Irregular how veut yelling hucksters, stre ty amply safe nervous temperament, balanced at other points by | them from attending « schoo! or college and .mprowtng ta plan must be themselves in various ways. BYTHE MODERN DRAMA Fhe motte bee thon of the apr eto sd oe iro my first finger, and the thumb indicates quickness of| the chief sufferers. {f | AND ITS WRITERS. tomper, courage and a love of controversy at the matter from thi Tam cure there ' +) “Phe heart Hine is well defined, and shows a nature] Would be less cause for complaint, (or | vm wring Jeapabie of strong affection and sympathy with) from experience, and know beyond a Joubt that there philanthropical efforts, yet somewhat exclusive, not|4re many who feel as { do. Will others oleas give BY ARTHUR W, PINERO. to say intoleragt, toward individuals differing from their opinions? CLERK. his own views or crossing his path at the wrong —— JOWEVER much we may admire the poetic drama, | py oment.” oun'less em delis, It will not In oMfces are till It reaches the Tm @ city of apartment-h @pen windows, th ndivid powerfis! Dreeder of discomfort and a destroyer of nerves. yy He can convert the alrshaft, most account, profita -_ 2. ayers, and that fact must be recog however heartily we may desire {ts prosperity on Z siiaduieeedetty '. fa bis own bedroom |» Bates ats éua « onthe drama | To the Raitor of The @ right to project his « 1 the work nmen je drama | THE BENEFITS OF GOLF. edi F. D.” os (ranger In the otty cas : of , aif done vurselves de be | fing frie came t Wty a stranger a wh embers of bis nelx he ome me fe veloping under the influence of modern adval xt |) NB of the prominent wemen onit players of the! tin, se5 and happened in at a certain church one to the privilege of sleep which outweighs the : . | ne dey vein hurch ome suppow te : Drivilege of the snore? meat, and Aldermen and ‘There is diMeulty, of course. in suggesting a lone ity cays that the game has proved very bene- . 6 among | Sunday, where I received a most coniial greeting and soon found a host of friends. There ts a young men's and it JF, DB or of retrogression, the drama which lays i ficial in producing steadiness of nerv: | sions and emotions we are feeling—round which criti: | women ‘The nature of the game the exhilarating D al controversy most flervely rages. | Gutdoor atmosphere invigorate and sttmalate the ition, That a club connected with most chu A window-.-ing order to people who “minal le any useful purpe Ite the modern drama that gaine most readiy the nerves and ft women for greater effort and better| "ll! attend wuch churches he will » u find friends, out loud would be null and volt. Nor an '®* Sorte! fyeten pe scusdly ye y > hoigine apna suftrage of the general public self-control ‘ MOON. , <90n Gpeetion, WHR geod argument os etiker side; be The poetic Grama might be likened in its effect upon! One , ot — as iW consign snorers to the woods, where they i: is, unfortunately. a matier of Metory that ; One of the most exasperating features, however, in general public to a piece of statuary or & on ith th . from a feminine it of But certainly there coul! be a campaign of such bodies In recent years has done more the modern draima to a painting {0 | Somrlo the tapeneton, of lence. Yet it Is hs very To the fabitor isn tene' = aia OD W the senitery advantages of hem snrthing else to discredit their offictal existen arrested movement, of story, The crowd) point that traine in self-control, for the player #008) s4y husband ts a preat drinker. When under the tm ot re before the painted story. Some pe to regret the popularity of the picture sayed to tell » tale and to deplore the i With the mouth closed. The man who oo|tht*, MAY” Det various experiments with g»calies * | Municipal Assembites, and the results have in no care | does not snore. And perhaps the adoption| been satisfactory. Ty abulith the representative harness to keep the lower jaw firmly |braneh of city government outrigh 4 involve a} prov’ Yearns that allence Is golden when ber attention is | engaged with the ball, and that If whe te to score well she must think and act rather than chatter, fluence of liquor he is terrible and ji-treats me rv We have three small children | would like to know what I can do, Who will aéviee? ae Geld be urged with effective gentienens |r! redlstributlon of dues, powers and roxponst | iy, |) oTie_sul ached e pronay the tat eee watch WIPE AND MOTHER, bilities among departments; but the result of AN: i the boveotting of coquetry is taught. . Furthermore, — sho paaneet GUNA Mi th Meath every anny the onay | ffi S SM wish le lever of alt te sloniien, veen 9. takes TO GET RID OF FLIES, [plausible excuse for constant State interference tn it eli pave {a said that clusters of the fragrant clover which grows abundantly by nearly every roadside seantry digits wil f ng In the rowm ang to dry its fait perfume through